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yes offisur.. i kno hedlite out

dis kittehs litez alwayz haz 2 wurk.

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  1. salleh says:

    sry, awl ai kan fink ….iz diz pur behbeh

  2. SteffieB says:

    Man, dat iz one heckuva iris melanoma, poor kitteh.

  3. Fuzzybeard says:

    Iz kitteh OK?

  4. andme says:

    nat seccund

  5. judson says:

    I nawt noes wut to fink, is dis a kitteh wiff two differmint colored eyez or is dis a kitteh wiff one werking eye and one nawt? Is kinda disterbing to nawt be certain. Sawy is I being trollish? If So, Nemme mind! I just nawt clear on wut I yam seeing.

    • Hai judson. Yoo ar nawt trollish. We ar awl a bit starteld an conserned. :shock:
      .
      Awn teh odder hand, this kitteh haz a MOAST unusual an beeyootiful hed. An iz prollee udderwize happee an helthee, ai finkso.

      • jd says:

        Me too. Deep-ends on what teh eye problum iz – lazers foar cataracts, detached retinas adn lens problums -might- be uzabul wib kittehs, but it wudn’t be cheep adn I down’t know iffen this is wun ob doze fixabuls. On de obber han–paw, teh kitteh looks oberwize elfy adn iz cleerly ok enuf to be curius, which iz good. (I’b seen piccies ob wun ob teh wurld’s owldest kittehs, adn awlthew tehy looked content, dey lakked this kitteh’s fascination wib everyfing.)

    • bluesfan473 says:

      u nawt been trolly judson, dat wuz mai thawt alzo, ai nawt sure diz be lollish 2 meh, pour kitteh luks lyke himz needz de v-e-t :(

    • I’m not quite sure what to think, either. It’s a lovely cat, but it’s hard to find the caption amusing when there’s a chance that it’s based on a lifethreatening illness for the cat involved. I don’t think I’m going to stay in this thread… will lurk in the last one and wait for the next one, or something, ’cause I’m not comfortable at all with being uncertain. Lighting or mismatched eyes create cute effects… a melanoma is, well, enough to make me want to cry instead of lol.

      • nativeca66 says:

        Daon worry prysma. Ai hab uh goggie dat luk liek dis (hab seezures too), and herz libbed tu be 18 years owl. Herz had uh wunnerful lief wif wots ob lub and happiness. CC maiks us awl differunt fur uh reezon. How boring wuld teh wurld be iffen wii whir awl teh saim. Dis kitteh gits tuns ob lub frum hiz hyoomin slaves, aifinkso. Prawbuhblee moar dan udder kittehs.

        • *edges back inna ruum* Mmm, otay, if teh kitteh prolly helfie n happeh. Ai
          no dat kittehs cn funkshun kuaite-well-fank-yu wif berry little ables 2 c. Ai had
          a kitteh wif cataracts (nawt wet-ness-falls, cloudies inna eyeball) n scarring
          onna outside (onna cornea, teh clear part), sew him cud nawt c much atawl.
          Him wurked around it berry clebberly wif hims whiskers n noes n ears. Ai
          just wuz scardeded dat teh kitteh wuz sick.
          .
          Dat kitteh have bootiful faice!

          • nativeca66 says:

            Mai neighbors wunz had uh kitteh dat wuz mawled by uh pit bull.
            ::BAD GOGGIE! BAD!::
            Himz had uh widdle wheelie built fur him coz himz culd nawt moob himz hind legz. Lemme tell ya. Dat widdle kitteh wuz teh faborite ob teh neighborhood (Teh goggie nawt sew much). Him libs tu be uh ripe ol’d age. Himz hyoomin slaves were berry gud peelols and gabe him eberryfing himz needed. Himz daddeh kitteh says tu meh wun day when ai ask him hoa he gibs sew mush, “awr yo kiddin? Dis kitteh gib meh moar dan N-E-petz ai eber hab. Him showz meh dat diversity iz wut maiks lief interesting, and adversity iz wut maiks life wurthe libeeng.” Ai awlwayz membered dat, and wen ai gabe my aussie goggie uh fore-eber hoam, ai neber treated herz N-E-diffrunt, and neber did mai kittehs. Dey taunted her and twicked her, and she wuld pway lame and surprise dem wit sneekee arownd teh corner twick wen noe wun (including the kittehs) fot she culd noe where teh kittehs wuz goin’. Herz bawked at stuff dat she culdn’t see, but knew wuz there. Herz wuz eben furocious wunz wen mai mommah wuz contrunted by uh boifwend. Ai herd her growl-bawkin, and wen ai com running owt ob mai room, boifwend wuz running down teh street wit uh yellow streak awn hiz bak. I ran aftur hims, but Tille beat meh tu it, running straight down teh street, saying, “WOOF WOOF WOOF!’, as if tu say “No worries, ai gawt dis. Jes point meh in hiz direcksun.”
            *gud tiemz, dries eyes*

            • {{{{{{nc66}}}}}} She wuz speshul in ebry way, aifinkso, n she wuz berry luckie she had yu 2 luvs her sew berry much. Dat be gud quote 2 member, about diversity n adversity.

