The good news is I can treat the injuries I’m about to inflict
uz gonna needz lotsa medical attenshun.
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Egg salad nawt sekunds anni & leeza!
Thx GP. Ware iz ebbrywun!
well it iz dinnertime here.. maybe tehy is eeting.
or weirdpress is eeting them?
hm… now I has a hungree!
congrats on top spot annipuss!
gtg eet dinner myselfs now.
Nightshayde haz a tew bizzee atwerk.
ai donut no… LCB adn sum otters was tawking abowt it yesserdai.
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Wii needs a big partee fur awl teh cheezfrends, aifinkso.
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* scampers off to prepare banners fur teh nawt sekund Lolcatburglar / Guinness Piggeh Hunnert Dollar Towel / FCHRG(wdoi) Fashun Show
Ai aer off 2 bed naow, G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite!
nitey nitey anni! * hands xtra speshully floofy blankkit
Dr. Tinycat can nawt halp u now.
iz dr. tinycat still helpin Dave recover frum his birfday?
oh noes! I mist a burfdai?
Davewho can hazdr.tinyandsmartcat hadded a birfday on 9-18.
i think dr.tinycat iz waitin fur hiz nawt-sekond birfday yet.
ai R naught a doktor, butt I like 2 play wiff teheir toiz
He’z furgot hiz Hypocritical Oath
Brake out teh catnips – stat
Dat kitteh seerusly p.o.’d
Mai name iz Lecterkitteh, Dr. Hunnibull Lecterkitteh!
We gonna tess u fer catnip lebels
Seffascope.
DO NOT WANT
beddur dan a thermomomometer
now DAT’S mcdreemy
dr. tinycat’s ebil twin.
Surgry by kitteh sharp fings… do not want! Nawt eben if dr kitteh!
Ahem… attenshun plz, Cheezfrends – ai has sommedy tu intwojuce. Plz to be welcumming “juciest-luciest”
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* takes jucy by teh hand adn leads her into Cheezland… jucy lukks arownd inna mazement
Ohai! *waiv waiv* Dis is teh bestest place for laffings and sillehnesseses!
Eben for pples lyk me dat mosly lurk lyk ninjakittehs.
O Hai prymatikitteh! arr yu new tu cheezland tu?
eep! prysmatikitteh eben! sry
Hai, Guiness Piggeh. Ai b here ebry day for munfs and munfs, but ai not b talkin til lately.
Mebbe cos of kittehs walkin on keyboard alla time.
*luks thotfully at screen-name* Mebbe shudda just yoosed Prysm…
{{{Prysm}}}
Is addiktif, yesyesyes! Mai bf sai, “cum eet suppers,” n ai still heres! LOLOL {{{GP an Jucie}}}
*heers big crash n goez 2 c what da kittehs did nao, den runs to eet suppers*
Has lotsa fun, Jucie! U laff and dans and stuffs in no times!
* GP’s hoomin fawls offa chair lolling
Hmm, da kittehs playd tag rite thru the nawt-gushi-food bowl, dat was the crash noize. Nao gots round kitteh kibbabbles for hoomans to fall walkin on da floor. We mebbe will need dr kitteh. Or mebbe ai cleans it up.
Ohai an *waiv waiv* tu yu!!! dis iz indeed a wunnermous paice tu play an laff an frolic, an laff, an dans dans dans, an laff an eet teh wunnerfull non-fattining sweet sugarfree fuds wiv 0% alkohool drinkees an laff an ebery bunny is naice an frenlee! YAY!!!
o hai AfriCat! fankies fur welcumming mai new frend…
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Jucie? Jucie…? cum out frum unner dere…
Nawt hides, is more funs when not hides unner da furnitures! Is not much dangrus, egsept laff self to deths!
oof!
plz furgiv mai ruudness! Ohai tu yu too prysmatikitteh!!! glad yu d-saided tu join teh maaaadness!!!
Is nawt ruudness, AfriCat. Nawt can reeply to ebryfing ebryone says! But, hai! Madness callz 2 mi lyk catnip to kitteh.
Ohai Guiness Piggeh! yur welcome, an berry berry mush welcome tu teh shy Jucie! yu reeely can says ohai, k? wee don bytes, waaal… most ov us don
Ai had a new cheezfrend… but teh interwebs muss be eeting hurr commints!
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mebbeh dey will appeer awl majikal liek wan dai…
Callin Dr. Stripycat. STAT!
O Hai cheezburger friendz im a newbue and saying hello and loving the show idea!!!
* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek*
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Ebberywon: Mai new cheezfrend – let me introjuice yu tu it!
