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supr genius kitteh haz unuzuly lrg brane
maek sur dey dont steal ur brane.
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Ah Heck!
*SPLORT!!!*
*fwipgwipfwipfwip*
*tendrils titelee enkase mausie’s bwane areeya until CCC opurrr ate oars arribe*
my lisenz fr teh CCC wuz takened away. i wuz just following teh eponymous instrudukshuns: i wuz trying to bee Cute, adn i Crwashed teh Cart. yah. i hasto go to a class, ifinkso.
*SPLORT*
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
cukoonz sairys’ hed in tendrils until a licentious CCC operator arribez…
Yoo Crwashed teh Cyoot Crwash Cart? Sumhao sowndz laik an ahk see moron.
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But class?? Hmmmmm. . .purrhaps we cud hav teh Cheezland Unibersity??? Cleerlee we needz moar Bill Dings!
well, i wood imajine dis sort o class wood be hell’d at a dribing skool.
Maybe the wun on teh roundabout: TAD:Toonces Acadamee o Dribink.
Here is a recent graduwat of teh Akademee, and has just this minute been hired as an instructor:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/18/nice-bwinker-jurkface/
OM gudneezzz dis tu funnie uz ov lolkittehs! Ai fink ai splert tea aut mah noes!
FTW!!
Uz grad u waitz ub TAD shud B awardid bunker snickers 2 showz r a cheeze ment. Adn 2 wurn teh otter driberses on teh rode.
*giglol*
Maus, GP and Hashim r all down! Ware is Gremlin??
Okays, I tried to halp. Groop desplortin, i can does it!
*takes shop-vac and sux up Maus-branes*
*mixed wif a little scotch (a noo idea I has, shortens time in teh HSRW*
*puts branes bak in*
*raps wif ducky tape and puts on CHRG wdoi*
*alsew speshul for Maus, puts on teh blindfoled. Sinse he has a tendensy to re-splort hisself*
*gives Maus more scotch, and blankee, and alsew some cheese possums*
There! How u feel?
*Hick*
Jes fyne…
*Hick*
Maus? Re-splortin? O noes!
Ai wondr wat happin nau aw da branes mixed togever.
Ai nose hau yufiil, maus. Taht is WAN QTE KITTOON.
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
meh 2!!1!
*sploch*
oh, oh noes… SPLORT!
ZOMG! Dere am Splorts awl obber dis fred!
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* pulls out mergencee supplies ob FCHRG(wdoi), lawts ob duckee taype adn galluns ob hawt chokklit…
GP, u iz next.
*takes shop-vac and sux up GP-branes*
*mixed wif a little hot choklite*
*puts branes bak in*
*raps wif ducky tape and puts on CHRG wdoi*
*gives GP a sawfty green blankee, and hot choklit, and razzberry octopi*
oh, fankies leeza! ai fought ai was a gonner der fur a minit!
* sippy sippy hawt chokklit adn wrappity wrappity inna blankee
Oar a berry smawl boddee
oar 2 much floof awn da hed.
ooh lukkit dose aies! awwww…. muss..nawt….splorr….
splort.
oh mai! sumbunneh gets da CCC! we habs an unatenned splort herez!
*sweeps ub da bwain cairfulleh adn pats eet bawk inno da hed ob jk*
halp! we need halp here!
*twies da fix da heed wib ducky taip*
whew, fanks, ai feelz beddur naow…
reeleh? puhi… ai habs noe xperiunce wib dis… bawwt… ai guess u needs a floofy blankie adn a ducky fur da cuddling effect… adn sum hawt chokklit… here u goes
bwane and bwayne, wot iz bwayne??
ref, anywun? hmmm? wot, no klassic trekkers outdere?
(MaryO)Spock(n)s Brain Ref
oh pooey. It sownds familyar, but I can’t plase it.
*hands trekkie badj back to MaryOO*
*dingdingding*
maus is correct. but sinz you can haz being in the Eymorgs, i gibs you a speshul bwacelett as a prize. use it in good helf, lib longnpros purr.
ooo fankQ!!!
and peas and long life 2 u!
*hides bwacelett before LCB can see*
pssssssst twy out teh preddy buttonz onnit!
Sweetpea – ai just red waht yoo rote. An ov corse ai know teh anser wiffaut luking. It’s Hansel & Gretel. An yoo haz just dun an amaizing thing. That wuz teh verree furst akshool purrduckshun ai wuz eber in.
Liddle did ai know!!
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Wehm ai wuz 8, in 3rd grayde, in mai too room countree skool, ar teecher put awn a children’s vershun ov it – same songs, just cut a bit. An ai wuz Gretel. It wuz so much fun. After it wuz over, ai criaed maiself to sleep, cuz ai thot nothing taht wonderful wud eber happen to mee again.
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An that wuz wehn ai noo taht wuz when ai noo that a laif in teh theatre wuz teh onlee onlee laif fur me.
