Comments on: teh rooster called in sick todeh

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:01:19 +0000

Wutta sad storree; Ai hayte iyt wen teh pets dysappeers liek taht;
Cirkul ov Lief; gibbs me a byg sad sumetiems……

By: Lou Wilson

Lou Wilson — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:36:01 +0000

I don’t know how this picture got here, but that was my cat Jimmy. I took the picture in the spring of ‘06, in Aurora, Oregon. He disappeared in Sept. of 07, probably dinner for a coyote.

You can’t make it out in the haze, but Mt. Hood is in the background behind the cat.

We DID have a rooster at the time – a beautiful Aruacana. Some critters made off with him, too, only left a few feathers behind. We replaced him with a fighting cock, and some time later he showed up bedraggled and with blood and dog hair on him.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:59:46 +0000

Wel, kitteh, soe yuu doan hasta sittez aowt tehre awl daiy laung and doan hasta iyncessintlee mmmmmmrrrrroooooaaaawww, weez gunna draggez aowt teh auld GrandMuvver Klok frum teh libbing ruum; afture weez geddit mowntid onna poal, yuu kans goe tuu plaiy;
(Jes hoep iyt duzn’t raiyne!!!!!)

By: plasticat

plasticat — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:30:37 +0000

fanx siobhan ai luz soo much stuff: sunglasses,pencils,marbles-akajinlee homewurks…….

By: divaofpanic20

divaofpanic20 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:14:05 +0000

teh erlee cat getz da birdiez!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:38:22 +0000

Mai Rani Purrzhun sez “IK”.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:09:21 +0000

he’s prolly gayned abowt elebenty duzen pownds sinse romeow furst fownd him. him’z a big boy. an him wants to eet ALL TEH TEIM!!1!! himz gonna get himself re-naymed “mooch” or “mr. piggeh” if himz not kareful. i’ll post wut him an shiro wuz doing on a higher-up lol, see if wnywun kan figyure owt wut theys up to. did yoo see some ob yor tendrils in teh pickshur ob me an romeow?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:19:49 +0000

ohai, lunarmommy!! is dis a nupdate on happyCat?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:16:39 +0000

Dean, aka wot we renaemed himsDeanie Baby, the cat weir katsittink for, goes MEEP!!!!!!!!!
he alsew has “hork” in hims repertoire. ew.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:13:26 +0000

eben bettr tahn a rooster iz a graet big happycat taht wants himz gushifud at early-morning o’clock an lets yoo kno by walkin all ober yoo wen yoo’z sleepin. oof.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:08:57 +0000

kitteh cleers frowt *hem hem* flingz owt pawz wide open & startz 2 singggg….

♫ O wat a beyewtiful moarnin! O was a beyewtiful daiiii!♫

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:06:04 +0000

Bill Door be writin awn a lil chawk board & sayin 2 kittehrooster-YOU WILL READ DIS an kittehrooster knos him bedder lern 2 reed reel fast. (dat wuns mai faborite Discworld buuk!)

By: cSmall

cSmall — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:05:07 +0000

an Beatlols via JD: Mother Nature’s Son

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:54:50 +0000

mee fower!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:54:16 +0000

Gud mornin, PdB! GMTA! Saw ur posts from yestirdai. Hai, hai, hai! Dis kitteh luvs 2 sai hai!

By: KCTailkinker

KCTailkinker — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:50:09 +0000

Foghorn Leghorn to Henery Hawk da chickenhawk: Boy..That’s a joke… I say, that’s a joke, son. Ya gotit awl rong, son! Ohai Leez-b! TTTTThhhhat’s awl, folks!

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:48:03 +0000

ding dong, teh ~~lolcat meme~~ troll iz ded!
wich old trol? the lol-lol troll!
ding dong, teh stoopy troll is ded!
wayke up – sleepee hed, rub yoar eyez, get out uv bed (lyke teh piksur!)
wayke up, teh stoopy trol iz ded!
itz gone wher teh lol-trolz go,
wherez taht? who carez, don’t know.
Yo-ho, (lyke teh pyrates!), letz open up an seeeeeng
an ring teh bellz out!

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:34:36 +0000

do nawt gib up yetz, mai cween! ai onlee saw yur nounsmint foar teh furst tyme onna 9/24.
ai cannot haz teh tyme 2 reed *alla* commints on *ebbery* pikshur. ai wishes ai did, tho! wud bee teh grate.

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:31:20 +0000

inna Fronsch, teh rooster sez, “co co ri co!”
an teh kitteh sez, “miaou”
mai fave wuz teh piggy who sez, “gron gron gron”
heerz a grate link! http://www.flippyscatpage.com/catsmeow.html

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:30:13 +0000

i finkso we should taek up a collekshun 0 round tuits &
sendim on a trainink espedishun and bakashun to see Aunt Artie Kah, no?
http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shortsharpscience/2007/12/happy-camping-in-antartica.html

By: prysmatikitteh

prysmatikitteh — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:16:17 +0000

http://www.flippyscatpage.com/catsmeow.html Dere we go… if WP eber actually shows dis wif a linkie in it.

