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BC teh early dayz…
ohai hashim! cornkatshoelaces for teh nawt sekkund! sillybrayshuns? i hazd teh milk an cookiez, but ai nommd an slurpd eet all in one nyt!
fanks kittehcruncheez!!
esides, i hab a fast right naow so cant accept teh noms….
i noes
iz sposd to be for teh fastbrekkies! i wunders if basementcat haz a flavr
a ebil flavr!
like lickerish, i thinkso.
congcat shulations Hashim!!!
Ohai plasticat!!
fanks fur teh conga rats!!
u welcky Hashim-Glad ai maniged 2 at a time wen weiz both a waik
yeah, finally…
itz afternoon fur meh here, watz it fur u in TTI??
my lack of international tiem, let me show u it!!
akshully i b in teh merica in Noo Yawk State but is only6;20 in teh mawnin for us
ohh…
when iz ur skool timing??
mine iz about 7;45 in teh mornin
same here butt meh bus doesn’t come til 7:20 sumfin. Ai akshully lives no were neer meh skewl-iz so far a wai dat if ai waz livin rite up teh road from meh hous ai would go 2 a different skewl…
u still der Hashim-O NO!Did u falls victum 2 teh kittehs kyootness?
BTW Hashim did u gits teh frend request aifink ai sended 2 u?
Ohai plasticat!!
iz here naow, waz doing teh homework…
yesh, i gotted ur request but i cant access mine or anybody’s profile so when i can, i’ll accept it!!
o-k, yesh deh dreaded homework,iz better den bein head asploded liek meh-ai gotta goes innafew minutes, maib ai can catches up 2 u 2morrow oar next day
oh ok!!
bye bye!!
talk to ya later!!
ohhh… i goes by car, teh bus service aint free… iz ur bus service free??
yesh
oh kewl!
F.Y.I, is abowt 11:28am in TTI
ai shud know, ai am here!
Ohai Jimmba!!
howz ur apollo kitteh??
Corn grate july chance, Hashim.
fanks Legat Parn!!
ohh corm!!
*nomnomnom*
Diz wuz akshully mai nawt sekkund kommint on diz websiet. Ai’z happey dat it wurkd. Ai luuuubz diz siet, maeks mee laff ebry dai.
onlee teh cuddlee can hug basement cat
ai wunders if basement cat is teh snorglee…
tastes like chocolate
This was befor ceiling cat cast basement cat intu de basement… this iz just cat.
Him iz wai tu cyoot tu be ebil!
I lubs tihs littul kitteh.
I lubs hiz mommeh tew! Look at herz fayce….. She LUUUUUUBBBBBSSSSS her bebbeh!! Dish is NAWT BC ennywai…. haz wyte onna chin and chocky brown furzz and is splortalicious!
blak kittehs ken b splortalicious too!
Dat ar nawt full baesmint-cat enniewae. Dat kitteh habz whyt patch ons him.
Baesmint-kat ar snorglin’ on my blankeez wif me rite nao. Dat kiti in teh pikshur? nawt reel baesmintkat.
Ohai, elfi! Hao ar yoo? And hao is KB? A liddel whyl ago yoo sed he wuzzint aktin himself an yoo had teh wurries. . .
Oh him had a bad case of swamp-butt but him rekovrd nicely. I think he got a virus (him wuz a stressedkiti from the move) and it made his tummy rumbly. He was dehydrated and ABSOLUTELY not acting like himself AT ALL (hiding under the bed, growling, complaining if I reached far enough in to pet him)…. the only thing he was swallowing was his pills (and even then, it wasn’t easy)… he refused food and water…. I finally mixed a tiny bit of sugar into some fresh clear water in a completely clean glass bowl (hopefully no plasticky or soapy smells) and he sipped a LITTLE bit with my husband’s coaxing…. then I opened a packet of wet meow-mix (something we have lying around but don’t feed to OUR kitties) and he slurped the gravy out of that, which made me VERY relieved. I was resorting to bathing him to a) make him stink less and b) put some water on his fur so he’d feel compelled to lick it off, and maybe consume some.
He was finally snuggling in the bed again with us on that Monday… which was bad because his stinky swampybutt wasn’t gone yet… so that Monday night saw me washing all the linens that he’d left stinky little butt-prints on….
But he’s back to his goofy OMGLUVEVRYFING self now. *whew*!!
*grins* yay!
How’s you doing, Gremlin??