            • toribug says:

              gr8 storee

            • PercyCat says:

              thanx {{{nativeca66}}} thatz a bayoutiful storee..
              ….dat dawg had gud sense tu kno bout dat yellr streek
              dat day offn cum wif a meen streek tew…
              i knu a lil chiwawa wif a chariot lyk dat win i wuz
              a leetul girl dat cud do evryting but jump and i bet iffn
              heed had a Ramp heed hav ust it…i can evn c him
              pushin it aroun to get it in jus teh right place, he
              had teh strong will lyk dat…lol..!!
              (n mi machinashunz tat iz} ther he goez…..he landid
              on teh cumfy couch evil knevil style.

          • angelwaits says:

            Bootiful?? Gglad 2 heer it, be cawse kitteh face luks all thin ad awld. Same liek other pix heer somewheer.
            But if iz gud for kitteh, Ai’m happeh.

      • psymonetta says:

        I had a kitteh with this same problem. It occurs when there really is something serious going on. In his case, it was lymphoma that eventually spread to his brain and caused severe seizures.

        Poor kitteh…this makes me sad.

  6. LLothar says:

    poor kitteh :(

  7. SteffieB says:

    Melanomas are deadly for cats.. always have color changes checked out now time.

  8. Rattipuss says:

    Poor lilluh kitteh. Hims lukks sik.

    ::cwy::

  9. :D says:

    Funny picture, but I wonder what’s wrong with the cat.

  10. If it is a melanoma or some kind of illness, I’m appalled that someone would try to make a joke out of it.

    • annipuss says:

      Ai fink teh purrsun hoo made teh commint din’t fink dat teh kitteh mite be sikk. Ai fink nowun heer wud maek a joak iffn dey noed der waz sumfing rong wiv teh kitteh.

    • nativeca66 says:

      Nawt nesi-Sarah-Lee solomon. Iz common wit ai’ll-buy-noe animules. Eben iffen dey doan luk liek day awr pigment deprived wuns, dey culd hab ub resis…riisez…dormant gene dat ownlee effect wun characteristic ob their owtward awpeerunz. Himz mite eeben nawt bii affected by it.
      .
      Dis kitteh bii fine aifinkso. Prawbuhblee wuld nawt want N-E-wun tu notiss himz hab uh bum eye. Himz jez uh kitteh liek awl teh udder kittehs and want tu pway and be made phun ob too.

  11. LYKOS says:

    Not too happy with this LOL. There’s a lot of edgy stuff on this site but this cat is sick, not edgy. I’m kinda disappointed in the ICHC peeps for putting this one up.

    Sorry, just what I think and what I see.

  12. mamarosa says:

    Ai haz a sad for dis kitteh.
    Hoomins nawt be knowin’ bout teh melanomas so much.

    • mamarosa – hai! ;) Ai saw yoo heer a few weeks ago an wanted to say hai then, but it wuz too layte. An ai’ve bin goan a lot, too – so ai dont reelee know hao long yoo’ve bin bak.
      .
      But so nice to see yoo again. And – doo yoo know about teh cheezmap? Yoo shud bee awn the cheezmap!

      • mamarosa says:

        O Hai!

        Fank yu 4 finking bout meh. I’z nawt knowing bout teh cheezmap. Plz, show meh hao do it.
        Kthx

        Adn I nawt been gone anywheres, I’z been lurking. Many tiems I’z been too buzy wif teh werk (pleh) to commint, adn I neber getz teh ‘nawt sekkund’.
        Bai.

  13. Ivory Bill says:

    Teh conga ratz, the contga ratz,
    Now dey is in ackshun
    Slippin on da slippery floor
    Dey tryes to get sum trackshun.

    Da twelve big ratz upon the floor
    Dey fall an dey go spinnin
    How in da world will dey go on
    Celebratin da winnin?

    Teh younger ratz are standin by
    Dey cannots hides dere mirf
    Dey bin waitin for dis day
    Ebber sins dere birf.

    Da first adolescent teenage rat
    Steps out upon the floor
    Sumfins different — da cheezpeeps see
    Dey is conga-ing on feetz all four!

