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Corms is unner C!
congrajumucashuns to nawt sekkund!!!
congrtuleisions to nawt second reply
Congratshumalashuns Rattipus – Solo nawt sekunds iz speshul! Wat wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Rilly? I nebber hadz a nawt sekkund fer mai owns! Dis berry speshul 4 me.
Ai fink 4 sillybrashuns Ah wud leik 2 habs gushyfuds wif raisims and corms.
An Ai wud leik 2 gibs ebberbodies der faborites uhv ahscreams.
“Ebberbodies” is ncludedes me 2.
Dis ur furst nawt sekkund??
Congaratti-lashuns den!
Wud u like whippy cream wif teh i-screams? We has lots ov it left over from teh crash landing below….
Oh hai! Yes fer whippy craems pls.
Fank u!
Oh, an can dans da samba 2?
Wud be berry happy and dansie!
R u asking if u can dans or if I can dans?
Coz I don’t know teh samba.
But I can do a meen chikkin dans!
Wants awl 2 danse!
But chikkins dansies is berry gud.
WANT!
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, Rattipuss!
We can haz popcornz?
Oh hai! Fanks 2 u!
Popcorms iz awlwayz welcums. U has a butter?
And salt!
make it carmel corn. Dat ROCKS.
Ai fink Ai belong furver doun
Ai neeedz to re-learn my alhpateb.
Butt ai knwos whut gose unner “P” – purrrrrrrrrrr
Adorable
Byootimus
Cyoot
D…
Darwing
Eberywun’s sweetie
Frwend (cheez tpye)
G…
gushiefud
hal-ee-butt fer dins
ice creem yumminess
j…
Jinjur kittehz
Kittehz (misc)
Lolz
Meeyao
N….
Just stinkin adorabul
Kyoot Kitteh
Lubberlee plumage
M…
Monorail Cat
Noms
Ossum kittehs
Purrrrrs
Qwyte awsum,
reelly freekin’ awesome,
seriouslly splortable awesum…
taylz
udder kittehs
veri kyoote bebees
…
ooh, u mushtuv dun urz while i waz tinkingz abouts mine!
o but ai liekz yer V werd bettur dan myne!
Wiggul butt abowt 2 pownce
X-tra hungry, so need cheezburgers
Yung kittehs who still need mammacat
Zigzag all ovur teh howse
*WHEW*
All dun!
Tummy achez (after cheezburgerz)
Udder shtuff
Vetz (ebil, he is. yesh.)
W…
Washy fase n pwas tiem
Xspoitatn ob lotza gushifud
Y U nawt feeedin mez?
Zebra stripey rug for snuglng.
Phew! releevd tu heer dat, ai wus afeered ai mite hav tu kleen up wudebber wus filed unner “P”!
i wuz also on yur cumpooter, noming yur cookies
Fileded unner “k” fur “kyoot.”
or “S” for “Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”?
*nod* *nod* Dat werks, tew.
*materializez from prebius thred*
*in pre-debreefing condishun*
*holds fingur over oranj button just in case*
Boo!
U just keep ur distanse Maus… u don’t know wut I can do wif this oranj buttun….
*wunders wut teh oranj buttun reely does*
*sneeks up behine leeza, drops ice cube down her back*
*grabs bracelet*
YOINK!
*hits teh orange button on accident*
Hay! Where is I? Halp!
Describe your surroundings!
Well, Maus, I would has to describe it as dark.
*feels around*
Dark, and squishy. O, wait. I was feeling me. I must be waring my outfit maded from cottage cheez today. No… that’s at teh dairy cleaners.
*feels self*
O noes! I is teh nakey!
Maus? Lissen, I knoes this is not a area we has explorified, but u might has to throw that cart into reverse and perform a…
dun dun DUN!
REbriefing!
Can u does it, u think?
No problemo!
Here… hold this moldy bread, and stand on one foot…
*Hops on the Double-Wide Debriefing Cart*
*Starts The Large Debriefing Collider*
*Reverses the Cyclotron Pololarity Generator*
*FWOOOOMPH!!!*
Uh oh! I’ve flooded the chamber with liquid helium!
LCB! Are you OK?!
*high-pitched voice*Hay whut happened?
Heh, my voice sounds like Mikkey, Maus!
Maus? O noes! U shrinked! And so did teh cart! And teh NB and… no wait. I is up in teh clouds!
