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one for u, three four mee
yeah, it luked to mee like teh iderr wus to steel teh fud, nawt hep wif teh diet.
eben moar proof dat kittehz ‘helping’ peepz ar reelee just ‘helping’ demselfz.
Yu Neber noes hes colde be nomming teh kittehs fud!
Hee hoo helps otters heps himself
He hoo helps bearded guys, gets french fries
Trubble iz dat wif teh kittehs dey steels der fud Den dey desides dey don likes it afta awl!
And dey bat it arownd.
Den it gitz batted akross deh floor adn under deh refrijjermatater.
Den dey whine and fuss.
Den u haz 2 gitting it owt 4 dem to batting rownd sum moar.
Repeet ad infinitum.
Yeps WE knos dem kittehs! Lol.
We HAZ dem kittehs
Dat ore dey noms der thist won sow yu gibs dem mor DEN dey leabes it awl!
I haz de bursday… but i furgot to tell cheezpeepz. Noaw i dun it.
Ai hab uh speshul tool fur dat.
Iz uh converted hockey stick.
Gémeux haz eben lerned tu go tu teh closet where it is kept tu say.
“Meaux? Meaux?”
Yew yooz diz noa!
Mai faborite fudz iz lost (by noe fault ob mai own, Shirley)
and yew must retreeb it post haste.”
Ur IRL name b Shirley??
Adn heer i ben tinking u b deh geekee-boi.
:snerk:
::Tu Gémeux::
Ai’ll git it, but doan cawl meh Shirlee!
Tiki: And Leon’s gettin’ laaarrrrrger!
*ai made that last part up*
*rolls roun awna flur laffing madly*
*Pownces on prysmatikitteh*
*much rolling and tussling ensues*
*wif pointy endz retracted*
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*pawzez a moe ment*
*pointz at NC66*
Shirlee!!!!
*gigloling adn moar tussling*
*JCH4K sitz waching, tale twitcing*
Yer maikin pun ob meh, huh?
Datz it!
::pownces cweenmj AND prysmakitteh::
*royal protocol be damned*
*day deserbs it*
::whap whap, belleh thunks tu prysmatikitteh::
::snarf snarf, grabs cweenmj by teh hed::
Durn…pointy pointy pointy.
*Owww, owww owww*
Pleez yer majesty tu remoob yor crown?
REOWR!! MEEROWL!!
*leepz strate up*
*giant foofee tail*
*Runz away fast*
Shirley!! Shirley!! Shirley!! Shirley!!
:snerk:
cween n Shirlee* Oof, yer majestie, plz 2 nawt push awf frum mai belleh?
*JCH4K crowches down – beeg aeiz – tale still twitching*
::howlds prysmatiketteh down awn teh (bruised) belleh wit bak paw::
::watches cweenmj runawayfast::
*ZOOM* ::runs aftur cwenmj::
C’mon prysmatiketth! Lez git hur!
Ai did’n eben now she culd jump dat high.
And did yew see dat tail?
Ai culd nom dat, ai bet.
*Lurkz bhind door jam*
*Sees a twitchee tayl*
*POWNCE!!!!*
Oh hai, Janet!!
::bumps intu jch4k::
’scuz meh. Ai’m affur cweenmj.
::gibs swat jes fur gud measure::
*saw twitchee tail*
Wait…wut? Du yew noe hoa tu ketch her?
Ai hear she guld at hidin beezhind doars?
*rolls tu feets n taeks awf after teh cween, zero-tu-warp9 in under elebenty sekinds* Tayl tayl tayyyy-uuulllll!
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*hits linolinium flur n goes outta control wif no trakshun* Mrrrooowwwr!
Whispurrz:
shirley!! shirley!!
*Fawlz down laffing.
*rollz on floor
Mrrrrrrreeeep? *hedbonks cweenmj*
*bats a liddlle at nativeca66*
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O hai, cweenmj an nativeca66.
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POWWNNNCEE *sends cweenmj an nativeca66 sprawling*
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*gigglololls*
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*skampurrrrrrs off*
Oh datz it.
