ah did not sampl ur lasanya
ah did not sampl ur lasanya an u haz no proofz
i dont noe nuffing abowt da milk either.
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Then ur lip is rusting!
FTW LCB, dats one uv teh best commints ive eber herd, eber!!1!
Oar purrhapps da lasagne just jumped owt of da pan a gibbed u kiss… hummmmm?
*sigh* luv at furst *burp* sight
o hai ebberywun, iz ennybuddy heer innerested inna DC area cheezmeet sumtiemz Oct 1-10? Iff sew, plz leebz msg fur meh (ai hoeps ai gots dis rite — pliz klikk awn mah naemz in bloo abuv).
ohai Moe, I wuz lookin at teh cween’s map and thinkin maybe Richmond mite be a good central loc for a meet one day… but I has no vacashun left dis year. But next yeer, cud be fun! Looks like lotsa peeps arownd there!
I sented u a frend request b/c u can’t leeve a msg for someone unless u is their friend. Not shure if u knew that?
Noe, ai didnut knoe dat peeps haz tu be mah fren tu leebs me a messij. Mah stoopy, lemme sho yu it! Wel, fank yew fur tellink meh.
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Richmond cheezmeet next yeer…hmmm, ai will haz tu bizzit teh Merryka agin nekst yeer, den!
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ai sujested DC area ownly fur salfish reezunz (it r relavint tu mai interests cuz das whar ai goin tu bizzit
Mexican Jumping Lasagna?
heh!
It must’ve beed saltimbocca. It jumps rite in ur mouf!
Somebody must have gotten the kitteh wet and didn’t dry it properly…
We’ll has to give teh kitteh antioxidants.
Or Rustoleum.
I’m having a vision…
Painting a cat with Rustoleum…
Oh, wait! It’s not a vision, it’s a hallucination!
Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*remembrs bout promiss to Maus*
*walks ober tu him*
*tap-tap-tap* hey Maus
*Engages force field shield*
Yes, sairys? May I help you?
eh, umm,….
can yu hold dis fur me?
*shows Maus a likkle kitten*
well, fine den
*walks awai holden kitten… den *BOOM**
*crawls bak tu Maus*
yu got ant… anti…. stuff so i no hurt?
teh kitteh bomb bakfired…
*swooops n from noware*
Ohai Sairys! I see u has gotten n more trubble. Its a good fing u play n cheese land ware u can always git owt ov trubble
* applies sav, wraps wounds, gibs kiss awn 4hed *
* disposes ov backfired bomb debris*
Off u go deer, be saef, u may want to rekonsider playing wiff bombs
*smiles an waves*
ah… kids today…
*poof*
*goes back to noware*
Juss liek teh tinny ruff ob teh lub shak. (Nao dat songong iz in ur hed! Ai didid a baaaad fing.
Let me make it worst:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/21/funny-pictures-haz-roadragez/#comment-420428
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“Ur whut? Lolcat, posted!”
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thx foar repostin that link, LCB, aa misseded it the nawt-sekkund tyme!
(an did ai menshun taht ai lurves yore sense uv hyoomer?)
O noes! Ai nebber gonna get dat outta mai hed now! Dat b 22222 cleber!
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Nawt ’til nekst splort, anihoo.
okays, now, let’s make it wurst!
I still has kraut left from teh last pic.
Ai no feelz sew bad nao – ai’m in gud kompiny.
that was the WIN!
and OSSIM!
LOLcat…POSTED
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OMG!!! So Funny! LCB, U Rok!
ai finkso ai misseded teh song about teh debreifing, alsew…
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iz tehre sumwherez an LCB song CAT-a-LOLgue plz? kthxbai
I has a buncha songs bookmarked on my laptop. Mabye we’ll has a LCB Songbook availamable in time for teh holiday gift-grabbing season.
Here’s teh debriefing song:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/23/funny-pictures-all-i-hear-iz-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/#comment-449684
taht wuz teh amazing! fankyoo!
yesh, ai can haz songbukk prittee plz!!??
Ai jus kiss awey teh tommato stayns 4u, k?
Yeah right, Garfield!
1st!!!!!1!
