Go wawk da hoomin she sayz
Go wawk da hoomin she sayz “Wesponsibility” she sayz
dis kitteh lernin responsiblitee.
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Mai hooman duzznt liek his leash
Oooooo. Goosy adn Nightshayde haz a ty. Git ursefz off tu deh tybooteek. I hear dat Gibbocat b habbing a gnu item — deh Floofee Cheezpeepz Map Blankee …u kin rapping ursef up in deh cheezpeepz lub enneetime u wantz a hug!!!
Wut!!!! neezer goosy nor nightshayde b on deh map!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haz a note frum Dr. Tinycat. I bin inna horspital sinse tweosdai. Butt I is hoem nau adn feeling bedder. I will hab a Floofee Cheezpeepz Map Blankee! Will maek meh feel awl bedderer. Fanks cweenie!
* Lukz at note. *
U bin in horse pistol???? U gitz a free blankee.
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Heer b de nownsmint:
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Hai Yer Majestee. Ai jus sent yew an e-mayo wif mah map info. Ai iz nao leevin to haz a 4-day weekend wif mah wunnerful huzbin!
Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee fyoo dayz wiffowt meh (unless I getz online ober teh weekend) an ai will “see” yew on Wednesday!
Has lawts uv funs, nightshayde!!!!
Haz a gud weekend!
*waves floofee paws in deh westerlee drekshun*
I haz a happee to hazzing mai gud fren nightshayde on deh map!
welcum back ohahtahgoosiam.hurray fur all de Dr tinycats.
When i gottid mah soopah powahs, Dr Tinycat saevded mah
dai by halpin mah bawdee nawt rejikt da powahs nd kill meh!
nao i has powahs of heet vishun, nd layzah vishun, nd flite,
nd speed, nd strnongness, nd…um…splort rezistince…
nd overactif immajinayshun!
WOOT fer Dr Tinycat!!! srsly! burgers awl arownd!!!
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izza whole picanic taybel of burgahs!
Pussy cat duzn’t look happee either!
iz awwais wunnrd. hao duz wun tell if dere hazbeen a ty, or if wun cheezpeep jus postid aftr teh reel nawtsekkuind commenterr? iz dere a wai tew figrr it owt?
Wii lukingz at deh time stamp on deh postingz. if dey b habbing deh same time, in dis case dey bof say ” 2:01 pm,” den it b a ty. Deh wun dat gotted on deh top reelee beez deh furstest, but wii likez 2 congrachullating ennee wun hoo gitz a comment wifin deh furstest minnit.
o pleh.dat is tew obvious, but den i neber nootis teh obviis tings.
rownd heer.
I useded to werk for a boss taht thotted KISS was for Keep It Simple AND Stupid! Nawt so grayte, akshully…
Ai bin medical sekrtary fur 5 yeers… ai no zakly what u mean. *sigh*
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Naw ai wanna go back 2 college fur a year n den work wif kittehs n goggies n otter critters instead. Nawt gonna be eezy, mostly cuz uv teh stoopy moneys, but will be worf it, aifinkso!
very tuff call Prysmat, the jawb yew hates but it pays well or the jawb yew luvs dat dussn’t. Iffen yew fink ob the value ob been happy vs the cost ob been miserabob then less moneys can be the better deal. Just sayin.
Yep. Dat wuz mai finking zactly. Ai wud ravver has a job wif less moneys n be spendin mai tiem helpin teh nawt-so-lucky kittehs-etc uv teh world, den be borededed n unappressiated n hav nawt-bad pay.
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Ai can has gud motivashuns fur 2 get up inna morning n go 2 wurk?
Find a job yew liek and neber wurk again, right?
Wurkin wif kittehs n goggies n lil bitteh furries nawt be wurkin, iz fur sertin!
der is nuffin werst den wakin up inna mornin an sayin ‘oh damn, I hasta go to go to werk’ I did dat fer a lawng time an it kin brake yer spirit
nc66!!! i iz SEW happee 2 see yoose! tanks
fer halpin git inda loldizeez kwarenteen
(fulla treets) dat wuz sew naise ob u!