::Spitz awn paw::
::shakes wit cweenmj and prysmatikitteh::
Sheez goin down.
No wun baps meh!
*Bakz off*
Whisspurrz 2 prysmatikitteh:
oooo. shirleyz in trubble now. No wun messes wif Janet!!
Nooooes, dey’re steelin mai interwebs! Akshully, mai bf iz
Whycome bedtiem iz always when yu has funs? Night-night, all. {{{alla cheezfrens}}}
freatnin tu unplug teh router if ai du nawt get awfa teh
pewter.
{{{{prysmatikitteh}}}} g’nite!!!
Ignorantly…”mroawrrrrr”
*hair standing up*
Doh! Ai fink ai made uh boo boo…
Nite-nite prysmatikitteh! Sweet dreems!!
*hedbonks nativeca66*
Nite nite! fanks for der welcomes! Ai iz off tu sleeps now tu! Ai iz berry tirod naw!
Ummm…hey…dat wuz nawt sew bad.
Fanks JCH4K!
*hedbonk*
*russle tussle*
I b thinking it b morning for u awlreddee, lolstef.
yeps! 3.15 am! at won an sames tyme too layt an too earlys! lol. nitey nite!
An ai hasto go to bed nao too. Marched inna Prade today!
Nite awl!!
Schmoooz!!
BTW, doze nawt from TTI-land myte not know dis, but teh profeshunal wrestler Big Daddy, hiz first naym reely WAS Shirly.
::russle tussle wit…nuffin::
::recuperates frum teh dazzlin show ob niceness frum JCH4K::
*hedshake hedshake hedshake*
::Jumps tu teh reddy and swats at…nuffin::
::deteks uh queenbee nearby and wanders awf tu luk::
*runs arownd wib his supersoaker filled wib catnip oil, drenching eberywun*
Ai pict da wrong week tu stop sniphing gloo.
Mi kitteh steels chokits in shinny rappers and looses dem unda de pianoe! dem she goes an getz anuder won…. an anuder won…. an anuder won etc etc. manie monfs laters we fineds dem awl!
Ar tehy awl still rapped in teh shinne rappers???
Yez is teh krinkly sonds dey mak wat ai fink she liks! fings lik chocit eclairs an cadbrys rosis! she piks dem up bi der paper rappy bits onna ends an caries dem awy to pway wiv!
Maybeh kitteh iz kodeependent.
OMCC, OMCC!!!!1! Dat’s mai kitteh adn mai hubbeh. Kitteh tri 2 steel hour fuds awl teh teim. Eye am sew eggs cited 2 sea her awn teh maine page.
W00t!! w00t!!! yay fur u BG!!!!!! and YAY fur ur kitteh adn hubbeh!!!!!!!
I puttinged a link 2 dis on ur map marker in deh commentz. Duz dat b ok?? I kin taking it off u duzn’t wanting it.
yes, plez putt linkie awn teh map. I lubs taht idear.
fanks u! iz kitteh taht iz mai abatar. veri speshul kitteh who crossed ober teh bridge a few years ago. Maeks mai hart feel gud 2 sea her wehn ai turned awn my pyooter tonite.
{{{big-gladys}}}
iz so sowwy fur ur loss
{{{{{big-gladys}}}}}
Aw. {{{BG}}} She luk lyk wunnerful kitteh, ai sowry yu losted her.
But ai berry happeh fur yu n her n hubbeh dat she bes famus nao!
Big-gladys, waht kind of kitteh is your gurl? Does she hav sum Rex in hur?
She waz a Devon Rex adn a fud moocher eggstro… extrod… ectrast…. rilly gud at moocheeng fud. She lived a veri loooooong adn happee lief bee4 she got sik wif cancer. Iz in bettar plaec nao ainfinkso. Adn nao she iz famouse 2.
She luks liek a prety wee lass. I has a liddle Siamesey who steels mai fuds all da tiem. She lieks bred and popsickles.
