Comments on: StalkerKitteh not detered by ADT

By: divaofpanic20

divaofpanic20 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:20:18 +0000

skaree staker kitteh! stupeed kitteh tho. ADt iz comeeng

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:58 +0000

Noe, noe. Yu hazzit awl rong. Tux kittoon iz SERENAYDIN tabberz.

By: Aegis Runestone

Aegis Runestone — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:12:05 +0000

Oh mai!

By: prysmatikitteh

prysmatikitteh — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:08:45 +0000

Yay, Monty Python! *clippityclops kokonuts 2gether wile runnin away*

By: dRailer

dRailer — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:37:47 +0000

Ah furgot my trenchcoat and boombox.

By: plasticat

plasticat — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:07:46 +0000

dats so teh stalkekitteh noes dat teh alarm system works backwards-so gittin into teh house b eesy,gittin back oat:nawt so eesy

By: plasticat

plasticat — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:16:24 +0000

Yay!!!U knows teh weird ting about dis picture iz dat not eben half an hour b4 it waz putted on Ai made a stalkerkitteh Lol-can c it on my profile aifinkso……

By: Signe

Signe — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:54:07 +0000

aww

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:17:34 +0000

yes tehy can type, it can be detected…

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:10:46 +0000

Guts, i haded them but i eventually eeted tehm!

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:59:49 +0000

Romeo Kitteh wehrin hiz tux, buttt Juliette Kitteh do nawt want t0 g0 t0 prom wid him… Tsk tsk.

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:55:53 +0000

Yung Yak hat
Zipped Zebra-stripey chackit

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:01:58 +0000

Ai doan wan 2 tawk 2 u nao moor, u emptee heded aminal fud trough wiper. ai fartz inn ur genral direkshun. ur mother wuz a hammyster an ur fadder smelt ob elderberris
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Iz dere sumwun elze up dere wii cahn tawk 2?
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Nao. Naow goe awai oar ai shall tawnt u a sekond tyme!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:53:04 +0000

Sure dey can. ‘Cept eberyfing comz out asdfjkl; wif noe spaces. How du yo fink lolspeek wuz started?

By: nismo

nismo — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:41:30 +0000

Kitteh learns the hard way why you shouldn’t post personal information on the Internet. Oh, wait. Kittehs can’t type…

By: Skaboss

Skaboss — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:19:45 +0000

meh… ADT is nothing to be scared of anyway. Pinnacle Security FTW!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:04:23 +0000

::Doez uh splendid somersault and smacks intu the solarium::
…oar wuz dat teh lunarian?
Pardon meh LM.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:47:16 +0000

Hoap u b ok. I going 2 bed noaw.
Nitee nite. {{{{lunarmommy}}}
{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:42:00 +0000

wow, yoo duz purty gud kartweels! mebbee i kan try it.
*crash* *oof*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:19:15 +0000

basilic bloomers?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:02:12 +0000

Ding! Ding!
(u fergot deh streetcar bell)

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:51:55 +0000

Oar Peg Leg…Peg Leg. Either wun.
WIN!!!
.
Tell her wut sheez wun Johnny…
.
Elebenty trips to the Ty Booteek tu pick owt wuteber you want.
Rownd twip twickets to CatManDoo where yew and uh fwend will spend 7 wonderous days laying in the sun and chasin flutterbys and pretty mush doin nuffin.
A life tiem supply ob Rice-o-Roni; the San Fwancisco Tweet.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:38:18 +0000

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:28:56 +0000

I fink, if I members kureckly.. Teh anser to “wood eye…wood eye, iz”….
Big nose…. Big nose!!!
Wut duz I win????

