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would the owner of a black duffle bag please come back to the service desk, you left your ights on.
u awlwazy forgit 2 turn awf ur lites.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
basement cat awai frum basement
teh eyes giv him awai tho…
yeh… hims nawt berry stelfy… but u beez berry fastly… congarats awn ur nawt seccund sairys
drinks? dances? whut shud it bee? *opens da bar*
yu choose, i jus eeted ma brekkist an cannot deside wut els tu eet
howa bout sum brekkist burgers?
ai haded dinnur 2 hours ago… but burgers will fidn a plaic sumwere
*brings da grill fur da burgers* u wanneet wib…
… anchobies
… burgerdip
… cesars salid
… d…
dill pikkelz
e…
eeg salid
froot loops
granolas
h. . .
Hawt Sawce
Ise creem
Jerky, terky
Kaluah
L….
Large salad wiff ketchup
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Mayo sauce
Nom plus sauce(maed taht one up
O…
Open bottles of root beer
Partly stale buns
Questioningly blue potato salad
R…
Reely nise peeps
Sum gushyfuds
Tasteekake pies (yummy – a Philly thing)
U…
Upydedown caik-pineyapple
Veree joosy staiks
Wontons
Xtra noms in cayse cheezpeeps sho upz
Yello bananananas
Zello (lyke jello, butt cheeper)
yay!! anuvver list successfully completed!! taht waz a perfect finish bluesfan43!!
conga rats sairys on ur nawt sekund!!
sillybrashuns perhaps??
lasurkitte nawt wans da be lefted behin!
Yer batteri will be hard to charge!
Ohai beems, aifinkso
** giggol **
WIN!
*snerk*
Hehehehehe!
An it iz meeowin
yew dun wan yur batt ries tew run daon!
Ut oh, carryin a conceeled lazer, iznt dat illeegle?
nawt iffn u habs da licens to kitteh…
dis hooman iz kittehed & dangerus!
iffn u seez him cawl da neerest crazy cat ladeeh adn stans bawk.
U rang?
oh hai ccl, der bee’s a black laisur eyeded kitteh in da duffil bag… u gots ur beeeg hadnbag wib us? is der still plaice next to da elebenty kittehs frum da rug?
Ai awlwayz has rum 4 moar kittehz.
**frows stuff outta purse** Dere, ai makeded rum.
gweat! nao… u… need glofs fur dat? oar n-e halp? we cud send fur dr. tinycat…?
Needs conseeled weapun purrmit… or conseeled kitteh?
At de Crosrode, basement cat offers a Fas…Faust…a very bad deel: yur sole fer wats in de bag.
butt…butt….ai wanted wat wuz behin door #1 Monte
fer dose old enuff 2 member Lets Make a Deal, hee hee
GMTA bluesfan!! 11@@@@@@11 Ai fout dat same fing – teh LMAD peeps used 2 luk sew stoopy sometiems, aifinkso!
Mai purse iz fulla kittehs nao!
Ur pursie iz lyke Dr. Who’s TARDIS ifink? mush beeger onna de innsyde den de owtsyde? small enuff 2 carri butt rum fer infynity kittehs? Ai wantz wun ob dem pursies!
Mii 2. Hermione aslo had 1 inteh las Haree Potteh book. Seh eben careed a huge painting ina tinee bag.
Liek Mary Poppins’ carpitbagg!
oar Felix teh Cat’s majik bag (fur uz whu ‘memburrz)
oh, yes I remember.
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and the library at Unseen University? (no matter what, don’t call the librarian a monkey)
Ook?
ook!
ook ook!
Terry iz meh faborite auther!
oar mebbee is conceeled anti-theft debice
teh pointees ar shur to kepp awai burglars (but wut happins if dey know LCB?)
Tehy wud jus rubz aganst LCB’z leg and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
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Dhere only beez bowt 70 peepz on deh map so far. I wud like to seeing Awl deh comminterz dere. Duzn’t matter if u being deh noobee oar deh old hand at Cheezland. It wud b sew fine 2 hazing awl deh states and awl deh continentz adn awl deh kuntreez cubberd wif markers. *sigh* I haz a dreem.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
… a dreem of werld domination? Is Cween gots imperial sites on the rest of the whirled? Expandink her dominnion to aloberebreyware? Iss OK, teh Cweenmj is qualy….koala….. she hab teh speeryence for teh job!
…an iz a kind monakarkee. Seh B wantinging teh bestest 4 hre sujbeckz. (Eben if seh sneekers up and skairs dem firs fing ina monringz!) : mrgreen :
*sigh* hao bout diz 1 –
2 seeing mr green, u needz 2 removing deh spaysis frum btween deh kolunz adn teh letterz.
Oooooo!!!
OOO ! lemme tri ! lemme tri !
NO, not whirlld dominayshunz, whirllld partisseepayshunz.
Badger teh lurker pops head out ob den n shakees off teh dirt….sumwun else in collyrado on teh wunnerful mapp ob whirld dominashuns?? Middel ob US luks priddy sparse, neez maor peeps.
mebbee teh ohner uv teh black duffel bag wuz tew be leaving hims “l” at teh serbise desk tew?
