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Kittehz haz fun enneewai
GMTA Annipuss & Missy, aifinkso. Concatshoelaces!
Congrats Annipuss on teh GMTA tawp spawt! A spawt of tee fer yew?
Lukz liek a brayd wif bownuz GMTA. Drinkzez an dansez?
Thx fur awl teh congrats. Ai iz tyred frum teh TTI Cheezmeet 2dai, so Ai will be goin 2 bed soon.
waet… iz misn sumpin. wut iz GMTA?!
means Great Minds Think Alike.
oooh. i c.
Teh fun ennewae!
wut kolor eyes B kolor blnid?
Hand meh teh snorgul snorkel — aiz goin in!!!
I finks yoo needs teh snorkle wif 2 toobs fer tihs wun…
*Hands it to NS*
Has fun! Bee caerful ov Teh Poyntee Ens!
*comes up fur breff*
*dievz rite bak down*
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Fanks, Maus! Ai iz awlwaiz caerful ov teh Poyntee Ens wen ai goez snorguling. Saeftee nawt sekkund!
Kan ai havvit aftuhr yur dun?
ps whatz “twister”?
can I has a nosy and ask where u lives?
I’m finkin not in teh US..
dratted weirdpress. Teh first linky wudn’t werk.
Try dis:
http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-4645-Twister/dp/B00000DMBK
Pssst* Leeza-b!! Jmuhj b on deh map!!
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Awlsew nap tiem udishun.
Cat’s aren’t colorblind.
Conga ratz awn brayd {{{{anni}}}}}.{{{{{Missy}}}},{{{{{Karen}}}}}Wil hokypoky du it fur yur singndansez? Den can haz nais drinkkeez ub wutebbur yu liekz
Oheckyeah, drinkees pleez! Fanks LadyM fer teh awfur!
cats. are they really color blind?
Yesh. Tehy lieks peeps an kittehs ov all colurs…
adn Eekwall opertoominity ignorings
Oar eekwall opertoonimity snuggulz, depending on deyz mood.
Lef paw black…
Floofy belleh white…
Flop!
Tee Hee !!!
Floppy tail… um… grey!
Ai kin pway? See? Mai sky bloo CHRG matches teh rug. Awl teh bedder fur sneekin up awn doez floofy bellehs. Snorkle at teh reddy.
C’mon in, nc66! Teh floof is fien! lunarmommy & ai iz swimmin arown in teh floof — plennee uv room fur yew!
Noez plugz? – Check ::tosses dem away::
Goglols? – Check :tosses doez away tu::
Doan want tu mush between meh and teh belleez.
Snorkle! – Check!
Here ai com. *CANONBAWL*
FWOOM!
FWOOSH!
::comz up gasping::
*cawf cawf cawf*
Wow! Down der fur a long tiem.
Triple belleh deep floof expedishuns can taik a lot owt ob ya.
::dizzily wanders awf luking fur uh lint roller::
::kitteh number 1 sits awn kitteh number 2’s hed::
Ai winz? Yes?
::kitteh number 3 – hedrug::
Sit on mah hed & tell meh dat yew lubz meh?
I lubs to heer yew tell da truuf, when-I’m-facedown-inna-floof, ya blow me awaaaayyyy
Sit awn mai hed and let mai ears harken you
I’ll sit awn yor hed and den ai’ll sound sew floo-fy
Life can lack splort, if we both enjoy the sport,
watch n kittehz nap wit uh 50’s bavin cap
Sew awr brains awrn’t blown uh-way.
Concat to Missy Karen & Annipuss fer free wai tye!!
*a kwik skip to ty booteek b 4…
*wayven pinkie paw pads tew cheezfrenz*
Ai fanks yew awl 4 mai fun tudai, hab a grate Fridegg nite!!
*Wakez up frum nap just in tiyme*
*Waving bai-bai*
Kittehs kin see colour!! (Sum colourz anyways!)
Oooohhh! Dots!
…………….. -> nomnomnomnom -> …………..
fat
cat
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ai finkso
or two…
Datz wut i likez abowt u, Fleep! Ur classic sense uv po tree.
fankyou, fankyou.
my sens of po a tree,
itz why ai’m a sine-tist
But wut ’bout Igor. He’s yer assistent, so he’s yer cosine-tist, yes?
head.
desk.
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letz nawt get off on a tanjent here.
No worries. I hab Pi tu keeps us focused.
hmm… wut’s yor angle?
I b obtuse, usooly, but mai kittehs iz acyoot!
Ai lubz yer abatar, prysmatikitteh!
Rainbows + Kittehz = Teh Bery Bery Good
Fank yu, nightshade. *blush*
er, nightshayde… mai barasment, let me sho yu it.
