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wif a sprikul o cinnnanom
And some chocolate shavings?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyasplstnx
Some Suchard shavings, coming up!
*SprinkLolSprinkLolSprinkLol*
Enjoy!
Milk choklit??
I think so, but darker than American milk chocolate.
LOL!! Ai ment teh Suchard. Hav yoo furgotten where ai libbed?? Ar yoo using milk choklit Suchard??? Becuz it beetz just about ene odder milk choklitm ai thknk. SOOO smoothe an creemee an . . .YUMMEE!!!
*Slaps head*
Duh! My literal-mindedness, let me show you it…
*lukks into mauses ear*
uh, i no see any litter. izza gud thing, no?
Ene kittehs in there????
no, but duz i see a liddul floof poofing outta da earz?
Awww, cyoot!
Cud Maus’s eeers be enething but cyoot??? Ai think nawt!
Akshulee, mai favoriet iz teh kind wif milk chonkli, raizins an almonds.’
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Ai thnk ai’m going to Heidelberg sumtaim in teh Spring – ai’ll send yoo sum!
dang, wish i could go wif you!
don’t it make my greeneyes green wif envee.
*daydreaming harp music*
if only i had a millyun munniees to trabel wif Janet to buy chonklit in Yurp adn den go to Inja to see wot we culd seize…
Yoo cud com. Wai nawt? Ai mite bee going to Inja nekst August, too. Yoo cud com tehn, too. Ai’m SHUR mai frenz wud laik yoo. an a KNOw yoo wud laik them.
why nawt? if i cumz into sum munnees i will.
i still playing ketchup frum my last two twips~
“Ankh-Morpork peeple, sed the guild, were harty, no-nonscents folk whu did not want chocklit that was stuffed with koko likker and were sirtenlee not like effete la-di-dah forinners who wanted cream in everything. In fact, they acshoollee prefurred chocklit made mostly from milk, sugar, suet, hooves, lips, miscellaneus skweezings, rat droppings, plaster, flies, tallow, bits of tree, hair, lint, spiders, and powdered koko husks. This ment that, akkording to the food standards of the grate chocklit center in Borogravia and Quirm, Ankh-Morpork chocklit was formally classed as ‘cheez’ and only eskaped, thru being the rong color, being defined as ’tile grout.’ ”
-lovinglee translated bai yers troolee.
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isnt it intresting that it deskribes amerikin chocklit rillee well?
LOL!!!
Where did yoo find that???
Frum 1 uv mai faborittest aufors – Terry Pratchitt – “Thief of Time”
sooo funny
gess… iz frum mai favrit buuk.
Discworld ref FTW!!
itz okay. ai gess ime just in teecher mode rite nao- ware ai dont tell anything wifowt at leest 2 gesses frum teh stoodents.
Whycome ai nawt suprised 2 c cheezfrens who b Pratchett fans 2?
Ebreewun heer seems to bee but mee. An wehn ai wuz in Stuttgart in August, ai gotted SIX Terry Pratchett buks to start ketching up – an ai . . .ai left them
behind.
But ai think ai can just go to teh liberree. Cleerlee theze ar buks ai shud hav red long ago.
can’t remember which was the first, maybe wee free men, but I now have about 20 of them
hee hee … eewwww … hee hee (Gud ol Tearry Parchit!)
Terry Pratchett iz teh awesum win!! mai faborite awther!!
Iffen aneewun wantz 2 tri hiz bukz owt, de first wun in de Discworld series iz ‘The Colour of Magic’. Dey are sooooo funneh!
at least once in every book I’ve read I must set the book down and go off and have a giggle-fit.
O oooooo me too, I lubs me der Guards Guards and Men at Arms and Wyrd Sisters n n n Wiches Abroad an an ana ana all der rest be also mai fabrits too
you know, i think i need to do a futher taste test.
*looks hopeful*
gottany moar?
bar ‘rista tew teh resque……… here yew goes, wun moka innywai yew wantit!
Mek myne DARKEST chokkie, thankyu, an teh biskotti wiv teh almunz.
Dere’s also da cafay oh lay, which haz no esspressssso, but iz coffeh 2. I dun liek coffeh, mahself. I yoosed 2 b a temp. bareesta 4 Books-a-Million, tho. Dey maed lotsa drinks like dat wun up dere, but nun uv dem looked as fluffeh and taystee. :3
Ai b lubbin’ teh coffeh, and cafay oh lay (ai’f siin it speled cafe ole 1 tiem – maed me giggol) bcuz u cn maek it wif sikm mlik adn it dozen lookee awl nasee kolar bcuz der iz lutza mlik init.
An sweetpea iz teh Winner!!!!
May ai sujest a “Com az yoo ar partee” “??? We havn’t dun wun in a LOOOONG taim???
A “corm az yoo ar”? AHFINKSO!
*too busy slurpink & nommink to hear*
oopsiee, almoast spilt stuff all ober my fave fuzzy fleece & long sleeve cotton t shirt ensemble. classy comfy accoutrementz, aka shabby chic
VERREE classilee shabbilee sheek!!
I dunno about the chic, but I definately have the other covered!
*luks pathetik* enebuddee???? enebuddee want to hav teh partee???
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ai’ll start. Ummmm oh deer. Ai’m waring blak pants an a blak blouse an blak shoos an blak sox.
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But ai’m bringing sum Url grey tee – ai just brooed it. An sum fresh peech cobbler!!