    How dey made da conga line
    A story of no fail
    Each rat behind anudder one
    Dey bitz dere leaders tail!

  14. nativeca66 says:

    Dis kitteh haz uh beeg ol’ lion face. Himz shuld ob had the long floofy mane.

  15. LolStef says:

    Ai fink da kitteh is prolly OK. ‘cos part from teh duf eye he sems helfy. Ai Hopes so enywy!

  16. Ai am finking… dis be berry intrestin. We be awl nawt onlee concerned about teh kitteh n hopin hims alrite, but we be awl lerning fings cauze uv talkin about dis. Iz gud peeps heer who awl want awl kittehs 2 be happeh n helfy, nawt just deir owd dat dey pay teh vet bills fur. *luks awl fawtful, den hops offa teh sopeboks n wanders off*

    • Yoo ar rite, prysmatikitthe. Moast peepl heer luv awl ov teh furree wuns – oar scaylee – oar . . .just skin? laik teh elly fants. Sawft harts, we haz tehm!! ;)

    • LolStef says:

      Wees do hopes hims alwigt! Mee an mi sis was onedring bout hims too! Itz teh kitteh luvinnes of uss awl!

    • judson says:

      Donut wander orf Prysmatic! Yer ryte, I wus unhappy wiff dis LOL when I fot the kitteh wuz unhelfy but noaw I finks maybe the one eye good enuff and the kitteh looks purty good udderwise and may be ver ver happy. I jest caint make Lols about sick kittehs or jokes abowt them wuts disabled.

  17. queenbee999 says:

    tihs happend too mah kitteh in bofe i’s, beecuz hrr is OOOLLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mebbe tihs kitteh izh midlol aijd?!?!

    • queenbee999 – hao old iz yur kitteh?? Mai Mitzi wuz 21 wehn she died, an hur sun Florian wuz 20. *sniff* Tehy died six weeks apart.
      .
      LOL!! This iz just NAWT a verree jollee thred, izzit??? Well, taht’s OK. iZ gud to be sirius sumetaims, too.

      • queenbee999 says:

        mai lubberly Snoozer (guess her favrit aktibitee!) is abowt 20. Mai muthr got her wen she (mah mom) wer arownd eleben. whee lurve Snoozy berry mush, but as owld as she is, wee is gittin wurried bowt her health, sigh. NE buddy up for a rownd of “circlol uv lief?”

  18. Green Is Good says:

    Oh, the poor thing. What’s wrong with his left eye? *Sadness*

    I hope the owner gets him to a vet stat.

  19. GomerPhyls says:

    Anyone stop to think this might be a result of the flash or a little bit of photoshopping? If you used a masking tool and a little bit of color adjustment, you could easily make any cat on this site look like that. The dark black circle around the eye even suggests it.
    If nobody on here has found the origin of this photo, then you don’t know anything about this photo, let alone the cat, so there’s no reason to fret over whether or not this LOL is inappropriate and should be taken down.

  20. nativeca66 says:

    Yesh, awsuhfur. I’m nawt as fink az yew drunk ai am.

  21. Ivory Bill says:

    My Joshie has an eye like dat
    Got it wen he wuz yung an tuff
    Fightin wif da neighbor kat
    Da udder kat hadz it ruff.

    My Joshie he losted an eye
    Da udder kat losted an eer
    Da udder kat losted too more fings
    Dat he had helded most deer.

    As a result of that afternoon
    There weren’t kittens very soon.

  22. Cheezburger says:

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE COOLIST DAMM THING IS EVE SAW!

  23. dervysh says:

    there’s a million things that could be wrong with the eye. It could also have been a defect from birth. I seen teh hoomanz wif dems too!

    Kitty looks healthy, there’s no swelling/nastiness around the eye, and he’s not squinting, which suggests he’s not in pain and it’s not causing discomfort. But a little disclaimer with the picture to reassure us all would have been nice – assuming anyone even knows.

  24. nowthatwasfun says:

    Aw, poor kitteh. Ai had a kitteh hoo had an eye leik dat, and he wuz very ill, so dis not make me lol. Nawt cuz ai tink dis kitteh is bein abused (ahm sure he getz lotz of luv and care if he is really sick), but cuz it maded me remember. So, yea, no lol frum meh.

  25. raingods says:

    Zombie cat says, I can has brainz, now?

  26. maxiwaxikins says:

    I had a cat once with an eye like that that had to eventually be removed. I wanted the doc to sew a button on in its place.

  27. s57sunny says:

    I can’t understand what most of you are saying!!!!! Not trying to be ugly or anything but I have a hard enough time reading the comments with bifocals. I need a translator or something! Help an old lady out, would ya?