(Darn teh dredded rap around!!! *sigh*)
i am so happy that i chose that selection, and i am even more happy that you shared that wonderful memory with me. {{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}}
Wat iz mazing bout dis acshually, iz dat at da tendr age of 8, ew do somfing mos peeps donut do eber. Ew recognis dat somfing wonderful waz hapen wen it waz hapen’n. Sum uv uz reconis dat we hav a happy, but raorly dat we has a wonderful.
Ai fink dis quite speshal! Ai fink Janet iz a a speshal! Aifinkso!
i think they may do the same thing that the ones on the StarTrek episode did, but since leeza b berry clebber i bet she can haz ebben moar better resultz dan doze stoopy Imorgz. plus, dere’s da majik o ICHC…
*oooooo’s again*
*presses red buttun*
*Leeza disappeers and re-materreealizez in teh NB*
KEWL!
Whooo Hooooo!!!
An sneekee, too!! No wun will ebber know.
*deer cums awong an seeses da red buttun*
Hey! Wat dis fur?
*deer clicks red buttun on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off*
Dis buttun naut do nuffin!
Were mah frien Leeza goes?
*feels strange burning sensation in ears*
*rings hans* Oh where iz Paws4Thot oar Cookie’s Human when yoo needz them. THEY wud know fur shur.
Ai gess nawt.
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An ai SHUD know. Ai thot ai had it awl memrized.
I answered it correctly (if a bit obfuscatedly) above…
Yes!
Ai saw taht – too layte. But VERREE clever obfuskayshun.
imagine teh speeker stomping herz bootclad foot in hissy fit. didat halp?
ps surprizinkly, google is still yr frend on dis wun!
Mary, can I just say that as a total non-follower of things Trek I did nonetehless recently read a actual Start Rek novel? I’ll tell u which one and mabye u cna guess why.
R u reddy?
It was…
Drum roll plz…
Ishmael
Mai nom iz Ishmael??
Bzzzzt! Rong! But thx for playing. We has a lubly parting gift for u. A comb!
OK! Yoo REELEE maed me laff wif this wun. Ai hadn’t herd it yet.
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Ai wuz feeline a bit down, cuz mai awlder sister left fur Salt Lake City a bit ago, an tehn ai had a fite wif mai Ant Daisy. *sigh* Long storee.
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Aub ai am feline MUCH bedder nao. Just being heer iz awl it taeks.
There are a few new messages for u on ur message page that just came in.
*sniff* Ai just went to luk. So menee wunderful peepl . . .nao ai’m awl weepee again – but in a gud way.
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Thanks, lcb. Ai just cannawt eben begin to say hao much this meens ti nee,
u heded 2 lookit ebbery paig in da liet? ^^
or mebbe becus ob nortons goggie?… or da goggies coller?
ai beeleeves iz ……”CAWL me Ishmael” but ai iz nowt entirli shure…..
dere’s a “moby dick” (cawl meh ishmael) adn dere’s da book ishmael wich is relatid to da start rek. ishmael is frum da barbara hambley da ottur is frum da herman melville…
in da start rek fingie spok is trabelling fru tiem adn meeting menneh peeplols frum otter series.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING! We has a wiener!
I was a big fan of teh main series whose characters teh start rek peeps interact wif. I hadda look up who most of teh other, SciFi, ones.
tell meh u talkded bowt salleh… b-cuz ai noe wans da bees a wiener… ai rathur stais in graz.
erm yesh… fur da… uh… nawt so austrians here… wien = vienna, a wiener would beez a purrson frum da vienna.
hummm… mebbeh we shud bring dis fred ober to engrishfunneh? ^^
sew, how wazzit?
I nebber get past teh furst paragraf or two of Star Drek novels.
The style, well, “EW” pretty much covers it for me. Now if Jane Austin had wroted it…
*giglols to self over pawsibul openink sentences of
StarDrek a la Jane*
hmmm
opening line of StarDrek: Assignment and Assignation
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single starship cap’n in possesion of a good assignment must be in want of an assignation…
mebbeh u shud rite eet ^^
Normally, I would not have ever readed any of those novels. I oncet hads a roommate who was major big super fanboy girl. She hadda hole bookshelf filled wif Start Rek books. She sayed I could readem if I wanted but i sed nothx. ut I heard about “Ishmael” and had to read it just for teh novelty. I has long since losed touch wif teh roommate, so I buyed a copy on eBay. (U heard. I does pay for stuffs sometimes. The book was a penny and teh shipping was lie 4 dollars. Worth it.) I enjoyed the parts about when they was interactifying wif teh TV characters I knowed about but my eyes glazed over in teh parts on teh Enterprise.
I likes ur idea, though. U knoes the pets list I does that u is a contributor for? There is also a SciFi list. I can hook u up wif teh moderator if u like.
An iffns I remebver coreckly, der was a Biiiiig lawsuit on dat won cuz de arthfur didn’t gets her permissions nawt-second. Der problim wif mai memry iz I cannot rekall how it came owt.
I think that was because teh plubisher didn’t recognize teh characters and didn’t knows they was sposed to get permissions. Silly plubishers.