Poor stinky-butt kitteh! We awl noes when owr behbehs is akting teh straynge. Is gud to heer he is moar lyke his normal self!
I’m doing pritteh well. Is heading toward fall here in Pennsylvania an I luvs teh fall! An mah kitteh-boi Dexter is such a sweet addition to owr liddel fambly! He is up to moar than 9 pownds, an only 5 months old!
He is such a luv sometimes (and sometimes a little bad too, to balance it owt). There is a chayr I sit in in our living room where Dexter likes to leep up an joyn me. I see him run toward me, an he narrows his eyes at me (like when they mayks teh luvvy eyes), and LEAPS into my arms! An then krawls awl teh way up to teh highest place on mah left sholder he kin get, an sits there, and snuggles up, and PURRZ! He duzzint always stay long, mostly justafewminnits. But is so good to have a kitteh bak in mah arms agin!
I thot when I lost mah Grem I wuld never be happeh agin, I luvved him so. But I luvs this noo boi now, too. I found myself thinking wun day last week – “Finally, I feel completely happy again.” Is a gud thing!
Wutta kyuoote bebbeh kitteh-hims kans nawt bees Basemint Cat becuz hims splortableniss iys tuu hi!!!
(I cannot say any more; we hadto have our beloved Russian Blue kitteh put to sleep yesterday; he had brain cancer;
I don’t know when I wil post again, because I have lost my funny;
I’ll have to wait until I feel better…..) Love, CKK
So sorry to hear about your loss – it is never easy to say goodbye to them. {{cheshirekittehkat & fambly}}
Ai am sew sowry. Ai has a sad furr yu.
{{{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}}}
Loozin teh Blue
Gives u teh blues
Missin teh snorgles
Missin teh mews
Missin taht fine roun face in ur hanz
Know taht ur Cheezfrenz unnerstanz
Helping him go iz an unseffish gift
Pleez let ur Cheezfrens give u a lift
{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}
Awww, dat wuz beeyotiful!
Mai eies r leekin nao.
dat wuz beeytiimus!! *snif,snif*
{{{{{CKK}}}}}
its tuff losing a kitteh, they becomes such important part of our lives
I hope you feel better soon
tahts so sad!!
iz so sowwy fur ur loss!!
{{{{{{{{CKK adn kitteh }}}}}}}}}
{{{{CKK}}}}
Mai hart iz borked 4 u. Ai kno teh feline.
May u rest in the comfort taht ur kitteh had a gud lyfe an iz nao tellin CC awl abowt hiz wunnerful hoomin.
{{{CKK}}}
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Mai warmest forts be wib yu adn yur fambilee; wii will be finky ob yu. Plz to be coming back soon!
OOOhhhh {{{{{CKK}}}}}}}!
I am so sorry for you. I understand completely. Just lurk about in the electron hinterlands so that you can be close to us. When you’re better able to deal with your loss, we’ll be right here, waiting for your next tale to amuse us with. Don’t forget that if you feel that your world is burning down, we are also here as your safety net, jump right in.
Smammie
Oh, cheshirekittehkat, I’m so sorry to hear that. How heart-breaking for you and your family. Please don’t go away to be sad alone! You have friends here and we have all been there, where the deep, deep lonely misery lives. It gets into your heart and borks it, and you think you may never be happy again. Now may be a time for grieving and remembering. But your funny will come back again – I know this to be true. I send you healing thoughts and warm hugs, and I send my big orange boy Grem to welcome your sweet Blue baby home to the meadow.
*beeg orinj floofy pawz reechingz owt throo teh innertoobs* {{{{{{{CKK an teh beluvved Blue kitteh}}}}}}}
{{{{gremlin}}}} UR bery speshul tu! (ai read mesajes up-si-don)
*wipes more leaky face*
Oh noez!!! I haz deh giant sad fur u, CKK. {โฅ} <– Dat b deh Cheezpeepz holding ur borkt hart togezzer. U b noeing wii lubz u CKK. And u kin kum heer even wen u duzn’t haz a funnee 2 say. Kum, I sit wif u fer a wyle in deh Princess Mu medow adn wii will watching ower hart kitteez playing in dhe sunshine….. Dey b sew sweet togezzer…… mmmm….smell deh sweet flowerz….. I think dat b deh scent uv deh hunneesukkle frum deh fense ober dere I b smelling…. Lukk at deh monark budderfliez…..dey b hedding sowf 2 Mexico….. dey just keep kumming overhed in waves…. It b a misteree 2 mii how dey finding dere way…. deh wunz dat fly souf b two oar free generashunz removed frum deh wunz dat fly norf…..Oh, luk! Ower kittehz b dancing under deh flutter-baiz!!
