U hungry?
U hungry? No thanks…Ize stuft
well, i iz sew hungree i cud eat a horse.
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Oh Gud, den Ai can hab urz
gratz un nawt sekkond annipuss! celebrasiuns?
Thx, Ai haz 2 go an finish kukkin mai ebenin meel inna minit, so praps a jinnantonik wud be gud!
sunds liak phun!!
Iz a Jinnantonikus still appropriate ater the eekwinox? I fot dat we wuz supposed to switch to gimlets fer the winter.
Gud cawl judson!
ba-dumm…..crash
gimme burger, or I beat stuffin’ outta ya.
and I got the floof to DO EET!
Jes luk at mai pecks.
Wanna now hoa ai du eet?
Iz uh strict rejumin ob exurcise and diet.
Nawt sekkund, ai bench pwess elebenty pillows.
Den, ai du elebenty thousand padding jacks.
Den, ai du uh hundred and elebenty minutes ob wadding airowbecks.
Den, ai du hit teh downee bag.
Finally, ai du elebenty sets ob cushion curls, each arm.
Follow dat wit uh helfy meal ob sordid chocklicks, chocklick possums and biskottis, and wash it awl down wit uh high energy hawt chocklick, and ai’m reddy tu go.
::Buuuuuhhhh!::
But previus to seccund, ai shall charg up by nappin in sum sunshyne.
TEHN ai’ll sho u!
Plushies gawt sunketcherz?
Liek kittehz?
oooooo….skaywee…
iffen dey collecks N-ur-Gee, den dey mite become animate.
Ai saw uh moobie liek dat wunz aifinkso.
Itz a stufft lllamma!
Ai aern’t shore wat it’z ment 2 be!
Mayks me wanna sing teh Lllamma song eneewai.
wutz teh Lllamma song? Ai kan akompny u onna piananaoh.
*plink, plink, plinkity plink*
Teh Lllama song must be Xpeery enst!
Put all teh W W W and dots befor tihs:
albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
hee hee hee – dat haz teh sillee.
I shooda posted a warnign –
Seeryus Eerwurm!
It haz alreddee got me.
♪♪♪
“..plink plunk plink plunk plink plunk plinkin onna keys,
riff raff riff raff riff raff riffin on with ease,
when he jams itz a bawl, he’s the daddy of dem awl!”
♪♪♪
Oh, noze! nawt da llamma sawng!
Onleez de Hamster Dance can cawz a more sryus earwurm!
Mushroom Mushroom!
1 fing is sure… da kitteh has moar poisin dan da … whutebber dis is… adn sumfing els is sure… ai wuds perfur cuddle da kitteh to dis… whutebber eet is.
Me 2 liekwiez!
Itz a Lllamma!
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Ifinkso.
u sure? fur meh it seems as iffn sumbunneh makded plush frankingoggie… sewdid one plush goggies hed on anotter plusgoggies bodeh. but u cud be ryt as well… da bodeh cud be a lamas bodeh… ai noe wans da cuddle a lama… dem bes spitting on mai cheezburger.
Iz de Collie Lama – rare Tibetan breed
hehe… a lama in collie outfeet ^^
Hm… I had heard of Dollie Llama…….
It lukks liek a focks hed 2 me, but wat teh boddee is Ai haz no eye deer
aid sai a sumhaoe nawt reeleh cure… cori… ryte dun collie. n-e-hu… welcum 2 da wonnermus animullibe ob cheezland ^^
aie fink dat it luks leik der bazil brush hed! Diz one stwange toi aiethinkso
Frankingoggie!
Oh noes. Git in da car!
So plz sing teh Lllamma-song! plz plz plz?
Teh rekwest is fur woodchuck – sowwy weepee iz bein obnoksikatin agin!
Teh Lllama song must be seen tu be beleevd!