OH! LOL!! Maus! NEBBEREBBERLETUSDOWN Maus. Ov corse. Epeesoda 61, Season 3
“Spock makes contact with the landing party through a communicator, but before anything can be done, Kirk and his party are apprehended by Kara, the Imorg leader. The landing party is then equipped with irremovable belts capable of producing intense pain. In response to Kirk’s questions about the whereabouts of Spock’s noggin, Kara responds with the deep philosophical statement “Brain and brain: what is Brain!?” Following this outburst, Bones assures Kirk that all the Imorg have low intelligence and could not possibly be capable of removing a brain. “
An unusually lrg cute!
and a very high IQuoot !!
Itz teh Brain!
or iz it just a bobblol hedded kitteh?
Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.
*snerk*
We sez wun uv owr earless kittehz (Timmy) luks liek a ferret sumtimez. Derez pics uv him in mah profile (teh wun dat got dyed kulurs fur Eestur).
there’s an eerless possum joke in here sumwhar… I just no it!
Um… I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?
Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
Well, I think so, Brain, but it’s a miracle that this one grew back.
wull, I think so Brain, but the firemen already left.
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking — I mean, what would the children look like?
(mai absewlootlii faborit wun ebber)
Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
Aifinkso, Brayne, but where wii fnid plasitc unnerpnats at free a.m? (oar sumpin liek dat.)
I think so, Brain. But if they called them “Sad Meals,” nobody would buy them.
Pinky: Woof, oh, I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
The Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you’ve been pondering?
The Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I’m pondering what you’re pondering?
The Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that’s exactly what I’m thinking, too.
The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I’m pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.
aifinkso brain, … but do ai reeely need too tungs?
narf
O hai, guise. Once again, I is here to remindify u that u can leave a message of lubs for JCH4K at teh following page:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4kmessages.html
Janet, if ur here, don’t look at teh following!
U can also give a money for teh Gib Janet Some Jolly Fleurs Fund and Gib Moneys to a Worthy Cause in Her Mommeh’s Memory Fund. We’ll split ur money between teh two. Details on how to give a money are here:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
ahem, err, scuse meh, miss LCB… iffen yu is nawt tu bisee…? i has updayte onna Fashun Show fur yu…
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* sends happee thorts tu JCH4K {{{Janet}}}
Yes? Whut news does u has to tell me? Do NOT tell me that Mick canceled!
* cowers…
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No, is otay. Mick is habbing teh trubble wib his new lips but still cumming.
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Wii needs teh venyoo – hao abowt teh Nawty Barn? wib awl the YNG’s adn YNG’s adn teh elebenty fyremens (*sigh) wii prolly be sent to NB aneewai…
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oh oh oh, and Ozzee adn Shaaaaarrrrron wants tu cums tu
The NB is probably appropriate, but we might get such a huge turnout that we’d need teh JCH4K Ampitheatre. And of coarse all this will has to be soopervised by teh Firemans Marshal so that teh only tragedies are teh ones that we see people waring on teh red carpet.
U did arrange for teh red carpet, didn’t u?
ob corse ai did!
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* scampers off inna serch ob red carpet… (mutters) pfft, ai has tu du ebberyfing… “arraynge teh lebretees GP, donut forget teh fyremens GP, maek teh banners GP, polysh mai shinee desk ornamints GP…”
ummmm – traing to find where to fit this in heer.
Thankz so much fur teh happee thorts an hugz, GP. It meens a lot to mee. An it DUZ maek mee feel bedder.
{{{{Janet}}}} yu were mai berry nawt sekund cheezfrend; teh mostest speshul won ob awl!
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Mai ebil meestress LCB adn ai arr habbing a Fashun Show inna JCH4K Ampitheatre onna Caturday teh Elebentyeth tu showcayse mai speshul new “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi) & customising pack” adn LCB’s Hunnert Dollar Towel – it weel be teh mostest majikal Cheezland ebent EBER!
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* Hands Janet FCHRG(wdoi) adn pack wib lawts ob byootimus aksheshuress
Oooooooo
Thanks, GP {{{{{GP}}}}}
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*luks admiringlee at awl the byootimus aksheshuress*
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an ai can HARDLEE wayte to see teh Fashun Show! Ai see yoo ar werking reelee hard awn it. It shud indeed be a moast wundrous ebent! An shurlee awl ov hheezland will be there.
i hopes so Janet! ob corse, yu can has speshul box tu watch frum (next to cweenmj’s box)
*stops sampling shampers for a moment*
Hay, Cinderel– I mean GP! Teh campy celebritees camping out on my lawn is getting kinda stinky. Would u be a lamb and turn on teh sprinklers, plz? kthxsamplesample
* ponders turning spwinklurs onna LCB… goes back to orgamanisashuns…
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Otay, wii needs cayterwing (adn LCB wants 2 ob ebberyfing!):
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Assortid Sangwitches
Applols
Bakkun Rowls
Bred & Butter Pudding (fur the TTI cheezfrends)
Caek (assortid flavurs)
Chilli Dawgs
D…
D…
Dates, stuffed wif creem cheez
Elegant canapes
Fudje, choklit an blak walnut
G. . .
Giraffeses
Hippoz
Indigoe buntingz
2 of ebberfing… dats for teh arc, rite?