Um… not…
well, sorry! like, 5 people did it as i was typing. lol
Nots sayf to says dat rown heer. Awl sew nots sew polyt.
awl sew usuallee iz rong, az tehr bee lotsa quik cheezpeeps!!
beddur tew nawt say “f” in cayse u iz mistayken…
oops, too late.
oooo let me say dis before peeples gets on ya, RC.
It’s considered bad form to just say ‘furst’ on teh furst commint.
Cause…anyone can do it, and it meens more if u comes up wif a witty commint insted of just sayin’ “FURST!”
I’m shure u didn’t know.
Ackshully I has bin thinkin bowt this.. wehn noo peeps show up heer, we always sez, ‘HI! Welcome, teh only rule is to play nise’, when ackshully there is this rool too. So maybe we shud start saying, ‘play nise and don’t holler furst! on teh first post’? Wut u guiz think cheezpeeps?
*raises hand*
i sekkund that opinion
cool, sounds guut
Is verreh gud idea, leeza-b. We muss alwaiz memember to inform the noo peeps uv dis krooshal detale.
u iz teh rite, leeza!
Raiz a floofy paw 2. Ai tries 2 b a “gud” infloofyce awn teh ovthr sites, butt tehy alwus kepps sai’n “taht f wurd” enneewai.
say sumting bout teh pictur, ets a taboo to say… the “F” wurd.
Ohai, Ranebo cc, It z kustumary tu trai tu sai sumfing abowt pikshur, funnee if yu can, if yu haz operatunity tu se “no commints” We duz nawt brag abowt if we getz tawp spawt. Ownlee rule heer iz tu plai naislee, wich inkloodz dat ub being purlite. Ar yu nu? den wilcum tu owr fun plais. Yu mai goze tu taebo teak enny tiem nd fined da best giftz yu ebbur dremed ub, beberij ub yur choys nd nomz.
Teh proof is lasagna nose!
I’ts as plane as teh rose on ur face.
Moses supposes his noses r roses….
but Moses suppozes eroneeousli !!!
And Moses, he knowses his toeses aren’t roses…
or noses….
oh noeses!
*heddesk*
der’s no such thing as a lasangya mushtash.
Der is ifs u stiks ur hole fays into lasaynia! U mus check meh owt afper lasaynia dinner!
Den u haz a lasaynia chinney-chin-chin an cheekie-cheek-cheek an whishkrs.
Hey, am I teh onlee wun hoo thinks Lasagna Whiskers sownds lyke a grayt naym fur a rok band!?
Hey, lettuce start wun! I cans bee teh singer?
Why nawt? I noes I fur wun cannawt carry a tun-a. So is prolly best if I plays teh pianner ur sumthin. *luks down* But wayt. I haz no posable thumz. I canz play teh tamboreen?
LCB will rite teh lyrikks!!
WP eated wat ai sayd abowt not nedin fumbs to play drumz, probly cuz ai putted in link 2 youtube video. WP nawt lyk links, aifinkso.
bongos, need no thumbs.
oooh, teh band alwayz praktises at the drummers howse! partee at prysmatikitteh’s!
*hawls frij in2 garaj*
*piles koolers uv drinks n munchies ebrywere*
*scrounges up lotsa chairs n pillols n fings fur sittin awn*
*open garaj doors*
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Ai hoep ai nawt furget NEfing! Iz open 2 ebrywun!
*sits at drums n thumpthumpthumps*
gotta ask, you drive a van?
Nope. Y?
inna band, the drummer usually is stuck transporting gear, ergo.—van.
Hm. Bedder get a van.
an naow, wee prezzent… Lasagna Whiskers!
*wild applaws*
*mennee skreems and w00ts*
Boy, teh drummer can has lotsa responsa… reponsba… jobs tu du inna band. Wut duz teh rest uv us has to do?
kitteh iz just sayving sum foar layeter.
stoopy garfield reader, jus cuz he does duzznt meen i do too…
den u must’uv sampulled mah chzburger.
iz taht the speshul sawse?
ai did, howmsoebbeh, tri owt yer blushes awn…….duzzunt ai luk preddy???
