Dis hai? No, moar like dis hai.
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tehy be gud at teh mezhuring, aifinsko
Ai fink dey iz aibawling et!! Dey is profishonal. Aifinkso!!
… or singing …
aim a lidle tee pawt?!?
♫♫♫
Why do birds suddenly appear, ev’ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.
♫♫♫
*snatchez a burd*
*stuffs in mouf*
*Hits Leeza with broom*
*WhapWhapWhapWhapWhapWhap*
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Bad Leeza!
roflmao….Aim dyinnnnnggggg… thud!
*ow*ow*ow*ow*ow*ow*ow*ow*
*PTUI*
*fethers fly owt wif burd*
*eyes burdcage, still wif a hungree*
*rubs hed and slinks orf*
Baaaad PuddyTat!
*busy riting to Acme for a rokket launcher*
“TTTThufferin Thuccotash!” Doan luk at me, muh abatar wus outta town when this attempt wuz maded.
Leeza, leeza, leeza… havent yu eber wached Wile E. Cyote? he neber gets teh road runner wif Acme.
but but but… I’m just trying to get a littul tweety burd…..
* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack…
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“ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair” – heer yu go leeza * whispers tu otters: dis shud be teh fun!
whispurs bak: well I has to get maus owt of teh way furst.
hmmmmm……….
GP, I luvs yer majikal floofy prezunt sack, eveytime you grags it owt I fink of Felix The Cat and his magic bag. “Oh No, it’s the perfessor and he’s got Poindexter! Open bag, turn into a magic carpet!”
Here… let me help you…
*Lights Zippo*
*Lights the fuse on the Rocket Chair*
*flashing sign appeers*
3 STOOGES FESTIVAL
NOW SHOWING AT TEH NB!
SEETS GOING FAST…
GET THERE NOW!!!!
*Yawn*
The Stooges are sooooo last week…
*Yawn*
*The fuse has burned almost all the way down*
:ROLL:
Dat wud be a problum, if I was ackshully IN teh rokkit chair…
hay, wut happened?
test
*noo sign appeers*
TEH NB FIREWIMMINS PRESENTS:
……..TEH FULL MONTEE!………
LIVE, ONE SHOW ONLEE.
STARTS IN 1 MINNIT!
ok, lemme get this strate, yu ar wuntin to get teh burd, but yu gotsta get teh Maus oot uv teh way. don yu wunt to eet teh Maus to? or dos Holomagrafic projecshuns hav bad flavur?
**Wanderz bai
**seez crowd
**sitz down and takez rapper off candy bar
**Adn leenz back 2 enjoy deh show.
nom nom nom
**wunderz y chair haz finz.
**nomz 3 mauzkteerz bar.
* sits next to cween wib majikal sack adn wayts fur teh sploshuns..
*fuse burns down*
*rokkit lawn chare takes off wif no one on bored*
*crowd oohs and ahs*
*getz teh portlabul peeplol catcher redy*
*getz bord uv holdn PPC an sits down nex tu cween an GP*
whispurrs: hay GP yu wunt kit-katteh?
mmm yesh pweeze…
nom nom nom
* watches chair fly…
Iz deh chair fly enneefing like a shoo fly?
♫♫♫
I seen a peanut stand
Heard a rubber band
Saw a peanut that winked it’s eye…
♫♫♫
Otay, as leeza-b has bin teh nortee fur a few daze… Maus, yu grabbity grabbity hur. Cween, plz to be strappety strappety hur inna sekkund “Acme Rokkit Lawn Chair” from GP Industrees. Sairys, bringing taht duckee taype plzthx.
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* crowd gathers inna spectashun…
*presses green buttun on bwacelett*
*disapeers*
Hey,where’d she go?
*reappeers*
*plate of shwimps appeers*
Dang. Pressed teh rong buttun.
*crowd shoves leeza aside to get to shwimps*
*leeza sidles off towards teh ej and runsawayveryfast!*
* sigh…
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O Hai eeck… ai habbent seen yu inna lawng thyme * keeps eeck tawking
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* psst… Maus, Cween, Sairys – eeck will du… GO!
Do what?
Yeah..uh…what devious plan is affot here ??
(Afoot)
* GP lukks arownd at teh impayshunt shwimp nomming crowd… sits inna ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair, straps in, adjusts FCHRG(wdoi) at jawty angel adn prepurrs fur lift-awf…
Oh. I affot u wuz affinking.
* whizz BANG!
* GP soars into teh distunce…
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Affot ai culd spell !!
(Dat’s whut ai gets fer werkin & playin at teh sayme tyme!)
*sits bak and watched, nomming shwimps*
*Also eating shrimp*
These are good. Thanks Leeza.
It’s fun to watch the rookies, isn’t it?
oh yas!
*passes teh cocktayle sause to maus*
Do u fink he knows where teh emergensy balloon parashoot lever is located?
* GP soars past fur sekkund thyme, cursing Maus & Leeza…
Thanks!
*Dips some shrimp*
I doubt it. Should we tell him?
I have some cold beer. You want one?
Whut kind uv beer u got ???
*grabbitee paw snags cowld beer*
FOINK!
I’ll has a Noocastle pls.
O my, such langwidge from that GP!