{{{{Cweenmj}}}} U R bery speshul!!!
*wipes leaky face*
Ooh! Butterflyz! *leeps krayzily into teh ayr, misses, falls down on sawft pawz; sitz an watches teh butterfly parayd with grayt interest – with pert eerz and flotchy tayl*
oh, sew sawwy CKK iz sew hard tew loze a beloved kitteh {{{{{CKK and famblee and Russian Blue kitteh}}}}} pleeze don”t stai awai – wen ai losted mai Himalayan Stormy last monf, awl teh cheezfrens wuz SSOO nyce adn thotful adn sayd such nyce tings. it rilly helped tew b heer, ebery 1 heer knos whut yew are going tru. Ai liek to reed teh storys ob teh nite watchman and teh discriptyon ob teh Princrss Mu Meadow (ai tink JCH4K wrote it, bu nawt shure)…dey maik mii crai, but ai happee tew no dat mai Stormy iz in such a nyce playce wid lots uf frens adn a nyce man to keep an eye on hym. {{{CKK}}}
{{{{{CKK}}}}}}
*leaky eyes*
{{{{{{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}}}}}}}
So sowry abowt ur kitteh.
Hope u get ur funnie back soon.
Ai’z sew sry to here bowt ur bebbeh kitteh. Iz sew hard tu let dem go, eben wen u no iz best fur dem. {{{{{{{cheshirekittenkat}}}}}}. Ai greev wif u.
{{{{{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}}}}}
Mai hart goez out to yoo. I finks our kitteh hoo past away dis summer is showin yur Russian Blue arownd teh meddow.
{{{{{CKK}}}}} Soo sorry tu heer teh bad news. wee is sendin yu good thoughts an prayers. {{{{{CKK}}}}} frum Tammy tu.
{{{{{CKK}}}}} aie iz sowwy fur ur loss
U nawt needz to hab ur funni tu beez wiv cheezfrends, we lubs u cos ur u.
Ai iz so bery sorri to hear bout ur Blu kitteh CKK. Ai ax mah midnight tu be der tu welcum him tu da bridje.
Ai iz shor him wates fur u, wif aw da aminalz ov ur cheezfriens tu pway wif.
{{{CKK}}}
{{{{{CKK}}}}}
{{{{{{{cheshirekittehket}}}}}}} i am so sorry. i kno yoo didded teh bestest yoo culd for him an gibbed him very much lubs. i hoep yoo will feel bettr soon an com bak for a liddle bit ob funny to help yor borkd hart.
I has a sad.
Many hugs fer u. Don worries, kitteh b cross Rainbo Brij an playin wif angels.
Resting in the arms of the angels . . .
Sarah M sings us some sweet tunes.
In the arms of the angels:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CbAjj80NIM
I will remember you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZHrbjhwKik&feature=related
Oops, that second link (which turns out to be a very nice but different version of arms of the angels) was supposed to be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHm1el3Sze8
Menny menny fanks tuu awl ov mai CheezeFrends foar awl teh kynde wurds adn luvvlee thots……Ai stil haz a deep sad, but Ai feal soe luuved: adn tihs wil halp me tuu geyt oaver tihs ruff patch……โฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅโฅ
SSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRT!!!! HALP!
*reaches out hand feebly* Halp!
Hang on plasticat! Where are all those brains – you are going to need them for school! Scoopy, scoopy, scoopy. Rinse them under fresh water and pour them back in the brainium. Now, where did the branium bone pieces go? There’s some over there under the bed. Rinse off the dust bunnies and glue the branium bones back together and place back on top of the branium cavity. Streeetch the skin back over and staple the edges down. Comb the fur back over to hide the staples, and then duck taype the whole thing. Put on a CHRG and duck tape that down. Now, just sit over here quietly and rest. Here is a nice cup of hot cocoa and some maraschino cherry chocolates to restore your energy, and a nice floofy blue blanky to keep you warm while you are recuperating. Hope you are feeling better soon. But maybe not until after the bus comes. Does splorting count as an acceptable sick excuse at your school?