Awn mai best Villeroy an Boch playtes! an sum lemon, milk an shugar. Demarara.
Aiz wearin mah Obama t-shirt, bloo capreez, nayvee bloo Crox, and a nayvee bloo Dizneelan hat. Ai kin bring sum bebbeh carrutz & ranch dressin.
h’ray fur teh obama t-shirt!!! mebbe we can getz LCB tew carry dem on her site!! ai needs teh bumping stikker too!
drama queen is bak an is gonna debate
BTW I lived in Maine which bordered Canada
an I had a Pakistani roommate and a Turkish roommate in gradskool
an a German office mate an a Bulgarian officemate
mah foreen poleceeh credenshuls let me show U dem
do U fink I can beez teh Veep candidate?
butt, butt …….. can yew see Rusha??
no but Moscow is closer to deh east coast den Alaskee
*mamakitty lukkin 4 teh atlis*
otay, yew can haz vp credinshuls!!
an I has a russhan fren
otay den!! yew is moar kwalifyed den teh drama kween!!
Ai’z bin to Russha an ai is forrin .. ai finkso ai wins dis wun, no?
oh wait, duz dat maek me teh vice pressydunt ob teh yewnited states? Ai’s prolly ok at teh vice part, but teh rest – ai nawt so shoor.
but does U hunt moose?
WHEEEEEE!!! Martoonie/aka SJ fur VICE prizident ov tgeh USA!!!!
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Ai ar faynt frum dee lite! Cud it bee?? Cud we reelee, finalee, at last, bee so luckee???
Ai promiss to give it my best shot. *snerk*
Ai hunts teh choklit moose, does dat count?
Wai shur! Ai think yoo ar awl teh moar kwalified! Becuz ai just luvs teh cholkit mousse!
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Ai liekz to drink wite rushunz — an ai luvs teh choklit mousse. Ai can haz hi-payin gubbernmint job?
Ai new a wite rushin. Duz dat conut?
Oooh ai LUBs teh red rushin, kan i kan i kani i 2?? rr = rilly gud vudkow (stolees) + razlburry likyoor (chambord)…yum nom nom! Ober iise oar martoonie styl. Donut needings 2 menny, tho…hic
mr 0spousen’s cousin married a russhan. duz dat cownt?
uhohes. dat duzn’t maek me a consorter wif da enemee, duzzit?
sry, sp, ai dint se yu dere nawt secund. yur klame iz beddur fur shur.
YES!!!!!! LOLCAT LOGO – oar – LOLCATs fur OBAMA. Of – she’s cleverererer than ai, Seh cud think ov sumthing. It’s nawt too layte. Ai wud bai wun fur shur!
Me Too, praps sumwun whos been here longer de me can find a kitteh picture wiff a kitteh pointing out and it sez ‘Lolcatz Wantz yew to Vote fer Obama” I’d buy two.
oh, Ise wearing carenter pants, locker room grey Tee Shirt wiff pocket no logo (cept the carhart onna pocket), black soxs anna a really cheap wristwatch. I done wanna mention muh unmentionables in case Maus has the dubble wide debreefer aroun.
We can haz Brokobommur t shrtiz? yay!
well I wuz embarrasst b/c I’z so boring.
still at werks. *sigh* and has on navy pants and bloo striped shurt.
Wanna heer what I wish I had on insted?
I can brings ober teh apple martoonies from teh last pic,
we had WAY more dan we cud drink!
Ai kan b threr 2 – aiz alzo at werkz – waerin black slacks, black sheos, and a shirt wif red, black, purple, an pinkee flaiwrs onit. And aiz bringinging teh choklitr, lotza choklit!!!11!!!
Ai iz warin mai “goin 2 a cheezmeet” best bibantukker! We had us a wundermuss tiem (Martoonie hadd 2 werk – boo, rottin owld werk) but teh rest uv us wuz nommin an walkin an chattin liek we had awlwaiz noed eech uvver. We wented 2 teh zoo an seed lotsa aminlols. Teh pingwins had teh lolrus’s bloo bukkit!
Noooooooo – u wented to teh zoo an seed teh pengwins???? AI IS SO JELLUS. Scuse me while ai go an kick mai werk.
*kick*
*kick*
Stoopie werk.
Glad u awl had a nice time tho.
Ai NOOOO it wud bee laik that! Laik yoo were the awldest and bestest frenz in the hole whirlled!
Nekst taim – ai am SOOOO there!!!
Ohai Janet, we sed we hoept dat nex tiem u wud be der 2. Dat wud be troolee wundermuss.
Cownt meh in, Janet! I’m warin jeens, yello an bloo flowery shirt, and teh hieking bewtz.
Yer warin Hiekin bewts!? All ob muh faborite wimmens has hiekin bewts
It has been muh eckperients dat wimmens dat ware hiekin bewts are less likely to say Eww.
Ai needz sum noo hiekin bewtz. Mah old wuns iz wearin owt, aifinkso.
We luvs our Merrels
I gots teh Keens… really lieks dem 2!
Ewww to wuat??? LOL! Ai uzed to doo a lot ov mountain climeing wehn ai wuz living in teh Austria. Duz taht count???
Lyk a beeg hayeree spyder?? Uh HUH, Yep, AifInKsO! Ai’m prowd tew saying Ai’m a sissee la la…
LOL — mah huzbin is teh wun dat sez “ewwww” to teh beeg hayeree spyderz.
