Yep, dis is definitivly
Yep, dis is definitivly teh BEST place
i jus puttin mah hair on ur clothez.
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and is MINE. U no can has!
not til itz done wif teh ‘floof cycle’.
then, u shall bring me… MORE cleen laundries!
And when you have brotted teh noo laundry, you must place it here beside this laundry, only slitely higher so you get the 2-level effect with a little path running down teh middle.
haha! leeza b u is deffinitly channeling da kittehs thots
yah. totallee. and plz to put chzburger next to it, plus a widdle mo’ londree…
and maybee liddle bit a lasagna
kthnxbai
O.O leeza noes mai kittehs?????
She fur shur knows mine!! Ov corse, blak clothez ar purrrfurrred! Furred fur shur! LOL!!! Ai’m kraking maiself up heer. an ai dont eben know wai!! I wuzn’t taht funney.
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Oh deer! Where”d ai put mai chonklit martoonee???
purrrfurrred Furred is teh funnee! u b crakkin me up 2!
A paf! A paf!
NI?!?
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm!
Well, that’s easy for you to say.
Hmmm.. Nawt sew easy 4 me to say.. I will triz agin after anuzzer martooni…
Monty Python refrunz FTW! Ai eben herd it in an Inglish axent in mah hed.
does U also want a shrubbery?
nawt tu big, nawt tu smal, nawt tu ‘xspensib…
and later, we’ll dizcuss.. herring!!!
my kitteh does the same thing! shes white and will only sleep on black clothes
Hay! Conga rats on ur braid wif Missy and Princess Mu!
Izzit too earlee fur martoonies?
Da folksez heer in lolcat land
Are certainly a berry merry band.
Eben when iz not yetz noonie
Dey iz drinkin a martoonie.
*applesoss wif pinkie paw pads n wissells*
Yew haz sush awai wif teh wurdings!!
In Cheezland, it awlwayz b afternoon sumwarez!!
*hands teh cween a martoonie*
cheez!
Oh, mai gudnesses! ware b mai mannerz??? I don’t bleev i haz metting u bfur, Ivory Bill. *extnding floofee paw* Welkum 2 Cheezland!!
an ai mus sayz Ivory Bill yur Joshua is teh berry beuteeful kitteh. Mines me of mai long gone Ezra 1/2 burmese n 1/2 albino siamese (hes moms ‘n dads was not to be in teh naughty barn) but works awt gud fur me! I gotted a frwee kitteh!
lovcharliecat — We don’t let Joshie hear compliments. He is already arrogant, and he doesn’t need help!
But thanks for da compliment, he says.
Takes floofy paw of cweenmj in my not-so-floofy one amd shaiks it.
OHai ebbreewun.
An ai’d laik to bee merry, too – so hoo’s got teh choklit martoonies??? They ar teh YUM!!!
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An mai ai extend felicitashuns to teh pretty braid of cheezpeeps? Ar we just sitting around, chatting an having ar martoonies and appetinis??? (ai think ai mite laik wun ov those next!)
{{{JCH4K}}}} In cheezland, soon az yoo come fru teh dawer you air wearin teh purrrrfect outfit for teh OKshun. Nebber matterz if yoo has teh sallit dressin onna blowse or teh black sok onna wun foot anna bloo sok onna uvver. Jess lyke at Ceiling Cat’s howse…. ebbreybody jess seez yoo for hoo you ar, nawt whut yoo waring. Yoo luk byootiful todai, aifinkso!!!
LOL!! Thanks, bobcatt! Speshulee teh part about teh blak an bloo sox – cuz ai just did that a fyoo daze ago! Just wuzn’t paying ene attenshun.
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An ai think we must remembur yur furst lion – fur teh nekst taim we hav a “come az yoo ar” partee.
YEsh! Annuver reazon to hav a partee…..
(did somebunny up inna fred say Appleteeny……..?????)
*handz janet a chokklit martoonee*
Cheez!
gud tu seeing u 2day, mai fren.
Tahnk yoo, cweenmj!
Cheez!!
*sip sip sip* Hmmmmm….yummmmm. *sip sip sip*
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An it is so nice to bee heer. *sip sip sip*
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Dont weerree – those ar just tineee sips.
Ohai,Janet !!
Hope teh weather on teh west side is as beeyotiful as teh east side !!
Ohai eekthecat.
Teh weather iz verreee byootful today. An iz spozed to be so in teh nekst sebral daze. Ai shud be out doing thingz – but heer ai am. . . where ai want to
bee!
Ai’ll go aut laytur wehn mai liddle nefyoos ar heer. They awlwayz want to be awn the pewter eneway!
Sit awn teh porch for us awl !!!
Any mowin going on ??
On a moar serious note…hope you and your family are doing well.
It was great that Whiskers got to go to the viewing.