HALP!11!1
*Gets out his Feeled Glasses*
*Looks for LCB*
There she is! Waaaaaaay up there! Does anybody know where The Peepul Catchy Thingy is?
*has a small remorse abowt LCB being way up inna air*
*not dat it issn’t hur own falt*
How bowt a pee-shooter? Wud that werk?
*high-itched voice coming from up high*
I DON’T LIKE PEAS!
Not even whirled?
*Ba Bum Ching*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
a a
a a
a a
a a
a h
A h
A h
A h
I know what to do!
*Gets all of the de-briefs out of the DWDC*
*Figures out where LCB is going to land*
*Piles up the briefs*
*Runs to The Maus Hole and brings back…*
*Elebenty cubic meters of whipped cream*
Wow! That was heavy…
*Piles the whipped cream on the briefs*
Oh wait! I forgot something critical…
*Runs to The Maus Hole and comes back with…*
A maraschino cherry… for the top!
LCB is gonna land in a pyle uv yoosed briefs?
EW.
Teknickally I’m NOT a debreefee.
So, I can save u wiffowt teh peas, but it’ll meen I is immunifyed from any further debreefing OR defeeting attempts.
Deel?
U can take teh deel, or land in wuts under whippy creem pyle no. 3….
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
h
h
h
h
*KER-PL00TCH!*
Wow, fast thinking, Maus!
Um, could u get teh salad tongs, plz? I think that cherry is gonna be hard to reach.
*Get out the tongs*
*Wipes off some… old salad dressing*
Here ya go! That was a close one!
umm, wut ar yu gunna do bout those froot flies?
*points to sky wif hand shaking*
No deals Leeza. We DO NOT negotiate with Former Debriefees…
Besides, I did it all by myself…
*Sprains arm patting himself on the back*
Owwww!
Um, abowt that.
If LCB axed u to perform a REbreifing, dat meens that……
she was debreifed!!
Splain dat one.
Not debriefed: naked. Your orange button thingy made her clothes disappear. Very different from an official Debriefing…
Speaking of which… I is still rather unclothed. All I gots on is leftover whippy cream and some smooshed froot flies.
I can has raiment? kthxeverybuddylubsraiment
Well is wuzn’t teh buttun, ackshully, just teh effeckt of teh BHPOC.
Hmph. Well I still says u can’t REbrief sumone unless they has been DEbriefed.
We may need to dismantul hur to be shure.
Here LCB. You may have my cloak…
No disassemble! DO NOT WANT!
*meekly says cuz uv fear uv interrupting*
wut does STN meen, me not a compyoota purson
Well u is still covered in dat whippy creem which is
teh slipperry stuff…
It’d be liek a greesed LCB chase.
I fink we can wayte on teh dismantuling.
(sairys it’z not a pooter thing, it’s a ICHC thing. Means: So There Nyah!)
(oh, et wuzzent in teh dikshunary las tim i chekked)
KTHXBYEIGTG,LTR
Thx, kind Sir. But whut will u ware?
*ClankClank*
My suit of armor, of course! Do not be concerned about me, fair maiden! And now, I must away!
*Jumps on his horse, Bodice Ripper, and rides into the sunset*
Teh horsey alzo hab teh heaving bozooomz?
*Takes Lolaroid picshur of SR and BR as they depart. *
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2098411
Fanks LCB! I has Favewrited taht pic!
Gotta go an figger owt wut I is maekin fer dinnur.
Eberrybuddy has a gud ebenin…
i gotz et but yu will owe me 1 weeks wurth of ‘get oot uv debreefing free’ cards.
Maus! Remember: We don’t negoshiate wif debriefees!
so yu wunt ma peeple cacher?
fine den yu cant use et…
Figgered it owt byself! STN!
*drat*
*snurt*
U knows u has to re-inishiayte teh nootron sekwencing before u can do any pololaritee reversals.
But I knows itz hard to see in teh dark, dere.
Yeah. I forgot to deframmistan the doubletalk generator too…
i thotted Deframmistan was a country. hunh.
Wasn’t it invaded by Norf Deframmistan in the 1970’s ?
*snerk*
Yes, but East Deframmistan then changed its name to Dongledesh and they had a turrible storm and one of teh former Beatlols had a charrity concert for them.
HA!
Dat wuz my tricksey buttun!