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i sees u hassa noo hat…kin et halp u fly?
N-E-tiem
Wii haz tu maik sure that teh cheezpeeps stay helfee
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::huvr huvr huvr::
awparentlee mai hat doez fly ::shrugs::
I doan know how it wurks, tho.
Sumfing tu du wif replaysing teh laws ob fyziks wit uh noo version.
I fink teh d’Beaker labs might be able tu exlain it.
dr angels who werk wid de animals not get payrd berry much fur all dey knoe and all deyy do -specially in de kanada
I hadded deh boss like dat, wunst. I swearz him used deh Magik-8 ball manijment techneek.
Ai fink mai bosses 8 ball wuz borked. Himz alwayz sez “ask again later.”
Stoopy hyoomin donut walk rite.
Heel, hyoomin, heel!
Ah, dat’s moar liek it.
doan b such a heel!
*halfhartid snerk*
aw, whutevah…
If yu gonna has a pet, yu gots 2 luk after it.
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Con grat shoe laces, ohahtahgoosiam n nightshayde!
*snugglz into teh Cheezpeep Map floofee blankee*
rmember 2 bees risponsibabble fer ur
noo pet, nd pick up whut he leftid awn mah
floor. kthxbai.
And feeding himz.
And gibbing himz deh fresh wadder ebbree day.
Adn taking himz fer deh wawkz.
adn brushing himz furrz.
and taking him 2 deh V.E.T.z.
And buying himz deh toyz.
and deh catnipz.
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Hay! Yoo wuz deh wun dat wanted deh pet!!!
scuse me, cweenie duz yew noes or r’members wair teh pix ob teh romeow n lunnarmommy are?
I chek. brb
{{{{cweenie}}}}}
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30819068@N07/sets/72157607488198880/detail/
ai cantz reed dat………
jus has teh bar dat goes baknforf
Dat b frum deh “we getz along great” lol yesterday.
ooh otay ai kin find dat!!! fanks
♥♥♥♥♥ Happee Cat b a most beeyooteeful boicat. ♥♥♥♥♥♥
ai wuz tawkin wif lindykat an herz wanted tew see dem……… fanks agin
baitehway, wut will bee yer nex IRL mail addy? if yew haz wun wud yew emeow it tew me
I neber noez wut mai neggst mail addy will b.
otay.. *hebby sigh*
ai gess ai will haz tew wayte till yew gets wair yer goin
Happeeecat is a most luckeee cat! First Romeow saves him and den lunarmommy (and lunardaddy and lunarkidlets) adopt him! Yeh-yeh-yeh! divakitty123 execkyoots a leetle cheer for dem awl!
cheezpeeps alwais seemz tew be abul tew solb mos innyfing!! we can haz prezzydint???
omcc thats so gud to see happycat inna forevrr howm!! woot woot fur lunarmommy andd romeow!!!
Dis string are nummy…
Kitteh iz mom kat uv “dentist sayz floss aftr evry nom” sweet kitteh.
An early concept for Dreamworks Shrek was to have his side kick be a surly cat…
“Stawp tryin to get me to go to teh donut shop…we has to go home !!”
And ai doan care wut she sayz. Iffen himz drops uh duece, ai’m nawt picken it up.
Oh luk!! u gotted deh geek hat on!!! ::Beeeg smilol::
::twirl::
Yesh. Ai doan noe iffen it maiks meh N-E smarter, but ai’m definitely feelun liek ai culd be uh Carradine. My namesake eben.
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BTW – Ai awlways wundered…wut iz teh difference between uh geek and uh nerd?
I nawt sew shur. Awl i noez iz deh geekz haz deh deeliteful hatz. I neber herd uv a nerd hat.