Ooh mai!! Whut a wundermus reskue!! Harry iz an exelent addition tu da CCC crew!
ohai Harry – fang-q fer teh wundermus reskyoo ob mai boikitteh Plasticat!! yu did a bery nyce job dere!! Ai dun’t kno if splorting iz an acceptybul sick exkyuus at hiz skool, but it not acceptabul wid hiz momcat!!!
wow harry, yoo are teh pro at teh brayn-reassemblez. i fink maybe i seed yoo on teh Diskobery Helf Chanul!! a dokyoomentray called “felled by teh kyoot: a bray surjury story”!!
this is before he fell to the dark sied
i gess he went chin first, and picked up that last piece of black on the landing … XD
hmm…if awl blak kittehs are basement cat…an Barack Obama iz blak…tehn ah tink wii shood renaym them “prezidenshawl cat”. an awl whyt kittehs will nao be kawlled “loozer cat”. cuz ah tink Barack got this one in teh bag!!
jus a thawt…tawk amugnst yurshelfs…
“prezidenshawl cat” sowndz like cat dat iz worn on deh prezidenz sholderz. I like it. ken I b habbing a cweenshawl cat? Berry nice on deh kold morningz, Ifinkso.
Gud Mawnin, mai Cween,
Yew moas sertinlii shud hab a cweenshawl cat, en fakt, yew shud hab meny ov dem, tu akcessoareyez yoar cweenlii roebz! Furmal Purzhinz 4 ebeninware rite tu Comfii Kalikoz 4 Kazuawl Friedeggz. Yesh, Aye finkso. Yew wheel bii cawzin ah fasshun tredn.
ai haz a comfy kaliko shawl on rite naow!!! wood mai cween liek to bor..br….uze her fur a liddle wile? she jest a bebeh, onlee cobers 1 shoulder…oh, yeah, adn she lieks tew nom yer hair…jest a werd ob warnin…
Fank yew!! *putz on deh mini kaliko cweenshawl* oh, dat so cumfy! her b keeping mine eer warm. mmmm. Oh, Haaaaaay! OW! No nomming allowed!!
ai alew haz a bigger kaliko shawl, but she iz ravver heavy…her ways 14 pounds, lieks to sleep on mai shoulder tew – but kan onlee let her stai dere fur a liddle while…but she dusn’t nom mai hair
Cweenz shud haz furs, n furs iz much nicer wehn iz purrrrin n warms n fings. N dey cn b bodygards 2!
oh dat is funnee! ai am noo an jus lyk to lurk mosly an ai lub all da cween’s commentz. u quack me up! *scurries out of way nao*
mmmm … not a fan of calling kittehs loozers, maybe ‘not-first kitteh’? oar ‘not Socks’? maybe ‘Teh Anti-Fala’?
ooo – ai lyk dos sugec…sejesc…uder choyces. ai wus jus tinking how sum hyoomins don lyk “whyt” = gud and “blak” = bad so ai tryz to fix.
jest wunderin – wyi iz Obama considerd “black” if him haz a white momcat? shoodn’t hii b “bi-racial”?
mebbe he can just be Amurrican?
werks fur mii! ai don’t liek haow dey sai “ai iz teh nawt sekund black” or “ai iz teh nawt sekund woman” or “ai iz teh oldest purrson” nomnomnominyted – kan’t dey jest sai wut dere plans are to fix dis kuntree and help us liddle peeps
YESH!!! Y kant dey gibz op teh blather-blather-blah-blah-awl-abowt-ME crap adn kut tu teh chays ?!!!?
iz prezziidint *OV* amerika, nawt prezzidint *iz* amerika
wii, awl teh peeps, IZ amerika, adn Aye fur wun iz gettin tyred…….
YAY!!!!11!!! no hyphenates
ai fink wii shud nawt slander de sweet kittehs or goggies or anee odder innosent critters bye cawlin dem “politishuns”
“Oh Mom…. Can I go play with Beezlepup now?”
Nawt until ur eers r kleen!
(Aoowwwwww muuuuuuuuum!)
OMG bebbeh kitteh’s so cute
want
:SPLORT
Oh noes! anubber SPLORT!
