Comments on: ur mouth is movin

By: sophia franklin

sophia franklin — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:33:11 +0000

soooooooooo cute but freaky luv it

made me wet myself
still cryin lol

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:37:32 +0000

Ohai, {{{{{{Janet}}}}}} gud tu se yu owt nd abowt.

By: Amber

Amber — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:07:16 +0000

That is not how many BLAHS it is supposed to be like dis lol blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:41:20 +0000

Yay, we is faymus! Tanks fur teh linkee, Janet!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:17:36 +0000

i fink i haz a earworm stuck… sry, cant hear u… speak louder! no, moar louder, no, MOAR!!1! *snikker*

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:31:39 +0000

Fankoo bofe! Has been a gud dai!

By: Sakee

Sakee — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:35:49 +0000

I has been slayve to a big fing kall’d WURK! I has hads a tireds evvry day but Sundaez. No Caturdayz for Sakee! ;_;

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:30:35 +0000

This is how I feel about the campaign advertising on television (all of it, regardless of who “approved” it). Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…

By: Ninja Patypus

Ninja Patypus — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:42:19 +0000

i saw this one on a shirt

By: prysmatikitteh

prysmatikitteh — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:02:40 +0000

Poor kitteh. Ai hopes the nucleyur medcines makes himz all betters! It b scary bein in da hospital all alone! Ai send bukkits and bukkits of gud forts to Brain-kitteh n hims mom!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:56:02 +0000

Mytee Qte floofie kittoon!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:04:41 +0000

♫♪ Happee Burfdai tew yoo
Happee Burfdai tew yoo
Happee Burfdai DEER MelONyx
Happee Burfdai tew yoo!♪♫

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:58:39 +0000

hi sakee!! habs yoo bin bizzy or away? or helded prizuner in an Ebil Lair sumwher?

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:57:02 +0000

iz yor burfday today? Happee Burfday!!

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:54:20 +0000

oops, taht wuznt me, taht wuz sumwun else
*goze to wurpress to log in*

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:53:42 +0000

*diez laffin*
LCB iz teh JEENYUS!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:21:50 +0000

Anniluvsprintie! Hao cud Ai ferget Annil;uvsprintie! Janet, we need yu bak heer nao: we need anodder showt owt for teh lorst soles!!!

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:21:41 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:19:06 +0000

NItee Nite SJ!! SOOO gud to see yoo.

An . . .Ambercat??? I dont reelee think teh cor jets ar sposed to bee furry OAR skishy.

Althoooooo. . .purrrhaps if yoo boyle them fur a reelee long taim. . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:17:07 +0000

Mah fayvrit uv teh Charlie Brown speshuls wuz teh Chrismuss wun. Member that scene whar Snoopy duz impreshuns uv teh barnyard anymals, inkloodink a kow?

Teh Thanksgivink wun is mah sekund fayvrit, whar they mayks teh meel feechuring toast and popcorms.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:16:54 +0000

Poohbear39sumthing an LuvCharlieCat (ai think Luv sumthing Cat) an Paul, hoo libs in teh souf sumwhere. An AllyBally in Scotland. An
Annyluvsprintie. An Kermette, hoo lives in EIERland. There must bee moar. Ai will continyoo to think!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:15:17 +0000

oar “retro” mebbee?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:14:49 +0000

Well, underwares is a subject vry close to my… hart.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:14:08 +0000

But wayt! I kalls Ruby teh Ruby-Throated Humminburd to fly meh owt!

*whissels* Ruby!

*a whir uv red an purple wings, as Ruby flies down frum teh skies*
*leaps onto Ruby an flies owt uv teh hole under teh trap dor*

Hooray! It wuz teh brite red lite uf cheez-luv comink owt uv owr J4K’s hart that gayv meh teh inspirayshuns. Ruby lite, Ruby teh Humminburd!

Fangs, J4K fur teh moral support!

By: Sakee

Sakee — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:12:47 +0000

Rokkit. Rokkit. Rokkit. Rokkit.

Gorillaz ref-uh-rens.

Did anyone mizz da Sakee?

