Stupid forcefield
Stupid forcefield
i fink if u put a quartr in, it mite open.
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I needs my lasers!
I hab sum spayr layzurs iffen yu need them, but remember, no weppuns wen yu goe tu teh Ty Booteek.
Congrats carosue and nughtshayde on tye for nawt sekund! drinks and dansies??
Diet coke and mai feets up sound gud. Iffn anywon wants to danse, dey can. I shall sits back an enjoi teh show!
*Putz on deh Can-Can owtfit wif deh frilly skurt adn rufflee nikkurz
*Krankz deh Viktrola
*Putz on deh Can-Can muzik
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c’mon guise!! everbuddee git ur hi-kikz reddee!!
♪♫
Daaaaa-daaaa-dum-dum-dum-dum-daaa-daaa!!!
Kik adn step adn kik adn step and kik and step
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!1!!!!
*Shakez deh skurtz and Kikz sum moar!!
Wooo-hooo!!! *SNAP* Aaaargh! … ai…finks…ai…dislokattated sumfin… ai’l jus lai heer an wash teh Can-Can-dans dans dans. erm, anneebunnee got sum Xtra strenf tylenolol?
Teh caffine wil helps. Meanwile, here, haz da hole bottle. Dat mai hurt awhile.
Whoooo Hooooo!!! Ai hazn’t dansed in a LONG taim!
*getz Can-can owtfit out ov teh costyoom trunk bai teh peeple catchee thing*
*Kik adn step adn kik adn step and kik and step
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!1!!!!
Shakez deh skurtz and Kikz sum moar!!
Kik adn step adn kik adn step and kik and step
SKWWWWWEEEEEEELLL Run, run, run
Throwz self to floar in Splitz*
yooo is habin a gud time…….the noo n impruved CCC is here to help!!! WP seems to be fiting wif me on teh www fings, so yew may has to cut n paste (sry)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2110261
W00t!! W00t!! Janet didding deh splitz!! u go gurl!!!
Adn lukking at awl deh hansum menz kumming 2 her resQ!!!
I can Can-can?
Dave! I missded ur birfday! I has a srry!
I hopez u had a nice wun??
Meh. I’s had too manies ob dem to get sited bout it.
Yus yu can … can-can… yu can… can-can… can?????!!!!!!
A canny canner can can can teh can can can wib can cans.
Uv korse!!
Just putting on deh frillee skurtz adn start ur hi-kik!!
i cann i cann i cann momcann momcann
*X tendz hand to AfriCat*
Thanks verree much, AfriCat!
Ai think ai purrrrhaps overdid it a bit!
An ai wuzn’t ignoring yur kynd offer. Mai lectricitee wuz aut fur a wile, so so wuz ai!
Ai can haz ball?
Let us go gets one at the ty booteek. Purr haps dey haz won wif sparklies!
But no lazers, jd sais. Sigh.
Ok, ok, yu can tayk teh lazurz in, but no melting teh plastik goggie heds next tu teh food cowntur.
Needing caffeine, aifinkso. Zzzzzzzz.
Here. Haz teh gallon size. Make yer eyez go BOING! Ifinkso!
plz tu c beelow
Teh kitteh haz a calkulatin look in hers eye. Like she is plannin a to plai pool or billards wif dat ball. Bank shot to the door an den thunky thunkity thunk down teh stairs!
I had a hamster that, when it woz in teh hamster ball wud chase the naybur’s cat. Teh cat wud back off, teh hamster wud roll after it, ending up wib teh cat running for its lyfe adn teh hamster following.
Such a wundrfull mentle image! I wanna get a hammie and try it wit mah kitteh, ‘cept I tink teh St. Bernard wud brake teh bawl openz wit her clunky paws, and sqwish teh hammie.
LOL, grrrate M age!
Rollin, rollin, rollin, keep dat hammie rollin!
♪ ♫ Ghozt hamsters in teh baaaaawllll. ♫
Run, Hammie! Run!!!!
Wuz aawtside, saw cloudy draw in sky, taught of dat song!
Just naw saw an thot, I meen, B4 I red yours.
slinks awf, shaking hed at inabil a tea tu X press self
Ai didz nawt realize it wuz a hammie ball. Ai thot it wuz a yello beech ball.
Distraktid by werk — let meh show u it.
heers a dubbel spresso frum teh Starrybox in Jeddah. teh peeps heer awl stay awake durin teh monf ov Ramadan. mebbe it wul hap yu tu Undistrakt!
