teh rooster called in sick todeh
teh rooster called in sick todeh I fill in fur him
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scarwe crow, ur doin it right!!
Congrats, an salaam Hashim!
fanks u Annipuss!!
would u liek to sillybrate too??
Yiss, but Ai haz 2 go soon 2 catsh teh trane to teh cheezmeet
oh yesh!!
tahts teh best reward eber!!
couldnt miss ur nawt sekund, could u??
Muss go naow, Ai will gib a riport bowt teh cheezmeet l8tr. Kthxbai!
kthxenjoi!! XD
i haz a jelous…
siiiiigggghhhhh
me two….
me thwee!
mee fower!
Weez can goez to Tye Buutiik???
ob course!!
Yiss, less go der Ai wanna tirara fur teh cheezmeet!
KFC… You did it right!
Cokk a doodle meeow
Meow a doodle doo?
i can has heard dat eech culchure heers/notates teh rooster crwo in uneak wayz.
Fur instanz, Prubians use “cocoroco”‘,Cockledoodledoo is wot i lernt. anybudy got any otters?
Err-er-er-Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
ai haz ” kee kee ree kee!!!!!!!!!!
I’z like annipuss: cock-a-doodul-doo!
*ponders*
Wunder if it’s teh same for ‘meow’?
Ai fink it iz. Ai sure ai saw list once sumwheres uv alla ways diffrent peeps rite daon kitteh noize. Mebbe ai cn find…
http://www.flippyscatpage.com/catsmeow.html Dere we go… if WP eber actually shows dis wif a linkie in it.
inna Fronsch, teh rooster sez, “co co ri co!”
an teh kitteh sez, “miaou”
mai fave wuz teh piggy who sez, “gron gron gron”
heerz a grate link! http://www.flippyscatpage.com/catsmeow.html
Dean, aka wot we renaemed himsDeanie Baby, the cat weir katsittink for, goes MEEP!!!!!!!!!
he alsew has “hork” in hims repertoire. ew.
Mai Rani Purrzhun sez “IK”.
Nowz GET UP!!!!!!
An feed mii gushy fudz!
Ai haz an eggsiteid! Ai aer goin 2 meet Ambercat, Lyanthya, Martoonie, Tidmum an Yvi in 2 owerz tiem at teh Lunnon Internashunul Cheezmeet.
ai hoep we gits 2 sees picshurs ob awl ab da niece cheezpeeps der
hab lawts ob fun at da meet
Oh My! I haz a jelluss too. BIG {{{{ }}}}} to alla Cheezpeeps across teh paw-nd. Mebbeh sumdai we can haz a worldwide cheezmeet combenshun!!??
*whispers*
*very quietly*
goes to the cheezmap, mane-taned by our noble cween, and look at all of teh little balooney-things in teh area of London, TTI. Wun of tehm is relevant to your interests. But donut tell annipuss.
*shhhh*
*whisspurrz: U will haz tu zooming in berry, berry klose 2 seeing dat dere b 2 diffrunt, but related, markerz.
*shhhhh*
Speeking uv deh map, Fleep, duz u b noeing ennee lol-luving
syuntistz dat b going to deh Auntee Arktika??? I wud deerly b
lubbing 2 putting a marker on ebryy continent!! Wii still b
needing Africa, tu. (AfriCat akshullee b in Saudi Arabia.)
Wii alzo r missing NZ. Wii had wun on uther map, butz dey habbent put demselfz on da noo wun.
i noez wair sum uzer peepz b, but i not putting dem on dis map unless dey b asking mii 2 putting dem on.
do nawt gib up yetz, mai cween! ai onlee saw yur nounsmint foar teh furst tyme onna 9/24.
ai wishes ai did, tho! wud bee teh grate.
ai cannot haz teh tyme 2 reed *alla* commints on *ebbery* pikshur.
hmmm. nope, ai duzzn’t noes ob any lol-loving sine-tists anyways, let alones wunz going to teh Ant Artic. but mebbe we can finds sum…
*faces south*
*yells real loud*
HEY … ANYBUDDY DOWN AT MCMURDO? CUM JOIN. YOU IS NEEDED TO REPRESENT YER CONTINENT !!11!!
we’ll see if taht werks.
