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ai tooks him owt wif my floofy paws
Conga rats Jimmba! Haow aer teh kittehs?
ai’s wurreed abowt my liddul appollo, hims been bery quiet an duzn’t lewk to be eatin moosh, hims beree thin
my pardner an ai are gunna monitor him until friday an then it maybe’s a trip to the vet, do nawt want!
Hoep him iz OK {{{{{{{Appollo}}}}}}}
{{{{{Jimba an apollo}}}}}
wishing he would turn out fine!!
{{{{{{{Jimmba adn appollo}}}}}}}
ai hoep ur appollo will git beddur soon *hugs*
what she siad that wis a lie her lie ass
Voice of experience – don’t wait too long to find out what is wrong, as it doesn’t take very long for cats to get dangerously dehydrated and weak. If he is already very thin, then it is probably something that won’t just go away by itself. I don’t know if Appollo is old or young. Several years ago I had a young one (2 years old) that got quiet and wouldn’t eat, nothing obviously wrong, so I waited, but I waited too long and he didn’t make it. I still feel guilty, even though the vet said that he probably would have died anyway. Then my older kitty started getting thin, and I took him to the vet. Luckily it was just a loose tooth, but, like I told him, why didn’t you tell me you had a toothache before instead of just quietly suffering and losing weight and I could have had something done a lot sooner? But, you know kitties – they only complain about the unimportant stuff and don’t say anything when things are really bothering them. Trips to the vet aren’t fun for anyone, but the alternative can be a lot worse! Don’t mean to be a negative nanny, and I really hope that Appollo is feline better soon! {{Jimmba and Appollo}}
ai hab tew agwee alsew – mai Stormy kitteh wuz 17, awdn wen he startid nawt wanting tew eat much, adn wuz rilly quiet, adn got thin, ai jest thot it wuz cuz he wuz older… he had kidney dizeez
he ober teh bridj naow… {{{Jimmba and Appollo}}}
I have to second what Harry said – if he’s lost enough weight to be noticeably thin, and isn’t eating much and has gone all quiet, a trip to the vet ASAP would be a good plan. They do dehydrate awfully quickly if they’re sick. Vet trips are expensive and they’re stressful but sometimes sooner rather than later can make all the difference.
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{{{apollo}}} {{{Jimmba n Jimmba’s pardner}}} Lots of good wishes for all of you, I hope he’ll be okay!
fankoo ebreewun for kind wishes and hugs. Ai will gibs apollo menee menne snorguls frum awl teh cheezfrens tonite. is stranje, he is still playful an runnin arown, jus nod as much as his brudder, but then ai’s out most ob teh dai so that just wat ai see’s
aneeeways, we’m hopin he may jus be a liddul backed up *fingurs crossed* an wif teh halp of liquivite an gushifuds he’ll be okays. ai will keep yew awl informed!
Oh noe. I sends u a hope.
conga rats Jimmba on ur nawt sekund!!
fankoo hashiiim!! ai can has energee drinks an shoogary fuds pleeze? am beree tireded!!
ob course!!
*goes to teh kitchen adn kums bak wiff a tray full of energy drinks and shoorgy fud *
enjoi!!
i maed dese fur awl!!
wooooooot *nom nosh glug nom nosh glug* aaaaaah *runs rown inna circlol* am hyper naaaooo, too mush shoogaarrr!
uh oh…
*taeks a sniper rifle, taeks out teh bullet adn puts a nutralizing cookie in it*
*pew pew pew*
*cookie goes in Jimmbas mouff and maeks him nawt so hyper*
*nom nom* aaah, chilling nao, thanks hashim!
O Hai Jimmba! Teh Cheezfrends tells meh yu is libbing inna Brummingham in teh TTI tu?
yas yas! this is teh troof! ar u livin in teh brum tew?
*weeek weeek weeek*
ai was finky ai was awl alowne! ai be libbing inna Sheldon
oooh, i knows but ai finksho i’ve onlee passed thru. ai libs in selly oak nr bournville, choccy land!
mmm chokklit… so yu is teh grate & powerfloof Ty Booteek restocker tu? (cweenmj bin telly me fings)
eep! no, is Gibbocat aifinkso… sry Jimmba! mai stoopiness, let me show you it!
Yiss, iz Gibbocat hoo keaps teh tye booteek stokked wiv awl kynedz uv wundermuss fings.
o hai anni! yesh, i has teh confoosed… arr yu onna cween’s cheezmap? ware inna TTI arr yu?
…u say hyper liek iz a bad fing?
it is wen yer stook in an office awl day!!
oh ai furgot to put da blue on da naim
an ai fink office need a liddl hyper tew
PURRzhun skwawd tu teh reskew!
Ai haz delt wiv him
He was a card, he needed to be dealt with…
Howd yew flush him out ob teh pack he rund wif?
jes looked for da Joker
So izzy awl strait now?
kitteh had tew deck himz.
Got Aces and Eights
if ai onleh nu eerlur dat such kittehs x-ist… *sighs* n-e-bunneh got a contact?
U nead a contakt fur a contrakt?
yesh… egg-sackly. 1 nebber noes wen 1 has 2 ged rid ob a… uh… nawt so niec guy.
Yus *whispurs* heer, teh numbur iz 555-9elebenty . don tellz annybunny were yu gotz dis, k?
*disapeers in clowd ov smoak*
*cums at teh scene ob teh smoke*
*luks at a wall nearby and… O.O*
*it says “Africat was here adn haz tolded teh number of teh smacker kitteh to Siobhan”*
well, dis iz relevant
inneresting walls we habs
*has nummer storded in her hed*
u noe gonna tell n-e-bunneh?