Ai haz a happee nao. Ai got moar werk dun den ai thot ai wud. Ai iz not gonna be atwerk on Mundane or Twozday, so ai haz stuff dat has to get dun befoar ai leevz tomorrow … and ai has to leave early enuf tomorrow to see teh presidenshul debate (iffin it happunz). Nao ai iz gonna go swim laps – hopefully a mile’s werf.
o hai ebberywun, iz ennybuddy heer innerested inna DC area cheezmeet sumtiemz Oct 1-10? Iff sew, plz leebz msg fur meh (ai hoeps ai gots dis rite — pliz klikk awn mah naemz in bloo abuv. Ai unnerstanz yu haz tu be mah fren in ordr tu leeb a messij, sew pliz maeks rekwest an ai wil konferm asap).
ohai ebbryboddy, Iz a longish tyme lurkur here, but Iz just founded outs tat dere is a need tat alls us cheezepeeps should know bouts. fur doze ub us in teh stateses dere is teh needz ub peeps gibing ub dere tyme at the hoomane suciety to gibs the fur fweinds waitin on a furebber hoam lots ub snorgles and schmoo and plai tyme to maek dere wait more betterer. dis beez a gud oppera tuna tee fur us dat cant haz fur fwiends dew tew houzing sitchuashonz to halp and geet are floof fix ats da saym tyme!!! newai backs to are regoolarli planeded lolz
Dat iz a grate ideeyuh, fuzzy_dragon! Fanks fur emerjin frum teh shadows to tell us abowt it … and welkum to ICHC!!!
Welcome from the shadows into the sunlite uv our luv, fuzzy_dragon. Yer roit ob korse an I too encourage allah de cheezpeeps to find an hour in dere week to go to de shelter an do some walking of goggies (dis is wut I do) or snorgeling of de kittehs. The time I spends on Caturdy afternoon walking de goggies is prolly better fer me den it is fer dem, and dey are so happy fer the hooman contact.
ohai, iz waterdragon! anywun here chattin nowz?
No. We iz jus doin dis LOLcat fing.
Ohai waterdragon! AfriCat in teh desurt (dats wiv sand, not whippee creem), so yur not alawn!
Ohai Africat, nice meetin yoo.
iz takin teh silens as a no, but i ken asure i wud lik sumwun to be chatin with… :’(
oops, nevr mind, hello peopl
Oh Hai, waterdragon!! Welkum 2 Cheezland!!
wen u posting heer, u not getting deh instant repleyz. If u lukking at deh time stampz, u will seeing dat sumtimez it even b howerz b4 u gitting deh anserz. Dis iz not zaktlee like a chat room. But it due b kinda like a chat ruum. Deh onlee~est rule b 2 playing nice.
Ohai, Dragon ob teh Waters! Bees sure to gets you a profile, so you can mayke lolz an stuffs, an voat an has Cheezfrenz.
*blowz raspberri atta profiles* Ai axed whycome ai haz so muchness of problems wif mai profile and fings… parently WinXP nawt always lyk ICHC fur sum reazun. Teh Wizards uv Cheez be wurkin on dat, but it be frus.. fus… it maek me has a sad.
.
But, ohai, n wellkomes n fings, waterdragon!
prysmatikitteh, did yoo chek out ccweenmj’s site??? She haz a plaice there where she tells yoo ebreething yoo needz to know about hau to get a profyle. Just clikc awn her nayme – tehn awu the left hand syde – it says ICHC helperz. Ai think it iz there.
Ohai, DameJanet, nudder helpful cheezpeep beet u 2 it n sent me dere.
Iz wunnersum site fer newbies! N ai did ebryfing, But (n parrently ai nawt only wun), tabs in profile nawt works n fings. Ai sure dey will fiks! Til den, ai trying in Linux, n c if it wurks bedder. 
O hai, waterdragon! Welkum to ICHC!
Ai haz to leev nao — but aiz shoor udder pplz will be wandurin in an owt.
bibi from teh dragon of teh waterz!
ai haz a qwestione. can waterdragonz breef teh fyre unter teh water, hmmm?
howz you tinks we getz fogs?! hai waterdragon!!
Ohai fuzzy_dragon! az Ladee Janet sez furver up teh fred, dis iz a wunnerful plaice tu lern teh nu informashion. tankee berry mush!
ure berry welcome an yesyes dis is a berry wunnerful plais to lern alots
ifinkso yoos guize gib me lots uf lolz when i needz dem moast
Dere iz berry menny dragons into heres ahfinkso!
Gotta hides unner da cowch! O.o
no needz to hides unner da cowch, I iz a flyink fuzzy friendly flaim thrower… here has a cheezburger careful is HOT
anione wants burgers n s’mores?1!
* buzily starts cooking more burgerz and melting mushmallows fer s’mores*
Yay, smores! Ai cn haz smore smores? *nomnomnom* How anyfing beet chokklit n marsmelo n gram crakkers awl melty?
Hey!! dont bogart dem smorez!!!