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:12:18 +0000

lower kitteh: i can has grail?
upper kitteh: oh hai, i alreaddy got one, ees verreh nass

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:09:49 +0000

u doan need it, just say anything

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:04:07 +0000

My, wut floofy nikkers U haz, mai deer!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:56:55 +0000

I b skeered to {{{}}}ing MaryO — her haz deh Tendrilz Uv Doom dat keep trying 2 rap demselfz arownd mii. If I gitz klose nuff to {{{}}}ing her *shudderz* her kud trapping mii in deh tendrilz!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:53:37 +0000

uuummm……
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Sekuritee stikker– ur doing it rong!!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:37:48 +0000

So da peeps dusn’t nawt breaks owt!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:36:17 +0000

*Duz a cartweel 2 sillee bray shuning dis aw spish us Kayzhun!*

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:36:01 +0000

yay! happycat hassa a kitteh family nao!
*tryes to throw cweemfetti but gets it stukked awn mai fingers*
hmm…
HAPPYFINGERS!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:33:20 +0000

I just puttinged pinkcutekitteeh in COLUMBIA!!
Yay! anuzzer kontinet taken over bai deh Cheezpeepz!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:32:51 +0000

*gives 21-tung saloot in onner of this grate nooz*

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:32:46 +0000

izzint life funneh taht way? wen yu thinks abowt sumwun, sumtaims they shows up agen- rite then just to let yu noe tehy are safe. ai herd abowt yer tragedee, but ai wuz too bizzy an didnt hav time to rite yu a note giving yu a big hug. so isle do it rite nao-
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: bamahern

bamahern — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:32:14 +0000

no riddlez!
u no taht iz in hexadismal, dunt u?
0x1E yeers workin teh puterz
moddist liefstile

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:30:00 +0000

***BIG BRAEKFROO IN TEH SHIRO-HAPPYCAT SAGA!!!***
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we haz acheevd resiprokal fayse-likking!!
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bak to yor regulolarly skeduled lolz.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:27:29 +0000

velour jakkets liek mai mum had in teh bak uv the klosit
warm wooly wunnerful wraps
xactly wut ai need to keep mai tozees warm
y…

By: Bad Cat!

Bad Cat! — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:22:00 +0000

Why is the ADT sticker facing the inside of the house?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:19:04 +0000

itz going rillee well. ai spend monday thru thursday in my how-to-be-a-teecher klasse (ime sooo glad this is mai last semester of that), and my fridaze ai spend at the skool wif mai sixth graders. sum uv them think ime weerd, but thatz okay. there are onlee 24 uv them too! itz a teeny tiny klass! i kant wate until november wen ai kan be there awl week lawng.
oh, an teh PE teecher is rillee hawt too… he kud be a fyreman…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:18:33 +0000

Ai wud say. . .that iz reelee verree. . .YUNG!!
Hao can yoo doo that?? Oar iz this another ov yur riddlez??

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:15:11 +0000

Oh mai gudness! kitsunerina!! Ai wuz just thinking about yoo an wondering where yoo were. Yoo ar . . .teeching?? ai cant see waht LCB rote.

By: bamahern

bamahern — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:14:06 +0000

urlee? u deeside
iz 0×39 yeers awld

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:10:43 +0000

Sweaterz fur awl yur sisters an yur cuzzins an yur ants
Tamz fur awl teh ladiez
Unnerware, sawft an floofee
V. . .

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:09:59 +0000

hay, kitsunerina! How’s teh teaching goin’?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:06:22 +0000

Hai cweenmj! Waht a byootiful map it iz! Ai’m werking awn getting sanafabich. He’s frum Chile!! Just think ov that! Ai think he iz the awnlee wun we hav in awl ov Souf Amerika.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:04:25 +0000

Retyrement can bee lots ov fun. Yoo ar doing urlee retyrement? Ai dint think yoo wud be awld enuf fur regular! But tehn – yoo wud hav moar taim to come heer moar!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:03:33 +0000

yes yew wood.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:00:17 +0000

Oh no! Ai think ai am full ov surprizes! Ai hav led a moast stranj an advenchurous laif. At leest, menee think so. Fur me, it iz just mai laif.
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But thank yoo fur teh gud thots about mai mahm. An ai wuz awlso happee to see hur wif Eric in the Princess Mu Meadow. ‘Cept just thinking about it gives me teh leekee aies again.

By: bamahern

bamahern — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:58:46 +0000

retiring soon
yay!