HIIR! Letmii tayk taht KFC morsuhl off yur handz.
WOTTA QTE KITTOON!
Ohai! Conga-rat-shoe-laces awn ur nawt-sekkund, BGee! I can does a dans fur u, an we also has drinkz! The best parrt? U can chooz teh dans AN teh drinkz! So wut willit b?
~SLCB2~
Did evrybuddy go hoam?
y not go home?
Tehre’s no plaec like hoam, but cheezland seemd a bit empty four a moment tehre.
Ys. Time to feed teh kittehs. Dis pickchure reminded dem that dah kittehs want to nom nom nom, an dey will be in dat postion of facin pointy ends demselves iffn dey do not feeds teh kittehs. Everywon will be backs soon.
AAAAi aint got no budies . . .
Ai fink eberywon iz bussy tawkin bout the wonky eyes kitteh ina previus pikture!
Yah, ai saw him.
1.5 eyed kittehs need lolz too.
Did u see teh spankitteh on CuteOverload b4 You-tube yoinked teh video?
Tehre was much distressed yammering ovr a purrfektly happy kitteh.
Noes wat was dat den?
I don’t want to start an “oh my god, how could they” thread here.
Below is a link to the middle of the discussion. Look at the body language of the cats in the videos and I doubt you will see any distress.
mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/09/what-the-shiats.html#comment-132405032
Adn ov coarse it didnot show up as a linkee.
Add www. at teh start, copie, pastie, etc.
Ai finks dats a happie kitteh? Ai had a berry floofy kitteh an he likeid dat sorta fing cos hes fer was SO floofy hes usd to git a BERRY itchi bak! He wood go mentle ifn yew skritched hes bak hard!
Mine own kitteh likes the hard rubz but not teh pats. She haz all her pointy ends and teeth still, and will let me kno her opinion quickly if ai don’t get hur massage just rite.
Mine likeid der slapps onna bak. He waz floofy an qwit roly poly so coldnt manag to skritch his selv!
Dat’s why he mooved in wit u, rite?
For back skritchin and usin teh can opener to get to teh gushifud?
Dat iz der onley reeson ANY kitteh putz up wiv us hoomins rite? Wez jus big pinky slaveses!
Mai Kirby iz very PLUMP* an can’t skritch his own back so he luvs me to skritch an brush an use de furminator so dat he’z comfrtbul and bootimus. Haz wurldz lowdest purr when his back is skritched.
21 pownz n 1 ownss bu down frum 22 pownz, so his diet iz werkin…even the vet sez hurray for diet. Onlee Kirby sez “HUNGRY-AI HAZ IT” all de tiem, so Ai haz to givs him luv stead of noms.
Mi kitteh hads a berry lowd purr when hims bak was skritched too! He waz wel over a stone too!
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/09/what-the-shiats.html#comment-132405032
*blinkety blink blink blink* Did enewun ebber seen enething az awl bloo az mai commint above??
It luks verree stranj to me.
van halen….david roth ref
Well, not so much fur me.
Young Frankenstein/depression era ditty, but ai knowz whut u iz speakin ov.
kitteh sez, eatin’ teh good-ez iz mah job…
Ai Wishes ai had an intevension kitteh. But mi won jus sleps alla tyme. cept wen SHE wans teh feedins!
den yu shud eet teh bettr fuds so teh kitteh wont be abl to resist intrventioning.
yu cud tri…
Appls
Bacon
Crepes…
Donuts
Elephunt eers, (teh wuns yu gets at teh fair)
Froot…
G…
Gorp
Hashbrown taturz
iceecremez
jujubeez
kale, ai fink nawt
l
diet dinnerrs
endives
fennell
G…………
Dogs of teh haut cind
Ebery fink green (cos green fings is helfy as eberywon nos)
Fishies cos wee awl lubs dem!
haddock
inverness salmon
jello
K….
kornflakes
lemongs
marchmewlows
n…
noms uv all sorts
orange slices (non poisonous)
Partridge in pear sauce
q …
quince pie
rats in aspic
serloin stake
rats in aspic?
now ratatouille…
you noticed huh? just wondrin what kitty would order if she was consulted
o prolly teh rats. but ai iz nawt fond of teh aspic. is difeecult to get frum yur plate to yur mouf. alzo, yu nvr knos wher teh rats hav been. but a nize ratatouille, wif lotsa fal veggees, an lotsa oliv oyl…dat’s reely gud wif a thick crusty bred.
mmmmmm….