{{{Janet}}}
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awlways a plezhure tu be inna yur cumpanee, aifinkso
Thank yoo too, Guinness Piggeh. And thank yoo VERREE much fur teh hand-up yesterday.
ai’m nawt at awl shur tath ai shud hav traide teh splits! LOL!! Indeed, , ai’m kwite shur ai shud nawt have!!
No!
Where were yoo??? Show me teh way, an ai will go an luk!
Onna “Dis hai?” – leeza-b adn Maus trikked me into it… but it was teh fun affer awl!
{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
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gotta go nao, Janet… see yu soon!
trikked u into it?
Hmph.
Oh noes… I fink u were all TU willing to strap urself into that chare…
oh, i seed taht, taht wuz teh funny an amayzing!! wut a graet adbenchure!
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{{{Chzfrends}}}
NEBBER too early for martoonies!
How bowt appletini? We had em at teh beech.
Mix: vodka, sour apple pucker, and Fresca.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I has to werk all day today so I needs one!
Oh,yesh…dat sownds good
**sippee,sippee**
Lawts uv runnin arownd todai.Had to go home at lunch(which iz a rarity) to check awn kittehs.Ai is goggie-sitting fer mai sister,and has to leev mai bebbehs alone at home til Tues.
Dey will only be gettin qwick bisits frum me til then.
double
U R welcum 4 teh hares dat remindz u of me all day. U wont be lonlee.
luvz u.
Does anyone know what type of breed this cat is?
Yer shert? Mai shert!
dat sweater needs sum fur
Ur shirt lacks teh fuzzy qwality — I fix dat.
beets mai blankee still ina dryer
Mus get cat harez awn clothez. Iz part ov mai jawb deskripshun.
ohai rhsb
how iz Uz, earlier in deh Uz said
U was not habing a gud day
here haz sum choclit maus pudding
you will feel bedder
{{{{rhsb}}}}
Chocklit mauses? Um….okay.
Ai has a beeg sad, mai meds r pleh an ai hasta see mai skin dockor awn Caturday. Iz jest a check up but ai still haet goin, skeered himz gonna remoov sumfin.
Ai stay unner the bed 4 a whiel.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
as lawng as hims nawt going 2 remobe ur hyumor adn u turns inna our lolllllolllololtroll eet will be otay.
but ai unnerstans dat eet mus feel laik pleh… so ai gibs u a blankie wib da cheezpeepsmap own eet. iffn u snuggles riet in… u beez huggded by da hoel whirld
wut a wundermus idea! A hug frum awl deh Cheezpeepz at wunst!!
Duz this meen we should stok Cheezwhirld blankies nekst to teh hunnert dollar trowels at the TyBooteek? Calla mannyfakcherer!!!!
Wud be wunnermus fing 2 hav round fur cheezfrens who haz lonelies. Will be berry popalur item, aifinkso!
Wii can has at teh LCB / GP Fashun Show plz?
Mr. Last frum, ai think, TY Wahn, iz teh offishul desiner an supplyer fur teh TY Boo Teek . we can ask Mr. Gibbocat if he can order tehm. Ai maiself wud LUV to haz wun!
But fur it to be awl up2daet, ebrywun gots to get onna map!
Ohai pk, pls tew inskruting ware teh noo map is? kthxbai
cweenmj be in charges nao, she put instrukshuns inna buncha threds lately, incloodin teh last wun wif teh kitten n teh blankkit. Just emayo her n she adds yu! (Fankyu cweenmj!)
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Hurz email is cweenmj@gmail.com
kthx pk adn 4.5k!!
I finkso dat b mai kew!
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Cheezpeepz Wantid
Wii wanting 2 gitz awl deh Cheezee Peepz on
deh Googlee map! Adn wii wanting to hab Cheezee Peepz on awl deh kontiee nentz! If u b reeding dis, u shud beeing on deh map.
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Wut map? u asking. Dis map:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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How I git on dis map? u asking.
Sending an emayo to: cweenmj@gmail.com
awl I needz iz ur ICHC name adn ur lokashun. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing.
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Dis b a nawsum map — so gud to seeing ware deh cheezpeepz b… I speshlee wud like 2 seeing peepz on ebery konteenent.
I putz on enneewun woo asking.
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Eben lurkerz. Adn trollz. I haz put on a cuppla Lurkerz awlreddee.
I don’t fink ennee trollz b dere, but I will putting on ennee wun hoo askingz.
Ooooh, fanks yew!!! Dis be berry gud tew knowings, ai sint yew mai info. Fanks agin!
AN ai can hardlee wayte to see teh LCB/GP Fashun Show! Iz there a dayte yet???
Yesh, Yesh, Yesh… Caturday teh Elebentyeth ob Okkitober at teh JCH4K Amphitheatre inna Cheezland – Modells WANTed!
will Uz come out if I dangles a furry mousie?
akshully it ar choklit moose pudding…
I iz lyke Uz I no like doctors
unless deh is DrTinyCat
but Uz haz to go
it ar gud for Uz
Ai kno iz gud 4 mi, but ai still haet goin. Ai can has Melanoma 2 tymes nao, sew tehy sed “U gotta see us ebery 6 monfs.” Ai sed, “Pleh”.