By: prysmatikitteh

prysmatikitteh — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:08:12 +0000

Ai fink it iz. Ai sure ai saw list once sumwheres uv alla ways diffrent peeps rite daon kitteh noize. Mebbe ai cn find…

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:00:13 +0000

I’z like annipuss: cock-a-doodul-doo!

*ponders*
Wunder if it’s teh same for ‘meow’?

By: pinkcyootekitteeh

pinkcyootekitteeh — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:47:17 +0000

ai haz ” kee kee ree kee!!!!!!!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:44:11 +0000

i finkso him shud b prof ishint in wun job b4 wii gibz him a nuzzer.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:42:23 +0000

Err-er-er-Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:33:14 +0000

hey cween, whynot Nom i Nate Prof d’Beakr fr cork jester?
hee can dew dubbul dooTy?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:29:57 +0000

i can has heard dat eech culchure heers/notates teh rooster crwo in uneak wayz.
Fur instanz, Prubians use “cocoroco”‘,Cockledoodledoo is wot i lernt. anybudy got any otters?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:27:15 +0000

me thwee!

By: fuzzy_dragon

fuzzy_dragon — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:14:49 +0000

dey haznt alweady?! I tot tehy hadz taken ober….. stoopi puter lize to meh again…..

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:35:31 +0000

boy, I say, BOY, r ya lissnin???

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:26:35 +0000

i noez wair sum uzer peepz b, but i not putting dem on dis map unless dey b asking mii 2 putting dem on.

By: judson

judson — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:19:53 +0000

I Luvved dat liddle Chicken Hawk…
“I’m a Chicken Hawk and Yer a chicken!”
“Whoa, hole on jest a ding dang minnum thar boy!”

By: starling

starling — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:09:10 +0000

Dock-a-loodle-fod.

Farmur be gibbin kitteh leetle noat wiv “cock-a-doodle-doo” awn eet, but kitteh be sidlexics.

(thank you, Mr Pratchett)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:06:26 +0000

I had a kittee hoo likinged 2 b a vulchure. Hur wud sit on deh top uv deh fridge or kik deh bookz off deh top bookshelf adn take it over so hur kud lukking down on deh whirrlld. Wii sed hur wuz Vulchuring wen she did dat.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:03:22 +0000

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:57:50 +0000

oh oh i wants sum!
and it waz a gentle hedbonk so it shouldnt hurt much…
*nomnomnom sum mint*

By: prysmatikitteh

prysmatikitteh — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:55:18 +0000

Iz risk uv lolspeak, aifinkso. Iz hard sumtiems 2 tell if iz typo or nawt! Sleep tite, nawt let kittehs bite!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:55:15 +0000

Foghorn Lolhorn kitteh is lukking for teh chikkin hawk

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:55:05 +0000

An feed mii gushy fudz!

By: judson

judson — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:54:14 +0000

Oh No No No my cween! I Begs to differ, yew fink as fast an as well as anybuddy I haz eber knowed, I just fink differmint. Axualy when I sawed dis pic wut went frew my mynd wus Snoppy being a vulture, but dat wus nawt too complimentary to dis pretty kitteh.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:53:33 +0000

*wif handz ober eerz adn just a tuch uv sarkasm in voice*
Fanks, Pd’B!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:53:10 +0000

*sniff*
did a cow burp in heer?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:49:32 +0000

Baarish. Got it. (got it outside, too). thnx, Hashim.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:47:52 +0000

ai second that! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{lolllllllllolololol}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:47:23 +0000

hmmm. nope, ai duzzn’t noes ob any lol-loving sine-tists anyways, let alones wunz going to teh Ant Artic. but mebbe we can finds sum…
*faces south*
*yells real loud*
HEY … ANYBUDDY DOWN AT MCMURDO? CUM JOIN. YOU IS NEEDED TO REPRESENT YER CONTINENT !!11!!
we’ll see if taht werks.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:46:36 +0000

*blink fur da blonk on da hed* wowser… fankies… ai bees honord oh gweat hashim khan… adn mai innur hedhurt nao is concurde bai outer hedhurt adn 2 negatives maek a positiv… so… aiz well… ai fink.

*noms sum mintfillded chokklit sticks*

yumm… n-e-bodeh wuns some 2es?

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:44:42 +0000

Wii alzo r missing NZ. Wii had wun on uther map, butz dey habbent put demselfz on da noo wun.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:43:42 +0000

ohh… bad day tehn….
k, rain. Teh wurd rain iz called “Baarish” and Baa is liek a Baabaa black sheep….
u noes wat i mean rite??
k, todayz wurd, baarish, check!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:40:38 +0000

Speeking uv deh map, Fleep, duz u b noeing ennee lol-luving
syuntistz dat b going to deh Auntee Arktika??? I wud deerly b
lubbing 2 putting a marker on ebryy continent!! Wii still b
needing Africa, tu. (AfriCat akshullee b in Saudi Arabia.)