We hiked Gros Glockner and Ice Riekenvelt! We luved Austria!!
We spent a few days in Vienna and Salzburg and then stayed in Maria ALm an charged alla heck all over from der.
muh wyfe is nawt very big (5′2″ and 115 lbs) but shes tuff as nails and she never sez ‘Ewww’ abowt nuffin. Sumtimes she will point out dat a task wus unplezant and wood lyke to avoid doin dat agin but she don’t sey ‘ewww’
Ohai Missy – wii kan stnad nxet 2 ech ovther an looky liek a bookay!
*shufflez ober to bowl of peech cobbeler wiff empty bowl*
* looks up wiff big eyed “pleeze suh, I’d lyke sommore” look*
*wiff embty hand smooves out teh rinkles inna khaki shawrtz and red warmup jakkit taht dozent match”
“Here i IZ, az I R!!!”
(whoz in charge of the muze ick at tihs partee ennywai?)
Oh…. and to teh partee I am habing pizza delibered! And a botlol of Chianti.
Yay fur teh Chianti! An taek az much ov teh peech cobbler az yoo laik. Ai liv in teh hart ov teh Mishigun Froot Belt – an ar peeches ar sekond to nun!
Amens to dat !!
I thot Georgia was famoos fur demz peaches
nebber heard bout Michigan peachez
I has herd dat Noo Joisey is axually the peach capital of the US.
But it don’t really matter, when a peach is ripe it is good eatin in a pie, a cobbler, a pan dowdy, a crisp, a peach shortcake, and just plain owtta yer hand. We gets some two napkin peaches here in CT in earlier September.
NUTHIN liak peech joose dribbing down yur chin, iz there??
mebbe teh kittehs likkin it awf ??
slurppin and gobblin an schoffin a very joosy peach is nawt a refined activity but I am kwite capable of puttin muh pinky down and makin a happy ob myself fer some fings and dat is one fer shir.
Ai dint say we were a capital. We just haz teh verree, verree, verree best peeches. Ai think it must be troo, becuz. . .becuz ebreewun says so.
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Ai must admit, ai nebber had a Noo Jersey Peech – but there ar so menee diffrent kinds ov peeches – it’s hard to say.
is U serbing it with fava beans?
B soor 2 pronounounce it Key-ANT-ee!
how bowt this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAw_gJ6wS44
I haz to ask… wut wuz wee thinking back then that the big dandeelion fro-head was attraktiv (speshully onna wyte guyz) ??!!!!!!
pleh – an taht goze fer the leezhjer soot too! double pleh!!
how bouts teh ledderhosen…….. ask j-pak bout teh ledderhosen!!! yodeladeehoo!!!
I never did liek the leeshure suit.
But I dated a guy wif a fro.
More curly dan kinky tho.
Ai luked fur sum gud Lederhosen – but ebreething ai found luked kinda dorkee. LOL!!! But then – ai spose Lederhosen ARE dorkee. LOL! DEEpends, ai guess, awn who’s waring tehm.
Oh – ai found this – but it’s dorkee too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93bjNi8qIf0&feature=related
Grate chois! Ai lub dat song.
Sins ai beez “wurking” at hoem todai, ai still beez in mai pj’s: red n blu plad pj pants adn bebbeh blu pj top wif teddee bares onnit. Adn grey wurk sox.
Ai bringing Fronch banilla eyes creem n dark chonlitt soss – yoo can just habbing teh soss if yoo want!
Mebbe ai will haz teh eyes creem & sum uv teh fresh peechiz. Dat will saev sum soss fur odder pplz… or udder pplz… or otter pplz.
mmm, miny ob us r odder, sum ob us culd clappity clapp wif teh otter flipperz, but ai’m nawt sew sur abot the udder part!
zomg – did ennybuddy else see taht PETA had sujjested to Ben & Jerry’s that they shud make teh eye screem wiv teh hyooman milk so as nawt to oppress teh cows?
Ai swear, ai wud nebber eat eye scream again.
Hyoomin milk grosses yoo owt, butt cow’s milk duzznt?
ye gods, I can just see it. Mommy-Mocha
ummmm. martoonie.
*conserned luk*
didja see dat aboot PETA before or after you’d haddafew?
just sayin…
Nyse segway~
Ummm – ai dont know wai – butt cow milk just duzzn’t sound rite.
I saw dat too!
And I hadda ew.
sowry DK, but if I is notta infant, I wants
teh moo-cow milks, kplzthx!
haz U had buffalo milk is richer, more creamy
berry fattee but berry gud!
It’s weerd, tho, eh? We’d razzer drink white stuff taht kums outta cow’s bodee tahn frum our own species…
Mmmm, mozzeralla di buffala!! Maeks teh bestest brushetta!
buffalo chokolit chip, ummmm…..no thanks, I’m not so hungry annymore.
Butt where am ai going to get a buffalo in TTI???
wid olive oil and some fresh tomaters and basil
yum
U is making meh hungreh
:goes off to find a snack
maeks reelee gud cheez, too! Buffalo milk mozzarella iz – sooo gud.
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Oh – ai cud still bring sum caprese’s – ai hav sum reelee gud fresh tomatos and basil.
ooooh wow!!!! Wut happins wen U mayk eye screem owta SOY!!!!! hmmmm? Dare ai aks?
import it from Italee or India
(I iz talking bout the water buffalo not bison)
GMTA two kittehs!!