* takez 2 cuz dere small*
Fangz fuzzy_dragon!!
here haz elebenty smores! I can cooks fer lots of peeps at onze hehe, I eben haz seberal types of chokklit I has:
Almond dark
Bakers chokklit
chokklit cream
Dark (90%coco)
E
extra special dark chokklit
fondu chokklit
Godiva
hershey’s kisses
I
indeesentlee rich chokklit
junyur mintz
Kahlua n chokklit
L…
lots n lots ob choklit
milk choklit *duh*
nestles
o………….
Lemon skwarez dipt in choklit
Martooniez, choklit – ov corse!!;)
Nektareen slyces dipt in choklit
O. . .
Orinj sody pop wif chokklit iec kreme
Plaid boxes uv shortbred kukkeez wif chokklit icingz
Quispy chokklit chip kukkeez
R…
Really hard to chomp imported chonklit
Skwares of bakers chonklit abowt to become a rich puddy
Tree muskateers chonklit candy barz
U…
Raspberree filling fur choklit trufflez
Sahne creme Milka milk choklit bars
Trufflez, choklit
U. . .
Unbeleebablee gud choklit wif Gran Marnier in it
Verry verry rich dark chokklit
W……
wunnerful choklit
x cellent choklit
y not eat choklit
zero calorie choklit
TA DA!!!
Tippetee tappetee tap tap! JAZZ HANS!!
An ‘nite aw!! X X X Ai must go to bed nao. . . .ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzss. . . . .
g’nite Janet!! Schmoo!!
*Tukz Janet up in a floofee bloo blankee
*wif liddul starz adn moonz on it.
*makes shur deh pillow b nise adn sofft.
*tippee toez owt.
night night sleeps well, here is a rare sparkly dragon night
light stone fer yew
nitey nite tew ebbrywun!!!
Nite! {{{jamamamamamamamamaa}}}
OOOOOH!! orinj sody-pop wif choklit icee kweem…nom,nom,nom WNNT
tanx wurdmess, dis posed to be upta fred…spoot!
::: sniffles tastee airs ub cheezburger smellings and crawls owt frum unner da cowch :::
U iz a berry nahs dragon. An a berry gud cooker. Fank you!
Ohai! ai jus stopped buy tew say hewwo…izzat choklat ai smellz??? Mmm…s’morez??? *Fights bak urge uf grabby pawz*
Plz mai ai hab sum? Kthx! I share sum popcorms wif u. Onliest ting missin iz one uf SHDan’s stories…ne1 seen Dan 2nite?
Haznt seeinged him 2nite. *sigh*
*naomz anuzzer smore*
Yeah, iz werk day t’morrow, sew ai will say nite nite, tew. *Grabs nother s’more fur teh road.*
BTW, teh cheezmap iz lukin reel nice der Miz cween. Gud job!
Cattails wanders off wunderin bout ornj soda pop wif choklat ice creem…
It makingz deh bestest flote!! It b sooooooo gud! but u gotz tu use deh gud orinj sody-pop, deh cheep stuff iz deh pleh!!
Nite. ♥
‘crush’ if yew kin finds it, ‘fanta’ good to.
or ‘nezbitts’ reeleee hard to findings!!
Adn Sunkist.
But not deh no-name brandz.
Adn deh Bloo Bunnee Rokkee Road b gud iec kreme!
Adn a pooft uv deh whippee kreme!
Oar Jump? The Waponis seem tu liek it.
Ai doan tell stories gud liek Dan, but ai hab conbersayshuns.
Dis wun happenz uh lot
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Me: ::walks in frunt doar::
Tiki: Haiiii!
Me: Hai Tiki
Tiki: Mom?
Me: No Tiki, iz mii, Bob.
Tiki: Mom?
Me: Momz still at wurk.
Tiki: Mom? Mom? Momomomom?
Me: Bob! Bob Bob Bob!
Tiki: Mom?
Me: Fine. Be that way. I’m going to watch the news.
Tiki: Bob?
Me: Wut Tiki?
Tiki: *kisskisskiss*
Me: Fank yew Tiki, ai lub yoo tew.
I lubz deh Tiki conbersayshinz!! Dat Tiki b a smarteepantz.
Dat b mai kinda bird!!
*blushes a bit*
haz as many as yew likes
Fank yew!! Dey b sooooo gud!!!!!
*takez 2 moare*
nom nom nom nom nom
Why, tank yew fuzzy_dragon. Nice tew meet chew! Extends floofy paw.
ure welcome, and tankew fer teh compliment on mi cookinks I laiks tew cooks fer lots ub peeps
ai hope you laiks ure burger n s’mores
hey ebreeboddy hoo iz intrested, heer agin iz teh linkie to my flickr wif teh piks frum sunday’s cheezmeet wif romeow, wen we pikked up happycat frum her! an i un-hided teh pikshur ob me an romeow cawz she sed iz okay if i put her pikshur online.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30819068@N07/?savedsettings=2888065282#photo2888065282
thanks fur sharin teh pikshurs!!! *ai has teh alwais wundrin wut teh peeps luks laik*
congrats on yer nooo kitteh!!!