If annyone but me pushez it, dey goes into teh blak hodling pattern of Oh Calcuttah! Which meens u iz now nekkid.
*bwacelett returns automagically to leeza’s rist*
Oh mai Leeza-b! Ai akshullee saw taht in Lundon!
Havn’t thot ov that in a LAWNG taim! 
This kitteh looks like my Liam! Gawrsh, I hope he doesn’t see this lol and get any idears.
ohai LCB, how is Esme
Uz is in Washing machine DC rite
we haz to meet someday…
Esme’s doing mostly ok. Dr. TinyV-E-T finded another mass, this one in her leg and she’s on a different chemo. But her appetite remains good and she is still sassy as ever.
{{{{Esme+LCB}}}} gud wishes to boff of Uz
and to Esme, you go gurl!
U is whare, now? In DC? Merlin?
Merlin but not that far from DC
I think a Cheezpeep is coming to visit teh area in teh next few weeks. There will be a cheezmeet of some sort. I can keep u infarmed if u likes.
sounds gud!
LCB, {{{LCB & Esme}}} Ai finks abowt her. A gud appatyte iz awlways gud sines. Ai keep u and Esme en mai prayers. BTW,Wut’s a cheezmeet? Cheezpeeps iz us, rite? Ai coorius. Ai doan noes a hole lots yet abowt dis stuff.
Fankies, awlways!
Cheezmeet iz weh teh cheezpeeps get tugevver in reel lief
an meetz faes tu faes an nawt jus keebored tu keebored,
as we du ebrydai or ebryweek (depenning awn ur lebul ob addickshun).
Fankies, Smacky!
{{{{{Esme}}}}} {{{{{LCB}}}}} yoo keep takin reel gud care ob esme, an wuteber happens yoo will kno taht esme had teh bestest care an teh mostest lubs!
ohai lm I had lefted a messij fur Uz on an earlier lol did Uz see it?
brizillions ov luvs furr esme. {{{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}}}} {{{{LCB}}}}.
{{{{{Esme & Liam & LCB}}}}}
O hai. Kud u x-splayn teh failin sistum ugen? I nawt shor f I shud b undur K fr “kitteh,” O fr “orinj,” P fr “poyzin,” T fr “Tabbee” r sumfin els.
U wil haz 2 make it into kwintuplicat and put it into those you named except for “P”, plus a sepurrate “K” file for “kyoot” and “A” 4 “adorubble”.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/26/plz-submit-all-rekquestz-in-triplicat/
An wen ai’m dun wiv taht, ai wil caterwal. Tehr wil bii noe catastrofiiz hiir.
OT: Breaking nooz
McCain wants to postphone this week’s debate
sounds like can I submit my term paper later, the goggie ate it…
sorry fur the interrupshunz now bak to the regularly skayduled lolz
oh noez I has a spelling mistake
shud read postpone
soweee…
Iz awrite. hez a weenee enny wai yu spelz it.
Hay! ai went tu sine in nd day stil nawt gib me mai shuz. Ratza fratz!
deh categorizing kitteh luks lyke mah Injeh when herz waz liddel
so sweet…
WANT
pritty orangy kitteh is soooo sweeet, I WANT, 2!
your stapeler… I haz it.
and I iz not gibing it bak
“excuse me,but I believe you have my stapeler…”
file me to teh moon
(an let me play amung ur staples)
Two Weeks Notice?
Office Space…
darn.
These was a fight over a stapler in TWN… oh well!
but offis space iz teh better moobie. (Nawt that i saw TWN –
i duzzint kare foar miss S. Bullock sew mush, an aboid her moobies…)
IKEA cabinet comes with sorting kitteh inside
Yes i gots meh oan ICHC account!!!!!!!!!!!! Happytayl!!!!!!! Hurray!!!!!
Mazel tov!
We will need to re-label this cat.
It needs to be placed under Snuggle.
Nawt to be kunfused wif teh possessed stuft bear dat duz teh adz fur teh fabrik soffnur.
Contract Management kitteh is, umm…hi-litin’ teh less satisfactury parts of ur proposal.
Ooh, mai kitteh is here.
Iz very proud of mai Tigger nao!
Although it is kind of funny. I just don’t see how there are as many people as there are doing this kind of stuff. Don’t get me wrong I love cats and they are adorable as anything… …….. but yea