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Cats in slats
Conga rats Missy, dats teh sekund solo nawt sekund in a row! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Tanks, Anni!! I’z ’bout tew have a dinner hear, so how’s abowt Purritos, red whyne, and teh sawng “stuck in the middul wit yew” in onner of kitteh head-stukiness?
…wifowt hats
or bats…
or spats…
Ratz!!
Razza Fratz!
Oh Hai!! I b thinking wii being heer awl bai owersefz. I telling u wut wii didded 2day. Wii wented 2 deh SPAM muzeeum. Onnest. Fur Truu. It b in Awstin, Minne Soda. It b deh Hormel plant ware dey b making deh SPAM. Dey b habbing a MewZum awl boat deh SPAM adn dey eben hab deh Montee Pie Thon Flying Sir Kuss SPAM skit on deh TV.
No freekin way. Sew kewl!!!!1!
I wuz jes at that web site teh udder day readin ’bout the muzeeum.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!
And then…I jes heard a story about spam and MP awn the news today.
Lemme see iffen ai kin find it.
Durn it! Kin nawt find it. N-E-way… G-nite yor majesty. Ai’m sew glad yew awr enjoying yor twip.
*laffs anyways*
Aawww, dats meen!
No, see, I knoed teh kitty be teh nerviss about being reskewed, so I thot he could use some laffing gas. Only I wanted to make sure I brang teh rite cannister of gas — if I’d've brang teh howling-a-banshee gas that wouldn’t halp a tall, would it? SO I sampled some. That’s why I was laffing.
Dat iz liek dey sai, a lieklee storee!
geez, an i thot i told
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stick up 4 kitteh! no laffin an den lyin
Why u guise not bleev me?
*laffs dejectedly*
i no bleev unless i sees. and i see no such laffin gases!
Methinks Doubting
ThomasWD here needs an Express Debriefing® here. Whaddya say, LCB?*laffs wickedly*
Give ‘em teh works!
I beleefs u, LCB.
Nao, pass teh bawoon.
Here u goes, Romeow.
*laffs generously*
Oh, LCB – wen ur bad ur bettah.
Ur shennannigans hab bean maekin meh laff, eben wifowt a bawoon.
Oh Hai, Romeow! It’s good to see you dude.. um dudette… um… oh, heck, you know!
*waves floofy paw*
Hai Maus! I see u an LCB hab bean UP to noe gud todai.
Yeah, nice tu see you Pat.
Oh nativeca66…u maek me laff.
kood nawt heop it.
Halp pls
misjudged deh syze of mai hed
Thats whut u get for taking teh advice of teh big-hedded kitteh from 2 pics back.
U wud fink hims wud b smrt enuff nawt to gets teh stuck.
dang whisskrs nawt werk rite!
Ai see’ed on da Aminal Plant dat da kitteh’s wiscers da beeg so dat wont happun. dat very cleber ov da kittehs tu grow dem liek dat!
Hey, alloffasuddn…
….ebrythings upsidedown.
liek dis?… umopepisdn
*whispers* turn ur pyooter ober to reed.
…or do liek kitteh do.
Hep! Bud am russian to meh hed!!!!
Insert Soviet Russia joke here: –> <–
In Soviet Russia, wainscotting wains…
Oh, nevermind…
Sorry, boss!
Okeh. Fer dinnur, we (and that means me, not YOU!) is having:
Flunked Stake
Steemed-off Pertaeters
Sourpuss Creem
Peas (not whirled)
But the rest of you is having:
Aardvark chops…
Booby (the bird, you dirty minds), roasted…
Camembert cheese puffs…
D…
Dogs, of teh hawt varietee
Eels, wraw an wriggling
Fronch fries, fronch bred, an look! Peru!
G…
Green eggz & ham
Hawt Crost Bunz
Iscreem uv mennee flavrz
J…
Jinormus cheezburgur
Kool Kukumburz
Laffabul lollipopz
M…..
Marbled Milk Choklit Cheezcaek
Nommy Nutter Butter Kookies
Oh hey, we haz lots moar caek
P…
meetblols an pisketty
nuggetz du chickenz
onyon soop
p…
peetza
qwince jellie rollz
raw liver adn bruzzel sprauts
s…
slugs (escargoat)
turkey stuffed wit truffles
uniuns – tu mak uz crai!
v…
Vole fricasee
Whyte Ryce
Xtry sowr lemonayde
Yello Snokones
Zebra stakes onna stik
Yello Snokones! DO NOT WANT!!!!!11!
U shud haz had Amstel insted
Das wite kitteh iffen you had been drinking Bass Ale instead, den de Bud wooden be rushin to yer hed.
Wurdpress can not has edit funkshin.
