See? The system works
See? The system works
dis sistem nawt wurkin sew gud.
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Mmmmmm. Warmmmmm…
congarats Maus (bytheway, wher hav yu been latly? me no seez yu in a couple days)
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sillybrashuns?
I was “on the road” on Friday, and then on Monday, ICHC was blocked on my work network. It was available yesterday, though.
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
I have a theory about the blockage. The Cheezes updated the Content Metadata headers for ICHC, which caused an automatic block on the proxy. Someone from the web team tried to access ICHC from work on Monday, saw it was blocked, said “WTF!!”, and changed the proxy rules. Which proves that ICHC Rules!
So let’s celebrate the un-blockage. Otherwise I would not be able to post here much…
I duz deh happee~est dans!
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YAY! fur deh Maus! *dans uv Xtreme happee*
Yay! fur deh nawt-sekkund! *dans uv moar Xtreme happee*
Yay! fur deh unblokkij! *dans uv mostest Xtreme happee*
*dans, dans, dans!!*
*twurl and skip adn swing ur partner rownd deh blokk**
*Promenade adn Doe-see-doe!!*
*Skip 2 mai Luuu**
*Put ur rite foot in adn shake it awl abowt**
*Hop, hop, hop*
*1-2-3 Jump*
*Rownd adn rownd, adn up and down. **
Be careful! You’ll make yourself dizzy…
blockage…. just duz not sownd good in any kind of way!
I duzzn’t keer!! C,mon!!
*Grabz maus bai himz liddil pawzez*
*dans, dans, dans!!*
*Hop, hop, hop*
*Put ur rite foot in adn shake it awl abowt**
*twurl and skip adn swing ur partner rownd deh blokk**
*Promenade adn Doe-see-doe!!*
*Skip, skip, skip 2 mai Luuu**
*Rownd adn rownd, up adn down*
*1-2-3 Jump*
*Put ur rite foot in adn shake it awl abowt**
OK! Now let’s show these younguns a thing or two…
*Grabs MJ and starts a screamin’ Lindy*
W00t!! w00t!!
Lindy! Can i haz tew de Lindy!1!! plx plx
Noebody eber does dat enymoar
It’z jsut a jump 2 teh leff
Adn den a step 2 teh riiiight
Wif ur hands awn ur hipz
U bring ur knees in tite
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let’s do The Time Warp again
Ohai yur majesteeusnus Cweenmj teh One an Onliest!!!
Hmmmm, ai wunners wut happens tu teh RV wen teh yur majestee iz doin awl yur Xtreme happee danses?
x 2 -Ohai yur majesteeusnus Cweenmj teh One an Onliest!!!
Hmmmm, ai wunners wut happens tu teh RV wen teh yur majestee iz doin awl yur Xtreme happee danses?
Oi!
(I hatez wen dat happenz. Wii awl noez it wuzn’t ur fawlt. Wii will awl pretend dat u only postinged wunst. Wii haz deh exxell ent mannerz heer.)
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The RV duz deh rok-n-roll wen I dans.
Doan come a’nockin wehn teh RV iz rockin….
Wii haz a moment to taost teh web-team gai 4 un-bolckign ICHC 4 hour Maus. *clinky glassez*
“Un-blockage” sowns almos liek “de-briefing” but DO NOT WANT dat!!!1!
conga rats Maus on ur nawt sekund commint!!!
would u liek sum warm coffee??
whispurrs, giv him teh warm oranglet
iz taht a kitteh??
k, iz going to break teh fast!!
brb!
whispurrrs: ets Maus’s “special” hot chokklit…
NO! It’s MY special hot chocolate!
O.O
then i’ll definatly skip et!!
Yes, Captain Obvious, I’m here…
DUH!
and taht aint gud at all…
*gulp*
ohai maus and congrashulashuns. yew is at the taupe spot in a 8-way macramai, if ai cownts correctly. lotsa bizzness fer teh TyBoTeek.
Congrats to Maus, Hashim, sairys an sweetpea on macrame fur nawt sekund!! An you awl mayd such CLEBER commints 2!!
