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Dis fing – DO NAWT WANT.
It leekz.
Itz cleerlee borked.
leeks awn bowff enz tew. ew.
hewo, kitteh! conga rat shoe lacewings!
Fanks! Ai iz bery hardatwerk. *sigh* Iz moar fun to playz wif teh cheezpeeps.
is “hardatwerk” lolspeek forr “hardly werkin”?
no, rilly — iz just visiting, rite??? SRSLY.
iz mebbe sum new kind of goggie?
dis wun smells like it has past “best by” daet.
adn it seemz kinda stoopy. adn drools like teh goggiee.
An it duzzint noez hao to werk teh can opunur. Wut kind uv hyoomin duzzint noez hao to werk teh can opunur? Honestlee?!
*sniff sniff*
*rinkulz noez*
Yur rite, sweetpea!
gibs a hole new meenin tew teh term……… sweetpea!!!
*runz awai fast……………………………………zip!!!*
OMG, teh punz iz fallin fass & furryess tunite!
urea ly pushin it to da limit. ammonia back up a bit myself.
yew beddar fank C.C. taht yew lib in TX, oar Aye’d bii cumin tu swat yew cilli fur dat wun… grumble, grumble.. nawt sekkund Aye thwakz mai liddie hed, noaz Aye gotta suscribe tu “Dependz-R-Uz”
doan tink ya can swat me harrier that I already am.
hanging hed in defeet, teh wunce Champeen ob Punz shuffulz orf tu tuk unner ah blankie wif a kopi ov “Insults in 26 Languages” (oh yesh, dere reelii iz sush ah buk)
there’s a good one called dirty latin, I think. It is just too funny. You would appreciate it.
Semper ubi sub ubi.
hay, waidda goggeedone minnit, yew!
*fwipsfwipsfwipsfwips*
*spinz jamamamamakitty up in a cukoon*
*ahem*
and now for a lil toon yew’ve all bin waitin fore
♫hi on a hill hakcofcof, sowy, gotta cowd
*ahem* take 2
♫High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
EBERYBODY:
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay…
modulate to higher key, rinse, repeat.
how dew yew solb a prololm laik mais weee aaaaa???
hee. lessee if wee can gibs you 2, Two, too,
eerwurms in one!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand…♫
*runs off gigloling*
noes, nawt tewdai, sry…….. ai still haz sum beeeech boyz moosic runnin round in mai hed from last caturday… but ai am shur dat wont lasht furebber!!!
Hep mii ronda!! hep, hep mii ronda!!
urhgghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!1dats an AWFULest Eerwrum!!!
*sticks tendrils in earz*
youdelaydeyodelayedeeyodelaydeeeeehooooooooooooooooooo
♫
So, hoyst up deh John B. salez,
See how deh main salez set;
Send fur deh cap’n ashore, lemme go home!
Lemme go home! Lemme go home!
*weeps uncontrolllablee*
makeitstop sobsobsob
meanwhile, bak tew teh loneleeee goatherd!!
♫
Bah~bah~bah
Bah~bah~bra~Ann!!
Bah~bah~bah
Bah~bah~bra~Ann!!
in mai ruuuummmmmmmmm, in mai rummmmm!!
*runs frum ruum weepink*
ya gonna run ta yer little duece coupe?
♫ Shez reel fine mai 409!!
If everbuddee had an o~shun
Kross deh U S A
hey, win you cumin to TeenyTinyeNewIngerland?
oh, adn BTW, anybody innerested in a New London cheezmeet to coincide wif da old London cheez meet Friedegg?
Wii wuz dere in deh summer uv ‘07….wun munf in Vermont, wun in Maine, and wun in New Yawk… i noez, new yawk not b in new ingerlund, but it b deh klose 2 new ingerlund….. i didn’t noeing deh Cheezpeepz bak den.
i sew ashamed.
*patpatpat*
izokay. i not no teh tru way of cheezlan den, needer.