I noes, an I yam sawy fer takin advantage ob yer typo but it wus ryte there , lyke a shiney fing in front ob LCB.
also, I remembers (unfondly) a few occashuns fum muh yout when Bud rushed to muh hed. Erg, Erp, Hurl!!
Even thoh he wants no laffs, der is still laffs bout dis pikshure.
Ai wil be desysib nd nawt sit awn da fens.
Can I Has Cheezburger now?
Want to nom upsidedown
Cheezburger cumin owt ur nose – Do Nawt Want!
Stoopid hooman…can’t tell teh difrence tween gettin help and gettin teh d@#! kamera.
Kan sumbuddy PLEEZ cawl a fyrehoomin ta get me down?
(An’ STOP yore laffin or you’ll be in Big trubbles wen Ai get down!)
Halp nao, camra latur?
durn hoomans. always getz camra ensted of halp
Bail me out
Iz is much cuter than the lolstreet fat cat
kthx
fat cats…
Much cheepur to taekz caer uv, tew.
i r teh dragon of teh waterz, and i have landed herez! teh dragonz iz evrehwhere, u just no seez dem! bye peoplz!!!
Ohai, ar yu nu heer? wilcum tu awr fun plais. Yu mai goze tu taebo teak ennytiem yu liek. Dere ar menny wunnerful fingz dere fur us . enny fing yur hart cud ebbur wantz. Cween MJ iz nawt awn hur frone tudai aor she wud be leding yu bai da paw tu shoze yu ebreefing.
Mah brudder sed he’d gimme twunny dolers if I did this…
So… did he pay up, idontfinkso…
That picture is blatantly upside down.
Ai em gr8ful dat moast ub us du nawt kare if pikshur iz upseid dwon. Du nawt maik me wisht ai went tu get mai ofishul shuz tu ekskort yu frum dis site.
Oh, ai du hab mai shuz so plz tu kary awn naislee.
::snatches troll badge frum solomon::
Clearly! I have never…NEVER…seen a kitteh hang upside down awn anything.
::gibs badge bak tu solomon::
::roll::
DUBBLE DOH!
thx solomon fer pointeeng owt teh blatant upsidedownness ov teh pishur adn gibbeeng awl ov us soem ting elz 2 laff abut.
tis posed to bee replie 2 teh solomon dude who bee grateful. do nawt noe why ai possted it hear. ai blames teh weirdpress thingy.
undo, undo, undo, undo….
nope. nawt werk. whyyy did mai nawt sekond post nawt sekond show up at teh beri bottom ov teh fred adn den jump up hear? ratssssadnfratssssensmoop. is wp fallt aifinkso
It duz dat sumtimez.
Uhm, no, it isn’t. I took it.
My kitten Caligula was on top of a garden arch, and I was shooting from below (he was trying to grab my head).
Iz bery gud picshur fuul ov da kooytinesss!
*Paw clapity-claps fur da Frankenoid*
Dear Frankenoid – ai know ai am VERREE layte wif this commint, but ai must say yur pikchoor iz full ov teh win an awsumlee cyoot. An DID he grab yur hed???
How comes da orangety din’t comes off onna slats?
Itz teh purrrmanent kulur.
And your point is…? Read your own blog, and take your own advice. This site provides a LOT of pleasure and happiness to a LOT of folks. Being a “Shopped” troll does not reduce our pleasure, or increase your (non) status here. Relax, and enjoy the kittehs and the peeps…
That said… Welcome! Join the fun! Take your shoes off! Have a Chocolate Martini (or your strong beverage of choice).
Well… I got so worked-up, I hit the wrong button. This response is for Solomon above… Stoopy WeirdPress…
Ai getz teh Scentz uf Humor. Maus – yew getz teh blowdart gun fing?
Um… not sure ’bout taht (wutizzit?). How ’bout Teh Paw Pie Gun?
Dat wud werk, tew. Ai swearz dat LCB had blowdartz fur trollz on a fred wun day. Ai iz tew bizzee atwerk rite nao to luk, tho.
Fankz {{{{{maus}}}}}fur yur bakup dere.
Oh Hai, LM! I usually work “the day shift”. But for some reason, this person
P’ed me off bigtimegot my goat. And I want my goat back!Good to meet you!
oh, we’ve met menny tiemz but maibe yu dint reknize me in mai ofishul shuz. Ai mist seing yu at mai resepshun awn aug. 28. Yur wur undowtedlee detaned. We wil be habbing anuvvur such okashun fur Lady annabellelee nd maibe sum uvvurz wen Dame Janet nd Cweem MJ ar redy tu plai agen.
ai’ll bee bak reel sune. Indeed, ai’m half bak awlreddee. Rite nao ai’m traiing to reed thru sum to see what ai mist. An it’s a LOT!!
welcome bak!