CATERING, Leeza, nawt caterwalling…
was aposed tu be 2 types of nommables fur eech lettur ob teh alfamabet!
* puts hed in paws…
wot, we can’t has some live seenerry?
I heer jungul printz r coming bak in stile.
OHHHHH!!! 2 of EECH?
Giraffez and gorillols
Hippoz and Humminburds
Indigo buntinz and Ig-wannas
Did I gets it rite now?
GP’s alfamabet list – ur doin it rong
Hmm, maybe ur unnderwares R too tite, adn der restricting teh blud flo to ur brayne.
Wut yoo fink, Ebil Maus? Time fur a debreefing fur Leeza?
*puts duk taype over DK’s mouf*
Nebber mind Maus, go back to ur soots and meetings… we’re ok here… REALLY. No trubbles atall.
*WONNNK! WONNNK! WONNNK!*
*Maus rides up in the Double-Wide Debriefing Cart*
Somebody here need a debriefing?
Hang on a sec…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse… Peanut Butter and Jelly…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Used Motor Oil and Chicken Feathers…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Bicycle Pump…
*RummageRummageRummage*
And… The Debriefing Fluid…
OK, Leeza, just sit on this beach ball, and hold this box of bleach in your left hand…
And to make sure
your blood-curdling screams of pain can’t be heardyou have some privacy, I will now lower The Cone of Silences…*tink scraaaatch hey! bonk clink ow! tink tock bonk*
Another debriefing well-done…
Leeza? LEEZA??? R yoo otay? Speek to mii!!
Ok, now evrybuddy sing!
Goodbye to my thong, goodbye tighty-whities…
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis…
*peeks under Cone of Silences*
Oh mai! Ur berree pael, Leeza!
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart…
*puts arm round Maus’ sholders and sways back and forf*
*tous en choeur for a big finish*
… and all they will call you will be “debriefee”
*weeklee*
Um…. I wazznt waring unnerwares today…..
*thud*
O. Mai. CC.
Maus, wut have yoo dun to owr Leeza???????
Oh. Sorry, Leeza. Here… wear these…
*Hands Leeza a huge pair of bloomers*
*Snicker*
Gotta go! TTYL!
*opens one I warilee*
*presses green buttun on bwacelett*
*disapeers*
O noe, Leeza! Ware did teh green buttun put yew?
Next pic…
Doublol Tarts wib applols
Dogs, da hot 1z
Eetabul possums (da 1z maeded ob chokklit)
eggz fillded wib salid
fried chikkuns (mebbeh frum da ken-tuck-eh?)
fillded chokklit (wib almond paste)
grillded burgers (wib cheeze)
gobblol gobblols (in caiz obelix will come ober)
H…
H…
Hawt Chokklit
Hamburgers wib cheez, ob corse!
Icee Cweem
Indeebidjewel Peezzaas
Jugs ob Martoonee Mix
Jellee fur teh ikkle cheezfrends
K…
K…
Kookies uv berry meny flavours
Karimel applols 4 ebrywun
Lots n lots uv gushifuds fur teh kittehs
Lemmon-aides
Miksed nuts
Milkshaeks uv nilla n chokklit n strawbabry
N…
N…
nougat crispies
nom noms maded ob gushi food
melin creem
miracle surprise chokklit
oberall copperd yngs (wib chokklit ai meen)
oniun rings, bakded
power chokklit
pancaeks
quiche
quartereded pie
rosebuds fer dec’rating
reely yummeh fruits (liek…
strawberries
sunripded buhnanas
topping creem
turkey in whiskey
unearthly yummy vanilla creem
urganda special mulligan
veery d’licus soup
veg’tables
xplorabul giant pumpkins
xcyting ice creem castlols
yello caek
yambalaya
zeppelin shapded marshmellows
zippo lited fondues
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dere… ai jes hait unfinishded lists.
Nut brittulz (peanut; cashoo; makadaymeeuh)
Nougat fur fillin teh …
Oktopi (uv teh choklit bareye-eh-tee)
Orinj Joose
Peanut buddur mousse pi
Purplol Kool-Aid
Q…
Q…
*sigh* Shudda refreshed.
ai noes dat problim, bawt da gp will be fankfull iffn hims habs ur mawch beddur choices den mine
Nest soup, bird’s
Nestle crunch bars
Oreos
Olives
Pigsinnablankey
Pea soup, split
Q…
Q…
thx for putting this up again LCB.