Rats? Dere be Discwurld dwarfs heer sumwheres?
Hole Food wee lubs it!
onlee wif ketchup!
WP b nomming mai posts agin.
i tryz agin.
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Oh Hai, whiskers! I b thanking u fur visiting
Janet adn giving hur a kumfurrt kitteh. ♥♥
*drumming finners on desk*
And now, wyle wii wayt fur mai 2 previous post 2 showing up, wii ha a breef musikil interlewd.
♪♫
Sum Daaaaaaaay mai postz will come.
Sum day wii’ll reed agin
Adn away 2 deh Cheezland wii’ll go
Tu b happee catz 4eber I noez
♪♫
Still not heer??? Hmmm. I wuz just thanking whiskers.
…fur visiting Janet….
Hai whiskers!!!!
Hao nice to “see” yoo heer! LOL!
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An ar yoo awn teh CheezMap?? Ai havn’t luked at it in a cuppla daze, so ai dont know if yoo ar awnit oar not. But wif cweenmj heer, she can tell yoo awl about it!
Janet! wp b nomming mai postz………..
to fanking whiskerz fur bisiting u and gibbing
u deh comfort kitteh fur awl uv us……..
HA!! dat wun got frew!!
I wunderz wut deh werd wuz dat kept
sending it to deh nawtee bin??
Oh cweenmj. It gibbed mee such joi to see hur. Ai cud hardlee beleeve mai aies. Mai Kittteh ov Komfort iz sitting riet heer bai mai pewter. It’z a liddle orangeestripee kitteh lukin much laik Mary O’ Spockn, ai think.
Quail
Roast
Steak
U…
tomatoes
unionns(green)
venisons
Watr (fur to wash evryfing down wif)
X-tra noms
Yummies
Z…
(can’t find anyfing fur z…)
zabllione-its italion-nawt sure ob de spellin…oh whut am i sayin
Luks reelee gud to mee. Heer iz an alt. . .alderna. . .diffrent spellink. . .zabaglione.
But ai laik yurs wif teh “lion” innit.
Quick, get ala-cart!
Itza bag lione!
Or zeeba steak (you no…iffen the croc neighba don get the zeeba)
oh dam ai mist teh T. An ai luvs tee. mus be teh lak of sle…zzzzzz
unnerwattur fishees
venussun
wottercres (hey, w is tuff!)
xtra fishie bits
yak buttur
zookeenies!
yu foun teh z!!! ai dru a blank when eet came to z an yu foun it.
eet mus be cause mai husban brought hom a few zuchinni batts this yeer alredy. ai tuk a luk at teh firs wun an sed, “boi, did yu get taken!”
Ai noes! iz not sew bad for 2 am in mornin in UK! Lol.
OHai. LolStef! Yoo ar in teh UK too??? And ar yoo noo??? Ai havn’t scene yoo heer befoar, so may ai extend to yoo mai floofee paw an welcom yoo heer?
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Doo yoo know about teh CheezMap? Yoo mite want to put yurself awn it.
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Cweenmj iz heer – she iz teh gardian ov teh Map. She can tell yoo teh link!
Wy Fank yoo JCH4K ai has bean lurkin??? (iz dat rite?) and lol at teh kittehs for sum tyme nowe an ai is findin teh lolspeek qwite harde wich iz ironical cos i reely kant spel! Ai has alredy bean puted onna map bi der mostest benifisent Cweenmj! ai iz downa roads throm yoos a bit! wel relativly speekin! nywy i reely likes to reed awl der coments cos dey iz a funy too!