Iz awl jes 2 mush.
I unnerstandz {{{{rhsb}}}}
reguloor chekupz keepz Uz healfy
even if deh is pleh
here take dis floofy blankie
I haz a lubbed one who iz a surbibor of the bigC 2
haz to geddz chek up ebery 3 mnthz
can I bringz U a book and flashlite to read unner deh bed?
{{{{{{{rhsb and TK}}}}}}}}
fanks fikshunkitteh
plzstaiwellmaifrenkthxbai
Yes, deer rhsb. It IZ too mush.
But yoo MUST maek yurself do it eneway.
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{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Yoo can doo it. You just grip yur teef – an do it. Becuz yoo know yoo has too. An then yoo can come heer an bee wif yur fren, hoo will cuddle wif yoo and eben bring yoo buks an flashylites!
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Corse, it wud be better if we cud be there in purrrrson. But this iz awl we can doo rite now.
{{{rhsb}}} u tel dat doktor u kno sum cheezpeeps whoo wil “visit” him wif lolz uv doooom iffen he tries to remoov aniting frum u. Iffen dat doan skare him, nuffin wil
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
I’z had lotsa moles remooved.. itz not sew bad.
Teh shot stings a littul den u don’t feel a thing.
But maybee u won’t have anyfing to remoov!
Den u will have bin skeered for nuffin.
*puts a bowl of shwimps unner teh bed for snax*
U’ll has plentee of companee in a minnit, ifinkso!
Ai has lotsa skars frum habbin stuff taken awf. Ai calls em “Roth Marks” becawse dats the doktors naym.
Sumtymes him taeks awf sumfin an iz nuffin. Sumtymes him taeks awf sumfin an haz funky cells, sew him hasta taek moar. Sumtymes him nawt taek N-E fing.
Ai iz berry grumpee teh day ov teh bisit.
Aw… ai wud be berry grumpee 2! Nessessessessary fings iz nastee yusully. Raps up in siobhan’s map blankitt n alla cheezfrens be wif yu in spirit while yu be dere. {{{rhsb}}}
ai haz had 2 chunks tayken offa mai nose inna past yeer.
DO NAWT WANT.
Wif mai nawt seckund Melanoma, tehy tuk a chunk outta mai upper rite arm an did a skin graft frum mai butt!
Nao ai has butt-skin awn mai arm!
well, when ya tell people to kiss yer……you knowes….all ya gotta do is present yer arm, how cool is that?
duz mai butt luk fat in dis blouse??
roflmaopimpwtfbbq!!1!!
DITTO!!!!!
*audible chuckle being heard*
Ebbery male knows dat anser
If he wants to get in her pantser.
Yoo maded me laff rhsb! Hoep yoo donut mind.
Is teh pleh going for chekups adn getting fings remoobed. But fank gudness fur peeps who becum doctors n pafologists n reesurchurs n sabe odder peeps’ libes.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
Iz pleh tehy haz to cutt teh chunx owt. Butt (sory!) yu gotsta gett urslef chekked carefooly. Mi dadd iz ober-teh-brij frum a mlenamomamomama dat sneekied intu himz branes. Wii lubz owr rhsb adn DUZ NOT WANT!
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ya know, depending on how high yer bed is, that can be most cool. Like about 5′, then you can make yer bat-cave of ‘puter table, comfy chair and reading lamp, mini-fridge, and hot-pot for heating waddeer for tea or hot chokklit.
Iz nawt dat tall, Dan.
Ai usta sleep inna bed dat wuz abowt 2 feets offa grownd. Wuz kool.
ya have a ships ladder to get up onna bed, the platform is considerably larger than the bed. If the ceiling allows one is able to walk, or at least shuffle around and not fall off.
that sounds liek a dorm room!
I useta tape up noospaper arownd my dresser, (it wuz teh old fashuned kind, mostly mirror and only a coupla small drawers, so that u could pull a chare up to), and then I had a little hidey place underneath to reed in.
sounds lyke George Costanza’s desk!
I sorry, rhsb. I hopes yur dokter persun gits yur meds straitened owt an duzn’t has to remoov nuttin.
*reaches unner bed* Here’s some hot choklit an a fuzzy blankie.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
aww, {{{{{rhsb}}}}} iz pleh to go to teh doktor, spechully if tehy iz yoozin
sharp fings an cuttin on yoo an stuffs. but yoo gots to taek gud care ob yorself. we dont wants teh bad plah melanoma to gets yoo. fink ob it az gift yoo gib to yorself, taking care ob yorself so yoo lives longer an helfyer.
it is 7 AM — do yoo know where yoor werk clothes are?
tohk 2 er werk clothes about kittehs… b4 iz 2 laet!
