Sory, mai
Sory, mai giva Damm iz broke
care-o-meter iz very very low.
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So Ai can’t gib a damm
but haz u gotta dam ta gib?
momcat
Ai haz wun, but it’z broke – no gud 2 enneewun.
Doncha juss h8 wen da dam brakz?
dat is a niec abatar u habs der
yay!! ai lurves it tew!!
iz awmost redundint, eh?
…an mai frend Biivuhr sez: Lyfe iz jus wan damm fing aftur anuthuhr.
WIN!
i iz nawt impressd too
whut impressun wuz u tryn ta make?
momcat
eet be teh ai iz nawt gibing a damm impreshun… but mai gibba damm iz broke
Mayn iz 2
Ohai, Aer u a noob? Ai doan’t fink Ai haz seed u b4.
Ohai Anni,
ai nawt nu, juss been gon along tiem
inna BIG slump n deelin wif sum berry sadz
ai bin bak lurkin n lolin agin, but nawt commintin till nauw
Sowwee 2 heer u haz had a sad {{{{{{GNZ}}}}}}}
Congrats on bein in teh brayde!
TanQ anni…iz bin a loooong tiem since ai bizzited da TyBooTeek
ai heer dey hab lotzza noostuffz in stock nauw
mebby ai kin get wun ob da noo fluffy map blankies
* runs to tybooteek, takes floofy Cheezmap blanket offa shelf and puts it inna dryer fer teh warm’n'floof cycle*
*hans teh warm’n'floofy CMB to CeeNeezcatz an wraps it arrown”
Tere, tats better! Welcome bak GNc!
yah, iz good to see you, GeeNeeZcatz. Sry to hear you has been thru a rough patch. dis a good place to come- it can heps yu to feel bettah?
O Hai, GeeNeeZcatz; Ai haz nawt sean yuu inna whil;
Ohai Cheshire…ai happytail 2 B lolin wif cheezFrenz agin
BYW…HAPPI CATURDAY EBBERYWUN 1111!!!!!
Letz all pak a piknik baskit..miye be aur lass chasz B4 it gitz 2 cold
Ai’ll bring:
Apples
Bredz (french)
Caek
Do–nutz
E…
egg salid
freid chiken
grapes
H…
Ham fer sangwijes
Italian salumies
Jamaican Jerked Chicken
K…
ketchup
lemonade
marshmellows
napoleeahns
o
okra,breded,n deep fried (iz pleh 2 mi, but sum peepz
aktew ally liek it)
pineapple n peanut butter
quarter offa apple pie (left ober)
rutabagas an rhubarbers
slippery eels (liek da okras- sumpeeps liek em)
tacos
u
Umberellas (juss in caes it ranez)
Vejitubulz
Watur mellinz
Xtra fud
Yello jello
Zabaggleeonee
ooo ! Ai lubz Zabaggleeonee!
yoo bringin plentee, rite ?
Ai maek a bukkitful!
Mine 2
an I reli carez two….
momcat
Uh ohs! Kitteh sed damm. Dats a bad werd… Oh noes. I sedded it tooo!
gweat… nao da cairtrollz will run een adn tellz us der’s liddlol kittehs herez, dat shud nawt sees dis bawd wurd adn we will habs da cuddles dem till dems feels beddur… so… awl man da cuddlol posishuns!
how about if I promiss to wash my mouth out with soap, see here’s the soap at the ready……………..hey, lookit there………..how did that cheezburger get there.
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oh well, waste not want not. *pushes bulging bag of burgers behind bookbag*
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need some………..soap?
ai fink da beevurs will needs lawts ob eet… hmmm… ai wish ai wus a beevur.
Mai mumcat yoost 2 sai “Nawtee liddle cuss werdz, liek bovver dash an blo, leed us awn 2 wuss werdz dat send us doun beelo”
gud ting yer mums neber seed teh ‘Hoobs’ , wat wif ‘hoobieblow’ adn ‘hoobiebother’ tsk…tsk…such langwidge!
i bee habbin gran chile (in case yooz wunnerin)
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adn did yoo notis dey cast jon inmann as Ivar?
Ai fink Maus adn Phillipe d’Beaker adn teh uvver CheezeFrends calls iyt a “Givadammer”; buut taht’s OK;
Iyt meens teh veree saimest fing; iyt’s stil bees borked;
there was one piece of givvadamn left………….an yooo deeedunt geet eeet.
if I din get it whoo did get it?
neber mine, I may noe haz a dam, but I duz hab a tired…… I goes ta bed nao…
bai! c u in da mornin!
momcat
dasOK, ders a nudder one in da uvin, almust reddy fer us tew haz. Awl we gots ta dew iz letz it kewl orf, dens we can hazadam tew givz.
aww
The caption was phunny but the picture wasn’t all that adequate.
Oh hai, sanafabich!!!
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I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. I haz herd u b in sowf amerika adn wii meenz moar peepz frum awl deh konteenentz so deh Cheezeepeepz kin taking over deh whirrld.
Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
O hai cweenmj! as pur yur instrukshiones*, ai hav gon tu teh pet store an bawt a nu litterbawks, 3 nom-bowls, a flloofy mause x 2, a floofy cube (?) x2 an a floofy, fevery fing on a string an stik! mai Tammy finks itz hur burfday! hopez dis meetz wif yur approoval!
* inna preeveeous fred yu told da peeps wut dey shud do ifn dey haz teh petz.
oh mai gooness Africat ! all dat fur one kitteh !?
(kan u dopt mi?)
Ai wantz tew kum lib wid u !
Yus, weellll, ai hav dis problum yu c. ai getz teh carried awai sumtiems
*thinkz hard*
Ohhh. Wuz dat part uv deh list uv wut deh kitteh sez to dueing for dem?
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh! R yu prowd ov mee?
yoo iz obveeuslee a beri gud kittehslave- da werd iz goin owt
naow in kittehland- soon yu b habbin “bisiters” lukin foar tew b
dopted ! uh huh-aifinkso !
furree eerz perk upz frum preeebious fred sum daiz ago. *did sumwun sai choklit fer ebreewun agin?*
hayuge wave ob kittehs, goggiez, otterz, munkeez, bearzez, horsies, lambiez, infinitie critterz & wun huge mannatee start gallumpin twerd AfriCat agin.
AAAAaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!! *runs away berry fast*
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
AfriCat dizappeers inno de distance follered by a clowd ob dust, thunderin pawz,feetz,hoofz,flipperz & mannee floofy wavin tayles
kumquots
lemon bars
marshmellows
nektahreens
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sawwy, dis blangs up der widda pcnic ^
Kitteh cat took a toke
Now his giva dam is broke
Hoomans, don’t give kittehs weed
Dat iz nawt whut dey need
Give da kitteh a plate of nip
Den watch da kitteh run an flip.
Kitteh poem WIN!
Dis be xactlee wat da kittehs are dooin deeze dayz.
I b noo here, I ben lookin at da pics for 4evahs, and jus joined las month or so. It wood b da nisest if I cood b havin some kitteh friendz to talk too around dis here heavenly place. (an jus so i no–is my lolspeak be clearz to everyonez? i dun no if i b trying too hard, or not enoughz. like i b sayin, i b noo here.) i haz a tabby frend–her namez be Pounce– but she jus like da sleepin, an not b on da compooper. well, anywayz, it b nice beein here, talk to da peeps l8er!
An I jus wanna interdoose meselfz. i b emygirl, a tabby kitteh frum up da hill, down da street rite into place full of kittehs and cheezburgers.
ai jest b lukkin atta cheezmap- wi gotz nobodee inna da teenyertinyerscottishfoldishland ? ai tinks wi dew – Lyanthya ? wher iz yoo, kitteh ?
But, wii duz haz Allybally in deh Orkneyz!!!
yesh, wi do, cweenie ! ai seez her!
( doan u fink she luks kynda lonely, awl up der bai hursef ?)
maybe wi shood moob tew thurso, sew she nawt b awl lone up der?
Ifinkso, she wud like deh kumpanee!!
ai wd lub tew lib in da tts (teenyertinyer scotishfoldishland)
wuz der wunse- ebbereebodee wuz beri niese- eben da yung man widda
purple hair n da leather an da blac ey liner- (snerk !)
Aye wuz dere wunst, 2. it b eber sew prittee adn full uv deh niesezt peepz. *sigh* sumday mebbee I kin go dere agin.
qwesteeon_ du yoo RV’ers eber take yur beeg masheens ober
da waters ? must b spensiv, Ai no dowbt, but iz doo able ?
oar der b tew manee rulz ? Ai know wi can taek da goggies n
kittehs naow widdowt da “quarentine” to tti- mite b lawtza fun-
yoo can dribe onna da rite ? an onna da liddle tiny roadz ?
can see da hedlyns naow ” murikan cupel dribes RV intew loch ness-
monster n kittehs ok,” (snerk)
I noez dat deh rvz kin b ferryd to ‘Laska…. doan even wanna think ho muches wud kosting …. but u kin rentz rvz in Yrup….. … i haz herd uv duein dat… .. and in ‘Stralya, tu.
but it’s the whole drivin’ onna left thing that gives me the shivvers, I have a motorcycle, and having this many years of habit taking over…….yeesh.
Mai bruvver wuz stashund in TTI wen he wuz in teh (Merikan) Ayr Forces. Him sed changin sydes ov teh rode wuzzin awl taht hard 2 do, but wen he got back to teh States wuz wen him can has trubbles…not kwite shur wear to b wiffout finkin bout it!
OMG- jest hurd onda news, Paul Newman, of da byootimus bloo eiz anna huge talent anna biggesthart, has gon ober da bridge (sigh)
{{{{{{joann an da famlee}}}}}}
OMG…. {{paul newmanz famlee}} dat b berry sad.
berry sad, {{famblee an fwends}}.
No wai!!!!
::Grabs bottlolz ob salad dressing owt ob frigerator and pwayces dem awn teh cownter wit candles.