Hmm. Well, kitteh. I iz nawt shor it is teh rite shayd fur yoo. Is yoo an autumn?
wel, ai duzzunt noes…..an ai finkz yu needz pozabul fumz tu putz it awn NEway….
ai gessess ai’ll hav tu reli awn mi innur beeuty
wiff awl dat loverly floof u already can has inner and outer beautii!
no point in guilding the lily!
Yep, teh lily alreddy luks plenty guilty to meh, aifinkso!
heh! lolz Gremlin!
I has a sad. Dat kitteh luks liek Baryshnikov, esept hims had a liddl blak noes.
Aw, do nawt be sad, Miss Dawn! Wuz yor Baryshnikov a dantzer?
Onlee to teh ekstent dat awl kittehs is dansers, wit dere grayseful leeps an spins an stretches. So pritteh!
yah , lukz liek mi “Olivar”…..he ov teh puzzel peese throwin fame……
Puzzel peese throwin fame? Hmm, do tell! Sum uv us may haz nawt herd teh storeh.
ai waz reedin wun nite, an der waz a stack ov drwerz reel big an shallow next tu me wiff teh puzzel ai waz werkin awn…….Ollie jumpeded up intu teh drwer an starteded tu frow teh puzul peeses owt wiff boff frunt pawsies….
ai luked obber an…..ai swares !…he CROSSEDED himz pawsies, an luked awai …ifn dat kitteh cooda wistuled, he wooda …..so , ai reeded agin, an he waz happili frowin puzzle peeses owt AWL obber teh libbing rum flor……ai luked obber at himz, an he did it agin !
crosseded himz pawsies, an luked awai….teh bery pikchure ov innosense……diz wented awn til he gotted preddy muches awl teh peeses frum teh drawred tu teh flor…..
ai waz laffin so hard, but ai coodnt let himz see me do dat…..he waz berry prowd ov himselv……putted wun obber awn meh …..
Ai nawt teh onlee wun dat laffs wen kittehs b ebil stead of gettin all noid at dem fur been kittehs! *dans dans*
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Oliver sound lyk silleh kitteh. LOLOLOL
Too funneh! Krossed himz paws an whisseld!
(Bogey parafrayzed: Yoo do noes hao to whissel, dontcha, kitteh?)
yoo just put yore lips together and… blow.
(oh noes! kitteh duz nawt has lips!)
Win!! Dat bee a funneh storee. Teh kittehs has a wai uv maikin us lol wen wii shud bee skoldin dems.
Dat is funneh storeh! Kitteh funz!
kitteh fun iz nowt kwite strong enuff a werd…….Ollie waz dwonrite gleefull !!!
Him an himz twin brudder “Sport”….. sigh….. dey wer mi beeutiful boise…..
noaw Sporty…..ai wood taek teh stick wiff teh fethurz at teh end ov a peese ov ‘lastik, an hav it fly up intu teh ar….an Sporty….wood fro himselv up in teh ar, du a 180% trun, stuff teh fethurz in himz mouff wiff boff frunt pawz , lan awn teh grownd an pranse awai, hed held hi, wiff dose fethurz in himz mouff….
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teh berry pikchure ov teh mitey huntur !!!.
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an dey wer lovey boise tu…..
dey ar obber at Princeessess Mu meadow, watin fer me….
{{{salleh}}}
U haz gud memries uv dem. Dey had lyfs of awsumness, aifinkso.
Aifinksotu! Awsumnessess!
{{{Salleh}}} Dose gud memries. Sum ov mein r ober at Princesessess Mu meadow watin fer meh….. hao ai du miss dem! {{{Salleh}}} Hev tea wif meh, Salleh. Sits heer en niec coomfy floofy chare, Salleh.*Hans luvly cuppa tea to Salleh* *offer kukies onna prettee playte 2 Salleh* *noms on kukie an dayntiily sips da tea* Salleh, Ollie n Sport sownd liek wunnerful kittehs. U gibs dem reely gud lief an wots of luv. U see dem agin. Ai noes it. {{{{Salleh}}}}
oh Fank yu fer teh loverli tee……KCTailkinker, iz deelicous….an yeses ov corse mi boiz wer happitail an berry muches loved kittehz…..an dey wer carakturs !!…..ai hav had miny wundermus kittehz obber teh yeerz…..mostli dey wer awl carakturz…..