Seems to me geeks haz less soshul skillz. Nerds just brainy. Mebbe?
geeks r juzt awkwerd, kin b braynee but nawt
nicissarily.
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nerds tend 2 beh short wiv glazzis, nd braynee, nd in2 such
space or fantasee or rpg gamenstuffs such az Star Trek,
Star Wars, Lord of teh Rings, nd Dunjin Draggins.
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I goe 2 a skool dat iz a nerd herd. dispyte da misconcepshun
dat nerds has noe soshul life, da kids at mah skool r
da saem as mah old skool in fashun sense, chattin nd frend skills,
nd behayvyer. Teh differince is u kin sine up fer classiz dat u
taek fer collij creditz.
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Teh nerdz has shed teh miasma ob awkwerdniss nd bad fashun,
nd wif der grate akademmick skilz nd ‘pyooter mastereez,
will RULE DA WURLD WIF WIN ND AWESOME!
LONG LIV NERDS!!!
… … … sew reelee, i knoes whut a nerd iz.
Ai’ve bin bof, sew I wuz jes wundering.
::mai crossbreeding, let me show it tu yew::
At wun tiem ai wuz a band geek, adn den ai wuz uh puter nerd.
We’re a prideful lot, but we’re nawt tu prowd tu be bossed arownd by kittehs.
Doez dat maik meh uh neek oar uh gurd?
Oh wait. Datz nawt wut dey cawl meh at wurk.
*wut iz it dey say?*
Somunah biskit?
cud bee dat nerdz hab no hatz-
gascat seiz himselvez a nerd….. himz nawt gotted a hat…
nerdz beez inda doorz a lotz…. dem no needz hatz….
momcat
Kitteh be flossin.. WIN!
aww wifey is pushin you round? or mommy?
I just gotta say, dis grumblee kitteh b in a lubblee plais, wif flowers adn tall grasses adn sunshinez….I likez it.
in respawns too an rrleer poest, ur majistee, i jus wanna sai:
U R TEH AWWSUM!!! DIS IS SUCH A GRREAT IDEER!!! HAO ON GOOGL-ERF DID U COM UP WIF IT?!?!?! wuns agin: CONGA-RATS ON UR TOTAL JEENYUSSNESS!!
Oh Hai, qb999.
u shud sending mii deh emayo so I kin putting u on deh map!!
iz defnitlee gewin2, miz cween.
Dis ar sposed to be joab for goggies. Y ar the goggies nawt roun when ewe wants em? stoopy goggies… nawt my joab… stoopy oomuns too
*giglol* Dats goggies fur yu. Nebber du deir jobs, kittehs gotta du ebryfings.
I fot goggies wuz the brawn wut goez wit kittehz bwainz?
Dis kitteh clearly needs uh plan.
Purrhabs he shuld yooz teh leash to ty hyomin to goggies collar and uh bone tu goggie’s tail. Den, nawt onlee wuld hyoomin get pulled arownd by goggie, but it wuld be in tiny circles where dey nawt wander awf too far and kitteh can keep an eye awn them.
Hm. Dat wud maek much bedder yoos uv kitteh skills. Ai neber met a kitteh dat was nawt a master uv soopervizings.
Deh kittehz b bornded supervizerz. Sumtymez dey think dey b ‘helping’, but i think dey only helping demsefz.
mai nawt-sekund kitteh watchededed awl teh garden werk. we fort “ohai, hez supervizin,” but we were rong. he was makin notes of nise sawftee dug-up dirt for his next “break.”
*gigglol* !!!11!!!elebenty!!!
Mai kitteh Trick soopervizes so him cn plan fur hao 2 wreak havok teh best, 2.
Yeah, mai kittehz awr awlwayz barkin…err…meowin owt instrukshuns fur us tu follow.