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* prepares fur happee happee dans dans
Yays, happi dans dans!
Now we all properlee introjuiced n stuff, is parteetyme! LOL
Oh hai, Jucie! U leik corms?
I muss be waystin two mush tyme werkin an being productive, I never gits to see muh cheezfrens until de neks dey. Oh well. OHAI JL!!1! We are all hippy dat yer hear an we hope yewl stay an play. Dis is a fun plase wiff sum rilly smart folx and sumtimes you got to call on Dr Tinycat acause yer ribs hurts, and yer ize waters and yer noaz runs fum laffin so hard. An sumtimes yer ize waters an yer noze runs frum sharing a sad wif a cheezfren. Noaw dat we gots you, we almose hab it awl!!
Whut we r missin’?
Der mus be otters owt der dat we wanna hab joyn us dat we jess doan noaw abowt yet, dey are wuts missin.
Oh hai juciest-luciest, adn uzzer noobeez!! Kum, i taking u awl 2 deh Ty-booteek fur welkumming giftez.
*Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in.*
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mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif wuteber u can imajin.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses
* uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more. Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Dis shelf b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz.
*handingz eech noobee a fresh rubberee smelling bavving cap.*
Dis will protekkting u frum deh splortz. And ober heer b sum Cheezland sno-globez. i likez dis wun wif deh JCH4K fowntin in it. *pikz up wun and shakingz it.* oooo. Prittee. Haz u seen deh windchimez?
Deh onlyest rule in Cheezland iz 2 b playing nice. I b shur u will liking it heer.
*handz ebbreewun a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
O hai! An fanks!
Ai wil needz dis bavving cap caus Ai gits awl splortie frum lukkins at da kittehs fer day iz sew kyoot ahfinkso.
*haz typsees frum da martoonee*
*plais wif bobul hed kittehz* *luks round at teh awsumness*
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Thx 4 bavving cap! Da splortz waz maeking a mess cuz tew manies cyootnesses!
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*sips chokklit martoonee n plais wif sno-globez n waches alla sparklies inside*
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Uh oh, ai hypn… hip… ai put self to sleepz!
* scampers in wib slippers adn baffrobe awn
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Good Morning Prysm, ai c cweenmj has gibben yu a nicee welcum! Heer, dis mah grate new inbenshun fur yu
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* hands Prysm “Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi) & customising pack” wib xtra bag ob shinee shinee prysms
Good morning, GP. Oooh, shinees! N drawings! *taeks off da bavving cap n
puts on da FCHRG n finds mirrrrer* Iz gud imbenshun! Luk stylish, b saef frum splortz!
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* scampers off in serch of shooz fur Prysm to wear at fashun show…
Yay! Caturday teh elebentyeth… ai marks on call… cael… ai rites dat date dawn fur Fashun Show.
Den alla cheezpeeps can c!
Black Jack Kitty?!
Just a kwik haii to ebery1! I bin feelin yuk latelee
.Ennyone gots panekillors 4 mi?
Breeve deep ub dis kannip. U wil feelz bedder.
hi there! lovein the lolz……….. xo love yas
hooman learns life lesson#1928 in 3…2…1…
anybody knowz numbr for dail-a-prayr?…..
i am not atawcted to dis nonsenz boot i see tht slave bee down on the job he fired bring on the dancing monkey!!!!
i love how that cat has those ear plugs in
Bukkits and bukkits of newbees! Hai, pinkcyootkiteeh! Iz kinda newbee also, ai iz!
Ah iz a noob 2, but Ah kinna sneekted in wen wussn nobodies lukkin.
Ohai, Rattipuss! Ai tryed dat, but it nawt sucs… suks… it did nawt work.
I need 2 learn from teh ninja kitteh in dat video, aifinkso.
Cause u prolly din brings corms.
Corms iz allus makks fings bedders.
An popcorms.
An rasims.
Mai most oldest kitteh was steelin corm off mai supper plate erlier. 8;) Corm is gud, but ai did not bring corms here. Or popcorms. Or raisms. Um… ai gots banananana, tho, ai shair?
Mai leastest oldest kitteh sayz bananananas r fun toyz.
speshlee da choklit raisms!!!! ai lurvs da choklit raisms!!!
Iz nawt sure what 8;) was sposeda b.
U can cutz up da nanna and puts inna isecreams an den puts on chokkit fudgies?
WANT!
*cutz up banananana and berries it in isecreams an drowndeds it in chokkit fudgies and den puts sprinklies on da top and den puts a cherree on da verry top.
Yay fer da fudgies nanna spliz.
An chokkit rasims r gud 2.