……bi teh wai diz cooki iz teh NOM !!!….
an noaw ai gotz tu goes an fine teh liddle balk kitteh hoo bisitz me lateli, himz a sweetie….but keepz fawling owf teh bak porch step, wen he rowlz obber to “show me himz belleh” (ai dint sai he waz teh britest ov teh kittehz ai hav noed…hee hee) fanks fer teh tee an simphathe !
Sowry bowts ur Bary, Miss Dawn. Dis kitteh kynna looks lyk Callisto, 2, sept Callisto had black nose dat wents to upsyd down “V” on hims 4 hed. Hims was jus as floofy. Doens b sad. Bary & Callisto plays togever ats teh bridj wyl dey wayts fur us. See?
*ruff n tumbel; runrunrun, jump, trip, runrunrun, swatswat, runrunrun*
Dey b habins sew mush kitteh fun!
Oh, dat muss be a byootiful site, MM! Teh two floofy gray-an-wite kittehs pounsin an jumpin and runnin togedder!
I feels bedder nao. I can has hankee, pls?
*givs Miss Dawn a hankie* Heer, deer. Yoo go ahed an wype yor eyz. Iz OK!
Tank yu, gremlin. *HONK* Here, yu can has it bak now.
pls, no hav sad Miss Dawn, yu needs tu be Happy, wen eber i see yu yu allus hav a sad
Onlee sinse mai ketteh dieded, sairys. I has ben bedder lately, but seein the piksher gibbed me a sad agen. Teh Cheezpeeps alwais cheers me up, doh.
Ai so sorry you hab a sad cuz uv missin ur kitteh. It be biiiiigggg hurting wen a luvd wuns dyz, wif or wifout furs. Otter kittehs cn be speshul and u cn luv dem, but nawt replays eber teh wuns we missin. {{{Miss Dawn}}}
{{{Miss Dawn}}}
Ai hasa sowwe ew mizzin ur kitteh Baryshnikov.
juss ya doan ask meh aboot da cheeto bag.
*hides oranj hands behind bak*
and didjoo say dat wif a brogue???
noo, knot yet………..wat, ya kneedin’ yer timbers shivvered?
Oh, I saw teh ‘aboot’ and wuz hopin.
But I woudn’t say no to a little piratey fun!
*goes to put on glittur i-lashes*
Watchoo bin doin, Dan?
Any fun shows?
aye, taught yer’d bee for tha’ idee ouvva burleigh mann onna sailin’ vessell, all those chances for updraghts.
ooo.. did teh scotsmen do teh sailin too?
Maybee runnin a littul whiskee to their frenz?
*pulls off glittur i-lashes, puts on piratey wench owtfit*
Wud ye be needed a sarvin wench on this boot?
why not, during D-Day, there was a group that landed on the beach…..in thier kilts. Scared the stuffing out of the defenders, or so tales tell.
dey wer cawled teh “Ladies frum H***” ifn ai’m nowt mistakun…..
*luks sideways at Dan*
-I- wud not be skared!
Well not of teh kilts anyways. All teh otter stuff, yah.
think about it for a minute, ya got a buncha guys whose idea of a sport involves throwing a telephone pole end over end…..wouldn’t wanna get onner bad side. and they’ve been wading through salt water, and sand. If they’re “regimental”, they’re likely to be more that a little cranky.
not to mention teh haggis… anyone that can eet that, I has an helfy respeckt for!
*has a thoughtful*
ob corse, most cultures eets somthing teh otters consider pleh…
I fink MaryO sed somthin abowt roste ginneh pig in Peru..
teh Fronsch has snayles..
teh Japanese has… all kinda stuff..
and we has:
Spam.
salt wadder iz nawt gud foar… um… equipmunt?
salt wadder, after it dries…….chafes.
♪♫spam, sp♪♫am, spam, spam♪♫♪♫
bloody vikings
Dey haz a bleed? Were? Iz got estra-big bawks uv band-ades!