*maiks funneh pattunrs owt ob da writign on da wall*
nopes, me iz gonna keep it a secret!
*starts to maek funny patterns on teh wall too*
ai ulways newded… hashim u cin trust
wich colors shud we use?
- aquamarine…
- blueberryblue
- cinnymon
- d…
daisyjello
eezywait
fangerine oranj
g…
- garlic wyte
- hummerorinj
- eye-land-watur-turkys
- f…
Flowery red
Golden
Hand maeded purlol
I…
Indigo
Juniper berry ?
Kaos black
L…
Lava red
Moonish grey
Noonish orange
O…
Obsidyan
Purr-ple
Quasi-faux camel
R …
Ruby red
Sunset purplol
Tangerine orawnje
U…
unoosual green
violet
watermelon red
oh der bee soam rly nice colorz aif nawt seen befur here…
eye-land-watur-turkys an quasi-faux camel!
*rofl*
iz spezial fur me, sins ai haz de colorblindz
Ohai Hashim, ai comes on jes like ai sed!
Ohai plasticat!!
hope iz nawt too late to reply… sowwy…
so, how am u??
oh yesh, iz too late… sowwy… u still there??
sawry hashim – plasticat had tew go tew skool…
ohh… plz to say sowwy to him, waz too slow… sowwy…
he has tew go a liddle after 7AM tew get on teh bus…he will tri again tewmarow mornin…if he kan’t catch up wid yew before, he wiil bee hear Caturdai morn…
dis kitteh luuks bery sereyus – but ai lubs him newai!! mai Stormy wuz bluepoint Himalayan, luukd liek dis wid teh floof adn teh pooshed in nose , but him had blue-grey feets adn eers adn tayl adn fayce – *sigh* he wuz teh beeyutimus! ai lubs awl kittehs, but Himalayans adn Persians bee mai faborites
all ur men pwned by dis kitteh!!1!
He sleeps wid da fishes… I eats da fishes.
Aaaaw, beerdy man fall down, go boom?
Master Kitteh says
Zen come from dooin many pushups,
then feeding da kitteh.
Hee bee gawn!
soooo… hims a gawner adn da ladehz a lawner? *blinks*
Nope, da ladehz nawt a lawner, her can haz da kitteh!
Yay!
ah… good d-sishun ^^
remins me ob da guy ho 1 day comded home 2 fins hims b-lawngings in frund uf da house. aksin his gf him gotted da ansur “u sed ‘me or da kitteh’ ai d-cidid”.
alko-kitteh
oooo – mai heero!!
*bats eyelashes*
“Akshually I haz bilt up da ‘munity to Iocaine powder.”
“……az yew wisssshhhhhh”
he, he – ai lub dat moobie!!
Mefinks he is only MOSTLY ded . . .
Miracle Manx can save him.
Miracle Manx FTW!
Gimme teh 65! Aym on teh jawb!
but,but…dis nawt teh man in black…
Guido kitteh is taykin owt teh trash.
ahz gibz him teh diabeetus, den killded him wit mah sweetnus.
welkum.
daz a berry smart muhf. no1 can blame a kitteh fur bees sweet… at leest nawt long enuff 2 brings da kitteh 2 jail b4 splorting.
CPR – yor doin it rong!
no, is rite,
its
Cat Protection Racket
naow put ur handz up before i raise mah pointee endz!!
I haz a burfdey. I iz ohnlee fwee an a haf yeerz oeld.
…mainus teh haf.
….taimz tehn.
Ebreebuddeh pleez haz kaek an ais kreem an chawklet kukeez wif p-nut butr n-said.
Hapeetayl Burfday tu yu
Hapeetayl Burfday deer LOLDemonnnnn
Hapeetayl Burfday tu yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
adn a hawpee fursday frum meh 2es!
Fangs fur shayrin yor burthday guddies with us! *nom nom nom*
Hav a happeh day! (And menneh moar!)
โซ Happee happee birfdai!
Happee birfdai LOLDemon!
Happee happee birfdai, 2 uuuuuuu! โซ
Ai breengs u a sparkly birfdai hattie wif glo inna dark kittehs awn it! anee eye screem lef?
Dere shud b plentee uv ais kreem. I brottid a hoel Koeld Stown Kreemuree.
Fank u ebreewun fr teh kaind wurdz an sawngz an giftz. I haz a happee.
O Hai LOLDemon! Happee Burfdai!
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* rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack… pulls out Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi) adn berry speshul burfdai caek wib candules
Whut a wunner full aje! Mai babehboi beez taht on himz nex birfdai. (Yesh, Ai can haz OWLD babehboi) Hippo Birdies 2 U, LolDemon!
happy burfday loldemon!! taht iz gud age to be. i kno, i wuz tehre too… manee yeerz ago.
heer iz a dek ob kards garanteed taht yoo will alwayz win!!
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an teh jokers
โบ โบ
how is the detente between happeh cat and Shiro?
Has fings quieted downz
Happee birfday LOLDemon!!
*frowz cweenfettiz in deh air wyle nomming deh
*deeelishuz chokklit cake wif P-nut Budder inside
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nom
hippo birdies LOLdemon!!
haz a nice day today cauz itz ur burffday!!
*taeks sum caek*
*nomnomnom*
Kitteh speeks inna Marlon Brandoh boice “ai hab dun u dis fabor. sumdai ai wil acks u fer a fabor an u wil obay meh wifowt kwestion”
oh noez now I haz a scared
kitteh godfather!
at the risk of being reallllyyyyyy unpopular….
that cat has a very ugly face.
iz nice and fluffyz tho.