Ai hav a pikchoor ov what mite bee the prittiest caprese ov awl taim. If ai ebber find it, ai will poast it awn mai profyle! An it wuz tayste and nuootrishun.
An teh chef asked uz if we wanted to go an see the buffalos hoo
we dint hav enuf taim.
maed ar cheez – but
fikshun kitteh
I dunno bout soy eye scream
but fake soy meat produkts is much pleh
I prefurr to just eat veggies iffen I goes vegematarian
instead of fake meatz
do not want.
Well ai lyk teh soy eye skreem cuz teh reel ‘milk’ stuffz duz nawt lyk me, mai lack toes n taller ns, let me sho yoo it! Butts fur sum straynj reezin, ai kin eetings mostes cheez n yogertz…mush be sumfing tew due wif enzimez, aidunno
yogurt is easier to digest becoz of deh backteria
dat makes milk into yogurtz
2K, ai agreez wif U on teh soy meety stuffz. Ai haz a confoozlmint awn teh hole vegamitaryn vs meet eeters. Iffin ai had to ‘getting’ mai own meetz (udder den teh sooper markit inna foam pakij) ai wood prolly bees a vegamitaryn. Mai de nile bowt reel lyf food fax, let me sho yoo it! Ai shore doo lubs me teh bbq’d beests, tho
I too lubs mah meatz and fishies and shwimpz
but I goes vegematarian a couple times in deh
week when it
berry hotz and veggies is in abundance
but I stayz far away frum fake meatz
fikshunkitteh, ai eets day soy eye screems 2 – milks berry berry much nawt lyk me atawl. Sum kinds taste preddy gud!
Teh soy meets defnitly teh pleh!
Ai jus trys 2 bys organic meets n eggs, cuz usooly dey has bedder lyf b4hand. Ai tryd 2 b vegemetarian but ai got sick.
prysmatikitteh, saym heer, ai gess ai nont no how tew eetings rite fur tew keep bodee helfy. Ai due add mints, ai eated chikkins mostlee adn sum fishies.
ohai guise, ai brotted sum gud ol’ regular Ben n Jerry’s mayde wiv teh normal kinda milk – izza noo flavur IRL!! noo too mee ennywayz…
“Yello Caek wiv Chonklit Frosting”
NOM!
Yello Caek wif Chonklit Frosting??? Ai screem??? Ai think ai wud laike to trai it.
YuM!!
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*heddesk*
OW!
*hans nightshayde a nyce pak*
Wud yoo laik to bee???
Phillipe iz nawt heer – an mary o’ iz teh guessed ov honor.
ok I will plai
I iz wearing blak pants
lite green cami
and dark grey cardigan
an blak shoos
I brings pita chips wid baba ganoush
an Darjeeling tea
*comes intew tee pawty* *iz carrin’ sumthin unda shirt*
Ohai Janet!! did yoo sea the prior LOL?? since yoo aura sitting ther sew pretty awlla dressied-ups inna blacks coulds yoo plz hold dis fur a minnit? *produces mai kitteh #6 Annapurna – shez all white*
Annapurna that’s a peak in deh Himalayas
how didz U gibe deh kitteh dat nayme
I haz a curious..
I dopted tew resqwuee kittehs a brudder & sista both all white. teh boi haz bloo sky eyes so himz Denali. Mountains fastinate mii likes kittehs & treez. mai plan iz tew climb Kilimanjaro sumday [would end up a sacatistic tryin' Everest]
dez sounds bootifulz
U must put dere pics
in Ur profyle
lubs demz names
what is deh naymes of deh odder 4 kittehs?
the otter names aura kinda borin: LuckyCat was saved frum teh street (litteralley) he waz hit by a car, Spark hazza a little “spark” of white hairz onna her décolletage, Orange is… well, jest that, and (doan tell) maii fav boi is Spivey – fur no tickular reesun. whut’s teh 2 kitteh names inna yoor howse?
Kittehz naymz is
Yogi:becoz himz does yoga, himz a contortionist sleepz
in deh most wierd posishunz
and girl kitteh is
Inji:becos her iz a Ginger kitteh
Ginger is derived from Inji (which means ginger in tamil, a souff
indian langwidge)
I looooves furin lankwich namez! and “pair” names. wii all takes turns wit naming the bebbeh shelta kittehs – and nawt efferywun can be fluffy or honee bunneh or _____ .
Ai haz Inky but wuz goin 2 nayme himz Pavarotti efter resque himz from da pownd. Inky lieks 2 sings. After ‘doptin himz, ai tooks himz 2 da vet an vet say wut’s his nayme. Ai says ai haven’t deecideded yet between Inky and Pavarotti. Vet says Inky cuz I can’t spell Pavarotti. Mai ovver kittehs,(dey were mai mama’s) r Sooty and Sunny (sunkist). Hai 2sh2blk2stripey!
mai frend an ai take kare uv a colonee uv barn kats. we take turns naming teh kittens. we yooshullee do foren names, ore names frum books, ore spices… but we duz ower best to find teh name taht best fits teh kitteh. wun uv teh kittehs renamed himself Greebo wen he wuz 5 munths oald. rite nao ower kittehs r named (in order uv age- yungest to oldest)
Loki- a powty wite kit with red-gold patches
Yukina- a sereeyus wite kit wif pastel calico patches and rilly bloo eyes.