I kin maek dem teh nawt bleed. :3
Charlie teh Cheetah sed they wuz teh nommable! I wuz just chekkin fur trooth in advertyzing.
WIN !!
(Ai LUBS teh Cheetos..teh crunchee ones)
have ya tried the jalapeno cheetos?
Nawt yet…hav tried teh Flaming ones – pleh!!
Hey,Dan…havent seen u in a whyle!
(blows kisses towards Texas)
the flaming ones weren’t too bad, but with my little sisters kids (well two of them annywais) there are no open bags….there are only empty ones. They are akin to bipedal piranah.
Ai will has to try teh jalapeno ones dis weekund.
Ai iz okay wif teh hawt stuffs as long as it has a flavor…awl ai culd tayste wif teh flaming ones wuz OWCH !
Bipedal piranah… dat ar a grate mental immij!
*q Homer* mmmmm, jalapeno cheetos, mmmmm. Tehy r hawt and delishus!
yah yah YAH….product testing, quality controll………dats eet, yah.
Hmmmm…iz THAT why ai’ve been findin kitteh hair in mai ‘getti awl dese yeers!!
uh-oh……..ai jest seed doze floofy pawies….
*splort !*
………..sigh…………ai must membur tu unpakz mi CHRG (wdoi)……..
CCC on da way!! *weeewooopweeeeoooop* *get teh pooper,… i mean get teh brayn scooper an pileem up* *also get teh water hose an washem off* get some mini CHRGs to put on brayn parts fur xtra protecshun *putem bak in salleh’s hed an smoov em out* *screw his hed bak on* ?now shood i put on teh new CHRG, or teh improoved wun? oh well ill ducktapem bofe on get a kitteh blankit an hot chokklit . pls tell me yur betr naow?
oh Fank yew, sairys……onli ai iza “her” noawt a himz……but ai needs doze braynes tudai, so ai presheeates teh halpz !
ohai Salleh!
nao that yu can has yer brains bak, and some hot chonklit, hao u dooowin?
oh Hai cSmall !!!! ///……ai jest gotted bak frum LA….ai wented dwon der to a job interveew…..but wher ai waz gonna hav tu stay fer teh furst monff, wel, dat fawled froo, so ai hadda trun it dwon…..waz at a sklusive custum fraem shop…..( an ai deerly lovz tu du dat…iz grate fun ) an dey pade reel guud bonusessess….but wifowt a plaise tu stai…..waz nowt possibul…..
but at leest a reel big chane ( 18 storz) ov hi end stuff wanteded me …..so dat waz gud tu noes !!
an ai did fine owt, dat ai reely dint want tu goes bak to LA…..
{{{{ shudder }}}} but noaw derz a few moar jobz listeded up heer…so ai iz sendin owf ledderz rite an leff…..
howz bi yu ????
ohai Salleh!
iz gud! werk iz gud, an i haz a contract through the spring! yay!
Ohai, Salleh. Ai bin gon 4 a cuppla weekz, adn Ai camed bak adn tehre u R! Habbin scene u N sush a lawng tahm, adn bin missin U.
oh Hai cSmall, ai rited yu a repli, but WP eeted it !!…..ai’ll katches yu obber awn teh groop….kinda inbolbed fer heer…..
but ina werd…iz OK….yesh, ai noes…dat waz tew werds….sigh
hee hee – WP horked it up!
ima guy…..
oops, me sooooooo sowwey, i sav dat paragraph an copee an paste et eberyso often, i furgot tu chanj et
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(disregard teh commint ubuv dis one)
gasp !!!!!!b yu meenz yu duzzunt rite it owt noo ebbery tyme !!?!?!???
alert tehg media !!!
iz ok, ifn ai noed how tu cut an pasteses …ai prolly wood du dat tu…..
ees okay….floggings aren’t schedualed until tuesday next.
IS DAT SUM LASAGNA IN DA CHEEKZ?
Lub dat liddel spoht rite on toppa deh noze!