Now .. *mayks moob alawng mowshuns* off to teh Tye Bootik wif you awl!!
ai gibs mai kittehs tehy’r bery own heeting pad inna winnertyme tew keeps dem awf mai puter mawnitor. wurks wunnerfully!
yesh, ai duz tihs too! nawt for monitor sake necessarily, cuz ai has teh flat panel, but jus foar teh lurves of teh kittehs!
an wun kitteh lurves it; other kitteh cuddint care less.
Cromgradulayshuns on tawp spot!!
*hans maus drinksies ob choyce*
naow, gimme cheezburger!!1!
yu mus folow teh instrucshuns
but teh kitteh crwashed…
pls 2 be rebooting wif gushifuds adn play tois kthxbai
kitteh tech is in on top o fingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
FTW!
ooooo datz sum kyute kitteh…lukkat da paw…
Good point!
Need to cawl support nao……
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/13/funny-pictures-is-important-to-us-please-continue-to-hold/
…oh,yeah…nevermind !!!
Donut hav awl day !
hum…mebbe support iz nawt sech teh gud idee, akshually.
ai can has kitteh geek skwad insted?
**snerk**
Ai iz gettin visions un kittehs wif liddul black ties & geeky glasses…..
… and propeller beanies …
…….. ……. …..driving rownd town in deh vee-dubbya beddilz…..
hay! beedles are not geekie!
But, but, dat b wut deh Geek Skwad frum Best Buy drives… deh blak n wite beddilz….Wif deh orinj logoz……I haz scene dem…..
oh, I did not noes that! okays then.
R they waring pokkit protecters 2?
*whispurs*
I just sented u a emale to get put on teh cheezmap!
U b on deh map!!!
dere b no Maus on deh map!!
*waitz a moment wile ebbreewun goes to waving at Leeza-b*
It b fun to putting peepz on deh map and seeing ware dehy b.
I’m dere, I’m dere!
*duz a littel happidanse*
MJ, I just sent you email re: the map…
Yay!! dere beez a maus on deh map. Himz ebil twin showed up, 2.
Yikes!
Oh yay! Leeza N Maus beez on teh map!
*runz off to luk* brb
didja see me?? didja see me??
yes, doze ar veeerrry geeky, dey eben SAY ‘Geek Squad’ on teh sid.
*cough* yes they ar *cough*
um, du you haz a cold sairys?
Maybee u needs som medisin.
*grabs teh ’speshul’ hot choklit from above and gives to sairys*
*peers in teh cup*
*whew* ok ets not orange
*gulp*
wait… *urp* … uhhh, wut wuz teh exp. date on tat?
oh wait, yooz had brown dye
When I first read sairys’ 3:59 am comment, I did not initially see the “r” in “peers”
Mebbe u thot he wuz at teh dokktors office ???
hot lemmon drink… sownds like somethin EM mite be interested in….
*gack* *choke* *throe* *THUD*
Lotsa peeps dwinkin thier pea… Nawt me!
nurse nawt fink isso funneh when she holz up de cup an sez:
“Pee in dis” an I sez “frum here?”
kitteh is in ur office monitoring ur computer
Alwuz b supervizin’ – neber duin eny wurk.
supervzr kitteh is supervizing
supervzr kitteh alwuz habin opinonion butt neber habin wurk. WANT dat jbo.
cat sleeps here
do nawt disturb
ohai Phillipe, how is Igor deeling wif his noo sellebritty??
I herd the movie was grate.
*whispurs*
can u get me hiz ottograf?
ohai leeza-b — ai has nawt yet seen teh movie, but ai has also herd good things. we wuz hoping that Igor cud get us inbitashuns to the premeer, but sumhow they lefed hims name off the list. he had a major sad about that. ai herd him mumbling sumfing about showing teh director a fing or two about braynez …
ai will post a report as soon as ai get to see teh movie. and i’m sure that igor wud be happy to give an ottygraf. him is eezily swayed by teh blondz, yew noes.
um… blondz? how did u know I wuz blonde?
OOPS.
Everybuddy witnessed ur debriefing.
u no itz natural, den.
Hey LCB! Is this your bottle of peroxide? I found it
with Leeza’s stuffon the sidewalk…*luks askanse at Maus*
Do u not have ennything better to do than worry abowt my, erm, natural booty??
… or beauty …
why Maus. How u do go on!
*blushes*
But whut else can system do ??
et puts deh kitteh tu sleep tu!!