By: CrazyLittleOldLady

CrazyLittleOldLady — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:05:03 +0000

I don’t think kitteh cares if the bannananadana comes of or not…himz gonna pee on sumfin!!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:04:39 +0000

Werl, ai will be in teh Owld Lunnon in teh Owld England …
Oar do we cawl it “vintage” now?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:04:28 +0000

yup – did taht wun yesterdy; cor jets (zoo cheenee, in Merkan) R nawt ment to be skwishy, rite? Or furry. R warkin rown teh kitchin, tuttin at teh daycor an castin nastertiums awn yur tenshun to dee tayuls wen it coms to Ohai, Jean?!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:01:33 +0000

Sowwy wehr is mai manners – nitey nite awl, see u again soon ai hopes!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:00:51 +0000

ok awl dis talk of sossij rolls has maed me hungree – an furstee – so ai’s goin nao to eat an drink unsyootable (but nice) fings. An later – ai gets teh hole dubble bed awl to maiself! No snorin! No hoggin teh blankies! No iseecoldfeet in teh back! Mr SJ is awn teh bizniss trip in HamsterJam an ai can has good nites sleep!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:59:51 +0000

OK, gremlin, ai guess itz just yoo an mee. Hao ar we gonna get hur aout ov there??? an we gotta doo it fast.

*sees tender liddle tendril waiving weeklee thru teh trapdoor boredz.*

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:59:41 +0000

here ya goez:
*passes ober mapquest printout*

*go to Route Elebenty Souf*
*Take exit Elbentee WunQ *
*slight right to New London*
anybody in New England wanna meet wif Tidmum on Friedegg in New Lunnon?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:56:52 +0000

Ai must admitz it, deer lcb, taht ai wuz toadallee astonisheded at teh number ov different “briefz” yoo ar famileear wif!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:54:41 +0000

Ai’m assyoomin dat frowin teh five porshuns ob veggies (slitelee moldee) in teh bin still cownts, so ai fink ur good.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:54:36 +0000

Ar a bit tiddlee Tidmum? SUM luntsch!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:54:03 +0000

Oohh, sossidj rolls – mai mom madded teh best wuns, wif wunderful wunderful pastree. Hao ai misses her! (Adn teh sossidj rolls )

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:53:01 +0000

Ai has had wyn an snax – an nao Ai is insinuaytin a lam brgr….If teh vejjees is in teh frij, dus taht still cownt as a fyvadai?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:52:50 +0000

Ai haz mien awn mornin an ebenin fur 2 weeks naow – owld ladeez need 2 keap warm.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:52:29 +0000

Oh Ambercat! GM does NAWT TA when it comes to thorntons caek!!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:51:25 +0000

Do nawt buy thorntons choklit caramel caek bars either … muchly pleh, imho!!! Hmm, beers, u say… *goes back to frijj, comes back with caek an wine an sossidj roll* Ah, dinner!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:51:07 +0000

Thx, PdB! I lurves teh original, aslo. I was leery of using it for a parody, but teh chorus just sort of started insisting itself on me during teh mass-debriefing so there wasn’t much I could does about it.

At first I thought I’d just write one verse and the chorus, because I didn’t think I could come up wif enuff diffrent types of unnerwares. But as it turned out, I had a few lefted over. I’ll put them on teh cart for use when a debriefee-to-be is not waring any.

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:50:27 +0000

an now heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trols hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i bringed party caeks wif fancee frostings, frootsitootsi punch, pointy party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif shiny pensils, bownsy ballz taht liet up wen tehy bownse, kandees, an sparkly kitteh stickers!! an smiles an sunshines!!
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By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:49:44 +0000

Thronton’s cakey bars, hwevver, R FTW!!!! Ennee flayvor!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:48:12 +0000

Myn sez “ON – nao plz send large check to teh gaz companee, thxitzaplesurerippinuawfbai”.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:48:12 +0000

Oh yes! Ai will has teh werk didji camra - cos Ai is a twerk, aftrawl! An nekst tym, JCH4K will be tehre too! And Paws4Thot, an Jimmba an Guiness Piggeh an Gibbocat an *scritches hed to fink hoo els is in TTI*...

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:47:44 +0000

Do not buy Nestlay Milk Chocolate Caramel Cake Bars …
Not so grate akshully

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:46:20 +0000

…..Shudda been …… sawee. Too menney beers !!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:45:47 +0000

Bery troo!!
mmm… caek…

brb, frijj to search…

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:45:14 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:45:11 +0000

Ai will sit at yur featz an humblee lern frum teh master.