Allow meh tu sleep 5…no…10 moar…um…hours
Bring meh gusshifuds
Carry dat liddur owt ob here
D…
Du NAWT be tuchin mai belleh
Elebenty-free moar pounds uv da nip
Floof dat pillol fur me 2 be sleepin awn
Gimme cheezburger! n tuna!
Halp mii git deh kitteh-toy owt frum under deh frigimitater.
Gushifudz!!! NOAW!!!!
I….
*faispaw!* oh mai kwappy alfamabet!!
G kumz bfur H, not after!!!
Mebbe yur majesty wuz yusing teh lolspeak alfamabet, which be nawt zactly teh saem as teh reglar wun?
Ice creem nao!
jump up and let me owtsyde!
Kwick- let me back in!
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Let mii owt — agin.
Make dat a dubble gushi-fudz plz.
N…..
Nao nao nao naaooOOO
Opin dis doar mediately
Put dat gushi-fud awn mai window-seet!
Q…
Qwiet- can’t u see ai are nappin?
Rub mai belleh!
STOP rubbin mai belleh- rawr!
T..
Gud nite awl- haz to go to sleep nao!
Ticklefites – - no moar!!
U gits awai frum mah dawter! (2 dog)
Vet appointmint – - cancil, pls.
W…
Wakes up NAO and gives us brekfist!
Xackly 2 scoops in each dish.
Y not 3? (Dis looks lyke suggestin but iz rly command.)
Zzzz…oh noes, u dusn’t goes bk to sleep!
Warm up deh kumfee spot fur mii.
Xchange deh goggie fur a kitteh toy.
Y not pet mii sum moar?
Zero owt ur bank akkownt buying deh gushifudz.
oh, 2 minyunz!! i b liking ur abatar!!
ai haz been seein sum lubbleeee noooo abatars………. 2minions, prysmatikitteh and bobbcatt!!! berry cool abatars!!!
Rite nao, mai kittehs be sayin iz past bedtiem n dey want me in plaes sew dey cn get comfies. N mai bf iz greeing wif dem! Ai outnombred, dey draggin me away! Noooooes! Just… just wun moer lol! Whatchu meen, ai haz a problem? Ai cn stop anytiem ai wants 2!
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Nightynight, ebrywun! {{{alla cheezfrens}}}
{{{prysmatikitteh}}}
g’nite, fren.
Teh ‘mazin tihng iz nawt taht teh kitteh walks teh hooman on teh leesh, but taht kitteh walks with teh leesh at awl!
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My Hypercat turns into a puddle ob fur wif no legs ifn she gets hurself attached 2 a leesh.
Aint it uhmayzin dat eben wit noe legs dey still hab pointy ends. Nawt only duz mai kittehz awl lose total control ob their walking muscles, but at the same tiem teh lock intu the carpet sew tight yew need uh crowbar tu git them free.
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Awlsew, if yew put a washcloth awn their back, it becomes the heaviest towelette dat yew eber saw. Sew heavy they can’t halp but do the belleh scrape awn the floor wen dey wawk.
Ur laws uv fysics… ai disregard dem n replaes dem wif mai own.
Tu troo.
*Wut yew mean ai can’t fly straight up 5 feet (fur no reason)
wifowt eben bending mai legs tu git started?*
WATCH!
Mai levitayshun…let me show it tu yew.
Alsew, mai lack uv solid bone strucshir, let me show it tu yu. “Kitteh, hao deh heck did yu tie yur self intu pretsel liek dat? Yu iz a verte… verta… yu is a critter wif a backbone, aifink!”
huvrcat!
wrrrrrrrrr……
nowait…iz ur huvr HAT!!!!
Ai can has uh huvr? Oh happytail!
lol! mai Tango kitteh doz teh tame fing! mai sissur wuz was babee sittun weh i wuz awn baycatshun an she thotted she wu spost tu walk him wif teh leesh. wen she putted him on teh grass he felld ober lyke he wuz ded! she thawt he wuz borked!
Dis gruntled cat are dis gruntling
oar jus grumbling?