Cumfee bed … cumfee shurt … remote & a vyoo of teh TV? Yup — dis is gud. Awl ai needs nao is a cheezburger.
Fanks furr eye oar ning et furr meh!! Nyce nd warm!!
sorry… woz u gonna ware dat? u still can… da hayrz will add da STYLE!
ALLYBALLY!! HAI!!!
oh – ai see. Yoo were heer kwite sum taim ago.
*britenz ala P d’B* But still – yoo were heer!
Yoo MUST go put yurself awn teh CheezMap. Moe maeded wun, but a troll borked it (we think) But tehn cweenmj maeded a noo wun, an iz in charj ov it so no wun can hurt it again. Just go to cweenmj@cweenmj.com an tell hur yur nayme and yur twon an countree – an purrhaps a liddle sentince about yurself 0ar place – laik ai put bai mine “on the shores ov teh beautiful Lake Michigan.”
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Ai think it’z awnlee yoo an Llyanthya and Paws4Thot hoo ar in Scotchland.
hai Janet!
an {{{janet}}} (hope diz rite way 2 gibs u huggiez?). Funneh u shud menshun da CheezMap… ai haz just sented emayl 2 cweenmj wif mai detayls! gibs me da happee 2 knoes ai am nawt da onlee Cheezfan in Skoterland… nao u haz an Orkney cheez (which iz vereh nomable and haz tastee!)
iz beddur wif u init tho
an mee awn tawp
furring Ur clothez
one shurt at a tyme
I iz kitteh
an I approves dis messij
I would also approve an offering of toona
kthx
*snerk*
If u puts a 8-anna-half-by-elebenty piece of paper on a footsball field and then put a kitteh on teh same footsball field and wait, teh kitteh will eventually locate and sit on teh piece of paper.
iz tru!
ebentullee? if iz wun uf mai katzes, will take 3 sekunts.
Eben fastur if iz a bawx!
*nodnodnodnodnodnodnodheadfallsoff*
Ai, ai, ai nawt hav wurds 2 agree nuff wif dis!
so, if I need to take teh kitteh to the v-e-t, I just needs to put some cleen laundries in teh carrier?
‘xcept iffn der’s a niec adn cleen peec ob cloth sumware on dat field 2… speshulleh iffn u wanted 2 were dat peec ob cloth fur an importland meeting.
an speshully iffn der is rilly gud contrast betweeeen teh kulor ob teh closes an teh kittehs!!!
haff yoo ever seen a kitteh run-in-place onna glossy maggiezine cova?
heee-larry-yussss!!!
My cat does that! She tore up Colin Farrell once.
Josie did tihs 2 mi wunse. Ai hadda blak skirt onna bed an hur wuz mostlee whyte.
U do teh maff.
same speriment would werk wiffa keybored, aifinkso! How menny tymez you tere typpin awayz, analluvasudden a floofy interloaper walks troo and you just said:
“asdhfsd;ofilj/er/d’gpdovkaep;kg:lfkgD” to yer boss.
Um… ai dunawt fink ai cn count dat hi…
Mai interwebz frenz c dat n jus say, “which kitteh?” But keybored nawt in use nawt intemerestin atawl.
nore is newzpepper nawt being red. Onlee wehn you wantz to akshully reeed the newzpepper, tehn the kitteh fallz ober exhausterated on teh middul ob teh pepper an goze to sleep.
Mahm’s kitteh did taht wif teh pie-yano!
Ai gots a pikshur ov it.
my tiger-kitteh (ober-teh-bridj) yoossed to sit on my mowse hand. him gotted to yooz teh computer an get a belleh-rub at teh same tiem!
Dat shert nawt luk warm enuff. Iz help yoo owt by donayting sum estra insulay… ensoola… warm fluffehs!
mai kitteh duzzint lyke mai comforter much — hee purr-furs to lie onna sheets insted — sew ai no can mayke teh bed!
or if ai duz get it mayde before hee gets tehre, ai pulls bak a corner for him to bee teh comfy.
mah yogeh kitteh lubs to put his head on the pillo when himz sleepz
himz ar bery cibilized
2 waek mi up, Josie got onna pillo abov mai hed and BITED teh tawp ov mai hed.
Mai hed, it musta had a flavr.
Ai get faes wash… kitteh toung berry berry berry ruff when applyd 2 forehead n eyelids. *wince*
oh, yesh it iz!! ai knoes, too!
*try blowing inna kitteh fayce when tehy duz taht. Tehy DO NAWT WANT.*
Is mikrodermabrashun. Keep yu lookin yung. An no cawst yu lotsa monees like teh fansy spa.
exfoliation…….the tastee way.
mine epidermaus…. it haz a flavr!