Usagi- a blak tux kitteh with sum odd kwirks- he makes demon faces so we alsew kall him bakemono
Alex(ander the Great)- a gray tabby wif creme swirls in his unnderkote. he playz with kars, and we had to remoov wun uv his aize bekuz uv infeckshun, but heze doing grate nao.
Daisy- a wite girlkat wif gray matching Alex along her back. Sheze noysee.
Demon- a grey girlkat (matches Daisy and Alex) wif an interesting eckspresshun. sheze working on making her purr lowder so we can here it.
Puck- a black and white spotted kreecher whu is verree mischevus, frendlee, and good at kittenbabysitting. (heze older than teh uther kittens.
Fey- Puck’s tabby sister. She iz inkredibly elusive and harder to catch than mist.
Turmeric- ower speshul kitteh. He thinks heze a girl and tryes to nurse the bebee kittens. very frendly.
Stinky- Muther of Puck, Fey, Loki, Usagi, and Yukina. She is a good momcat until her kits are reddy to be weened- then sheze more intrested in the soft kat foo we give to her bebees.
Owen- my frends cat whu can kum inside. heze big and has inkredibly wite teeth. he duznt liek me verry much bekuz ai alweyz mess up his room.
Rogue- Owen’s older sister. sheze getting old and confused. the kittens are a little skared uv her.
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wow, thats a lawt uv kittehs.
Kit, wut yoo due is sew adim…amdir…reely gud fur teh kittehs. Haz yer lokal vet bin halping wif teh spay n nooter stuffs? Moast lokal vets will halping sew nawt sew menny itteh bittehs R borned…
ohai !! KCTailkinker & kitsunerina vry clever kitteh namez and a vry blessed barn collection of kittehs. the old storee says that the kittehs really figgur owta waii tew name tehmseffs (or keep it seacret like mai orange kitty)
Mai kittehs awlways gets a temperererry nayme until dey tells meh dere nayme. Tiem 2 go from werks. Nite Nitey 222Stripey! U hevs a grate weeeeekend!! Ai needz a martoonie.
Ohai 222kitehs, does you only climb technical rock or does you also hike up the smaller peaks like the Presidentials or the Adirondak High Peaks. A
oooo doan missteak mii fur a pro and those are “smaller” in onlee relativity. whut counts mosts is who yer with adn that the arduosity is less than the amazement!
has U climbed Mt Katadin in Maine
is a killah
*putz Mt Katadin in Maine onteh list wit note tew invite two_kittehs*
oh 6K, I loves teh hiking too, but I can’t do teh big
elevashun… I can do long but not too steep.
Put me on ur list 2, if u ever duz less strenyoous,
I has only hiked a littel in Va (ur in Va rite?) arownd
Grayson Highlands.
we can has a cheez peeps camping trip to Maine
we can hike, chill out in Ba Habuh
eat lobsters
dat wud be fun!
That WUD bee fun! Ai luvs to haik! Wun ov mai favorite things to do. Taht waht ai miss so about jermanee. Yoo hardlee had to step aut ov yur door, an there wuz sum prittee place to taek a long walk throo teh feelds an forests.
oar wii cud jest start hikin teh Appleashun Trail pixing up/ dropsing off peeps allalong teh waii!!
Katahdin is the northern end of deh Appalachian trayl
we could start at teh souffern end and hike all deh
way up norf
I gnu some one who had done that
but it will take munfs
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is tough to git reserbashun fer camp sites in Baxter State park where Mt Katahdin is located but if you gets in der are many great hikes including Katahdin. Mt Katahdin takes awl dey, is nawt easy but dussn’t rekwire ropes, just stamina. It is a much beautimus hike/climb.
I has been werkin muh way frew the AT fer abowt twenny years and I has completed seberal of the northern states but I hafta find time fer the Stone Mountain to Norf Cakalaka stretch. I may be gettin too old to ever finish it.
OOoooooo!!! A whyte kitteh. Ai wud be dee lited! *snuggle prittee whyte kitteh*
*handz Janet a sticky roller*
Ai m at wurk and wearing hi heels and a sue-it, becus ai am lowuyr. (Doan hatez mi–sumbunny has to do it) Aill just sip a martooney.
“a sue-it” – gud wun Meezer Mom teh lolyer!!!
Ai habbing 2 meezers: a seel poynte, Jinks, adn her dotter Twitch, a chonklitt poynte.
looong az u b a GUD lawyer, wii letz u stai. (J/K J/K J/K J/K J/K!!!11!! – ai aksuly liek sum lawyrz — eberybodee kannawt bee awl bad wunz.)
Ok ai’m warin a black top anna blakanwite skirt wiv a silkee trim onna bottum an bare feets an ai has a glass ob wite wine an ai has had a HORRRRRIBUL day becaws ebereefing dat cud go rong at teh werk wented rong and ai missed teh TTI cheezmeet eben tho it wuz rly close to me an dey had MARTOONIES an eberyfing. An ai didn’t get owt ob werk until ate pee emm an ai wuz so depressed ai had to come home an get drunk on mai own. Plz to send me kitties by UPS to cheer me up. An more wine. An choklit.
Kfnxbai.
oh noes!!
{{{{{{{{{{SJ Martoonie}}}}}}}}}}}
Heer, has an appul martoonie.
More won’t hurt! Sowry u missed teh cheezmeet.
