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cuz ai is reddy for a nap. again.
congra fats Phillipe on ur nawt sekund!!
would u liek sum hawt choklitt in this cold day…
oh yes, hawt chawklit sounds verry good this morning. we has a braid wif leeza-b, so cud be a trip to teh tybootike.
ooo.. and I like being teh middul of teh braid wif Phillippe and Hashim!
I can has more cawfee insted? Need… more… cawfee…. rain is makin it hard to stay awake…
oh yes, cawfee is needed this morning. ai, mice elf, am making a cup of T rite this minit.
*sipping 2nd cuppa*
I sees u is nawth of me. U is gonna get teh weathah we is having now… sowry. we alreddy ordered it sent, rush deliberry.
kwestion: wut looks like a tropical storm, spins like one, rains like won, but is not won?
answer: I dont know, but it’s gettin on my nerbs!
Leeza, can u send sum rane West ov u, plz? Wii iz berry dry in Kantuckee.
Kthxbai.
Meeshigun culd use a liddul,too !!
ai awlways fot meeshigun hadid lawts uv reigns sints u r bai teh gr8 lakes…hmmm. is it pretty there? du yu haz trees? i r in teksis, home of the thorny mesquite “trees”…ho hum.
*does a rayne dans for Kentuckee and Meeshigun*
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
*spintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirl*
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
*spintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirlspintwirl*
*falls down wif a dizzyowtabreff*
K, did that werk??
Meeshigun be mostlee a gorgeous playce.Big cities liek Detroit & Flint nawt so much,but “up north” is a sight to beehold,speshully with teh fall colors.
We still has lots uv trees,but moar & moar get cut for “progress”.
Nebber been to Texas…..u in teh south part uv stayte ??
use in michigun tew?! I are in teh upper part, norf ub da straights fer univers city
U iz a “Yooper” ????????
Oh, my mahmkat and daddykitteh be Yoopers ya know. Eben do I be lin la la land, ibe tinkin of all da purtee fawl collers up dere in da north land.
Now I’m cravin pasties.
Sheesh!
I iza transplanted troll (a peep from below da big brij fer dose
not from michigun) I r fwom teh A squared prt of teh stait rijonallly
Oh, LC 79, u shud sending mii a emayo soez I kin putting u on deh map!! cweenmj@gmail.com
ai r in teh middul…r there mennee cheezpeeps in teksis??? an dere issa cheezpeep map???? i dinnu no dis!!!!! that r sew kewel….
I gess u hazn’t seeing deh nownsmintz
heer. I putting it up agin.
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Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map. I wud lub 2 b seeing peepz frum awl deh kontinetz on deh map — wii haz nowun in Africa yet, adn onlee wun in Souf Amerika and wun in Asia — wii needz moar!! Cheezpeepz must taking ober deh whirrld!!!
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
messig sent, pleez tu cheking ur inbox…. kthx
u iz on deh map!!
Gnu Maps aer run by Free Kitteh fans.
HOWis dad possible? cat cannot wojak in reain?
Hau du u wojak? Diz a skihl ai mizzedauton, aifinkso.
oh leeza – yu has teh rain? it am gloooorrrrrious inna TTI todai
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*snerk*
Am u going 2 deh Lunnon Chezee meetz??
hu? wha? der am a cheezmeet inna Lunnon? when?
I finkso, NOW!! see previuz fredz. Annipuss b going, adn Tidmum and sum uzzerz.
don’t be sad U can comez to Dee Cee for a cheezmeet
I hear it ar in deh workz
{{{{GP}}}}
aww fankies two_kittehs, but teh air fare mite be tu spensive!
*hands GP a snorkel, swim fins, and a industrial-sized vat of jellyfish-
repellent*
I fot jelleyfish were alreddy repellent. ;P
oh fankies LCB * puts prezunts inna floofy sack fur later.
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leeza-b, no shwimps todai? * grumbles unner bref
If not, ur lap will du.
Ekskyueze meh, leeza-b, mai ai borroe dis spawt fur a breef announsmint?
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if ennybuddy r innerested inna DC area cheezmeet bitween Oct 1-10, pliz leebz messij fur meh (klikk awn mah naemz in bloo abuv. Yu haz tu be mah fren in ordr tu leeb a messij, sew pliz maeks rekwest an ai wil konferm asap).
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we nao riturnz yu tu yur regyooler LOL programmin
Wish I kud b dere. *sigh* I noez u will habbing deh funz!!!