*brightens*
so, win you cumin bak? next weak?
ok. Kleer ur driveway. Wii haz 38 fuutz uv RV to parking dehre.
o hai sweetpea, ai finkso ai gonna be bizzitin neer yu suun. aiz gonna be in norfeest merryka nekst wiik. yay!!!!
an she’ll hab fun fun fun till her daddeh taiks teh litter box awai!!!
datz a dumm daddee…better to takee away da catnip IMO
oh yesh ai can see dat yew are rite as usual!!!
an she’ll hab fun fun fun till her daddeh taiks teh catnip awai!!!
*nods head to da rythm*
♫fun fun fun tiller daddeh taeks da katnipaway…♫
oh Jamama, Aye fearz yew iz libbin dangeruslii
Hmmm, sew bii mii… iz passed 10pm hear. Nitey-nite tu ebberywun!
wuz finkin wuz layte fur yew awl…….. nite smammie!!!
*Wavez floofee pawz to deh eest*
NIte-nite!!
sew yew bi leebin nex week fur teh souf?
lotz o peeps in tekas!!!
Wii will stopping in OKC fur a bit.
adn dokterz 
see relativez
wail Cweenie, ai iz goin tew watch sum tv an goes tew sleep sooon……. yew take care an we sees yew layter!!!
g’nite jamamamamamamamamamama
Schmooz!
gibben a choyce – Ai’ll tayk teh KALIKO!!!
@@@@@!
Kitteh wonders: ‘Is dis a rescue kiddlet or a Wal Mart kiddlet?’
‘Youz mite wanna git his hairless seff offa muh blankey in 10, 9, 8, 7…’
Himz starin at meh agin, huh?
but storks only ship 1 way =(
yeah and it’s always COD
cash on delivery
and after delivery
and after delivery…
kin u tell hau impressed i r wif ur disishun?
ai needz new intertubes dating site… dis whole cross-speecees dating thing duznt wurk for me
An robbin teh kraydel too!
Hey! Rok teh kraydel uv lu-u-uv!
Singit, Billy!
http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/8804
Ah hopes u don fink AH iz changin’ dis.
U don esspect me to play wif dat, do u?
kitteh has golden opportunity to raise THIS one right.
knot ah gud ideer Dan… dem iz bestest whyle dey iz stihl yung adn tendar… nawt sew nommie wen dey getz olt adn tuff…. juss saying…
nawt raisin’ fudstuffs, raisin’ servants.
.
Iffen dey fails at servantin’, den dey becommings fudstuffs.
LOL!
hmmm, ya think J. Swift Kitteh has an idea?
House abowt C.M.O.T. Dibbler kitteh? Ona bun?
kinda gives “a bun in the oven” a whole new slant, doesn’t it?
*hedesk*
durn, butt dat kiibord hurtz!
Terree Pratchut F.T.W.
It goes “Waaaaah!” That is not my cheezburger!
oh my, that is just perfect
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FTW
oooohhhh, mai bad….stihl, ah liddle olib oyl adn garlik… okai, nebbur mined.
Serbantz, gud ideer! House lawng B4 dis wun ken reech teh gushie fud?
an open teh cans!!! an cleen littler box??
Harooooo Jamama!!!!
Lukkee mii, Aim onda ‘puter!!! Whu hoo!! Saem thyme az yew ebben!!!
hows yew?? ai bin missin yew az uzuel…….but ai has tew fess ai hazznt been on tew muchly ob layte….
Taek 2 lawng, iz more faster to adopt hoomins dat b allreddy big enuff.
Kittehs nawt liek to wait eben 5 minits 4 teh gushie fud!
aint dat teh troof……… jus trai sleepin in on caturdai mornin an dey awl up in yer bizzness till yew gets up!!
Kittehs nawt has snooze buttons. LOLOL
but iffn yew waits lawng enuff sumtimes dey goes bak tew sleep till yew gets up… or teh wurs opshun is get upan feedem…….den goes bak tew sleep iffn yew can.. :sigh:
Yew just haz to bonk da button Verrreh hard.
Care trollz line up over heer.
No pushing. u’ll awl git ur turn. No shuving!! Form a line 2 deh rite, peepulz! Singul file. Hey!! I sed no shoving!! Dis line b fur deh care trollz. Awl uzzer trollz, sry, but dere b no line fur u 2day. Caretrollz 2 deh rite. Evreewun else, moov a long!
dumbii smam… plez tu ‘member ware tu putz teh commintz… no canna blaem teh Weird Pretzel fur dis wun….
iz otay, ai cum down hyer tew plai tew!!!
aaahhh, dis iz bedderur.