Ur hair haz a flavor
but gooshie fud is bedder!
mah kittehs will sometimes lick mah closed eyelids
wid deir scratchee tungs
ouch..
not so grate akshully
Ai nawt cn membur last tiem mai kittehs let me maek teh bed. So alla cyoot pikshoors uv kittehs sleepin onna bed, dey sho teh bed all messt up, ebry tiem! (n den tere’s alla fun of puttin cleeen sheets onna bed, wif dose mysteryus lumps dat form…)
Ohai, mai kitteh jess puttings hisslef ware hims wanting tew be. Unner comfurtur anonna sheet oar unner bofe antween sheets. Sew nyse wen fur sleepin wif floof goin inna noes… hachuuu :rolls:
oh, mai liddul Mia kitteh jus *finallee* figgered owt how to do tihs! she hazza fleecey blankee onna bak uv sofa an teh other nite it wuz teh cold an she wuz snuggled up under part uv it. clebber kitteh!
Ai cud alwaiz tayle wen Josie got cold. Ai wud fell floof unner teh cuvvers, next 2 mai legz.
mai kittehs looooove changes teh sheetz dai !! wren yoo flap the sheet up adn eet floatz shlowwlee down dey be pouncin on the ‘air bobools aura rushin tew get undaneath then attackin the sheet azz it comes down on em… mai beautiful expensiff bed clothes… lettuce mii nawt shows yoo them.
Ai nawt bother 2 by spensiv fings fur bed.
Mai 3 awl dive unner or wun nawt dive n den pouncypouncy teh wuns unnerneeth… it taek a lawng tiem 2 amek beds wif kittehs helping, aifinkso, aido!
*nods nowinglee*
Ai bys teh kwilts onna cheep, kin be washings lotsnlost adn awlees haz it leest 4 oar moar. Wen we haz changing teh sheets adn cubbers, owld ‘derty’ kwilt gose innakorner sew kitteh kin sleepings onna ‘bork in’ cubbers. Butts mayk shur tew washing B4 bork in kwilts 2 hi (lyk prints S enna P styl) tew hi adn no kleenin floofy wuns to puttings onna bed
yu noe whut dat tells meh tessm? dat tells meh dat uz a reely wunnerful kittehmommy
{{{tessm}}}
*rubs toe in durt*
naow, lemme chek mai agendathingy…..yep, ai haz 2 shed de wite hares awn de bloo shirt & de oringe hares awn de wite duvet. chek! doan wanna get dat mixed upz!
given that 85% of my wardrobe is black (for obvious reasons), from the skin out, anytime I have to change clothes and someone witnesses the odd collection of multi-colored hair on my undergarments. I have some explaining to do.
not obvious 2 me..
why is dey blak
I haz a curious..
my handle here says it all. stage blacks, ya gotta wear black, non-reflective clothing for show-call.
what does stage hand akshully does
I not noez, sets up equipments, sets mebbeh?
but still doesn’t unnerstand why cloz haz to be black
(is it so Uz cannot be seen?)
mah lack of knlodig of intrikusies of theatrical arts
let me shoz U it
we are the folks behind the green curtian. all that you’ve said plus set/scene changes, cable paging a.k.a. camera grip, props, costuming, puppetry, what ever the production needs usually.
don’t forget: irritate teh stage manager.
more like get flogged BY the stage manager.
Ai red tihs as “imitate teh stage manager”.
Wuld dat be “stand arownd and say ‘duh’” ??
I wud NEVER!
:blush:
U knows ai wuld nebber say dat abowt YOU,lubbely Leeza !!
never..(looks sly)..never ever?..(one eyebrow up)
R u saying u need a flogging, Dan?
*one eyebrow up as well*
c’est depends, upon jzzoost ooo yoo ahsk. some request a more……enerjzzetique punnishment.
Ohhhhh…floggings!!!
**Pulls up chair,waits for fun to begin **
Cat o’ nine tales! Yarrr!
Heer.. I am also known as The Whipstress.
Doo yoo, m’sieur, need some
ahn-coorazh-mint to tell ze truth?
We know yoo ‘ave a secret.
Doo not make me resort to.. unyoozhual
methods, s’il vous plait?
*sound of crickets chirpin*
Hmm… I wunder if someone tolled him teh onlee
xperiense I has wif whippin iz wif teh skwirrlz?
*goes back to hav anodder martooni wif DK*
Mebbe u skeered hims awai !
nope, my leash went off…..
Skeered? Of l’il ole me?
*innosent luk*
Leash?
Explain yourself, sir!
Guy in black,with an electronic leesh arownd his neck.
Dese visuals are killin me.
Sumtimes inna kilt….
for the uninitiated, in this case, leash= two-way radio, although calling it a choke-chain wouldn’t be unheard of.
utilikilts, the working versions, come in black.
8O, wif pointee studz? Oh mai!!
dang!
I got so discombobulated at teh leesh image
in my hed I missed teh 3:00 pic!
Fokus, Leeza, fokus.
kilts… leashes…
I’m tryin, dangit!!
Oh heck.