    P.S. The cat is beautiful, I hope there isn’t anything wrong with it.

    • ^_^ says:

      lol i feel the same way… lolspeak is one thing, but having to sit and concentrate to decipher every word is a bit much most days for me. :P

  28. Hashim says:

    high beem… ur doin it wrong…

  29. Kitteh named Simon says:

    Whut is wrong wif dat kittehs eye? He iz brokinz!

  30. adastra says:

    Just FYI, here’s another cat with the same condition: http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=157309. It is possible the cat has iris melanosis, which is different from iris melanoma. I can almost assure you the owner would have taken the cat to the vet with the the change in the eye being this dramatic. Besides, it is possible for cats to function just fine with iris melanosis. Just my two cents’ worth.

    • ajr595 says:

      That cat is far too thin, as well. Poor little scrap. Not funny, this one.

      • rawr says:

        Looking at the cat’s body (from the little that you can see) it doesn’t look too thin to me at all.. s/he just has a different shaped face. Everyone’s just a little different, even kittehs too.

      • Musky says:

        I think it’s head shape is of the triangular variety, like some modern siamese. I don’t think it’s because it’s malnorished. It has a bigger problem than that…

  31. D.R. says:

    Dis cat iz very dashin

  32. alicia says:

    “dunno source” just doesn’t cut it for me, especially when so many aren’t loling.

  33. Eli says:

    Lol. This cat looks like Ichigo from this one scene in Bleach.

  34. Theresa says:

    I feel bad for kittah. I hope kittah is ok.

    I don’t get much LOL from this pic. Bad. Bad. FAIL

  35. Electrice says:

    Kitteh oddur eye iz kreeps me out. E dosnt look sick, but is still wierd.

  36. jmuhj says:

    Ai jus hoapz tihs kittoon iz awlryte. Tahtz teh onlii fing ai’m finkin abaowt.

  37. Forge says:

    Llllleaaaggghhhh!!!! Freaky cat!!!

  38. QDogg119 says:

    This cat is will haunt my dreams!!!

  39. rexifelis says:

    i had a kitteh, she was 18 years old when she died. about 2 months before she died she had a stroke or something that robbed her of her balance, one of her eyes dilated all the way open and fixed (looked just like this kitteh’s) we just had to put all of her stuff down on the floor for her. and she would get lost in a house she had lived in for years. i miss my kitteh.

  40. Joelthemole says:

    I don’t find this at all funny, that cat has a disease. It’s called conjunctivitis.

  41. Sherry says:

    My cat’s eye started getting darker as she aged, my regular vet said it probably wasn’t anything and to be on the safe side I took her to a high end specialist.
    She’s fine.
    It’s bizarre how defensive people get IRL about it, interesting to see it happen online too.
    Parts of humans can get harmlessly darker with age, would go to follow that parts of other animals might too.

  42. quisquose says:

    My kitty has this condition — iris melanosis. It started out with just flecks of brown but now it is completely brown. My vet thinks she’s fine — the dark eye works just as well as the other eye and as long as there isn’t thickening in the iris, she should be ok. Can’t do much about it anyway! Anyway, I recognized it and hoped I could reassure people that the kitty is probably ok.

    • alicia says:

      Thank you for the helpful information — I wish that ICHC would bother to provide some kind of information with the photo and not send people who care digging through the comments and lolspeak.

  43. tehsara says:

    dat cat iz messd up! D:

  44. Hagans says:

    I laughed, but then I wanted to cry.

  45. Whew. After you approved of that other one, I was afraid you were ill or something. :lol: Guess everything’s okay.

  46. nativeca66 says:

    Glad tu see yoo’ve improved yor volcabulary lolllllllllolololol… *nawt*!

  47. cweenmj says:

    Kafleen!!!!!! KAFLEEN!!! KAFLEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!
    Ur lol maded deh frunt paige!!!!!!!!!

  48. cweenmj says:

    It b deh CARE Packije!!! go luk!!!

  49. queenbee999 says:

    i hasnt be CN a lawt uv kafleen laitly. wear u ben, u evas…eebais… hidin donkee?!?!

  50. jamamakitty says:

    kafleen ai leebed yew a messij on yer profyle…….but yew must nawt hab seen it

  51. I did too… An I emaild also… Butt, no luk sew far..

  52. jamamakitty says:

    an emeow iz a terribul fing tew waste!!

    oh wellz wii tryeded

    (nice dots, wuts teh matter wif me………………………….?)

  53. I u cood fink ov NE fing bedder dan dots… it wood be shiny dots!!!!!
    Oooooooo………shiny dots………………………..!!!!! :lol:


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