{{{{{{martoonie}}}}} Wii R glad yew is heer wif us ♥♥♥♥
aww… fank u leeza-b an fikshunkitteh.
*snif*
and
*slurrrp*
Oh, pore Martoonie. We mist u!
Fanx annipuss – ai hope teh martoonies wuz yummie! Did u get teh firemens ai sent u awl?
Ai had 2 cum hoem b4 teh martooniez coz mai legz waz tyred. Teh fyrmanz din’t arribe – Ai hadd 2 get up frum teh chare bai maiselb!
*hodes owd cup*
i cad haz extraz to hep me get pas dis hed cowd?
yew still habin teh hed cold?? yew had dat long times, aifinkso!!
beddar haz teh hot toddly!!
whale, itz bin aboot a week. iz awmoast gone, but nebber let it be sed dat i dint taek fool advantaj of any simpathees akwiring sichuashuns.
*looks pitiful*
moar chonklit, please?
adn mebbee sum shwimps wif hot horseradishhy soss layter foar medisinal puropses?
ai saw yew peekin out frum behind dat hankie!!
lukkin awl furlorn!!
sniff, sniff
here liddel kitteh……here is sum nip
no fanx on teh nut meg. sab it fr teh egg nomg
Wait, whut? Doesn’t u be libbing in teh Nutmeg State? U might gets in trubble for saying that!
well, teh ironomy o dat is dis: teh niknaem may can has come frum the manyee flybynite sales men dat sold fake nutmegs made 0 wood in way bak times. no akshual nutmegs was harmed in teh sales o such items. prolly made teh fuds pleh if you ground up teh wooded wuns in yr fuds. dat wood be my guess, ifinkso.
getting fiber in ur diet.. dey were doin it RONG!
And teh bark was worse wif each bite!
thunk
*heddesk*
wooden chew know dat LCB would come along to spice fings up.
she always comes up wif a gud com mint.
Oh Mais Oui – taht wuz so gud! Ai dint hav teh taim to sayso, but ai reelee admired this wun at wunce!
Dat cud turn u awf nutmegs!
MaryO! Please to say is nawt troo! I alweys fot the nutmegs wus real and used as gifts er rewards from the Connecticut peddlers to the colonial wimmens.
idunno. i herd bofe bershuns. mine could just be a suburban myff. or a sub burpin’ mythh.
okays. now i feelz bad casting asp urchins at Connect teh Dot.
*goez to rummaj round teh inntertubes*
Here’s sum info frum:
http://www.cslib.org/nicknamesCT.htm
The “Nutmeg State”
According to the book State Names, Flags, Seals, Songs, Birds, Flowers, and Other Symbols by George Earlie Shankle (New York: H.W. Wilson Company, 1941):
“The sobriquet, the Nutmeg State, is applied to Connecticut because its early inhabitants had the reputation of being so ingenious and shrewd that they were able to make and sell wooden nutmegs. Sam Slick (Judge Halliburton) seems to be the originator of this story. Some claim that wooden nutmegs were actually sold, but they do not give either the time or the place.”
Mebbe dey losted teh receet?
*snerk*
My hart is borked, I alweys fot we were jest shrewd trader but now it sounds like we were crooks. Was LCB borned in CT?
One of these things is not like the other…
GMTA! (but in mai caes not az quikliek…)
It’s still a tie. Good show!
Wun uv deez tings iz not liek teh utters…
no, i wuznnt dopted, y u aks?
Ummmm…so who’s MY Daddy ???
Yoo is dopted…
wut u meen ai’m dopted?!? Mai hole itteh bitteh lyfe has bin a lye?!?
Yoo is dopted cos y00 iz speshul!
GMTA!
yesh, all 6 weeks of it.
no kitteh… all teh OTTER wuns is dopted.
doan tell them tho.
r u shore?!? Dey luks jest lyk deh daddeh….butt Ai du luk lyks mai mommeh.
Maebeh dey yused deh towle wif bleech awn et win ai wuz born.
or maybee… teh otter wuns was left owt in teh sun?
Yesh, kitteh — dat must be teh ansur.
*soothez kitteh wif behind-eer-skrichingz*
Doan fergit Kitthe, Inna Land of the Tan, the brown cat is king.
backwerds
spoonerism?
Bats wif crowns??
whack burds?
Burk wax?
ai iz outnombered………..sniff……sniff
Ono, wii maekz sur ebereewun getz teh nomz.
Yesh,bebbeh,but dat maykes u teh SPESHUL !!
yu iz yu-neek…lyke dat mugly dukling…butt yu iz nawt deh mugly. Yu r awl bee yu ti full!!!
Yoo is speshul – berree berree speshul.
An nawt in a “short bus” kinda way.
(nawt sayin ennyfing aginst speshul needz kidz hoo takez dem busses, mind yew).
two obese Patties, Speshul Ross, Lester Reese pickin bunions, onna Sesame Street bus?
*snerk*
…
Ai doan noe hao to ansur dat kweschun — but ai lieks teh way yew finks!
is an old joke from the days when McDs hadda a commersial abowt der Big Mac dat went: “Two All beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheeze, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun”
It dunndnt madder who da daddy iz. I luvs u allz jus da same.
blech. mah cofees r harey. : P
Yew got kittehz in mah kawfee!
Yew got kawfee on mah kittehz!
*pause*
Mmmm… dey goez nieclee togeddur!