*presses red buttun on bwacelett and
sends self to NB*
then yer not gonna like this one, one of the local production ladies feels that it is far too distracting when I’m installing chairs. Take the usual get-up and add hard-shell kneepads that look not unlike armor. She says bad things to/about me over that.
Do you need me to come talk to her
Dan? I meen really. Just becoz ur standing
dere all in blak, armored up and kilted, kinda like teh
blak knight… uh..
*swoon*
I just cannot affore $230 or $290 (plus shipping) for a kilt. So, yer mental images are safe…….sort of. (insert evil grin…..here)
*subtracts kilt from image*
*but adds prop sword*
*still feels swoony*
(feeling the need to torture)
okay….right, sword..shield, black sweat-pants, tan “billabong bombers” tank top, black boots and a boonie hat, hair and beard….wild and free
.
In the middle of sword&shield stage combat fight
U has a meen streek Dan.
I can always put on my piratey wench owtfit
ya know.
Compleet wif bustier. And boots.
And skirt torn in a
fortunateunfortunate location…
Oh, and that comes wif rum too.
ah, and the pic described, in one of those I actually found. I haven’t gotten permission from my combat partner to post his pic, so unless I can crop it successfully I don’t feel right about putting it on the internet.
I wuz wondering abowt that!
Well… I has to go get in teh gas lines.
I haven’t heard anyone say much about it here,
but it’s been a madhowse in Charlotte.. we can
has a gas shortage, and people are
getting in fights, etc. I’ve been puttin it off,
but can’t do it any longer…. *sigh*
*re-inserts kilt into mental image*
*
*onlee to keep from bein bored while I’m in teh gas lines
*and goes off on a quest for fuel*
seppin done teh whyte floofiez glow inna blacklyte? Muss be glowifferous wen inna blacklyte!
(uzez Rikky Rikardo boice) stagehanddannnnnnn, u gotz sum splainin 2 dew!
Ai knows u has to wear blak fer yer stagehand jawb,but ai wuz just imaginin u as a mime!!
**giggol**
yikes
noe, he just warin’ blak until dey comes up wif sumthin darker….
me tu, SHDan…Ai nawt stage han, but Ai rides Harley, sew manny blak items in MAI klosit, tu. Needa blak kitteh to compleet ensemble….
scoose me mr. dan… but… uz sure dem peeps bee looking at da hair awn ur undergarmins? b-cuz… ai cud ‘majin dem bees looking at… uh… sum otter… uh… fings. *runs a way blushin*
that’s one of the wonderful things about a dark and monochromatic wardrobe, shadows become yer friends, and details are difficult to observe. Something for which I give thanks onna regular basis.
**Hmmmmm**
**Eeck considers such a wardrobe for her job**
Now THAT iz wun ov teh moast enigmatic filled wif sordid pawssibul meenings sentinces ai hav hurd/scene in a LONG taim.
*bows*
Got anyfing for an encore ??
nawt teh bed, itz ur shirt… iz maeking it “floofy” by spreading meh!!
Why duz kittehs alwayz shed
While dey is lying on da bed
An sumfin dat makes it eben worser
Is dat da kitteh will go firs fer
Textiles wif witch he has contrast
Den da kitteh duz shedz so fast.
clappity clappity! bwavo, bwavo!!!
Bravo! Bravo! *clappitee clappitee floofee pausez*
*noddings*
Rilly, lemme shows yew it (nawt) hao kleen ntydee wen der hab enuff floof tew nit oar kroshay noo kitteh
U haz gibbed us a idea keen
Fur doze ob uz who like libbin green
Gib a spinnin weel a whir
An make teh yarns frum kitteh fur.
Talent. U has it.
troo dat! Welcome Ivory Bill! you hazza funny!
ohai ivory bill, ai is a knitter nawt a spinner but ai knoews taht teh spinnerz duz tihs fairly offen wiv teh goggie fur — kitteh fur nawt sew grate for teh spinnin maybee? ai will haz to fynd owt!
Ai member seeing pikshur wunce uv ladee wif 5 calico kittehs n she maed sweater frum teh kitteh furs n teh pikshur wuz uv dem awl matchin!
Mebbe it wurk fur sum kittehs n nawt odders, cuz kittehs hav sooooo much differenses in furs.
Don’t no about ennybuddy eltz, but if tere wuz a market for kitteh furz for knittin or spinnin I could support my fambly or mebbeh eben bail out Wawl Street!
Hay guise, me again. U has been most genrus in gibbing ur lubs and ur moneys to honor our fren JCH4K. I has just looked at our balance and we is SO close to a nice round number that I am shamelessly soliciting those of u who has hesimatated to take a few moments of ur time and gib just a money or 2 here:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
U can also leave a message for Janet here, whether u gived a money or not:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4kmessages.html
sry OT, butts ennywun kreept owt bai picher ob ad man eetings spyder? *shudders*
Man-eating spyder???
*runsawaifast*
Ha! GMRAF, 4.5K!