Oyes dahson, datz sew hrad 2 due. Kitteh neber sleepyz! hee hee
Uz gotz it rite on tawp
Wut hahppens when u uz flat skreen?
flat kitteh???!??!one?
DO NAWT WANT!
Ai has a lappytop pyooter.
Mai Zoey kitteh will sumtimes lie next to me on teh chair and put her hed on teh keyboard part.
Is berry kyoot wen she duz dat.
Mai Gemmi duz dat 2 – ai sitz in la-z-boi wif skreen to lef and keyboard on lap. Seh finks seh kan tpye betteh dan mii.
Catz fink dey kin dew evvreething bedder dan hoominz.
Sew Y seh nawt makinging da moniees? hee hee
mai sparky kitteh wuz playin wif teh maus last nite adn pushin it roun adn pushin budduns awn it adn makign mai puter due awl kindz uv teh stranyj. him finks teh intertubez am hims own purrsonal plaigrownd!
mai loki-kitteh wented flop onna kibored tray onse, pusht teh maus 2 top rite corner, den rubbed hed on maus and clikked teh button. O.O He gotted it rite onna X. Ai no he wuz annoid cuz ai wuz on sekkund-lyf n nawt playin wif him, but he dint eben let mi say kthxbai!
Cat goez heer.
Cheezburgurz goe nex ta cat.
Cheezburgurz vanish’d.
Repeet ztep tew.
Kitteh is xnoozzing on a cat-hoed ray tube…
Oh, teh playses dat kittehs find 2 do tehre sleepin!
Ohai frenz! Ai’m habbin a gud dai sew far (nawt feline 2 bad), sew ai’m inna mood 2 play!
Who wantz 2 play chase?
**rhsb crouches down an doez butt wigglol ov doom, nockin fings offa tablol wif hur tayle (az uzawul)**
*pownse!!*
*run frew howse like maniac!!*
*Gets out laser pointer*
*Points it up the wall and across the ceiling*
Wheeee!!! *AfriCat dus teh flyin leep ov doom an …* CRASH, TINKLE… DROING, DROING, DROING…boom!
**Klimz wall adn runz ‘kross deh seeling!! **
Sry. deh feline instinktz tookingd over fur a minit.
**Pownsez on Ebil Mauz!! **
**Kapshurez deh furry ro dent in pawz wif deh pointee endz**
u ok?
*faint voice frum unner a hooj pyle ov CDs an sordid borked expensiv fings* a liddle help, plzkthx!!!
i fink we may need sum firemens for this.
*mufloled voice* sum firewimmins wud bee naice tu, thx.
*puts awn teh fyrewimmins ooniform*
WEE woo WEE woo WEE woo
*screech**bands frew teh front door*
Yew cawled?
*mufloled voice* ober heer, ai iz unner teh hooj pyle ov CDs an sordid borked expensiv fings, but ai didn bork aneefing, no reely, itz tru!
*inna sympafetic voyce*
uv korse yew dint! hrm…wii need teh jaws uv lyfe tew get yew awt, aifinkso! dun
…dun move, dat iz. ai’ll brb!
*runs tew the truck adn getz awt teh Jaws of Lyfe. Itz teh biggest jawbone from a shark that you’ve ever seen, minus the teeth, of course. runs back into teh house*
Ok, lesee…*places the Jaws over the pile of not borked spensive fings*
*crank, whoosh, zip, zap, zapow!*
dere yew go, ur free!
YAY! fanks berry mush!!! elebenty cheezburgers fur yu!
o an yu luks teh berry fetchin in yur fyrewimmins ooniform!!! careful nots tu start anee fyres wiv dat!!!!
*poses* wy, fankyew!
itz nawt sew comfurrtable, akshually. mebee ai shuld iz chaynjing bak tew jeens adn t-shirt nao dat teh reskew am over?
pleez do! tu a kitteh, comfurrtable iz eberyfing!!!
*floofee paw reechez into deh pile and
*gentlee pokez AfriCat on deh nose*
Dat u, AC?
*mufloled voice* ai finks so… but aim not sure ifn dats mai noze!
Mebbee we shud kawling deh resQ doggeez. Dey kin finding peepz burreed after eerfkwakez. Dunno if dey kin finding catz burreed after flyin leepz ov doom.