Cuckoo Kitteh was here
Lolz!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Wut kynde ob kittehs be deez?!? Dey iz sew stinkin KYOOT!!!!
Um, Tonkinese maybee?
Abssynian ???
Am I spellin that rite ??
With a touch uv meezer ??
Ai hab never herd ob dem afour. Dey iz purrty!!
Aktually,ai fink dey are Tonkinese,liek 4.5 sed.
Abssynians have shorter hair.
mite be a nice kulur 4 a change!! mai black mamakitty been d’rectin mai war drobe 4 18 years now!!
how is she?
I kno she had health scare not long ago
fanks fur askin!! hers gud as noo………. or gud as an 18yr old cud be….. wish ai cud fatten her up a liddel! an herz mite be goin a liddel hard ob heerin… seh is soooooo loud!
that are gud to knoz!
{{{jk}}}
Ah can haz awl da bebehs? Ahfinkso.
Splort.
HALP!! HALP!!!
CAWL DEH CCC!!!
*pats Rattipuss’ paw*
Itz gonna be otay…deh CCC is awn der wae!!!
Onoes! Ahfink ah haz awreddy goed splorties!
Mah braymes iz awl owt!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOO
De CCC cums rownd deh cormner awn 2 weels
SCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEECCCHHHHHH tu a hawlt
Resque kitteh jumps owt wif resque tul belt dat has awl fings resque
*Unhooks dustypan nd brum*
*SCOOPITY SCOOPITY awl Rattipuss’ braynes*
*pat pat tapity tap awl deh braynes bak in Rattipuss’ hed*
*Snaps on CHRG wif bebbeh dukies awn it*
*Dukity taype wif speshul lyme green Dukity Taype*
*Taype taype taype*
*wraps cozy floofy lyme green blankie wif bebbeh dukies awl ober et*
*Gibs Rattipuss a big Mugg ob Hawt Choklitt wif creme*
Kareful…iz hawt!!
Feel betturr….RESST NOW!!!
Whew. Fank u! Dat was berry close.
*snuggles n da blankee an drinks da chokkit*
Dis berry gud. Fanks.
*berry wisperly* Don’t nawt tells nobboddies, but Ah cuddn’t nawt tells da diffrence wen mah braymes wuz owt. Ohnoes!
*wispurrs bak* Ai loosed mai braymes long tyme ago!! Aifinkso!!
*tux in blankie rownd Rattipuss*
*maks sum mewor hawt choklitt nd sits nex tu Rattipuss*
Fank u. Dats berry comferding.
An Ah leiks da bebbeh dukkies 2.
Berry preddee caramel kittehs, an une wid creeme. Dey luks dahlishus!
Ai gotted teh eggstra large splort-containing CHRG w/DOI and a hyooge glob uv duckie tayp JUST fur dis sart uv emergeensee….. but Ai did nawt gettid it inna kewl kolor lyke lym greens…. but Ai is prepeared…. wayt, huh, wut? sumwun sed it wuz sayf naow….AGGGGGHHHH **splort**
cheez, can’t tayk dis CHRG awf fur a SEKKOND wif awl dis kyootness arouwn heer. Now Ai gotta mess to kleen up awf dis keybored….
dems is sum dangeruslee kyoote bebbehs up dere….turn away! donut luk!
We mus awl lern frum da ’speriences ub ovvers dat we isn’t nebber safes frum da cummu– cumulumat– todal affeks ub da kyootnesses dey iz habs heer.
DEH CCC IS AWN DER WAE!!1!
Weeeee Hooooo Weeeee Hoooooo
Deh CCC pulls up tu turtlol’s howse bearly stoppings in tyme nd hits deh curb.
Resque kitteh jumps owt wif himz in howm resque kit wif awl fings relayted tu howm resques.
*Knockity on deh dor* *Trys door knob* CURSES iz LOKED *Clymes thru nifty kitteh dor but kan’t get deh resque kit fru* Wayt, Kitteh on deh insyde. *opens dor frum insyde nd git hown resque kit* *runs down deh hallway*
ZOMG BRAYMES EBERYWARE!!!! *gits owt vacuum nd suckity suckity awl deh braymes from deh desk nd keybord* *opens vacuum bag nd scoopity scoopity deh braymes karefully bak into Turtlol’s hed* *Exrta strengf CHRG wif bebbeh otters awn et tu SNNAAAPPP on* *dukity taype wif speshul glow in deh dark dukity taype (sew yu kno ware it iz at awl tymes)* *Puttz awn deh Happiegoggiesgoggles furr exrta mezure*
*gibs Turtlol beeg mugg shayped lyke bebbeh otter nd speel pruf ob deh hawt choklitt* Kareful nawt burn yosef
*tux in cozy floofy glow in deh dark blankie wif bebbeh otters awl ober it rownd Turtlol*
Der yu go…RESSST NOW!!!1!!
*gits vacumm nd otter howm resque fings nd heds owt deh dor*
woot, Dahson, yu iz wun perfessunal CCC operater!
Ai barelee maded it, but yu SABED me, elebenty jillion fanks ana eggstra-large choklit martoonie fur YU!
and ware ebber did yu fine sush a kyoote resqu kitteh? Wy, hee’s sew kyoote dat…..oooohhh noo, yu ain’t gunna get me twyce in wun day!!! Ai has teh eggstra strenth CHRG wif bebbeh odders awn wif teh glo in teh dark duckie taype! MUST NAWT LUK AT RESQU KITTEH (whew) sayf….fur naow….
fanks agin, Dahson, yu is teh gratest! schmoooo….
luk, up in teh skigh, itza burd, itza kitteh, it’s SOOPER Dahson! Defender uv SKWEEEEEE!