YES!! Wuz wunnering iffin ebbebudee seeings saym syd ads? Bizarre foods on Travel Channel…
Dat iz whut ai’m seein….
HATE dat show….gud as an appetite supressant,howebber..
Mai hooman chyld an I watch dat show togedder. We lieks teh gross-owt faktor.
Dats wy eye prefer hanging out down here at teh bawtum ob teh freds ware there are no scarree fings onna sidebar.
Man-eetings spider? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
*runsawayfast*
*remember that I is a womans*
*runsbackfast*
(srsly, AdBlock on Firefox is ur fren. I no sees that stuffs.)
Man-eetings spyder???
.
Mai hoomin lieks teh cheezburgers, nawt spyders aifinkso.
Ofanks, lcb! Ai will fynding dis noo fren adn inter…intru…saiing ohai n stuffs.
Iz a berry gud fren. Ai be frenz wif it alreddy. It berry frenly n stuffs. Nawt maek yu see ickinesses in ads.
Donut be askeered, lcb. Is nawt a man-eetin spyder. Is a man eetin a spyder.
Nawt sew grate akchooly.
Which man? I has to knoes who not to smooch!
dat is the reason I cud never do Survivor.
when teh brot owt teh bugs, I wud has to kwit.
*shiver*
Ai nawt sure who eetings who, but whoeber doin teh eetings… ai gettings outta here rite nao! *runrunwarp9*
runs and stands on the table..
spiders do not want.
Mii, ai lieks teh bugs… butt nawt to eet!!
GMTA! Srsy, ai lieks tew woch bugs olny frum farawai, speshlee skeery oar bignhairee kyns. Butts due liek tew seeing spyder inna web adn prayin mentils kechin fuds n stuffs…
Iffin tehy gitting neer oar awn me, ai jumpin flappin skreemin liek a gurl…well, um akshully ai am a gurl
Yoo is nawt shur yoo beez a gurl? Yoo mite wanna luk into taht!
lol DK, ai shur ai a gurl, juss nawt furst gessin mai ‘jumpin flappin skreemin liek a gurl’ comintz. Yes, it seems ai has aweez ben a gurl, leest asfar as ai kin beremeber… :giglol:
I’d rather tutch a snaky.
Matter of fact, there wuz a snayke on teh deck at teh beech last week, I had to run it off b/c teh otter girlz were skared uv it. But teh WATERBUG… oh noes!!
runawayrunawayrunaway!!!!!!!
Ai’n nawt too fond of wadder snakes, if wii R in teh wadder at teh saem time…
well dat’s diffrent!
hay DK, didjoo get one ov teh apple martoonies I maded? see ↑
Ai did, fank yoo! Ai R still sipping onnit – it beez teh yummy!
*sips martoonie while alter ego plays above*
So didja get a noo car??
Yas! A 2008 Honda Cibic coupe, ‘lectrik blu. Sportee n phun to dribe! Adn it’ll be mien, all mien, in onlee 5 yeers!
Yays!! Dat calls for anudder drink!
*pours 2 more martoonies*
Congrats on yur noo car.. sownds spiffee!
Cheez!
Cheez! *klinkee glasses*
Hay, dis martoonie goes gud wif Fronsch nilla eyes creem n chonklitt soss! Wud yoo liking sum?
*hands Leeza a hyooj bowl ob eyes creem wif dark chonklitt soss wif reel creem innit* There’s lots more, guise!
oo yes plzthxImonsugaroverlode!
well maybee just teh i-scream wiffowt teh soss.
I still has one more beech trip to think abowt.
Fur mii, teh eyes creem is meerlee an ekskuce to habbing teh soss…
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! put on yor party clothes, tasetfully aksented wif kitteh haire ob many colurs, an com hab some fancy petty fours, fizzy frooty punch, an goodie bags wif yoyos, shiny pensils, erasers shaypd like zoo aminols, an puffy kitteh stickers wif googly eyes!
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Ooohhh, petty fours, n yoyos, n kitteh stikkers wif googlee eises! Do want!!! It’s almost mai birfdai… Waol, in 8 munfs… Duz taht cownt?
teh treets an goodie bagses are for all teh party guests, not just teh burfday peeps!!
Oh fnaks, burfday fairee! Yoo R so kynde!
ohai, heerz teh laytest on happycat an shiro. if anywun knowz more tahn me abowt 2-kitteh behayvyur, mebbee yoo kan splain dis to me. erly dis mornin i heerd runnin of paws all ober teh howse, tehy stoppd in teh bedroom an sumwun (i fink shiro) hissed. tehre’s still a little hissing goin on, mainly ober matter of persunal space an don’t sniff me too hard riet tehre, plzkthxhiss. silense for a moment, tehn teh thunderin ob pawbeats agin, tehn it stops agin but no hissin dis time. i gotted up to see wut wuz goin on. shiro started runnin, happycat taked off aftur him, tehn tehy bof just stopped an stared at eech ovver for a few minutes. no hissin, no growlin (akshully, tehy stoppd growling at eech ovver sumtime munday ebening), no puffy tails or anyfing liek taht. tehn shiro ran off agin an happycat runned after him. same fing sevral times over. shiro wented owt for a wile, came bak in, an tehy did it agin. teh last time, it luked liek shiro wuz almost running in taht “powncy” kind ob way insted ob teh “running away” kind ob way. not shur if tehy wuz playing chase or just chasing. opinyuns welkomd.
oh, an shiro letted happycat sniff himz tayl (not himz under-teh-tayl) an bak wile him wuz eeting dis morning, an not skolded him until happycat steppd on hims tayl.