{{moe}} {{awl hoo duz making deh cheezmeet}}
YOO NEEDZ TO CHECK WID DA MAUS ! HIMZ B LIBIN IN BIDEN-LAND MAYB HIMZ COOD KUM ?
ohh… a goggie!!
srsly. ai just told goggie tehre wuz a fud in there. told him to see if teh light stayed oh when ai closeded teh door. told him ai wud push teh button to … um … let him out.
goggie sayz: iz in ur jeans, leavin u a surprise
goggie sez:
YOO will b da fud, kittin, iffin u doan run rite nao!
niec ob da goggie 2 gibs kitteh a hedstart… but ai fink kitteh noe needs hedstart… cuz her will start fur da hed n-e-way
Lookout kitteh! It’s a trap! The goggie is right behind you!
Nawt dat wun, teh wun widdeh mausies onit!!!11!!
noe bunni blankit 2dai, kitteh?
i cud git u a cheezburger blanki iffin u wantid.
hmm, whut uther patirnd blankits duz we haf inda haus?
Apple pi blankit
Bunneh rabbit blankit
Cheezburger blankit
Duckeh blankit
E…
ellefants
fishies
googies-asleep onli
H..
HappeeCat
Irreedesent rainbowz
Jackalopez
K….
Kittehs
Loafs uv kitteh
Maus tois
N…
Nappy Binky
Oversize Blanky
Properly Fuzzy Blanket
Quiet Time Blankie
R…
Rilly warm an floofy blanket,
Sawftee blankee,
Teh blanket wiv a heating pad
Under it is
Verree cosy!
W…
Wooly lambiez awn de blankie
Xtra heaby sawftiness iffen itz cowld
Yello duckiez wif umbrellys
Zero grabity blankiez (fer owtsyde spaice kittehs)
Oh hai bluesfan473, du yu meen yu ar a fan ov dat partikulur styul ov musik, oar ar yu a Dojjerz fan ????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mVhFwztRp8 diz iz wun ov mi faborite blooz sowngs…..ifn ai gotted it rite …..
whut a gweat capshun fur dis pichur. thums up fur kpack
adn thums up fur phillipe 2es fur a berry good nawt sekkund commint
teh warm…ai needz it.
howsabowt da ‘lectrik blankee 2dai, in dat cayse?
oh yes! do want! dat wulf be teh purrfekt!
Dis kitteh bee sew kewt!!! I just wantz 2 pik him up and snorgil him till he kant standing it enneemoar!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(whispurrs) dis kitteh luks a lot like Gummi. Cept she has more wite.
U want, u can come ober and snorgul her!
we want gummi pikshoors!
how are teh kittehs leeza-b?
Pretti gud 2K, fanks for askin!
All libbing 2gether, one big happy fambly now!
Cept when they’re unhappy.
I has a goal this weekend of figguring owt my camera and gettin sum pickshures.
omg cute bebbeh kitteh standing on herz toesies
:splort
is dead frm deh cuteness of deh bebbeh
ooo noes!!!!! no haz a ded!!!! ai will trai tu rebibe yu…*gets teh ccc an rushes ober tu 2k* heer, nawt seekund hab dis chrg (wdoi) an ai’ll duky taype it awn. butbefore dat, ai will sweepy sweepy sweepy ur braynz bak inna pyle. an pic aut teh leebs an durts an poor sparklin waddurs awn it tu fizz away teh nasty gurmz. nau ai puuting it awl bak inna hed. an ai strech teh chikin hed rubr glub (chrg) with dots awn it (wdoi)an ai duky taype it awn sew it stays put. nau ai set yu gentlee awn teh comfy recubree couch an snuggle yu in wif dis xtree fuzzy floofee blaynkee. ai awlsew gibbing yu dis cuppa hawt chawklit tu furthr teh recubree prociss. an pleez tu hab teez chawklit possums wif carmel inna middle. nau duzznt yu feel beddur? pleez be careful inna fuchur from teh splorts…..
HUZZAH fer lightchyld! Moast peepls furgit 2 worsh da braynes, nd den
da poar splorted peepls will has durtee thots…oar hedaykes…oar sumtin.
Whu wud liek 2 hoald a sillybrayshun fer dis wise litechild?
ai rescued yu but mai commint is furvur down dan its posed tu be… pleez see recubree below…
nebr mynd….. mai stoopy, let me show yu it….
iz wurdpriss stoopy. doan feel bad.
o fanks lightchild for the reskoo
hawt choklit ar delishus
Onoes – WII HAZ A SPLORT, CHEEZPEEPZ!!1!!!11!!!
Ai sii iffy ai kan hepls.
*run 4 da CCC and jumps up wif awl da menz*
*”hurreehurreehurree, tihs b srus!!”*
*menz truns awn si-eye-run inna Hummer “weeoooweeoooweeooo”*
*hurreehurreehurree to scoopy upz 2kittehz braynes*
*patteepatteepattee in 2kittehz haed*
*shuotz “Menz! Frow mii a CHRG (wdoi) an sum ducky taep!”