Mmmmmm. Pi. Is it square or round?
Pi r skwaerd
Awl todeggar nao…
Pi R Nawt Skware!!
k nao, rilly mush go!!
Sayn g’bai, Stacey!!!
*waves pinkie paw*
Cormbreds r sqware!
soundz like a problem in trigoNOMetry aifinkso
SOH CAH TOA! if you cant nom the toa the yo must sohcaf toa
Wunnz yoo haz NOMed tehm, tehy ar neither round nor skware. Waht kind ov math mite that bee???
Pi r rownd. cormbred ar skware.
caek, it can be square alsoo
In TTI dey make pies wut are skware an you can order a piece wif no crust.
Sqware oar round…Pi R GUD and ai lub tu eat it periodically, but it must be baked at 360 degrees and 2-Pi-R bedder than one.
::blows dust awf slide rule::
Wuz dis ur slide rule?
http://www.antiquark.com/sliderule/sim/virtual-slide-rule.html
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mai geekiness, let mii show u it.
Dat R teh wun, ‘cept ai wuld hab bin lukin at it awn uh Commodore 64 bak den.
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Yay! Her majesty iz ful ob awesum…and geek
*JCH4K sez wif pryde* She iz ar Cween Geek!
Trust mii, a hi-skool gurl in deh 60z kerrying a slide ruul wuz garanteed no datez.
Cween Geek, indeed.
But in time, twaz reveelded dat cweenmj wuz (iz) a lubberlee swan.
Well…’tis truly an awnur to be in teh presents ob such poindexterity.
*Where did ai put dat propellur hat?*
::rummage rummage rummage::
LOL!! nativeca66!! It’s awn yur hed!!
But cweenmj! In mai famblee, we ar awl geeks. Nawt pewter geeks, ‘tiz troo, but odder kinds ov geeks. An it iz gud, ai think. Ai do bleeve geeks can has moar fun.
Oh yesh. Der it iz. Noa letz see.
Iffen I mehshur teh diameter.
*Ooohhh pointy*
Hmm ai’ll hab tu take teh aberage frum tawp tu bottum.
And divide by Pi.
No wait…ai awlreddy divided teh Pi amung teh cheezpeeps.
But den ai had 2 Pi *nom nom*
And multiply by teh hypotenoos.
Ai wunder if dat iz related to a hippopotenoos.
Oh lukee…uh propellur…weeeeee!
*giglol* Geeks definimately has moar funs! Moar fings inna world fur laffing about! Liek de mafs and jommetries!
Oh muh Cween, in high skool inna 60’s I dated the smartest gurl in my class an we shared many honors and AP classes but we had a major disagreement about two fings: Wever it wuz bedder to be engineer er scientist and wever a straight slide rool wus faster den a round one. I fink she went on to be well respected but under paid scientist and I went on to be a nawt respected but overpaid engineer.
No sliedee rool in hi skool oar dates eevur. kemstree teechur tawt sum kidz haow tu uze at lunchtiem but ai fawt wuz tu geeky. Hab tu lurn bai maislef in kolij. nd logrithmz tu.hoo nu hawoo hard it wzu tu be a sinetist.!
ohai yer majesty. at furst, ai thot that wuz just a cool slide rool picture, which wud give you lotsa geek points. then ai discobered yew can acshually slide it, wich makes it sooper-cool and amps up teh points even more. tehn ai discobered ai donut remember how to use a slide rool.
oops.
Just see if u kin make 2 x 4 = 8 using deh C adn D scalez. Den it will awl kum bak 2 yoo.
And, shud u b wanting deh
super-duper kool slidee ruul, try dis wun:
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http://www.home.earthlink.net/~apendragn/runish/sliderule/index.html
Well, AI hazn’t furgotten hao to uze teh slyde rool.
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LOL!! It’wuz eezee nawt to furget.
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Becuz ai nebber noo iit in teh furst playce. But ai egg speckt taht yoo mite know taht, becuz it prollee relaytez to mai . . .*ahem* . . .lak ov pewter abilitee (ai cudn’t think ov hao to put it nycelee. Moastlee bad werdz com to mynd.
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But ai doo know menee operaz praktiallee bai hart frum start to finish. Duz taht count fur sumthing – in teh Geek Whirlled??
ba dum bum!
WIN!
okay, taht kitteh on teh left haz gots teh floofiest kitteh belleh i eber sees. hand me teh snorgle snorkle, i’m goin in, if i’m not bak in two howrs dont send in teh marines, i’m habing teh time ob my lief!!
*luks at lunarmommy*
Izzint dis teh moast fabulous virtual kitteh floofy belleh?!!!
O Hai! We boaf haz teh snorgul snorkles on!