Wairz awl da calfurneez peepulz? Lukz liek ai’m awl alwone heer.
Hai hai! Welkoms n stuffs! Sit daon, get comfies. Heer, yu might need sum protekshun frum head-splorts cauzed bi teh cyootnesseses
… anybudy gots nextra CHRG? Myn keep waring out.
::extends loooooooooong floofy paw (frum amerika) to lolstef::
Welcome tu cheezland!
Wii awr sew glad yew decided tu join us
and maik lolz fur awl tu see.
Yew awr intitled tu a twip to teh Tybooteek,
run by Gibbocat, aifinkso.
*Happytail*
*dans dans dans*
Luk eberybawdee! Uh new cheezpeep!.
Ai dont know. Salleh wuz heer a bit ago . . .but where cud they
awl bee???
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An where iz Romeow??? Havne’t seen him heer in kwite sum taim.
Ai iz sew noo ai haz to ocasienly nip orf an lookit up wat awl der anakrnims ar?! Ai jest fonded dat won! (CHRG) Ai oney jest worked out wat ROFL waz! Doh!
Nu languijes taek tiem tu lern, y’no.
Ai be nu tu, n lukin fings up! Nawt matters, aifinkso!
It bean so layt at nite nawt halpin either! Ai jest got JCH4K confoosed wiv annipuss (cos dey bofe on heer alot!) Ai lives downa road from annipuss in ingerland!
“whisper” But don’ tells JCH4K ai gots confoosed cos she iz inna middle ob a scrappage at momnt an ai don’ wanna bee nekxt!
dietCat sez “a momnt on them lipz is forevr on them hipz”
no fud noms fer teh hooman!
Ya, isnn’t it sranj wen u iz all alown after commentn? Happenz to me, tu. Aniwai, kitteh onli wans to swipe teh foods fer herself. Kittehs r like dat. Possibli it is fishies teh man is eatin. He bettr wach owt. He cud be leaking iffn teh kitteh decides to claim the nibble!
Qwit litraly cat got ure tonge!
My Hyper wantz 2 investigate anyfing ai am puttin in mai mouf. Cood be steak, cood be celery – she jus wants to snif, pat, and leaf tiny cat littr pellets awn it.
Eeeew.
i reely need one a those
Mee tuu…
i reely need one a dose
Dood, jus saye noe!
The kitty who puts hiz face in
Has some other motivation.
dis kitty is a REx she berry pritty-and kinda bossy
iz luvin duh kittehz, dey iz so kyoot.
I needz an intervenshun kitteh!
wear arr JCH4K nd cweenmj nd shirley?!?! eye whir hoppin to get ta teese shirley a lidlol bit too. sniff.
*POWNSE!!!*
♪♫GWEENSLEEBS WUZ AWL MAH JOI, GWEENSLEEBS WUZ MAH DELITE, GWEENSLEEBS WUZ MAH HART UV GOWLD, ND HOO BUT MAH LAYDE GWEENSLEEEEBBSSSS!!!!!!!!!♬♪
well, den. dunno wear dat came from. NE buddy elss cair to sing alawng?
Alas, mai luv u doo me wrng
too treet me thus diskurtyusly
fur ai haz luved u four sew long
Deliiiting in ur kumpany . . .
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Hum, Hum-didy-hum-hum-hum
Hum, hum-hum-didy-hum-humhum…
ohai yer majestee! {gibs tayl a happeetwich} u no wear shirley went? i gess JCH4K is still runnin from him.
jus mah luk. i start cumpplaynin abowt hao ebreebuddy has left, n thin its bedtiym. gnight, all.
Intervenshun Kitteh
Confiscats yr goodees
here gimme taht! iz nawt gud fur ur health *nomnomnom…* … and noes!! dun eat taht either!! nawt gud fur ur health either!! *nomnomnom…*
hmmm… so, got anymoar noms??
oh hai Hashim. How is skool goeeng fur u? Eye am bak at skool 2, butt nawt as a student. Eye liek teh vaycatshun bettar. U?