*putz ’sploded skull bak on 2kittehz haed*
*catchz CHRG (wdoi) adn putz it on 2kittehz haed*
*duckytaep duckytaep duckytaep*
*gibs 2kittehz a floofy blankee wif bunnehz onit – warmmy outa dryer – and tuks her in*
*gibs 2kittehz sum choklit an sum kookies*
(Prowly byteh tiem ai finished, sum1 elz mae allredi hab dun diz!)
o fanks Karen U made me sum cookies!
that are so nice…
oh, noes! u haz shrinkded it! 4 dis u will feel my pointy enz!
EEP! n-n-n-n-no, kitteh, doan du dat! yu…um…has a naise…soft, um,
tishoo nao! is dat otay?… … … kitteh?
Yez..an naicen warm tu! Hope in an go fur a ride on it….izza machik carpet blankie.
Ai needs mai blanky 2. Ai wanna curl up innit whiel ai’m unner teh bed.
giv teh duzt bunnehs a snorgle wile yoose der, otay? dey luvs et.
Ai will. Teh dust bunnehs r mai frenz. Tehy growl at teh bad introodurz.
R u under teh bed again rhsb?
*pokes nose under to luk*
ohai!!
How bout a choklit armydiller?
Wud dat halp?
all ur laundry r belong to us!!
dats teh troof.
Weezy has a laundry fetish.
Whenebber I bring teh cleen clotheses in to fold, she has to lay rite on top of teh pile. Wether they come off teh clothesline or from teh dryer.
Ai haz pichur of Mango wen she wuz babbee kitteh compleetlee buried in de warm towlz fresh frum dryer…she wuz in kitteh-hebben n all de towlz wuz fuzzy wif Mango-fuz! Must re-wash and re-dry…apparntlee anudder successful kitteh ploy 2 insure continulll supply of warm towlz! Ratzofratzo! She won agin!
dem kittehz noez lotz uv trikkz!!
Kitteh trikz not like goggie trikz.
Goggie trikz: U teech goggie.
Kitteh trikz: Kitteh teechez u!
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mai Winky tautted uz to holding hur close and snugglee — she hadded deh teenee tinee purr. U kud only hearing it if u snuggled hur up 2 ur eer!!! Dat wuz a berry gud trik!
Twuu! Kittehs cum up wid der aun tings an teech u hau tu plai.
o yes us is so rite
goggies, u trane dem
kittehs, themz trane us
mah kittehs have traned me to gibe dem gooshie fuds in the morning
and plai wid demz in deh ebenings
Mai Gemmi sowndz lieka motorbaot wen seh nawt skreemin abot sumpfin. Her trik is 2 insis awn attntn wen seh wuntz it. Wuntz attntn, jupmz on mommee’s ches an haedbutt. Nao mater wut mommeez duin!
Cweenmj, ai so eggsited! U, LCB n Cattails r mai bery nawk sekund cheezfrenz! **clappitee, clappitee, clappitee wif floofy pawz** Fanksies! Ai had mai kitteh Tucky so menny yeers ago. He liekeded to halp wif da lawndry. He wud soopervize by getting on top in da middle of da niec warm lawndry n maeks a hole. Dat way he kepz da lawndry warms.
Mai Bartee duz dis. An we plai wid sum ub dem az ai putdem awai. Ai liek it…maek de chores go fasser an moer fun.
He luks reel kyoot wid mai soks n unnerware wrapped aroun him.
one of the cutest ever!
*microfone feedback*
O hai, guise. I can has ur inattenshuns, plz? I want to remindificate u that all teh moneys teh genrus Cheezpeeps has contributed to teh We Lubs Our Janet Fund will be spended out very soon — like in teh next day or so. So if u has not yet given a money but would like to, now would be teh perfeckt time.
“But LCB, I forgetted whut to does,” u wail.
Heer’s a tissue. Blow ur nose and then click here and all will be ’splained:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
Rember that u can also leave a message for Janet, whether u gived a money or not. It’s teh lubs that count teh most:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4kmessages.html
Tis’ such a blessing to be part of so kind and tender a community as this.
I fynalee got aroun 2 makin mah donayshun. It wuz only $15, but iz all I cn a4d at teh moment.
Iz sorry to heer abowt ms. Janet’s loss. I hope teh fund gets hyooge!
That is plenty! Thx for contributing.
We don’t want to reveal teh total just yet, but I will say that we was within 50 moneys of a very nice round number and u pushed it that much closer!
LCB, da commints r so niec an gibs meh a sad dat JCH4K noes longer haz her mama. But iz gud dat dis is such a caring commmoooonnittee. PS fanksies fer bein mai nawt sekund cheezfren! Ai iz honered!