Put all teh W W W and dots befor tihs:
albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
Llama llama duck!!!! ROFLMHO!!! Fanks berry mush , hee hee hee etc!
burfday fairy congratshoolates annipuss on hur nawt-sekkund!! (an anywun else hoo tyes wif hur wile i iz typing dis!!) an wishes a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! for teh burfday party today we haz stuffd shrimps, stuffd pasta shells, turkey wif stuffing, an creem puffs stuffed wif wippy kreem!! along wif frooty punch an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, shiny pensils, kandees, an sparkly kitteh stikkers! rebember, teh treets an goodie bags are for ALL teh party guests! an eben if yoo haz nebber eber posted before an its yor burfday, speek up an let us know!!
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Thx fur teh congrats, Burfday fairy.
OoooooOOOOO tank you burfdy fairy u iz der gratist ob dem all. I can hab stffed shrimp wib shrip NOM NOM NOM
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If der Lolama/goggie/Corgie/sqwirl toi nawt wantz hims shrimp aie taks dat too?
Kthnxbai
PUN ALERT!
Kitteh sew cyoot! *jams FCHRG(wdoi) adn prysm sessories on hed n holds on* Alreddy splorted wonce 2day. Sekkunk splort, do not want! But him sew berry berry floofy n cyoot n cuddlies n, n, floofy!
sekkunk > sekkund
Maibeez u needz der 50’s baving cap wib der chinnie strawp, stawps eben der strongest splorts ….. cept if der mur dan one cyoot kitteh….. o looks dots
*finks about dis* *puts awn teh 50’s baving cap wif chinnie strap, den puts teh FCHRG ober it n aranjes teh prysm sessories awl preddy* Nao ai be saif!
*nod in agrreeezment* dat be berry purdy and u be saif frum splorts …. jest dawnt luk at any cyoot kittehs
*finks moer* *adds blyndfold wif lots uv colurs awn it* Aha! Nao ai cn
nawt splort cauz ai cn nawt luk at cyoot kittehs! Ai will jus haf 2 feel dem insted. Feel awl teh soft floofiness uv teh cyoot itteh bitteh kittehs, n teh teenytiny paws n teenytiny tayles, n… uh oh, ai nawt sew sure ai saif!
*snerk* nobuddy saif frum der kyoot!
Der iz awlso teh Happigoggiegogglols (liek goggies nead wen dey stikk der hedds owt uv car windoes wen teh car is goin fast) Dey purrvent splorts too.
Prysm sessories! du want! but yu new dis frum fredz ub lite .
Wutta kyuoote pikshure; adn Ai rlly needid taht tuudaiy;
Akshully, thems ar bofe soe kyuoote, adn bofe luuk stuffedt;
(Sumetiems, wen yuu sees lolpiks, yuu fink taht tehy kannawt geyt enny kyuuoter;
tehn yuu sees anuvver wun taht’s ebben sweeter, yuu jes marvul haow tehms cuud bees jes soe beeuutifull…….)
O hai CKK! wul dis help? {{{{CKK}}}} o, an frum Tammy-kitteh too {{{{CKK}}}}
Ohai CKK guds to cee u here habing der cyoots
{{{CKK}}}
{{{{{CKK}}}}}
Ai noe wut yew meen. Ai sumtiems hezeetate luking froo teh archibes coz jes wen yew least exspeck it…WHAMMMO! uh kyootie patootie pops up and yew hab tu titen teh chinstrawp awn yor bavin cap.
::click click click…CLEECK AWAY KWICKLY::
{{{{{cheshirekittehkat}}}}} Ai wuz so sorree to reed teh odder day about yur deer kitteh.
Ai had to taek mai moast beloved Florian in fur taht 3 1/2 yeers ago. An it wuz purrrrhaps teh hardest thing ai hav eber dun.
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But ai noo it wuz best fur him – just az yoo shurlee did, too. An so we must be brave, wehn ebree fiber ov ar beeing iz screeming nooooo!! It iz teh noblest and kindest thing we can doo – an proovez moar tahn enething hao much we troolee luved them.
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Coming heer awlwaiz helps me. So yoo mite want to com, too. Becuz ebreewun heer knows just hao yoo feel.
Yesh CKK. Ai hab tu du it tu.
“I understand how difficult your decision must have been.
I hope you find comfort in knowing that when your beloved needed you most,
you were a true friend.”
moar {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yew shur? Yew luk liek yew culd goe fur uh polyester pizza wif stuffed crust.