I just bissited, was owt of town last week.
i only hab one thing to say…*SPLORT*!!1!
uhohes-
*fwipfwipfwipgfwip*
*tendrilz titelee enklose hashim’s hed until tehCCC gets hear*
arrghh… cant see… fanks mary fur teh support but i dun fink i could last long… *thud!*
*takes shop-vac and sux up Hashim’s branes*
*mixed wif a little hot choklite*
*puts branes bak in*
*raps wif ducky tape and puts on CHRG wdoi*
*gives GP a sawfty bloo blankee*
OK Hashim, dis is where I iz not shure wut to do. Is it past teh sundown, can I gives u fuds?
oops, my sloppy cutnpaste, let me show u it!
dat bloo blankee is fur Hashim!
but but but… oh, otay… * gibes Hashim bloo blankie
fanks leeza-b!!
*cuddles and becomez cozy in teh blanky*
ok, i fink iz done wiff teh blanky, i feel a lot betta!!
*hands Guinness Piggeh teh blanky after cleaning it and drying it*
here, u’ll liek it!!
aweee… here u habs a lubberly green plankie gp… wif menneh sweet liddlol baboons awn eet.
*ponders* humm… aiz 2 sloe… ai shud renaem maiself in sloe gin rikey… or… mebbeh noet.
* GP runs off wib 2 gween adn 1 bloo blankie
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* GP twips onna awl teh blankies
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* GP lands inna big heep ob floofyness
ai hoep u laned sabely dere GP… nees halp or is n-e-fink okehmadokeh?
ai is otay, fankies siobhan
goodie… den habs fun wib da floofyness adn doan ferget 2 weers ur cooly inbentid speciul CHRGs jes laik ai do… *pats floofy CHRG wib anti kitte splort debice mirrors*
fanks siobhan!! itz never too late!!
*taeks teh blanky and cozily rests in it*
ah well… u noes… aiz inna age, dat is markded wib a “schnapszahl” as we calls eet ober here in da austria… a “schnapszahl” is a number were awl includid digits bees da saim… lik 33, whut is mai age nao… adn schnaps bees seerious alcuholic stuff… (at leest iffn mai granny maeded eet herself
) sooo… ai fink… ai can has da sloeniss *giggles*
adn ai habs sum moar blankies here… jes in cais… u noes… fur bilding houses fur da kittehs or fur securing meh frum da ponitee ens ob da kittehs oar fur resting in em iffn eets cold outsied adn da kittehs noe wans da keep me warm adn cozy…
yay!! moar blankies!!
fanks siobhan!!
ur teh so kind!!
hao cud ai nawt bee? u sabed me more dan once hashim…
nice 2 can has sum ‘payback’ da good wai 
Igor, ur kitteh iz outside agin!
itteh bitteh kitteh wiff nawt so itteh bitteh hed
Himz topp hevy!!
Supergeniousfragaliciousextrysploratious kitteh!
Heh. This didn’t post right away and I wondered why. Now I see that there is a certain 3-letter combinashun that probly caused teh prude filters to has a concern. Whoops.
Oh noes!!! did yu say… *whispurs* f…u…r…s…t… … wait, dats not rite?
AH – waht sharp aiez yoo hav. Wunz yoo luk, it jumps rite out! Suddenlee, ai can’t see teh rest ov teh letterz. What IZ taht, eneway???
das bcuz u nawt spellded eet ryte… eet is nawt x as in xcoose meh… eet shud bee ks as in ksssshhhhh… u myte replaice eet wib eggs iffn u reeleh must, bawt ksssshhhh will be da beddur chois… speshuleh iffn der bees such kyoot innicent (*cough*) floofyhedid lidlol kittehs neerkthxbai… erm… neerbai.
btw… mary poppins rox ^^
Oh noes!!! yu used teh “X” !!!
yesh… nao u can goe fur da preshious… iffn u bees fastur den da lcb dat is.
but uz ryt… ai shud hab spelleded eet roques … hehe
*sniffsniffs*
Hay, do u guise smell that? Smells like spelling notsie!
*sprays air wif Artistic LiscentsTM*
Tryin to figyur owt hao to misspell fings prawpurrlee kin get confusin, aifinkso.
Aaaargh – splort – thud!
Uh oh- annuder wun bites de dust…
Ai think annipuss got ur braynes up, Africat- u feelin any bedder?
Yus fank yew! mmm possums nomnomnomnom
hab yew tryd teh cherry fild wuns wif teh 70% cocoa adn teh chile? Dey lukz juss liek Jr.
CCC on it’s wai.
*seep branez in seprit heeps*
*put dem in teh rite heddz pat pat patSnap awn an extra strawng CHRG an maek saef wiv ducky taep*
*offer bictimz a choys uv bebrijis and chokklit possums*
*wrap dem in flooffy blabkits an let dem rest in teh splort recubbree ward*
Ai fink SWEEP wud be bedder dan seep – ders enuff uv dat awlreddee>
Gud werk Anni! Dis piktur kneadz ah splort warnin !!! Maibii ebben shud lok teh dor tu teh S.R.W. sew dat noe wun goez owt whyle dere braynez iz stihl tendur…
Doan go gettin teh branes mixeded up an confusled, annipuss!