My pleasure. I lubbed ur story about teh blind-and-deaf peeps!
It wunna mai faborit stories. Ai haz sum gud memries an dey wer wun ov dem. Ai lieks halpin peeps!
Dat kitteh bettr b carefull. Teh las’ tiem a kitteh wuz dat close 2 teh dryr, he got smooshed in and wuz maed extra fluffeh!
Nawt at mai howse, tho. :p Mai kittehs wud nom me 2 deth if ai did dat 2 dem. :3
Could yew chek & see if mai blankie dry, too? Thnx. Bi.. =3
trolls are dumb
naow, naow, iz nawt nyce 2 be mockin de unfortunate, iz sad part ob lyfe dat sum peeps cahnot standz 2 see odders havin funz & loling. wii mus bee kynd 2 doze sad peeps wif nao senze ob humer.
u kno ai cahnt goe 2 bed wifowt mai blankie cauz de monsterz wil getz meh!
Ah jes wants doze itteh bitteh feetses. Dey’re berry splortatious.
aww kitteh da montirz get yoo wif da blankie too. dey r veree hungre
Wher’s one a dem fabik sofner sheefs? I wants wear it on mah hed.
Den u be soff in deh hed???
omg…you keeled mah brudder
Hmmmmm: kitteh’s naime muste bees Linus (Peanuts ref);
taek caree kitteh,or dey’ll wash u 2! [n u funny smell will go away!]
STEVE!!!!!!!!……….NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
How duz wun try 2 tawk liek a noob? o_0
I can haz explanayshun, plzkthnx?
lots 0 lamé ooooooooooshineeeeee
*shredshredshred*
oooo. laḿ́é! Shinee!!! sparkleee!!
Fank yew lolllllllllolololol fur deh prittee laḿ́é!
*takez awl deh laḿ́éz and makingz lubblee owtfitz fur awl deh Cheezpeepz!*
LCB will just LUV dis!
Um, how lame is making a whole post that basically is just you calling everyone else lame? Are you that bored that you have nothing else to do? Seriously, what are you trying to achieve with these remarks, other than making yourself look, well, rather lacking in anything useful to do with your time? If there’s a goal here, it might be easier just to tell everyone what it is.
what a stupid name.
Fail.
what stupid name.
fail.
Dun’t fink iz wurf it, akshully!
Waitasec, why am I bothering to reply to this stuff, when I have more useful stuff to do? Okay, time to simultaneously… work on switching from windows to Linux, get transcription done, cuddle kitties, do laundry (with help from kitties, of course) and of course keep up with ichc. Definitely no time for this!
o hai prysm! how is yu toodai?
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lolllllllllolololol be a tee-arr-ohh-ell-ell, aifinkso
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* throws orinj mousee inna generul direkshun of lolllllllllolololol
Mai blush cuz ai typoed clozin teh italics, let me sho u it.
Ai WANT!! shinee sparkleee owtfitz wil lookz sew prittee! Fankee, mai leij!
(aifinkso 2, but ai always wunner if dey reelly just tryin 2 annoi ebrybody, n fought ai’d ask
)
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*kitteh instinks taek ober n runrunruns after teh mousee*
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Ai is gud todai. How yu? Ai sorry yu miss cheezmeet. {{{GP}}}
Mai oopsie. Let me sho u it. ^^; I fink I fed teh widdle trowlee.
But….lollilllolipops gabe uz awl dat lubblee lame’ tu plai wid!
*chais-chais-chais after alla shinee spots onna walls frum teh sparkliees*
Careful! teh orinj ones …r… poysin
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
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ai is otay, fankies… has prollems wib mai nees so nawt at wurk (yay!) but nawt mush fun akshully
GRRR! ai maded yu a commit but teh interwebs eeted it!
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ai is otay, fankies. mai nees has teh pleh so nawt at wurk (yay!) but nawt so grate akshully
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Careful, the orinj ones …r… poysin!
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
don u worry bowt it, Shuko!
U isn’t feedin it if it duzznt reed wut u rote, and I don’t b’leeve it ever comes back after it commints. Leest, I has never seen this partickular troll respond to anyone’s responses.
Next time I see dis one I’ll try sending him to teh BHPOC. Nawt shure if it will werk. But wurth a shot.
*trais 2 stop n cnt get trakshun onna flur*
Dat sounds nawt-gud atawl. Yu habbing nawt-so-gud day, aifink.
Uh oh. Mebbe ai cn kik it atta noying peep.
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Aw, ai sawry ’bout nees.
{{{Prysm}}} ai feels butter soon, aifinkso
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* scampers off inna serch of IRL drinkies…
*pownsis in adn halps shreddingz*
Fun Fun!!