*wif handz ober eerz adn just a tuch uv sarkasm in voice*
Fanks, Pd’B!!
hey cween, whynot Nom i Nate Prof d’Beakr fr cork jester?
hee can dew dubbul dooTy?
i finkso him shud b prof ishint in wun job b4 wii gibz him a nuzzer.
i finkso we should taek up a collekshun 0 round tuits &
sendim on a trainink espedishun and bakashun to see Aunt Artie Kah, no?
http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shortsharpscience/2007/12/happy-camping-in-antartica.html
tho he b better at teh job
dern-stupey puter not quick enuf for mah fastness, tackstoo minutes to refresh nda ai b late by a minute
Ai fink puterz do dat awn purrpuss 2 sho hoo iz boss!
ai agwee pooters b ebil- they takes ober teh whole world soon enuf ai can tell…
The slowness you find annoyink mite be because of yer choice of browser. I find dat Fyrefawx, my nawt sekkund choice ob browsers, is nawt so good fer ICHC.
ai wish ai had such a good xcuse 2… wib me is jes dat mai fingurs sumtiems strugglol wib mai bwain. ^^
dey haznt alweady?! I tot tehy hadz taken ober….. stoopi puter lize to meh again…..
ohhh… iz so sowwy fur u plasticat… stoopy computer….
u know, u should “Upgrade ur ram” by a kitteh, tahtshould do
az ai always say *Clears throat* ‘Ai wud if ai could nda ai shud -but ai won’t’
sides a nodder little kitteh inside meh pooter Phew ai don’t think tere b enuff room……..
ohh…. i fink a spanking would do teh trick
mai b-k pooter comes here
Wek! meow! meow!
teh rooster *burp* waz nawt found so *burp* here i am!!
*buuuurp!!* sowwy fur taht… it must be sumfin i ate… heheh…
*walks along thru cheezland taking in sites an tryin not to trip an fall while whistlein ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’* Ai lubs cheezland! *goes to turn corner onto JCH4K BLVD. when SLAM runs headfurst into tree dat waz nebber der b4* OW! *losesconsciousness-AGAIN*
*iz walking through cheezland when seez a shadow ahead*
*i goes ahead adn seez to mah astonishment taht… taht… its plasticat!!*
*runs to teh ty booteek and gets a stretcher and cumz bak, puts plasticat on it and callz dr.tinycat fur teh healing thingy…*
*dr.tinycat cumz in*
*screw screw screw*
*KLUNK!*
*puts a bag ob ice on plasticats head fur himz to feelz better*
*after 5 minutes, removes teh bag and taeks plasticat into teh cheezland’s bestest hotel fur sum rest*
*puts sum noms on teh bedside table fur himz to eat afterwards*
wher am Ai-NOMS *nom nom nom nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnonomnominhinthugbvfytvrfyuvdrff*
NOMS GOOD!!!
*takes deep breaths* Wait a minute- Hoa did tree suddenly get on teh corner ob JCH4K Blvd.?
i fink taht waznt a tree, taht waz a monkey in a trampoline… just joking!!
it waz a tree…
it just sprouted at the ripe tiem…
ai mes go see for self!*runsawaifastback2tree-knocks on oatside of tree* Sounds hollow!
gotta go-bye hashim
oh ok!
bye bye!!
Silence your rooster
Teh feerse kitteyhawk perchs on a very high place and watches for his prey. There, in the grass far bulow, a hapless but tasty and nutritious vole scurrys frew teh vegetashun. The Kitteyhawk leaps from his perch and fast as a bullit is on the vole and wiff razor sharp pointy endz secures breaffy fer hiz fambly. Nature, red in toof and claw.
*smaks 4hed wif floofee paw!!*
Uv korse it b a Kittee Hawk!! Y I didn’t seeing dat? ‘Kuz i not az smart az judson, datz y.
Oh No No No my cween! I Begs to differ, yew fink as fast an as well as anybuddy I haz eber knowed, I just fink differmint. Axualy when I sawed dis pic wut went frew my mynd wus Snoppy being a vulture, but dat wus nawt too complimentary to dis pretty kitteh.
I had a kittee hoo likinged 2 b a vulchure. Hur wud sit on deh top uv deh fridge or kik deh bookz off deh top bookshelf adn take it over so hur kud lukking down on deh whirrlld. Wii sed hur wuz Vulchuring wen she did dat.
roosters gone to lundon cheezemeet 2.
y 4 der b a cheezmeet in TTI ai wants a cheezmeet here!*sniff wipes leaky ais on sleeve*
but den der b Hashim:oat der all alone in teh cold dark wilderness……
Hashim b sew brave — holding awl uv Asia fur deh cheezpeepz!!
ohhh fanks plasticat adn cweenmj! *blushie face*
mebbeh we shud renaem him 2… hashim khan? but ai fink he noe wans da habes a tiara… mebbeh… we cud gibs him aaaa… hmmm… *finkie finkie* owtch, mai hed hurts… uhmm… sceptur?
ohhh divine scepter!!
i cresent u teh bery gud friend, Siobhan! *bonk!*
*blink fur da blonk on da hed* wowser… fankies… ai bees honord oh gweat hashim khan… adn mai innur hedhurt nao is concurde bai outer hedhurt adn 2 negatives maek a positiv… so… aiz well… ai fink.