*still haznt surfaced* *snorglesnorglesnorgle*
Will Lunar Mommy ever kum up fer air??
How mennee peepz will disapeering in2 dis floofee belleh?
Will a surch party b formd?
Toon in agin tomorry fur “Az deh Belleh Floofz”
Deese kittehs 2 bizzee sleepin and sleepin. Nawt times 4 gamz.
Dis unrelaytd, but iz der way tu surch ICHC (dat ai nawt be seeingk) udder dan uzeengk tag clowd? Lyk, mebbe ur uzur naym or wurdz yu noes wuz sed? I iz lukn for nekd man in showr wif cat on hed, to proov its existence. (No, rillee.) I noez it wuz reesunt, but kennot fynd it.
Wayt, i kin seez ICHC. It iz udder wayz to surch I kennot see.
Ai dunno a way 2 surch, but ai no dat pikshur iz reel cuz ai sabed a verzun ur 2 awn mai pewter. Sumwhere in teh big sceree folder dat ai sabes alla achc pikshurs ai lyks best in, fur mai screensaver. *shivers luking at folder* But ai fink ai mite oberlode if ai luk rite inna folder direkly!
Yoo ar rite. it wuz there. Ai remembur it. but it wudda bin urlee July?? Maybee. Or Joon eben.
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But ai dont know hao to find it. Sorry.
Hmm I surched tag clowd by shower, hand, paw, save, rescue, man (capshun wuz sumting like ‘tayk my hand, I will save yoo’) and den ultimately ‘cat.’ Kud not find, but I tawt it wuz urly September/layt August. I started to wundur if it wuz removed for nekkidness.
Dey shud haff ovver surch opshuns. Iz not da furst tym I haff tride to look for someting but kud nawt remembur da rite misspelling, etc.
Ai findeded mai copi! Ai uploded to photobucket. It remindeded me uv mai kitteh Trick, cuz him kome inna shower sumtiems. LOL i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm21/prysmcat/umisdaspoti128638926681326830.jpg
Tank u! Ur folder iz nawtee barn?
Hey dats a diffrint vurjn! Nawt uncommon heer. Unless I remember rong? (Also nawt uncommon heer.) I still hoap to find OP, but dis iz gud.
In jenerul, dey shood haff udder wayz to surch hole syt. I shud rite a lettur to hed cheezes. Ew, dat sounded bad.
Mai folder haz de distilled cyootnesses uv mani mani pikshurs of kittehs and otter critters. Screensaver onlee sho wun atatiem. Canawt go in dere wif AWL teh piks wifout protektif gear! I hadda find mai CHRG (wdoi) n ebryfing! But ai maed it back alyv!
We wud haff to send da firemenz if yoo didn’t.
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Quick, go back in!
Ai had taht wun on mai kinda-daily emayo taht ai sendz to sum uv mai non-ICHC frnez too share the lolz, onna 9/12. aifinkso it wuz usedta bee on 9/11. Teher bee onlee 5 pikshurs foar taht day now. Usuallee r 6 pikshurs onna weekdae.
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ai can uploadz it to mai prfyle, aifinkso, iffen u wantz it still?
Shure! I wunner if dey gotz in trubz for da nekkidness? I rilly can’t see why else it wud be missingk.
twisted teh tayle rite off…
Cheezpeepz Wantid
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Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on deh Googlee map! Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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I putz on enneewun woo asking. Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee. I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… It b nise fer da peepz hoo wanting 2 meeting uzzer cheezpeepz.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
R needing moar cheezpeeps in Canadia. :p Whycome dere r onlee 2 uv us? *wavewaves at teh otter Canajans* Hao we gonna has a cheezmeet up heer if nowun onna map?
prysmatikitthe! Yoo ar frum Canadia??? Taht’s so grate. Becuz yoo ar rite – there ar nawt menee – an ai hav awlwaiz wundered wai. But there ar a couple moar.
Purrhaps iz just too layte an ai shud go to bed. Can’t remembur teh naymes ov ar Canadian frrenz.
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Mai mai brayne – it iz nawt werking tonite.
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Sayme wif Scotchland an Ireland. Verree, veree fyoo – but lotz from TTI! Walez iz awlso nawt represented. Stranj, yes???
Do pewter tabbies just natchurallee tend to be tubbee? Because theez guys look like my rotund babeh.
No wonder thoas kats look flusterated
pewr kittehs! dey cant play twister wif da hoomins! …oh… dey wil have fun den!
Kittehs bees teh winnurs ov thier bestest gayme ov awl: REELAXXYNG!!!!!!
HAHAH!! Very funny, I like
omg thats th funniest thing ive ever seen lol!!!
thats very funny u have to email me some time thats so cute thank u
ya im so up to what there doin!!! lol
That is so funny!