“aights” iz meening sumfing kompletely diffrnt tew pees frum teh midwest, yew no!
teh kitteh says:”ur L, it haded a flavr *buurp*”
Ohai!! ur torch, it haded a flavr… so… i eated… hehe…
Oh noes! Izza unattendid bag! Sumbodee cawl teh Homeland Sekuritees!
**Snerk**
Whut, so they’s can awl stands arownd and go, “whut do we do ???”
No, eek. Dat’s wut dey do wehn izza hurrycaine.
remins me ob da picshur wib da 2 goggehs adn da kitteh… “u goez furst” – “no wai! is full ob sharp fings!”
Nao, 4 sum reeson, ai has teh end ov “1999″ in mai hed, ware teh peeplolz say, “Mahmee, wai duz eberbodee has a bom?”
Ai gibbed maiself an eerwurm!
Yu gibbed me wun tu, rhsb. Is gud eerwurm!
(i wuz dreemin wen I roted dis
furgibs me if it goed astway…)
ohai rhsb, gud mornin
on sundai I were in Petsmart
an guess what I seed a floofy one year old caliko for adopshunz
herz was purty
I thot of Uz
I sure U would haz liked her!
Oooh, floofy caliko. DO WANT!
Plz 2 b sendin hur 2 mi. Ai hied hur frum teh meen ole lan-lordz.
ok den, I puts herz in a baskit wid sum floofie blankies
a catnip pillo and sendz herz to U
Fankyoo, 2_k! Ai b luukin 4 hur.
Ai gonna b teh crazee cat laydee, but iz gonna b awl calikos!
Ai haz a floofy calikko u can hav.
Pleez to be buyin yerself sum armor to protect frum pointy ends and general ebilness.
Expect Christy in 3 to 5 days
By the way,rhsb,at haz been tellin Nikita to send u Kitteh Beems…
Ai has been sendin hyoomin ones,too!!
Yesh, Cristy luuks lyk hur has sum cattitood.
Mai mahmz kitteh Peggy (hur iz teh wun inna closet in mai pikshurs) wuz a littlol gurl, but hur had cattitood 2 spair!
Wun dai, hur hissed at mi, sew ai jest hissed bak! U shudda seen teh luk on hur fayse! Hur knu dat ai nawt taek N E uv hur cr@p.
I kast teh debbil owt of dis bag!
Shud we let cat owt uff teh bagz? I no wantz 2 spoil teh funz!
R doze hi beems or lo beems?
Hide-n-seek, yer doin it wrong.
Shiny Diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you
uh-oh… dat nawt sowns so good… whut wud eet bee?
Iz ok. I’m shur a holy knight will sabe us awl
ai can has holy nite? holy cc!
kerrowl anne! dun go intew teh lights! O_o
halfbeast!! Hai.
Ai’ve nawt bin heer much laytelee, but ai havn’t scene yoo in a lawng taim. Hao ar yoo doing???
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AND – yoo must be putting yurself awn teh NOO CheezMap. Cweenmj iz in charj. So it cant get borked bai trollz again.
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An awn the last wun, we dint hav ENEBUDDEE frum teh Schweiz – so yoo awn there wud luk reel nice!
Ai thing yoo rite hur awn emayol at cweenmj@gmail.com.
Just tell hur hoo yoo ar, where yoo live – an yoo may maek a commint, too, if yoo want, Laik ai usually say “Awn teh shores ov the beautious Laek Michigan” or whatever yoo want. JUst City an Courntree is enuf, she says.
Go luk! And PLEEZ do it. We want ebreebuddee to be awn it – an yoo ar important to us!
oh hai lubberleh janet! good 2 sees u agin {{{{{ janet }}}}}
infurmashun can nebber beez 2 menneh u noes
Ohai Janet! I has a happy to sees yu agen. I has ben tinkin bowt yu an hopin yu is doin OK. {{{{{Janet}}}}}
haha- the only thing funny about this one is the fact that lights is spelt ‘ights’!
ohai, Janet ! hao u b doen ? ( I sawd whut u sayd onna da uvver fred bowt da fudz u got. sumtymes we peeps b sew silly!) ai sended u a e-card wif a kitteh init hoped 2help u 2 smiley a little inna da hard tyme
Daughters ob lady basketballers unite !
Basement Cat iz in charj of luggaj at teh airport? Somehow I not surprized.
Kitteh bees paurt ov teh Hohtel Sekuritee Staff; her wurks undercuvver moast ov teh tiem;
(Problum iys: yuu kan nawt tel wen Kitteh ar wurkyng oar jes taiking a nappee!!)
Winkin an blinkin!!! YIKES!
ha ha this cheezburger made me laugh. anyone agree?
basement cat in basement no morz.
weel… mefinks teh bag waz layed there on perpus…
basmnyt cat loeks peeod…
I maen rly PEEOD! srsly.
I almust feel bad fer teh annuncer laedy… her is about to get basementpownd, wif lotz ‘o goer an bloodz, EEVREE WAER!!!!!