*noms sum mintfillded chokklit sticks*
yumm… n-e-bodeh wuns some 2es?
oh oh i wants sum!
and it waz a gentle hedbonk so it shouldnt hurt much…
*nomnomnom sum mint*
when the cat meows it’s time to get out of bed and start working
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Lunarmommy gived meh teh link 2 teh face fingys n stuff an noa ai no can finds it! Can sumwon halp meh oat-again.
yer talking bowt da smilies? ai fink u will fiend dem sumwhere in cweenmj’s whirld ob halpfullnis
haha! fouwnded da halpfullnis whirld ^^
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
iffn u scrolls daon a bit, u be finding da smilols
fanx siobhan ai luz soo much stuff: sunglasses,pencils,marbles-akajinlee homewurks…….
Yep, dey iz dere, long wif lots n lots n lots uv udder mazing usefullnesses!
Ai nawt no wat happen 2 rooster, but ai no mai kittehs be bedder larm clocks den anyfing ai eber bot inna store! Cept fur teh lacking of snooooze button… n teh constant freatnings uv fysical damages if ai nawt wake up rite NAO n giv gushifood.
mah kittehs too, furry alarm clocks
I has 2
mee 3, butz onlee wun is berry berry stubbern. teh offer wun mus has teh snooz alarum.
das riet… but da construcshun siet in mai naiburhood is ebben beddur dan da kittehs. u awlmost falls out ob da bed ‘mediatlol wen da machines be startin. dem nawt purr… dem roar… hurts in da eers adn in da stomik 2es. eerleh morning 2 laet nite… adn wen do dey start wurking? ‘xacly… jes wen ai habs mai vacashun. sheesh… iffn ai nawt newdid beddur aid sai dis bees a conspeeraseh frum mai kittehs wib da aaliens so dem can habs vacashun yle aiz trying 2 sleeps fru da uproar ob da machines… but as ai see mai kittehs nawt lyking eet 2es… aiz neer 2 demlolishing da machines… grrrrr
Aw, dat be nawt nise at awl! {{{siobhan n kittehs}}} Ai haet loud mashines 2. Dey nawt neerly as kyoot as kittehs 2 waek up 2! N rite on ur vakashun!
fankies {{{prysmatikitteh}}}
uz riet… kittehs be much kyooter… adn da machines hab no floofienis. dem habs a lawt 2 leerns frum da kittehs.
Kontree kitteh is up erly waitin fur teh John Denv-purr sawngs. “Tank Gawd I’m a Kontree Kitteh” is fav rit.
an Beatlols via JD: Mother Nature’s Son
You had a rooster but I eated him
don’t worry I wakes U up instead
Hepful kitteh! Nawt want hoomins, hoo don has du d larm clocks insyd, 2 sleep in. LOLOLOL
“du d” = gud… nawt iz awaek yet.
heh heh
ai iz sew tyred ai tryed to figger “du d” awt, an wuz tryin tew tell maiselfs taht ai got it
mai em bareassed ment, let me show u it
nitey nite
Iz risk uv lolspeak, aifinkso. Iz hard sumtiems 2 tell if iz typo or nawt! Sleep tite, nawt let kittehs bite!
Akshully the rooster has suspended his campain to wake peeplols up
in order to fix the economie
day light saving, ur doin it wrong…
ohai Hashim, we’re posting at the same time. early morning greetings to you.
hehe… yesh, uz right!!
posting at teh same tiem, ur doing it rite!!
greetings to u too phillipe! howz u dis fine day?
i fink teh urdu classes haz been removed naow??
well, teh day here nawt so fine, akshually. rain. has been raining. 4cast to rain sum more. plus teh wind. and tehn, rain. did ai menshun rain?
.
things hab been very bizzy here wif werk, so ai has nawt been on much to get urdu lessons. but tehy can be revived anny time. like naow. like, fer instance, wut wud be teh werd for … rain?
ohh… bad day tehn….
k, rain. Teh wurd rain iz called “Baarish” and Baa is liek a Baabaa black sheep….
u noes wat i mean rite??
k, todayz wurd, baarish, check!
Baarish. Got it. (got it outside, too). thnx, Hashim.
head.
desk.
Gud mornin, PdB! GMTA! Saw ur posts from yestirdai. Hai, hai, hai! Dis kitteh luvs 2 sai hai!