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
otay youz all, lettuce nawt getz snarky….kitteh nawt free yet…halp, halp!!
Sorree kitteh. Can’t stop from laffing.
but I will helps U unstuck.
weird press acksully still weird…nd be bery ful awf care wif dat blowdart gun, nawt to hit kitteh.
i fink we should call teh fyremen to teh rescue….
Hashim! Yur up erlee!
oh yesh… about taht…
be4 going to skool, i decided to taek a luk at ICHC
Doan need fyremen, I haz mah chainy sawz wif me.
ohai hashim! iz yur pro fiel still borked>?
Teh kitteh iz nawt on fire – iz stuck.
Don’t question Hashim, Romeow.
u jus hoppin taht Gregg, teh fireman, coem bak 2 u adn gibs u mouf 2 mouf, izn’t u?
Yeahyeahyeah! Come on, Gregg, u 3-geed hunk, u!
ai newit ai newit….
less seeee. wehn we leff of las tiem LCB had feinted adn waz in teh armz ov Gregg, teh 3-geed hunk firemanz…
Gregg leenz ober LCB adn plaeces his ear awn her heaving bressts 2 lissen 4 her hartbeet witch iz goeeng pitterpatter awl fass liek. Gregg, teh firemanz (who reskewed LCB frum teh tree in mani freds bak, btw), den lissens 4 LCBs breaving butt she nawt be breaving (cuz she holdeeng her bref).
He leens in clos so dat LCB can dreenk in hiz manly sent adn can feel hiz strawng hands craddleeng her faec. Den Gregg, the firemanz,…
Doan stawp nao!!1!!!!111!11!!!!!
Whut? Whut? WHUT???
Den Gregg, teh firemanz, putt hiz sawft lipz awn LCBs mouf to start 2 gib her mouf 2 mouf. LCB neerly feints 4 reel cuz ov Greggs tenor lipz, adn strawng hands, adn wunnerful sent… butt she starts 2 giggol wif giddee joi insted. Gregg, noeing awl a long dat she jus be fakeeng nawt breaving, smovers her wif tenor kisses until LCBs giggols subsied adn she surreners 2 hiz advancez.
Oooooh…… Hao farr will she/he advanse? Will dey pass Go and collek $200???
*ka-THUD*
Lattice help dis kitteh ouwt!
I is afraid we is at criss-cross-purposes.
*laffs crossly*
***LCB readz thee sore us in the baffroom*** aifinkso
Soooo, why art thou sore in teh baffroom????
Datz an awful purrrrrsunul kweschun, doanchu fink?
Hay, could u guise discuss this someplace else? I needs some privacy, plz.
I waz on teh fense bout dis, but nao I’z juss bored wif it awl.
iz good fotoografee
otae, ai halpz yew
az soon az ai finush laffin! 
lol
ohai. ai just writeded sumfing incrediblee depressin and needz sum gud lolcats tew cheerz me up. lol. depressing writing: nawt taht grate, akchooly.
Nancy, welcomes back! Dijoo take de summer orf and now cums back fer de new skuol yeer?
I knows this kitteh – iz named Caligula!
Poor kitty.
iz yur avatar…SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG?!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
“halp! curiosity iz trying 2 kill me!”
Lulz!
this must B why catz can has lives…
Kitteh has no kallarbone, kitteh kannot get stuk. If kitteh’s hed fits, de entire bodi kan.
I love this picture, that cat is so cute. I miss my cats whenever I visit this site.
{{{dragon blogger}}}
Hey — that’s my cat! His name is Caligula (yes; it really is). And yes he’s really cute. He’s also a terrorist and the name really fits: he was trying to figure out how to attack my head from above.
Meny congraamulashuns on getting ur kitteh on the front page!!! Dis iz a HUGE onner fur u and ur Caligula. Bery kyoot!
Waaaaay Kooool!!! Conga ratz 2 yoo Frankenoid!! I b thinking ur liddul kitteh b deh kewtest!! I lubz deh terrorist kittehz!! Hee lukz like he b full uv spit’n'vineegar! Just like a liddil boi shud. AnI bet hee haz a sweet side, 2.
He is a very sweet little boy, when he’s not attacking everything in sight. Only problem is that when he makes a flying leap onto my chest and grabs my face with his front paws, I’m never sure if he wants to wash my face for me, or bite my nose.
Pruf pawzitiv dat you cant putz a round kitteh in a skware hoel…
Cud bii Konfuse-a-Kat Limited.
Mebbe. Mebbe knot.
lil’ halp plz?