Diz kitteh berry attrackive, aifinkso! Luks inellichent.
inellichent=intellichen
Dis kitteh ish defanitly inno… inosen… diddn do it! Luk at da haylo abuv his head. Iz bein held up by da horns, c?
hornserm … ears yesithinkso.Oyes, ears. Dats right. :3 Tanks fur teh correkshuns.
i gotz sad when I left mah spagetty out to cool and kame bak to find mah kitty sittin on it. She waz miiiiity messy… and I had no fud
U dont think she wud haff shared wid u? She cuddn’ eated a hole plate, rite? Im shure she wudnt.
Dont b 2 mad at her. Mebbe she thot there wuz poisin innit. She wuz riskin her lifes 4 u!
She were keepin it warm fur yu!
everything’s better with kitteh hair innit.
But nawt necessarily with kitteh-butt onnit, LOL!
ai hadda nothur kitteh, naemed Loco alias Beast, son ov Dragon, cat ov mi cats…….diz waz nowt yer ordunary kitteh !! oh noes , he wazzunt !….He hadda fing fer Lasagny……yew noes doze Stoffer ffrozun wuns….wel ifn ai leeved teh rum, ai hadda taek it wiff me, cawse Loco waz shamelesses abowt stikin himz fase iniit……
ai wood put teh MT fingy awn teh flor wen ai waz dun, an Loco wood likk dat fing frum wun end ov teh howse tu teh odder……
Lol. I dun liek teh Stoffer wuns as much as teh udder fambly members, but I tink teh kitteh wud like it as much as urs does. :3 Lil garfeelds, dese!
Mai kittehs nawt do pastas… but if ai leev da rum n nawt watch samwich, teh meets sumtymes vanis myster… banish miss… iz nawt dere animoers when ai comes back, n mai Loki be lukin awl pleezed wif himself. Ai fink he learned it frum mai kitteh Nermal dat iz nawt alyv anymoers, he waz berry berry gud at steelin fuds.
deh current favrit hoomin fud mai 3 lil beests tryz 2 steel iz bagels! Plain, sesmeee seedy, holeweet, whatteber. Dey will rip hole into plastic bagg and den proceed 2 eet mai bagel! No butter on dem or ennyting…just home fresh from bakree.
Nawt awl kittehs got teh memo dat kittehs be carni… karn… meet-eeters! LOL
happycat wuz eetin goldfish crakkers today. stold tehm wen my boi left teh tabyle to go watch teebee.
Mai dotter haz 3 kittehs: Mischief, mayhem and LOKI! Loki iz da one who ended up teh peasful one tho. Da odder too ar crazee.
Ai waz just on teh nawt second monorail pikshure eber made*iz from January 15 2007)dere waz onleeeighty-seben commints! Deh onlee to cheez peeps on it dat i rekknized were Kafleen nda Jamamakitty nda gets dis:No LOLSpeak!?!?!
*Gasps comez from all aroun*
No way! Ya don’t say!
Kitty beard
Den hoo rubbed it on yore lips,kitteh; Garfeeld?
Yu didden noe Garfield iz riilii a TUXEDO, DIDYU???
“Don’t touch my moustache!”
Zee pruuf is on ur moostach, mai leetle feeline frend.
*twirls own moostach*
Needs more ‘regano
Bwah hahahahahaaaaaaa! Ai gots ur laysahna! Bwahhahahahahaaaa! *flicking tayle*
dis reminds me ob happycat. boy, yoo’d fink we wuz starvin taht guy. always moochin for fuds. him wuz just likkin my empty yogurt cup, last night was dippin himz paw in wun ob tohse liddle plastic applesawse cups taht wuz empty an we yoozed for my boi’s waffle syrup taht morning, was a liddle bit of rinse-water in it, must hab bin nomalishus cawz him wuz goin dip slurp dip slurp dip slurp. we lubs havin him heer, but if him duznt watch owt himz goin to be re-naymed mooch cawz hims always moochin!
Somebody call Inspector Clouseau.
No pruf cept u ar sinkin in teh karpet cos u nommd so much.
ai didnt sample ur lasanya…ai ated it allz
test
kafleen! U has a santa!
Itz beautimuss.