Lovs this. Now I jsut snd emayo 2 cweenmj@gmail.com and tell u where I r at to be added to the map?
yup. awl I needz is ur ICHC name and ware u b wanting ur marker. Usullee I just plopping u down in deh middul uv ur town, unless u giving uzzer d’rekshunz.
i lubs where you putted mine. is right by teh liberry!
Pure luk!!
teh hooman speaks lolspeak too?!?
Flyin dis kite nawt so much fun akshully…
OMG SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tihs iz teh Qtest kittun!!!
nao luk, ah kin onlee hold de roap for just so long. Will ya hurreh wit de lurin’ ob do goggie under da cage!!!
oh hai gascat….
i iz daon hear whenz u goes lukin fur meiz…..
fanks-
momcat
well I made it to my room. the bike lock is still there and probably will be until somebody cuts it apart, the party is over, though there are still a few people who apparently didn’t get the message, my feet are sore and I will probably never get to sleep tonight. But other than that life is ok!
Yah! I am so glad this worked! (so glad that I am finding it hard to type….)
take your night time stuff….. you will probably oversleep but oh well….
I am glad that you made it back in one piece…
sorry about the feet and the bike lock….
If you need to leave me more messages…. leave them on the 12:00 (my 3 am picture)
momcat
oh- I will be up for a bit longer if you are still out there gascat……
momcat
I’m still here, just overheard a rather strange conversation consisting mostly of some guy telling everyone else to shut up. hmmm . . . still drunk maybe?
could be….. hopefully they don’t end up in a brawl…..
I worry about the lock….. somehow that needs to get removed!
momcat
I was off listening to handbell music….. what was that piece we played for josh that I had such a hard time with…. and you did not?!
momcat
*** to explain above exchange***
gascat lost his phone and he had to leave his rooming house due to a very loarge and unsafe sounding “party” in his house.
This is how he was able to let me know that he made it back home ok…
Thank you cheezpeepz for being here and understanding….. this is the onley way we can talk IRT until he gets his phone back.
momcat
U noez wii duzn’t minding momcat. deh momcatz
needing to noez dat deh boicatz beez ok.
{{momcat}} {{gascat}}
iz trainin mah hooman to walk on leash!!1!
OMG!!
i got mah profile bak!!
YAY!!1! *happee dansdansdans*
*Joynz Hashim in deh HappeeDans*
*twurl adn hop adn dans and swing and skip*
liek… das wut SHE sed?
this is not funny and i dint get it can someone plz explain bye asking to be my friend i have no friwends but only girls
Iyn oardure foar yuu tuu geyts frends, yuur naime hasta bees bloo:
Iys bestest tuu klik awn cweenmj’s naime abuve: tehn findez “cats”; tehn klik awn “cweenmjz ICHC Helperz”;
Awlsoe, sumeboddee useded ‘irony’ bye tellyng kitteh tuu taike hers hyuoomin foar a waulk, iynsynuatyng taht kitteh wuud lern ‘responsibility’ taht waiy;
(jes liek a mommeh tels her kidlet tuu ackt liek a groawn-up…)
BTW, tihs kommint bees ment foar: izzy girl, abuve; sorree!!
Wurd Pretzull: yuu dyds iyt agen: Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Wel, kitteh: yuur hyuoomin finks hims bees waulking yuu; soe jes plaiy alaung adn goe foar teh waulkee-waulkee liek hims wunts;
(Wen yuu geyt hoem, yuu can haz a nieyce byg boawl ov guushy-fuud adn a laung nappee; soe jes hyuoomer hims foar naow!!!)
You look like big kitteh; hoomins is a big responzbility; so just take care of hoomin, and evryting be fine!
dood i srsly laffed at this 4 like 5 minutes.
its so funni!!
dis mah fav lol
mah kitteh dunn go 4 walk wif meh.
My hoomin s’not house traind yet. grrr! he just went on da carpet…