Ohai Lunarmommy !! Thanx so much furr teh pikturs . . . aim so glad dat Shiro and Happy Cat seemz 2 bi frenz. aih saw teh nowncement bout teh mootual fase likken event !!
Both u an Romeow r sertenly kitteh angels!! {{{{{{{{{{Lunarmommy & Romeow}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Mai u both bi Happycat Furrebber !!!
GRATE pikchoors, lunarmommy. An yoo akchullee gotted to meat Romeow, teh coolest kitteh ov them awl. Ai dint know she wuz so prittee, but ai am nawt at awl surprized.
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An YOO, lunarmommy, ar prittee too! An nao yoo can haz teh faymouse Happycat. Ai’ll bet he’z gonna bee reelee wunderful~
How nice it werked owt sew well fur yu to take Happycat! Wish u best uf luk and a whirled uf happiness wif himz. An sorree to reed bout ur boi and himz problems wif roommaet. Shame he hab to deal wif such meanness. Sendin gud thots ur way.
{{{{{lunarmommy and fambly}}}}}
fanks, 3cattails
i updated teh sitchewashun on teh ovver thred, luks liek fings will wurk owt for him to moov owt. fank yoo for teh gud fots!! {{{3cattails}}}
oooooo..luvly pikshurs! maany fanks furr sharing…..happycat iz berry cyoote. conngratsssss
ai jes red bowt ur sun , ai iz berry sorry him had 2 deel wif dat. bat ai has a happi furr fings wurkin awt jes rite. iffen tho sithewashun here in sowfamerika iz berry diffurrent ai az a kulij student noes hao hard fings kin get sumtiems. bat ai wanna send u many happi fots adn mooosh hugs too. {{{{{{´lunarmommy}}}}}}}
ai lubs teh fotos uv teh cheezpeeps an HC enjoi-ing new home! fang kew 4 sharin!
I see that Mary O (sweetpea) managed to get her tendrils into the picture of you and Romeow and Happycat! You didn’t mention that she was there too!
ooh, yor rite!!
I’LL SAVE YOU HAMMY
Yawwwnnnn!
sowwy! iz not dat ai iz bored but mai eyes feel laik dey wanna go beddy-bye, so nitey nite tu all, anna speciul welcome agin tu teh nu cheez-dragonz!
Nite!! Schmooz 2 yooz!! {{AC}}}
nite nite, sweep well africat! take some smores wif uze fer morninks brekkifast!
Ai hab bin luking for da orijanal pic ‘butt wiggle of doom’ an kant find itz. Itz wuz liddle oranj kitteh doin classic butt-wiggle.
Kan ennywun tell mii ware tu find it?
*bak tu ur lols*
I hab it in my fabrits (payj
u can gettit frum tehre…klik on my bloo name thingy.
That’s suposto be PAGE EIGHT!!! raka fratzin WP!!
taht alwyz happens wen yoo puts teh 8 an teh ) togevver, tehy make teh cool smilie. seen it on ovver messij boards too. lol. iz hard wen yoo iz trying to make numberd list:
9)
1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7)
new on sessemee stweet 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…smarta**…9…etc!!
that would have livened it up a bit
thx krelm. Ai hab itz naow.
N itz wun of Jamamamamakitteh’s lols too!!!!!!!!!!1
obi-wan kenobi
yr mai onlee hoap
to dactivates teh forse feeld
mai kitteh obiwan saloots smartly an leaps intew ackshun! unsheefs lite saber an stans at attenshun
“ah hah, heers ur problem, nawt a forse feeld, iz jus a treet tahts crunchee on teh owtside an sof on teh inside”
>slinks off wif sebberal cheezburgers an smores tucked intew jedi robes<
welcum draguns!
heers ketchup tew help teh trolls go daon!
ai bees bakk later, ai has tew go grosherry shoppin mostly fur kitteh fuds. mai big sad makes me put fings laik tihs off fur two lawng.
sumtiems iz gud for a big sad to get owt an do sumfing. i haz teh big sads sumtimes too {{{{{mugglemary}}}}}
at tiemz liek these… teh pointee endz cum in need…
wow! it rhymed!!
Hamsterz is tastiez. But now in pakajed form!
teh hampser iz happee
IZ likz hamstertz yez iz doez
Use teh force, Bob!
Yor use ob names intriguez meh.
genius…pure genius
Staulker hambsture iys rlly geytting awn kitteh’s nurves;
kitteh kans nawt duu enneyfing wifaowt hammy faullowyng kitteh arownd;
Kitteh wil probly windez up hideing inna attik, becuz hammy kans nawt goez up teh stepps iyn hims baull (yet!!!!)
no hamster is match fo my kung-fu powas!!! and dat means da stupid gerbil tu!