::sniff::
::Sets recorder fur TCM::
::Selects Hustler::
::Paw tu hed::
*SNAP, salute*
Yoo wuz uh gud man PN. Go in peace.
teh kitteh gayve awai hiz last damm! …wen it wuz part of teh itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh!
hmm? I putz dis up at work. Look better dan teh postres wit teh “prettee picshure wit teh inspiring wurdz” up all obber teh HR dept. I has UR “determination”…
:snerk:
http://www.caughtatwork.net/demotivations/
ooooh Cweenie, dat is teh most phunnneeee site!! ai has putted a shortcutz on mai desktawp!!
*snerk*
here’z an otter one:
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html
lol, i lubs taht wun. frend ob mine wunse sed her wuz buyin herz kristmas kards frum tehr. ebreetime my hubby goze to teh dentist him comes hoem wif a pen wif a “motivayshunal” saying on it. i haz to go to despair.com for a anteedote.
NOUNSEMINT !
Da Brain kitteh iz hoem frumma da nukleeur hosp !
himz inna da oafishal “spe shully setta syde xtra bedroom foar
recubbery frum radeeashun treatment”
ak tew ally himz wood ravver b outta der, and running arown widda Pinky an Mousse n Cookie n Sparky, but himz cant poop inna da regular kitteh box, sew himz gotta
b separate foar a liddle whyle. Him caem home sew meowwee !
cood heer himz alla da wey inna howse when himz was out inna dribeway !
da vet docs wuz beri niese tew him, anna dey sayd himz wuz beri shy kitteh
whooh ! liddle dew dey kno- himz shur nawt shy at hoem !
wi b thankin awl da cheezpeeps foar der kynd werds and goodwishes for da Brain when himz wuz inna da horsepital.
YAY! Happyrail dans dans dans fur da Brain! speedy recubbery fur yoo! {{{{{sparkysmom an da Brain}}}}}
Dat b such gud news Sparkysmom!! I duz a liddil happedans.
*dans, dnas, dans*
I not knows watt goes on, but it soun wonderful. Yea and I do dansdans, too.
mai kitteh, da Brain, hadda “hypertyroidism” an hada b radiatied. Him went inna horsepital las sunai and got nuked on mundai (radioactive isotope injection)
he hadda stay der till himz was not sew dangerous to his hoomins
sew himz caem home yestiday
( wuz beri happi dat it wuznt as spensive as wi thot it wud b- only $1100.00-
nawt bad at awl, when u ink himz wuz inna da plaice foar fibe daiz)
Glads that teh Brain iz home where he belongs, n hopes he kan be bakk wif the ovver kittehs sun. Hopes he stays helfffy and happy and well.
happyhappy for da Brain kitteh!
and happyhappy to see u Booklion!! Where u bin??
ohai shaungrl! how u bee doin?
Mussa bin hard tu go wifout ur Brain fur so long!
*no, wate, ai dew it lotsa teh tyme*
Wazzit fur himz thyroyd? Welkom hoem, Brain!
Yay! *dans dans dans* Him hoem! Eben bein in da wun ruum, still bedders dan bein in teh horspitol!
weeeeeee! ai has a happi furr Brain! *dans round berry fast* ooooo ai gots awl dizzy——-anyways! iz berry happi furr him adn furr u 2!!!!!!!
yay!! hope Brain iz all gud as noo now!
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why duz him haz to haz separate kitteh box now? duz him haz nukleear poopooz?
*goglol* Sumtiems mai kittehs haz dem, aifink!
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Owayt, dat nawt nukleelar, it kemical warfair.
WOW!!!! He wooks JUST LIKE my Harold Linus Van Pelt III. Dey kood be twinz!!
Hawwy don giva damm eether..lol
Where’s its body? It looks like it’s all neck.
at furst I wuz like …….? an’ ten i LOL’ed
Dis luks liek mai Bear kitteh. He haz uh tuch ob OCD, and dis face luks liek himz sayin, “wuld you please jes let meh git bak tu mai rooteen?”
Frunt window? – Check!
Tawp kitteh tree platform? – Check!
Libin room? – Check!
Hey hoo moobed dat maus? Ai gawt it. Dare.
Laundry room – Check?
Dryer sheets jes where ai lef dem. *mmm…hmm*
Sunroom? – What teh…?
Hoo put dis in the luddur bawks?
Git teh hyoomin in here…STAT!
lol, OCD kitteh. we discubered taht happycat haz bin using bof teh noo litterbox we buyed for him an teh old wun we alreddy had. him duz #1 in wun box an #2 in teh ovver box.
Him sew berry nies n neet. LOL
tahts pretty gud organizin for a kitteh, ifinkso.
weed gib kitteh hour dam, but weez put it ober teh creek out bak, sowy
I love that song
i fink da kitteh iz very worrieed ’bout ur probleems
i lke ur pic iz awsme i be noo here so iz don no if iz speking da language so if u or sombodys coud reply tht wood be nice plz thx bi
lmfao mann meh tooooooooooo!
Oh Noes! Teh damm haz brokened!