Fanks sooo mush annipuss, ai feels beddur naow!
SO CYOOT! O, MAI! HE IS SO SPLORTASHUS! **SPLORT, SPLORT, SPLORT!**
KCTailkinker!!!!! speek tu mee!!!!
rite, mus pull self togevver!
*sweepee sweepee sweepee teh brainz,
tuckee tuckee tuckee dem bak inna hed,
duckytape duckytape duckytape tu hold teh hed tugevver.*
heer yu goes, a sof floofee blankee wiv huje hedded kittens an hawt choklee drinkee, o an sum choklit possums.
sorree yu had tu lie dere soe lawng
*opens wun eye bleeree frum cowd in hed*
wot? hunh?
did sumwunz call me?
oh. i thot you wuz callin “sweetpea” wif da sweepee.
*seize teh goodeez*
mmmmmmmchoklit possumz. don’t mind if i do…fanx
Yoo still has taht cowd in yur hed??? Ai just gotted wun last week – an no wun noo hoo ai waz awn teh fone.
SHURLEE it iz trooo!!
*joyns sweetpea in munching teh chonklit possumz.* Ai hav herd it sayed taht chonklit possoms ar teh verree best thing wun can eet wehn wun haz teh hedcowd.
oooh oooh lukkit!! we can rilly troooleee makem!!!
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Itz lieklee troo — but plz to nawt be callin meh “Shirley.”
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Doan get meh rong. Shirley is a lubberlee naem. Itz jus nawt MAH lubberlee naem.
yur berry welcome, teh sordid choklees r fur annybunnee hoo iz feelin teh pleh!
um, I feel fine!
*feels for choklit possums and takes sum to munch wif teh otters*
nao deres otters eetin teh possums too!!!??? oh ai giv up! COME AN GETTEM!! CHONKLIT POSSOMS FUR EBERRYBUNNY!!!!
*stampeed ob floofy pausez as kittehs kum galloping frum ebree direcshun. AfriCat is soon buried under floofy pyle of chonklitt-nomming kittehs.*
NOMNOMNOMNOMONOMOMONOMOMMITEENOMNOM
seckond wave ob kittehs, bunnehs, otters, munkees, bearzez & infinitie critterz gallump 2ward AfriCat, pyle awn & commence 2 nomming! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
*frum under teh pile of kittehs*
hay… u guiz reely need to lay orf teh choklit.
*OOF*
eep!
dis iz wat happenz wen u cawl “come & gettem” in regard 2 chonklit. Kaos!
Do yoo needing teh Jaws ob Lief again, AfriCat?
*dah dun! dah dun! dahdun! dahdundahdundahdun!!*
Luks lyke hez gunna need a bigger boat . . .
Noooeeee!!!!! notz teh JAWS!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh *runz awai screemin*
Oh luk, a pyle uv kittehs! *runz an jumpz* Yay! Iz lyke jumpin leeves, only floofier! Whee! Letz do it agin! *runz an jumpz agin, landing with a lowd OOF*
Mebbe kitteh iz awl airhead.
supah genius kitteh is going to fix deh economie
and den take a nap
and work on whirrled peaz next
Oh ,Yay! Den he haz mai vote!
(all of dem..)
Lidl tiny bebeh
20% kitteh stem, attached to byootiful boo-kay of floof
Kitteh expected to grow into volume over next 2-6 monfs.
Stewie Griffin Kitteh!
*snerk*
ur equations, i eated them fur breakfast…
Kitteh. Smarter dan da aberij kitteh! Ebbery teim ai luks at da pikshur, mai hed, it wants to splort, splort, splort! O mai.
Mah bodee.
Dey shrinkted it.
kitteh sais “ai mensa doo dat”
*hedesk* owww, dat smartz!
heh! lolz!
O noze, der wuz splortin awl ober de plaice! Haz ebreewun bean hepped?
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*inn flyes de Splort Support Skwad inna ginormous hellychopter, owt jumpz menne YNNGs whoo starrt checkin vitalz*
YN*N*Gs??? * feins splort…
dere’s a jk2kittehs in da highur commintsplaices dat needs halp… ai nawt noes da propur MO
yah dat iz teh cyuute an floofy hed noe dout……but iz teh tale….dat liddle itty bitty tale ……..tttuuuuu cyuute
*SPLORT !*
ai haz been owt ov twon, an habbent unpakeded my CHRG (wdoi) yet !!!
ai shooda noed bedder , NEBBER luk at cyute kitnz wiffowt mi CHRG (wdoi)
gasp……………….
Oh, Salleh! Yoo haz splorted, yoo por thing. I seez a Splort Support Teem uv YNGs is heer to halp. (see below) Yoo is bein halped by teh best! Oh, and hao it duz tayk teh sting owt uv teh splort to be halped by such a teem.