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* scoopy scoopy braynes, washes dem carufullee adn puts bak inna hed. Puts onna FCHRG(wdoi) adn ducky ducky taype. Hands two_kittehs big mug ob hawt chokklit adn xtra floofy bloo blankie
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der, yu relax adn yu be awl bedder inna no thyme!
sippee sippee choklits
wraps selfz in floofee blankee
fank GP I is feeling bedder
Teh ICHC hoomins needs tu be warning teh chzfrends ob teh splortalicious peekchores, aifinkso – lawts ob splorts dis week!
basement cat as a babey
mah boi, he haz a flavr, adn he tastes liek chickin!
remindz me uv teh luvlee “my son, he haz a flavr” lol . . . I tried to post linky erlier but WP thot it had a flavr an eeted it.
try cuttimg teh https and put the three W’s adn then try…
i liek taht one!!
mai favrite flavr pics:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/22/funny-pictures-u-has-a-flavur-its-gurrrrrrrrrrr8/
and:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/26/funny-pictures-ur-flavr-it-hurtz-me/
but yrs is gr8:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/15/my-son/
Ohai, cSmall! I luvz teh flavr pikshors. That ur-flavr-it-hurtz-me wun just kills meh! I dunno why. I seez that por bunneh with its tung hangin owt lukkin paynd. Kyoot but verreh stranj an almost sad . . .
yeah – interspecies snorgling isn’t alwais a good idea, i gess
The young Vader! LOL
mawm, stop licking meh
deh odder kittehs iz watchin
an will laff at meh
bebbeh… blak… kitteh….. uh, wha, itz too earlie, I-
*splort*
Oh noes! Hold awn Leeza!
*retreeves CCC frum furzzer up teh fred*
Hmmm, ai hazn’t dun dis fur ahwiel.
*sweepee sweepee sweep up teh braynes, such a lot ob dem!*
*skoopitee skoop adn pooorrrrreeee dem bak into teh craynial cabitee*
*pat pat pattee jentlee*
Naow, a lufflee 50’s bavving cap, ifink. Wif prettee blu flowrs.
*SnaaaAAAPPPP!*
*Tuks a sawft floofee blu blankee wif bebbeh gorillols onnit arownd Leeza, n gibs her a mug ob hawt chonklitt wif “speshul” wippee creem*
Yoo rest qwietlee fur awhiel. Dose blak bebbehs R danjerus!
Oops – forgottinged teh mostest importint fing.
*Gibbs Leeza a handful ob chonklitt possums*
*ow*
oooo… gorillol babbehs? dat’s kinda splort-worthy too!
fanks DK… mmm… wut did u put in this whippy creem?
*wispurrs* Kalula
*Puts anuzzer CHRG(wdoi) awn Leeza’s hed, justin case*
OHHH!
Hm, well I gess dat makes up for gettin me debriefed yesterday!
It wuz fur ur own gud, Commando Grrl.
Even BC haz a muvver……. What duz TTI stand furr? Ah noe its sumfing to do wif Engerland..
Teenie Tiny Ingerland …
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.

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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map. I wud lub 2 b seeing peepz frum awl deh kontinetz on deh map — wii haz nowun in Africa yet, adn onlee wun in Souf Amerika and wun in Asia — wii needz moar!! Cheezpeepz must taking ober deh whirrld!!!
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Pee Ess: I notissed dat sum peepz haz sended mii messijez in mai ICHC profile 2 getting on deh map….dat not so gud an idea….I duzn’t luuking at mai profile berry offen, and I can’t awlwayz reply to messijez…..I b habbing issuez wif deh ‘frenz’ featurez on ICHC….I kin making deh frenz, but I kant seeing dem and, well, u noez WP.
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Awlso, anuzzer Pee Ess: I eben putting lurkerz on deh map. Awl u haz 2 due is asking.
It r teh orijinal BAZEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
otay sweetie, u gotz a lil sumfin awn ur faice dere, jus hol still, mama wil getz it fer u.
momcat roolz
luk at dat sweeet lil faice, whoo wud eber tink dat bebe wud turn 2 de dark syde
Awwwww…. poor thing. He looks like he’s going to cry.
Dis not be basement cats! He’s so prosh and his mumy loves him!
Aw…
So’z dis is basement cat wen he wuz witl?
2 bad he had’z to gro up 2 be lyk he ish nao D:
Wait a sekond, Junyer– I washes u bfoar u goes out to play
What a beautiful baby!!! i like your cat!!
Teh mothurly lub is unstoppabl!!1
Holy cheez cutest thing ever.
awwwwwz teh basement kitteh iz kyoot! were go rong?
dat is AAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwwww so kyoot! Iz adowable
I wishez mah kitteh wud snuggl meh liek dat.