*pressed red buttun*
*GP land in teh NB*
* crashes thru Ty Booteek ruuf, lands inna big pile of xtra floofy blankies
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* Bows tu adoring crowds adn limps awf inna serch of painkillers
**grabs a Guiness – just for this occasion**
Leeza,wuz dat the CRASH landing,or the SOFT landing ??
I just sits heer watchin adn nommin.
*nomz sum moar uv deh 3MausKitEerz*
*RummageRummageRummage*
Here’s a Newcastle! Lesse…
*RummageRummageRummage*
And I’ll have a Tucker Hefeweizen
Oh, GP! That’s not a beer you grabbed!
It’s Debriefing Fluid…
*GPs pants fall down while he is bowing*
Oh look! It’s a full moon!
sownds like a bit of bof, eeck!
I’m still lerning the nooanses of teh bwacelett operashun.
*distant whistle blows*
Oh well, that’s lunch!
See u all bak in about an hour!
*pix up lunch pail and punchez clok*
*clok sez OW*
butt butt butt…
sowrey, teh store wuz oot uv dukeytape… i hadta go to teh basement an luk arownd (neber guna go bak) here it tis
*handz GP teh dukeytape*
*cuz luks like he need et*
fank CC ai is tu yung to membering teh Crapenters
O, ai awlmoss forgotted… Egg Salad capshun, Dark-Ether @@@@@
tailing storees…wii doin it ryte!
Ohai, i does it rite??
Kittehz can’t agwee
Home improvement kittehs measuring for new curtains…
Noooooo…. I has not recovered frum the last pic!
*re-splort*
oh noes, leeza-b! nawt agen!
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* scoopy scoopy, washee washee, patty patty, snappy snappy FCHRG(wdoi), duckee duckee taypee taypee
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Der, awl better nao. Hawt chokklit adn floofy blankie fur yu tu.
o fangQ GP!
I hadda low resistunse from teh blak kitteh pic. And hadda owtside kitteh for awile date lukked like teh kitteh on the left there. She was teh sweet kitteh.
*sips hawt choklit*
U got anny possums or oktopi? Maybe an armydiller?
* rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack…
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ah, heer dey is… “Chokklit Cowtid Army Dillers” crunchee onna outsyde, chuwee onna insyde!
“If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy would it?”
Du ai feel sum film triveea cuming awn Maus?
Monty Python, ftw
ai can has ram’s bladder cup adn spring surprize wif mai crunchee frog?
You can have the entire box of the Whizzo Quality Assortment…
ai’ll pass awn teh anfrax ripple, ai’m awn teh dyeit.
Dat’z 1 MP kwoot ai nawt fout abut ina loooooooooooooooog tiem! Ai rememembr 1 wif steeely bowltz.
Dat’z teh spring surprise that M21K siad.
Kitteh b gud @ deshiedin dekoraeshun
dang… nao ai habs an eerworm… ai nebber newded dat johnny b goode wus a kitteh… *humms adn does da airguitar*
Oh Hai! U cans bof come lives wif me!
Adn it bee dis why’d [ ]
:-0
Dare wuz spozed tu bee moar spasis tween dem brakkits.
wp eets deh eggstraw spacis.
and iffn u puts in moar dan free dots, dey gits shrunk. luuk!
. wun dot
.. two dotz
… free dotz
…. fore dotz
….. five dotz
…… sikz dotz
……. seben dotz
…….. ate dotz
iffn u ate da dotz is noe wunner dem bees shrinking.
@@@@@!
ai fink you can use fur spaces
and WP does nawt liek teh flabr ob dat variety
and leebs dem alone
tes tes — [   ] — did it wurk?
noep
doan furget teh semi-colon
….. and teh maus that got away was DIS BIG!!
At least…
DINGDINGDING! taht shudda bin teh nawt sekund, leeza-b – ai fort ob it affer teh lame Carpenter Kitteh won
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* bows (nawt worthee)
well, it tuk me much longer to think uv a gud commint so u takes teh nawt sekkund top o’ teh braid award, u deserves it!
And dat b zaklee y deh nawt-sekkund b silleebrated–cuz iz not eezee 2 b kwik finnered and kwik witted at deh same time.
{{GP}} {{leezab}}
{{{cweeen}}} mai leeg… liej… yur majustee, yu awlways has teh nicee fings tu sai x
Meshure twyce cut wunce
I doan git it, Ai has cut it free tymes an its still too short.
Hao hi’z teh wattur mahma?
youtube.com/watch?v=q_SXcKQQ_CA
It ownlee cums haff wai up teh dukk
Dis luuks lyk mai exersize class. “Nao raize ur rite paw as hi as u can an streeeetch. Gud jawb.”
Measure twice…cut once.
when my dadcat tawt me about wiring he sed “If you cut it too short you can splice a piece on, but if you cut it too long you’re stuck with it.”
invisible glass door on teh paws… ur doin it rite!!
ha ha so cute! i love the file name “kittens argue about the height of something”
Itty bitty carpenter kitteh commitee..
Kitteh Fu
I has Snaik style
No, I has Crane
Hey did you guys know in German Hai means shark?
I did not know that…cool. Thanks, Ric!
eet waz a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mous!!!