Justinkayse, tho, I cheks to see if yoo is OK. Yor brayns appeerz to be bak in yor hed, ifinkso. I givs yoo a brand noo CHRG or too (put wun in yor pokkit fur layter). An tayps yoo up wit duk tayp that haz liddel dukkies on it! Oh, hao kyoot! Wayt, dont luk at teh dukkies, not till yor feline beddur. That sawft blankee teh YNGs gayve yoo appearz to be just teh tikkit! *feels Salleh’s hed* And yoo izznt runnin a fever or ennything. I finks yoo is gud to go, m’dear!
Sawree I wuz layt in halping teh viktims, but lukkit awl teh cheez-peeps hoo popped in fur teh reskyoos! Gud wurk, cheez-peeps! *applauds with floofy paws*
oh fank CC u is here, Gremlin!
I cudn’t do anymore, trapped under a pyle of floof and all.
Ohai, leeza-b! Yoo wuz doin just GRAYT! *saloots leeza-b an utherz hoo halped teh splorted* Um, iz yoo stil stuk in a pyle uv floof frum that last pikshor? If so, I offerz yoo mah paw an pulls yoo owt! I wuz last in an landed on tawp uv teh pyle.
*snifs* I wuz too layt, I guess. Ther wuz no chonklit possums left when I got ther. *hangz hed*
fanx Gremlin, fur pullin me owt, but u duzznt has to cry!
Watch dis:
(famus last werds of many hooligans)
*leeza presses bloo buttun on noo bwacelett*
*and sez ‘choklit possums’*
*plate uv choklit possums mateerializez*
Heer, Gremlin, has all u wants!!
I bet this werks on shwimps too- want sum?
*perks up eerz, twitches tayl* Yay! Fangz! *nom nom nom* I luvz teh possums. We trys it wun day soon on teh shwimps too.
oh-oh noaw ai iz confuzzled…..iz dey cholit possumz….az in ….cholit ina SHAPE ofa possum…..oar iz dey possumz hoo ar covereded in cholit…..???????
jest axeing ok???
an fankz fer teh resque !!! braynz ar reeli nessessaesssary fer me rite noaw, am ritin resoomz an cobber ledderz fer noo jobz….ai needz dose branez…suches az dey ar…..NEway.
Dey is choklit in teh SHAPE uvva possum. Nawt to worry. Noe akshual possumz wuz harmed.
o salleh, NOBUDDY eets real possums cept for teh Beverlee Hillbillees.
*taps on microphone*
is this on?
*sqwweeeee*
yes?
ok
to offer a poynt of claryfikashun, teh chawklit possums on the CCC are chawklit (milk, dark, etc.) in teh shape of possums. wif teh menny menny teefs (mowr teefs than enny otter norf amerycan mammal, yep), teh scalyee tails, the moufs open and making teh hissing noyses.
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These chawklit possums has being developed at d’Beaker Labs speshully for the use in splortage incidents. They provides teh chawklit AND somfing to cow in ter act teh excessive cyootnes of the splort-cawsing picshur.
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we return yew now, older and a little wizer, to your regularly schdyooled lols.
Yesh, teh bitsee tayle is definitly too kyoot!
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh folks in cheezland (taht iz, anywun hoo iz luking at dis! eben if yoo nebber posted before!!) hoo haz tehmz burfdays today. today i haz a speshul treet – a giant kitteh pinyata wif extry-big hed filled wif kandees, individully-rapped kreem-filled cuppiecakes, an toyz! liek yoyos an liet-up bownsy balls!! an munnies!! get in line, put on teh blindfold, heerz teh big stik to swing, hab fun!! *WAKK*
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U meen we havta wak deh kitteh????
oh, not dis akshual live kitteh. jus kitteh modeled aftur it, made ob payper mashay an dekoratib loops of crayp payper. wif reely big hed.
*Splort Support Skwad YNNGs run 2 awl whoo needz hep. inna unisun dey sweepity sweepity de braynes wif lil wisk brums. rinsity rinsity wif sparklin wadder, tuckity tuckity bak inno heds. wrapity wrapity wif duk taype ob menne raynebo cullers (jus lyke a ballet izznt itz?). Appli FCGRGs (wdoi) 2 eech bictim ob de kutie kitteh ob doom, snuggly snuggly bictims inno floofy blankies & offrz traiz ob hawt drinkies & sordid choklits*
“sordid choklits” LOL
careful or
yr hed asplode
Dunnawt worree, de Splort Support Skwad iz stil awn site, in caise ob furder splortage!
But MAWM – awl teh kidz at skool is teezin meh! They sez mah hed is too beeg fur mah bawdee. I duzzint wunna go bak ther; they is MEEN!
no kitteh you has to go to skool
show dem how smart U iz
and stand up 2 dem bulliez
iffen dat doan wurk den hed-butt dem bulliez wif dat enormouse coconut u got dere, kay sweetie?