I have never seen such beautiful color on kittens! I want one!
Starbukz kittehs!
Oh wow, accordin to teh banner fingy at teh top of teh page, ai MITE ALREDDY HAVE WUN A AUDI AY FREE!!! Just by bein awn dis website! Ai has wun a car werf ayteen fowsand pownds! Awl ai has to do is clik awn teh clikky fing an ai is a WINNER!!! How nice ob teh peeps to gib me a car!! An after ai clikked awn teh clikky fing to get mai noo car, ai will answer dis luvlee letter from teh govermint minister in Nigeria hoo wants to gib me elebenty billyun pownds an awl ai has to do is gib him mai bank account details.
WHAT CUD GO RONG???
ummm, er….martoonie, plsbekarfulkthxbai
hmm, on second forts .. teh Nigerian govermint minister looks a lot like lcb…
LOL!!!!
Ai gotta rellee funnee wun ub deze ledders yessadaay. Ai wished ai hed kept it! Ed waz awl in weird Ingrish an didnt maek much sense atawl! Sed eb bryting “nau voguish” in Nigeria, fur zample.
Ooh, ai find! Here iz in part:
009On behalf of the entire Staffs of the Central Bankof Nigeria and the Federal Government of Nigeria in collaboration with the Authorities, who are in charge of Foreign Contract Payments, we Apologies, for the delay of your Contract Payment and all the Inconveniences and Inflict that wemight have indulge you through.However, we were having some minor problems with our Payment System, which have demoralized us and caused a lot of predicament to us that are Inexplicable, which have also held us stranded and Indolent, not having the Perseverance and Aspiration to devote our 100% Assiduity in Accrediting Foreign Contract Payments. I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole, and can be voguish for that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Ai kinda laiked dat!
Lolspeek — dey iz doin it rong. Niec trai, tho.
mine wuz frum teh nigerian widdows. guess all teh staffs ob teh central bank and teh federal gubmint ob nigeria haz died (blarg we are ded) ob bein stranded an indolent taht tehr paymint system failed.
Oh JAHEH! LOL! That is VERREE funnee indeed. Dont frow it away too soon. yoo mite bee wanting to laff sum moar!
Dey sed Ai haz winned wun 2
Mebbe dey hazza lotubdem?
haha lol
Ayteen fowsand pownds an elebenty billyun pownds ub wut?
Goggie poop?
Ai dunt laik kawfeey… it are teh pleh!
BUT I wudz ordurr lotsa dees mokkas and lattays!!
Dems arr KYOOT!!
Kyootest… kawfeey… EVARRR!!
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(Dat meens ai rellleee LAIKED ur commint!)
Kermette! Hai!! Sorree ai mist yoo! But – ai wuz just thinking ov yoo!! Reelee, ai wuz. Becuz yoo an Klolzz were teh awnlee wunz ai noo ov hoo were frum Ireland.
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So – ai thot yoo mite be wanting to put yurself awn teh Cheezmap. Moe maed the furst wun, but a troll (ai bleeve) borked it. So cweenmj maed us a noo wun, but she iz in charj – so it cant get borked again.
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It wud bee reelee grate if yoo cud be there. Awl yoo hasto do iz emayol hur at cweenmj@gmail.com. Tell hur yur ICHC nayme, yur town an where it iz Counteee and Countree. And maek, if yoo laik, a liddle commint about it. Ai awlwayz say fur mee, fur egg sampul, “Awn the shores ov the beautiful Lake Michigan.”
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An she mite nawt know hoo yoo ar, so yoo cud say ai sent yoo, if yoo laiik.
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An ai’ll go fetch teh map link, so yoo can see it, too! BRB
Are deez kittehs maed a candee!? Dey luks lishus!
We pet teh kittehz. We duz nawt eetz teh kittehz.
…
Plz to nawt be eetin teh kittehz.
Hai, I’ll take five kittehs with a side order of kewt, plz.
No, No! Pikulz haz teh lahtay an Klowdee gitz wun uv teh mowkuhz. Wut, u fink ar drink ordurz b kulur kowardinaytid wif ar furz? Dat’z silleh.
Drunkin Dohhnutts Clerk: “Maiy Ai halp yuu??”
Costumer: “Yesh!! Ai wuud liek 4 mochas adn wun latte plzthnx!!”
Drunkin Dohhnutts Clerk: “Soe sorree; teh layst costumer jes boughted us aowt;
teh 4 mochas adn wun latte wuz awl weez hadded left; haow bowtta deecaff?”
Costumer: “Aaaaaaaccckkkkkk; pleeeeeeehhhh; blaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghh!” *klonk*
Drunkin Dohhnutts Clerk: “Ai rlly wysh tehse peeps wuud goez tuu Staaurbuxxx, oar MCdoAnauold’s insted; thems haz lawtsa kittehs!!!”
dem bebe kitehs iz so kyoot!
^ _ ^
r dose birmans? day luk leik em.
What kinds of cats of these? Very exotic looking.
Cola and Sprite..?
Those are the prettiest kittens I have ever seen.
OK, wud u lik cheezburgr wiv dat?
i fink da kitteh iz adupshuned!