Ayes bin menny, menny fingz laetlii. Moastlii, piisy abowt werk: dey bii aksin uz tew “volunteer” tu qwit ‘cawz dey cuddint C teh offal abowt tu hit teh venilashun devyse. Hoepz dey holtz dare breff tilz dey tern blu….
Awlsew bin duin teh vakashun stuf wif Mr. Pjammie… izza gud tiem, but bizzy
Den dare iz Winky Teh Wun-eyed Wundar Goggie, whu’z bin kneedin a P.L.O. B cawz ob hur nawt sew gud digestshun….
Adn wersen den ennyfing elz … Aye swore Aye wud nawt ebben sew mush az string anudder beed iffin Aye dint organsize teh beed room, abter teh lass shiftin abowt….nawt duin sew gud.. hebby sigh
sounz like me sayin, no buy inny moar beeds till you use sum!! HA if dat izznt a laff! but ai haz wasted waaaaaaaay more money on teh wurser stuffs befor….
sry bout teh pleh job! mebbe can retyre wun ob dese days……but dis stok mkt yo yo be makin a mess ob teh 401K
weppin adn gnashin ob teef… nawt wanna fink ob dat. Stupii stok mkt, pleh.
Teh prollum wif teh beedz iz dat Aim waht wii cawl “hyphenated’.. ebberfing haz tew bii juss sew, butz Aye nawt sew shore wut juss sew iz. Du Aye puts dubbul wholed m.o.p. inda baux dat sez “m.o.p.” ? oar teh baux dat sez “dubbul wholed”?
Wut tu dew, wut tu dew…Aye noa… shut teh dor, maek a cuppa T, adn reed ah buk….
nawt suhc ah gud ideer eebbur….
Oh hai jamamaamamammamamaamamamkitty adn smammie!! how wuz deh consert jamamamamamamamam?
Ohai, oh Beady-eyed Cween.
Du yew ebber getz yoar teeny tinny beadz sew mixt op yu wanna cri?
oh yes, seed-beads are good for at least two things, eyestrain and frustration.
ai startz out rilly gud, but den ders a few left frum dis and a few frum dat an a halfassed project nawt finished and pritty soon gots a big mesh!!!!
Yep, sew Aye scoopz dem inta ah liddle bowl, adn addz teh nex botch (Aye mint tu say taht), adn den Aye getz a beeg bowl…..Whutz reelii embaressin iz dat Aye gotta fren whu usez 15’s & 16’s.. adn iz berri beri neet…awl teh tiem…Aye sew shaemd ob mii…
achhhh!!! noes!!!!! no shame!!! yew is yew, nebbermind yer anal fren…….. her iz her!!! jus haz teh fun!!!
Donut beez shaemd, smammie. Wii R awl wurks in progresss, doing owr bestest!!!
{{{{{{{smammie}}}}}}
fankz yew awl… iz juss dat Aye *mean* tu bii neet, Aye duz…adn den…wha happen? Furrtoon8lii fur mii, Mr. P iz berri gud abowt it, adn ebben halps sortz cullurz (Aye a teeny bit cullur diifishant)
Dan?? U duz deh beed werk?? I b surprized…. Not sew mennee guiz wekz wif deh beedz….. I b such a sexist….. I shun’t b…… Mai Dad makingz deh rag rugz.
No, I still haz dat 2 lukking 4werd 2.
Deh joiz uv beeding r mennee.
teh bestest iz wen yew fidn ah bead dat yew furrgotz yew ebben bout “oooh, prittii, shiney”
an yew likes em jus as muchly teh nawt first time!!!
ohai Cweenie………. iz wuz teh gud!! nawt sew mini ob teh riginal members but wuz gud trip down memry layne…… we wuz inna bak (small place) an had room in front ob us….. we wuz dancin uppa storm!!! dis gal nex tew us gib us teh glow inna dark bracelets……. ooh we wuz wavin and alla dat stuffs~
ai hazza gud pikshur ob Smom an her Heir…. an herz tuk pikshurs but herz prolly bein PC an using gud jujmint an gettin rid ob dems! LOL
ai dint get mush time wif dems tho……. her wuz wif her kids and mai sis an i wuz gamblin fools! but ai will goes ober tew Moscoe sumtime in teh neer fyooochur fur a bisit!!