Rollo t3h Doggeh
duzzn’t sez mutch, butz iz Floof
Kitteh’z besstest frend
Liddill Floof Kitteh
toatullee oawnz hurz Hewminz.
Can duz enneefeengz
Liddill Floof Kitteh
no iz nawtee. Feengz happenz
wen hurz wantz 2 play!
Rollo maykz soopurb
witness wenz Floofee Kitteh
habz an akksidentz
Jack.
Jack – I have mist yoo! Glad yoo ar bak. Oar – maybe it iz just ai who am bak.
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But az awlwaiz, seeing teh pilkchoors throo yur aiez is wunderful!
Ohai {{{{{janet nd Jack}}}}}}} gud tu se bofe ub yuz .
Llamas always remind me of Monkey Pie-thong sketch
Fanks fur dat, OWC. I hasnt seen teh danjerus lllammas in a loooong tym!
ai wil hav sum gushifud & fer u ai uze mai playdoh moldz & mayke u sum nyce pretend toi fud. Iz dat otay wif u Mr. Weerd -unidentifyable-stuffied-person-thingy?
Kitteh an teddeh bare very kyute!*SPLORT!!*
Oh noes. Sit tite Katzi.
*Scoopy, scoopy da braynes*
*Rinsey in da distillded water*
*Spin dry in salid spinner thingy*
*Putz bak in brayium cabbity*
*Tapey, tapey wif da duck tayp*
Der u go Datzi. Oh yew be a bit dizzee from da salid spinner?
Yew just rest here wif da chokklit skunkies and da warm whirled map blankee from da cheezpeeps all ober da whirld.
Thankees PhatCat.Ai verry greatfull )
hey wuzzup!!!?? im yor new frend:blindnives………..and i had to ask yoo a question and it wuz,how doo yoo talk to mee and how doo i talk too yoo?? o, and FUNNY pictures and captions man!!!!!
That was so lame it was great! Ize stuft. I could even understand that one!
iz stuffed man… literally…
wehres da horse?
Welkum an thx fur ur commint. It iz gud 2 see u liek dis lol.
he liked it!! he reelly liked it! *sob*
Can’t win em awl!
Sallee Feildz wun ob mai faboritez!
(duz taht meen if he liked it, tehr must be sumfing rong wif it?)
*wispers* no, Ai ment we hadn’t annoid him! Ai iz feelin wikkid 2dai!
go anni go!
how was the cheezmeet? r there any pickshures?
(ooh, okay, wunder if him kan survive akshully liking sumfing an not being annoid!)
ahem… TTI cheezmeet? adn nawt inbiting GP??? mai sad fais, let me show yu it!
Teh cheezmeet wus wundermuss. Martoonie wus kept in a twerk, but teh 5 uv us wus chattin an nommin an walkin. We wented 2 Lundun Zoo an seed lotsa aminlols. Der aer sum fotos in the cheezfrens files an wun awn mai profiel.
It wus fur members uv teh cheezfrenz yahoo group – Ai aer nawt shore dat u aer a member yet?
ai nawt herd of teh cheezfrends yahoo groop…
Wow!!
Ai trai to joyn tamorrow,OK?
Ai aer nawt shore haow u get in2 it, Ai wuz inbitid 2 joyn byai teh grate JCH4K, but Ai fink u can ask teh controller to be a member.
Ai findeded linkee, GP! groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
Ai sujest u leeb it fur a fyoo dayz iffn u want 2 applai fur membersheep. Peepl aer moar lieklee 2 be abowt affer teh weakend.
fankies, ai has a lukk later – plz to be checking yur IRL emayos, Prysm
Emayo! *runruns 2 check emayo* Mebbe ai had 2 much tea 2day, ai runrunning ebrywhere! LOL
Aie is ceeing der pemgwims wid dat blu bukkit! Aie hops der lolrus still nawt lookin for it
Ai haz maed a lol uv dat:
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/27/th_128669830020289551.jpg
He he he aie hops der lolrus nawt in der nex pen
Ai dint get apurrovul lettar yet
I be pashunt tho.