Hai LM!! Wen I had deh multicat howse, it alwayz b hazzing deh thundering pawz frum wun end uv howse to uzzer. Dey wud stop, ressle, den thunder deh uzzer way frew deh howse. Furst Milton wud chase Muffin, den Muffin wud chase Milton. Sum timez wif hissing, sometimes wifowt. Den dey wud washing ee chudderz adn taking a nap 2gezzer. Muffin wuz awlwayz deh Queen B1tch, tho. She reserved deh rite to hissing at enneewun at enneetime. I think she had permanent PMS.
Sownds liek mai meezer Jinks!
ha! and my Thelma.
there’s always one!
Or 3.
hee hee hee cat stampede!
Ai yusta has dem, tu. Dey lubs to scrimmage, Ai finks….
shiro yoosed to play chayse wif himz brudder, hoo disappeerd a cupple yeerz ago.
tehn him wuz alwayz wantin to play chayse wif me.. not shur how playin chayse mite be diffrent wif a noo kitteh brout in az compared to two littermates hoo alwayz bin togevver.
LOLz. no gurlz heer, so no PMS. i iz way owt-numbered now, 4 to wun.
Sownds liek playin to me !!
Ai fink u has sukksessfully integrated Happycat into yer home !!
I fink ur rite eeck.. sownds liek playin!
I hope mine will get to that point one day.
I did see Thelma chasin Gummi a little bit this am wiffowt hissin…
*holds owt hopes*
LM, u has two ‘he’s’ now rite? I wonder how much diff that makes? Wether 2 bois, 2 gurls, or mix of bof?
yes, iz two “himz.” i reeded a bunch ob artikles online abowt intordoosin noo kitteh to wun taht wuz alreddy tehre, an basikly non ob tehm agreed on wut wurks best or worst, 2 himz, 2 herz, or wun ob eech. assumin, ob corse, taht tehy iz all fixded. my shiro iz very non-territorial for a boi-kitteh, eben wun tahts bin tootored. so it prolly depends on teh pursunalitees inbolbed as much az anyfing. corse, we didn’t hab a choyse ob gender, happycat only camed in teh “he” opshun, so i wuz just hopin for teh best. so far so gud, tho. iz only day 5 an tehy iz co-eggsisting pretty peesefully.
I fink dat sownd super, LM, and itz much faster dan it was wif my noo kitteh intro!
tehy say it kan taek weeks or eben munfs. fankfully dis haz not taked qwite taht long.
i finkso this is plaii-ying !! i haz da vry naturally mix of ages wit 2 girls & 4 boiz all aura fixted of course. there will & shud always be sum hisses & swattz — i gauranttee yoo would have known at wunce if a death match was tew happen. sumtimes sumone er annudder of mai kittehs scream like “i iz bean killed really i iz getting murdaded” & i go tew sea and nuthin more haz happend than a winder seat was “stolen”
tahts wut my huzbin sed, if tehy wuz fitin tehre wuldn’t be any qwestion abowt it.
Yep. If dey fightings fur reel, there’ll be absolomutelee nawt the slightest doubt in yur mind!
oh gud. so now shiro kan haz sumwun to play chayse wif besides me!
Iffin 2 bois,at leest no PMS !!
LOL, taht’s troo! tehse guys are bof pretty mello, happycat wuz stressded owt reel bad at furst but him seems more relxed an sekyure now. shiro iz very cawshus kitteh, timid eben, but also cyurious, an i figyured that cyurious wuld ebenchully win owt.
no is not. it iz too stinkeey!
is that a dress? am i the only one who thinks that looks like the dress from Anastasia?
It is totally creepy to see my cat on the front page of ichc.
Fame has already gone to Tigger’s head and he bit me after seeing this. Sigh.
Synce Tigger haz awlreddy achieveded sooper-staur stahtus, hims probly feals him shud bees geyttyng teh redd-caurpit treetmint allatiem;
Hims haz noes dowbt foargottid taht teh wun hoo wields teh kan-oapenure bees teh ‘kyng ov teh hill’, nawt ‘tigure foar a daiy’!!!!!
(BTW, Cungradumalashuns awn yuur acheevemint!!!111!!!!)
koool so funy
Javy,
Mira esta foto!!!
i fink da hoomin will be mad
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