I sez: gud lukz 2 deh rooster!!
wooster nawt sick, iz eated him :3
nao fer wakin up teh farmer…
uh… meow-a-doodel-doooooo!!!1! meow-a-doodel-dee!!!11!!!1!1
hmm.. nawt sew gud akshully.
Dock-a-loodle-fod.
Farmur be gibbin kitteh leetle noat wiv “cock-a-doodle-doo” awn eet, but kitteh be sidlexics.
(thank you, Mr Pratchett)
Bill Door be writin awn a lil chawk board & sayin 2 kittehrooster-YOU WILL READ DIS an kittehrooster knos him bedder lern 2 reed reel fast. (dat wuns mai faborite Discworld buuk!)
Foghorn Lolhorn kitteh is lukking for teh chikkin hawk
I Luvved dat liddle Chicken Hawk…
“I’m a Chicken Hawk and Yer a chicken!”
“Whoa, hole on jest a ding dang minnum thar boy!”
boy, I say, BOY, r ya lissnin???
Foghorn Leghorn to Henery Hawk da chickenhawk: Boy..That’s a joke… I say, that’s a joke, son. Ya gotit awl rong, son! Ohai Leez-b! TTTTThhhhat’s awl, folks!
kitteh cleers frowt *hem hem* flingz owt pawz wide open & startz 2 singggg….
♫ O wat a beyewtiful moarnin! O was a beyewtiful daiiii!♫
eben bettr tahn a rooster iz a graet big happycat taht wants himz gushifud at early-morning o’clock an lets yoo kno by walkin all ober yoo wen yoo’z sleepin. oof.
ohai, lunarmommy!! is dis a nupdate on happyCat?
he’s prolly gayned abowt elebenty duzen pownds sinse romeow furst fownd him. him’z a big boy. an him wants to eet ALL TEH TEIM!!1!! himz gonna get himself re-naymed “mooch” or “mr. piggeh” if himz not kareful.
i’ll post wut him an shiro wuz doing on a higher-up lol, see if wnywun kan figyure owt wut theys up to. did yoo see some ob yor tendrils in teh pickshur ob me an romeow?
teh erlee cat getz da birdiez!
Wel, kitteh, soe yuu doan hasta sittez aowt tehre awl daiy laung and doan hasta iyncessintlee mmmmmmrrrrroooooaaaawww, weez gunna draggez aowt teh auld GrandMuvver Klok frum teh libbing ruum; afture weez geddit mowntid onna poal, yuu kans goe tuu plaiy;
(Jes hoep iyt duzn’t raiyne!!!!!)
I don’t know how this picture got here, but that was my cat Jimmy. I took the picture in the spring of ‘06, in Aurora, Oregon. He disappeared in Sept. of 07, probably dinner for a coyote.
You can’t make it out in the haze, but Mt. Hood is in the background behind the cat.
We DID have a rooster at the time – a beautiful Aruacana. Some critters made off with him, too, only left a few feathers behind. We replaced him with a fighting cock, and some time later he showed up bedraggled and with blood and dog hair on him.
Wutta sad storree; Ai hayte iyt wen teh pets dysappeers liek taht;
Cirkul ov Lief; gibbs me a byg sad sumetiems……
c’mon man!!
itz fine!!
we lieks teh lol, why u iz albayz sad??
it must be sumfin…
Hey good morning lol…ol. Good to see your … um … perspective again. Seriously, I thought the previous picture (the cat and the hamster in its little ball) did have quite a bit of humor. The intent attitude of the cat. The idea that the ball itself was functioning like a force field. The sense that the entire photo was captured on the very cusp of some new, and yet unknown action. If you know what I mean.
At least everyone I’ve met here is more interested in having fun and being friendly than in putting people down for having fun. If you can’t see the humour in this site, then, um, why are you here? ‘Cause it would be pretty sad if you only came here to tell everyone else how pathetic we all are.
Haven’t heard that in far too long.
.
But thank you for calling me a kid.
((((((((((lolllllololol))))))))))))))))))))))
*sniff*
did a cow burp in heer?
ding dong, teh
lolcat memetroll iz ded!wich old trol? the lol-lol troll!
ding dong, teh stoopy troll is ded!
wayke up – sleepee hed, rub yoar eyez, get out uv bed (lyke teh piksur!)
wayke up, teh stoopy trol iz ded!
itz gone wher teh lol-trolz go,
wherez taht? who carez, don’t know.
Yo-ho, (lyke teh pyrates!), letz open up an seeeeeng
an ring teh bellz out!
ai second that! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{lolllllllllolololol}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}