Dat sownz like sew much deh funz!! I haz a hppee dat u hadding deh gud time. ….Supt sez oh hai…. oh, luk! dots…..
hugs n schmoos tew teh supt an watchout fur dem dots……………!!!!
He sez he can’t wait to suprvize anuzzzer tea party. Wut a gui!!
awwwwwwwww sum!!! nex year……….. we duz it agin!!! yippee!!!
Adn wii kin lukking on deh map adn finding moar peepz!! Teasel b In Salem!! adn momcat adn fishykitteh b near portland. Oh Hai Desert Tea II will b eben bedder.
YAY, twill be wundrus!
iz mee oar teh bebbeh. wun ov uz haz tew goes. and ai ashurz yew, it willnt beez mee. lol
hey der, wair hab yew bin, yung ladeee?? Yew bin MIA!! {{{cheez nip}}}
sowwy, gramma jamama. iz been elsewherez on teh intertoobs. lol. and I just gotted mahself a berry big book tew reedz. lolz. iz, lyke, awlmost 800 pages lawng! lolz
hmmmmmmm, cud it be………. Twilight??
Nopez. Iz book dat kamez out last Caturday. lol, big parteez awl ober teh cuntry for it. lol. heerz a hintz: teh awthurz initialz awr CP. lol, and hez a berry kyoot gai. teh book haz a dragon awn teh cuver.
Aiz thot abowt reeding twilight, but hazn’t gotted around to deciding wether oar nawt ai wuntz tew.
u gotted Brisinger! Sew did ai.
WooHoo! I lurvz teh book, tew! lol, ai iz a randum Morzan fan! ai iz weerd.
kitteh is obviously monopolizing your love.
“ewww…And U gitz mad at meh if i eben missez teh litarbawks bai a few inchiz”
btw, i haz moar pikturz, keep ur CHRG’z handee, cawz ur gonna needs tehm
*Still holding CHRG on titelee*
I likez deh boneless kitteh.
Ai lubs dem ALL!!! Fanks, The Crapture.
Gud fing ai’z waring mai CHRG adn a 50’s bavving cap!
Waitaminnit–my jobz to entertain this one?
Yougotta b krazy!!
attenshun! if yoo haz bin folloling teh shiro-happycat saga, tehre haz bin BIG BRAKEFROO!! erlier today teh guyz had a face sniff wif no hissing! but teh big nooz iz, tonite shiro comed in frum patrolling teh bakyard, seed happycat unner teh kitchin tayble, stoppd, tehn happycat camed over an inishiayted a gud long fayse-sniff wif no hissing! tehn shiro turnd to go eet, an happycat sniffd himz under-teh-tayl!! tehn i gibbed tehm treets in tehr fud boelz an tehy eeted togevver. tehn happycat sniffd shiro’s tayl wile shiro wuz still eeting an shiro not gotted mad at himz!
Awwww. Dat b trulee wonnerful lunarmommy. I has a happitail for ewe! I been followin da happycat needa home sage fromda beginnin. Yay for da happi endinz!
Dis b such gud newz!! Dhe Happee Cat b habbing deh Happee Home!!
{{{Lunarmommy}}} {{{HappeeCat}}} {{{{{ {{{Shiro}}} }}}}}
Shiro gitting deh eggstree big hug fur lerning 2 sharing himz home wif anuzzer cat. Shiro b a berry gud boi, Ifinkso!
Teh awsumnesses! Hurray 4 shiro n happycat!!!
Takkin bets on dis pitcher:
How longs b4 da pointy enz comes owt?
Nawt berry longs, aifinkso! “Keep hands to self n offa da fur, sml hooman!”
Ahm nawt sharin mai tois eidder. Nao mausie fer u junyer!
jr. just get spit on ‘em
nice one? great, a lion and rat:)
dis iz wat i hab to put up wiff *sigh*
Gorjuss kalikokat!
like whoa… its my cats twin…
/rolleyesO_O