*floofee paw waives weekly frum teh pyle ov rublol*
*Pushez on pyle uv rubblolz*
Crash, tinklol, tinklol!
*Africatz hed popz owt*
Oh, Hai!! I finkso, u kin git owt now!!
but, but… wee wuz waitin fur teh jaws ov lyfe, mom21kitteh sed so!
but den agin… ai dunno if ai laiks teh idee ov JAWS
*dah dun! dah dun! dahdun dahdundahdun!*
AfriCat, luk owt iffen sumtin brooshes yer leg!
Eeeek! Aim owt, aim owt! noe need fur teh jaws!!! *runz awai fast – showts over showlder* Tanks fur teh reskqew!!!
I’m fine. Holographic projections are wonderful things…
…and Ebil holographic projections are even better,I’m sure….
Windoze Vista kitteh sez “Sawry I krashed….I cant halp it. I can has proppiganduh kommershul?”
We can do better than commercials.
all ur computers all obeying to meh!!
Ai am PixelCat….
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!!!
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If u just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
cween… wii nebber get teh sik ob yur posts! nawt manee TTI cheezfrends onna map tho
It b mai dreem to hazing AWL deh comminterz heer b on deh map. noobeez and oldbeez.
Heer b sum I noe dat not b on deh map:
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Dere wuz ober 150 on deh old map adn only bowt 80 on deh new map.
LCB
Aahz
StagehandDan
AfriCat
sairys
JD
thepetmuseum
Karen (wif a Kapital K)
VIRZAN TILLWEED
Kafleen deh Donkee
Tehy muss be inna dreemland, aifinkso… ai needs tu invyte dem awl to teh GP / LCB Fashun Show aneewai so will aks dem awl tu emayo yu tu!
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* hands cweenmj 2 tickets fur Fashun Show – we has yu inna berry berry speshul box fur royaltee ownlee, ob corse
I alsew does not see Tidmum, lunarmommy, Gibbocat (where HAS he bin latelee?) or any of owr frenz in Germanee…..
I noez… sum uv dem b on dhe Yahoo cheezfrenz, but not b on dhe ICHC map. Lunarmommy b on deh Cheezpeepz map. Gibbocat… I hazn’t seeinged him in agez adn agez…. I misses him so.
Sumday him will kum bak….I hoapz… I still haz mai Hoap-on-a-Roap he gavinged mii….Him b sew inventive…I kunt think uv haf deh fine thingz he thinkz uv….. wanderz off in search uv Gibbocat.
This was a very simple LOL to set up:
1) Type message on pooter
2) Give kitteh room to zzzz
3) Profit!
Huzzah fur yoo, Wittypirate!! Congrats on making teh front paj!
oh, i seez ur problem!!
all ur wirez r chewed up, oh wait….
Does anyone have a link to that lolcat ?
tek support be layin down onna jawb ifink!
Awf-thred fur a momint, if mai Cheezfrens duzn’t mynd. I wuz juss reedin a artikul sayin dat peeps is meen wen dey is anonn… anona… wen nobunny noes hoo dey is. I has seen dis mineself, as I’m sher yoo awl has, on udder websites. I goes to udder sites on teh Intarwebs an I reeds so menny nasty an rood commints, an awl teh negatibbities gibs me a sad. An den I comes to ICHC an sees awl teh nyse Cheezfrens, an it gibs me a happy! So I juss wanted to say dat I ar glad we has dis playse to gather where ebberywun is nyse even doh we duzn’t meets fais-to-fais.
An nao bak to yer regyoolarly skedjuled lols.
i agreez, Miss Dawn- this site always gives me a warm feline n many LOLs, 2.
cheezpeeps r grate!
{{{{Miss Dawn}}}} U nyse too! ICHC nais playse 2 be! Ai lieks mai neu cheezfrens! {{{{ebberbuddy}}}} (lolspeak off) This is the nicest website and nicest people! Love to all!
I agreez fur eggsample has U seen the bile on Pundit Kitchen?
ICHC’s sister site on lolpolitiks..
Thank yew, Miss Dawn. Dere b sew mennee nice peepz heer. Ifinskso, it iz bkuz owwer deer Janet set teh tone sew mennee munfz ago. Wifowt her, dis wud b much like awl deh uzzer sitez. Wen wii posting, wii sez 2 owersefz, “Wut Wud Janet Due?” And deh anser iz, “Seh wud b nise.” Dat is y it b deh onlyest rule: Play nice. If u duz dat, u kant go rong. Adn dat wun rule haz maded dis the bestest site on deh hole intertubez.