*lulz* dats a niec ideer
iss liek a orinj awn a toofpick! heel kry hisself tu sleep awn himz eenormuss pillo…
yeah… jes laik mai momma tolded meh… iffn u noe reacts dem will stawp… oh yesh… adn hao rong seh wus *sigh*
but u noe whut workded out fur meh? ai smilded adn said “innersting hao important ai bees 2 uz. dat u putz ub so much n-r-g jes da beez meen 2 meh. ur liddlol libes mus be reely boo-ring.”
ok… dem furst wus reely upsettled… but wen da otturs lafded at dems adn dint taek dem sirius n-e-more, dem lebded me alones.
Gud approach! And growing up an being happeh an sukksessful may be teh best revenj uv awl. . .
ayem at werk so noe tiem tu du innyfing but…
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S…P…L…O…R…T!!!
Tank CC de Splort support Skwad iz stil heer! Sebral YNNGs runn 2 smacky, wun sweepz up de brayne, wun rinzez it awf, wun gentlee tuks it bak inno hed, wun wraps wif raynbo cullered duk taype & wun appliez FCHRG (wdoi). Awl YNNGs offer hawt drinkies & choklitz & fan smacky wif palm leefs.
Ai haz 2 goe 2 wurk naow (PLEH!) so haz a gud affernoonz & eefning cheezfrends & sumwun elze wil hab 2 bee in charge ob de Splort Support Skwad in caise dey r needed fer moar splort emergencees, kay? Byeee!
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Bye de wai, wen ai getz hoam ai wil be countin de YNNGs ob de Skwad so dunnot be takin anee ob dem owt to luk at inna de lite pleez.
Ohai, smacky! Yes, yes, I see yoo is down. Ther is YNGs awl over teh plays halping. I halps too.
I beez kleening up teh brayns nao, oh my, whut beeg brayns yoo haz!
Bak in teh hed nao, brayns! *sloosh, slosh, glurgle, slursh*
Hed kuvver bak ON teh hed! An a noo CHRG on tite, seeld wit duk tayp!
*sSSKRrrRRITCH SLEEEEKKRTTTTT KRRRRrrSNAP!* Ther, itz on tite! Ifinkso!
Blankee fur yoo – wuld yoo pleez choos yor fayvrit kullur? *offers sevral kullurs*
Nao, tayk it eezy fur teh rest uv teh afternoon an dont go in swimming fur at leest a halfanhour!
fanks gremlin an bluesfan! I feeling mush beddur nao. gtz tu hab awl mai branes foar to studee foar teh GRE so’s i kin goe tu gradjyooit skool. fanks!
2 moossshhh cyoote…..ai….aii……..*SPLORT*
O deer hebbinz! Ai popz onto ICHC wif no protektiv geer — and wut happenz? Mah hed splodes from teh oberwelmin kyoot!!!
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*SSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!*
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*thud*
I trys to halpyoo! Hold on wun sekkund, I gitz teh CCC!
WEEEEEEE-OOOh, WEEEEEeeee-OOOoooh!
*teh CCC arryvifies wit blinkin lytes and syreens!*
*owt jumps Dr.TinyCat an a teem uv surgeons*
*leepin to teh left an to teh rite, kleenin up teh brayns, tampin em in teh hed*
*SNNNNNnnaaaaP!* A brand noo CHRG for yoo, deer NS!
Duk tayp, fur extra purrtekshun? *tayp tayp tayp*
I haz sum chonklit possums leeza-b gayv me abuv. Heer, I shayrs them wit yoo!
*holds owt paw filled wit chonklit possums* Tayk as menneh as yoo lyke!
Floofy blankee? Anny kulur yoo lyke . . .
Fanks, Gremlin. Purplol blankee, plz.
*nibblols on chonklit possum* Mmmm….
Ai will jus rest heer a wile.
ZOMG, teh floofy n teh kyoot n teh eyes n teh bitty tail n… *trys 2 hold hed 2gether*
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Uh oh.
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splort
Iz rite onna frunt page, had no tiems fur find protekshuns!
What a cute kitten. The ratio of head size to body size is indeed humorous.
dis bery danjerus. dere bin lawts ov funnees laetely, but nawt sew menny splortables. i was nawt sekspekteeng such kyootness tudae!
Cute yes. How does he hold his head up?!
Because he has nothing to be shamed of, that’s how.
lolz punny
What kind of cat is that
Felis Coconuttus Ginormus Rex
supz nice pic made meh lol well catch yah on the flip sid3 ;P
Teh leader kitteh o.O
Pinky an th brain, pinky and teh brain. 1 iz a genius, the others insane…
Hold for dis latebraking noos story….
SPLORT!!!1!!
(Teh fuzziness did it!!)
Ai doan care iffen N-Ebawdee comz and reskews meh. Ai jes gunn lay down here and…
*SPLORT*
i may be a bit late… ok nawt a bit, VERY lATE!!1!
**calls teh CCC. weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!**
*slides in teh scene and drifts to get beside nc66*
*scoopity scoopity teh brayns in bak in teh hed and cleans dem*
*puts a CHRG(wdoi) on nc66’s hed adn gibs him a cup o hawt choklitt*
get well soon!!
aww so cute
the brain is a bit large though.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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