Btw, dis pishur iz ov mai kitteh adn mai hubbeh. eye am bursteeng wif teh eggs cite mint ov it awl.
g’nite, kidz. It b gittin late heer. Schmooz 2 yooz.
G’nite. Sweet dreamz, cweenmj.
Conga rats on ur byootimus kitteh making teh front paij BG!!! Wut wuz her naem?
Her naem waz Zeffie. She waz a Devon Rex taht libbed wif me adn maed mai lief wunnerful fer 16 years.
a berry kyoot kitteh!!
iz so sowwy she iznt there wiff u anymoar….
{{{{{{{big-gladys & Zeffie}}}}}}}}
Iz okai nao. She waz veri sik at teh end adn iz in bettar plaec nao where she nawt feel yuky awl teh tiem. We hab 2 moar rexies nao who ar filleeng hour lives adn harts wif lottsa kitteh lubs. u can sea tehr picshurs awn mai page if u liek.
Ohai big-gladys!!
iz bak to skool, itz fine, lotsa new peeps there….
conga rats on ur pic making it to the homepage!!
tank u veri much. teh kitteh iz trieeng 2 eat sum tater tots. She lieked peepul fuds moar tahn her fud aifinkso. I tuk this pishur 2 go wif a song mai hubbeh wrote abut her cawled Zeffie’s Theme. Waz a rap song based awn a tv show song dat whent somefing liek…
I haev a flufflee littul kitteh adn her naem iz Zephyr
If she keepz awn eeting she’ll luk liek a hephyr…
Shes a fuzzee littul kitteh teh otter kittehs want 2 bee liek
Her constant meowing culd result in a fee hike..
ohh…. tahts berry creative!!
i likey teh song!!
tiem fur bed hear. G’nite Hashim. I spose u jest got up…
Gud nite, big-gladys. Schmoos!
yesh, i just got up…
G’nite big-gladys adn cweenmj!!
sleep tight! XD
Ai’m off to bed, too, Hashim. See yoo!!
ohhh…. so ifinkso eberyone iz going to sleep…
G’nite 4.5 kittehs!!
sleep well, may u dreem about kyute kittehs!
Fanks!
Wowza…
Maed dis LOL ober sis… mebbe seben monts ago. Almos fergot I maeds it. Funneh to see its on mainpage aftur all dis tyme.
Conga rats 32_footsteps!!!
Congrat shoelaces 32. I lef u a messaj awn ur hoempage fingy. Waz as least 7 months since ai uploaded teh pishur. Ai waz abut 2 go 2 bed, butt aifink we shuld sillybrate wif martoonies. Eye am havin a limoncello lemonade. Can ai maek u wan?
An I lef you a messij on yurs. Dat muss be intressin, seein yur kitteh on mainpage liek dat. An Id loove a martuna. Heaby on da tuna.
Hear u go
*hans 32_footsteps a martuna hebby awn teh tuna*
*cliks glas*
Nao, ai relly am going 2 teh bed fur soem shut eye. Fanks agin fur maeking me laf adn laff adn smiel awl obber teh plaec.
conga rats 32 on ur LOL appearing teh homepage!!
Tanks – its awlais neet to b honurd heer.
Now to enjoi mai martuna, if Intervention Cat letz me, an get to makin more LOLs. So long as dere’s kittehs dat nede LOLs, my wurk gose on.
you out there momcat?
yup- i am here…. did you make it home?
momcat
aww
oooo cat helps you for diet it’s really surprising, it will be your pet friend too?
oooo cats help you in your diet, really surprising of course it’s cat the best friend of man too?
lol tats hilarius nd it luks like tah guy needz help frum the kitteh cuz his diet not go 2 well so yea ^^
i need my kitteh to do dat for me…
mah kitteh eets mah fud..i fink da kitteh iz trying 2 say sunfin’ 4 mee..
“teh furst language born of teh intertubes.” <– lies, whoever states this is a n00b