I wuld haz to agree. J4K wuz wun uv teh nawt-sekkund peepuls to tawk to meh when I started posting on ICHC. She wentaway on vakayshuns at wun poynt, an a bunch uv us started dividing up teh “Janet” tasks – an it wuz amayzing at awl teh hospitality that she wuz respawnsibul fur! Sinz then I haz tryed to bekumming moar lyke teh gud role moddels I seez on heer. I haz lerned menneh lessons on hospitaliteaz frum teh cheez-peeps:
-When yor frend is down, giv heem or her a {{hug.}} An say sumthing nyce. When sumbuddy haz lawst a kitteh, or a goggie, or a peepul, be exxtra-nyce.
-When yor frend haz splorted, offer meddykal assistance.
-When yor frenz is playin, joyn in.
-When yoo seez a noob, offer a welkumming paw.
-Try to mayk uther peepuls laff wher pawsible.
-When yoo seez a kyoot kitteh, fynd sumthing nyce to poynt owt abowt it.
-When yoo reedz a hart-warming storeh, shayr it.
-When yoo is sad, cumming heer to find sumthing to laff abowt.
-When fitin brayks owt, try to be a voyce uv kalm an frendsheep.
Theez is justafew uv teh gud fings that goes on in cheezland that I haz witnissed. Yoo is rite – is a verreh speshul playc to be.
*tendrils twitching tempted to touch teh trapdoorlever*
*ponderz:wot wuld Janet do?*
*seez a trapdoor*
Dat not gud!!!
*Seez a piano nearby.*
*putz piano over trapdoor.*
Yesh, ob corse doez awr awl fings dat eberry kitteh doez,
but there awr awlsew a few moar rulez tu lib by…
“Know all the sunny places.”
“Flaunt your hair loss.”
“Get mad when you’re stepped on.”
“Take some time to eat the flowers.”
“Be tolerant-but not overly accommodating.”
“Make your own hours.”
“Scratch when it itches.”
“Depend on others without losing your independence.”
“Avoid company you do not like.”
“Life is hard and then you nap.”
“Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.”
Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they’re busy.”
“When in doubt, cop an attitude.”
“Climb your way to the top — that’s why the drapes are there.”
“Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.”
“Make your mark in the world — or at least spray in each corner.”
“When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.”
“Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, ‘I care.’”
Dat wuz most Xellint, NC66.
*taking notez most furriuzlee*
I tink u has right, Miss Dawn.
Ai haz to agreez – Ai am mossly lurkin (cuza stoopy hoomin worky tingy I hasta du) but ebery daiz I hasta gets my doesage of ICHC or teh whirld iz not rite.
oh ann JCH4K waz awlso teh firstest to tawk too me (ai complained bout why are teh orinj onez ar bein poyzin n she splains wai!! she teh bestest)
weeeeeeeee! ai agree 2 , ai luv ICHC , adn teh cheezpeeps ar awsum , ai felt berry welcomd when ai introdusd maiself! happi happi cheezland. ai has teh luv!
Dis Kitteh beez mai neu SPAM filter…
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Alzo werks gud wiv HAM and CHIKINZ too…
*snert*
**tek support runs it** **wheezes** **tinkers wif pyooter** O hai! Ai sees ur pwoblem! Maus nawt werking. **pownces onna maus n cawseses it 2 flies acrost room** Dere! Pyooter fixed nao! Bad mausy! Paiment is sum gushy fud. *nomnomnomnomnomnom*
Upcoming LCD monitur upgrade
DO NOT WANT
Enniiwar yu plaissuz cat ottomatiklii biicomz bettuhr plaiss.
I just wuvs it when tings werk rite…
Thanx ceilingcat theres no “…to shredda” at the bottem of the moniter.
is that a good sign doctor?
it does the job.
There’s more to ‘it doesn’t suck’ than ‘it works’.
were du yu git that wallpaper?????? i’ve bin luking evrywere an rilly want it!!!!:(
were du yu git that wallpaper?????? i’ve bin luking evrywere an rilly want it!!!!:(