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O hai, guise. U can still has time to donate a money to teh We Lubs Our Janet Fund. To find out how, go to here:
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http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
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If u alreddy gave a money and would like to rite a message to Janet, u can go to here:
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http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4kmessages.html
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Well Pilgrem
a Kitteh’s gotta do
what a kitteh’s gotta do
i saw this one on a shirt
Hai Maus!!
Hoo noes teh wundrous waiz ov WP! This wuz under Maus’s commint O’regionally.
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But az long az ai am up heer – LUKKIT! Luk waht mai sister Pyzi just sented to me.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/#comments
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AN LCB {{{{{LCB}}}}} Mary O’ told mee a wile bak nawt to peek – so ai dint. But ai DID see the comint site fur mee – an nao ai am crai-ing again, cuz taht is soo nice. Ai just lubs awl yoo guize beyond enething yoo can paws sippily imajine.
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An did yoo see frum yesterday – WHISKERS came to mai Mom’s visitatshun laszt Freid Egg! Hurself! PROOF taht yoo ar awl reel peepl – an ai’m nawt just dreeming awl this. It wuz wunderful beyond beleef! An she browt mee a cyoot stuffed Kitteh ov Comfurt, wif teh naymes ov teh Cheezfrenz awn it. Wich ai shall tresure fur ebber. *sniff*
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Maus, if yoo ar still heer, ai shur cud yooze yur hankee rite nao.
*Hands JCH4K the requisite Irish Linen Handkerchief*
Thank yoo Maus *dabs aiez dayntillee in a verree classik manner*
Yoo ar awlwais there when ai reelee reelee need yoo. *sniff* *dab, dab*
Oh Janet, can I gives u mine?
*hands over elebenty thred cownt linen hankee, freshlee laundered by YNG*
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
An thank yoo leeza-b.
Wun can nebber hav enuf hankeez at a taim laik this.
*dab dab wif lieeza-b’s beautifmus elebenty trhed cownt hankee (flbYNG)*
It’s nice to see my work is appreciated…
*sniff*
*hands sliitelee damp but byootifullee irened hankee to YNG* {{{{YNG}}}} Ov CORSE we awl appresheate yur werk!!
HAO cud yoo think odderwize???
*Runs in an grabs Janet by the Floofy paws an den gibs Biiiiiiig Hugz*
{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}
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Is so good to see yoo heer. I has been finkin an finkin about yoo wiv awl my hart
and now i can gib yoo teh Hug that has been waitin to burst owt
How wunnerful for Whiskers to come see you. I has a happitayl that you had sum IRL Cheezlubs.♥♥♥
I has been out wiv teh wunnerful Yvi Kitteh this week. She be awn holidays here
We been to Longleat, an on Furzday we goin to Lacock, to see teh Harry Potter locations .
Iz so eggsitin to meet teh frenz IRL .
{{{{{Tidmum}}}}} Hao wunnderful that Yvi Kitteh iz wif yoo. Hao ai wud luv gto bee there, too! But ai hav ohai hoeps fur sumtaiim in teh Spring!
Oh Mii tuu mii tuu!!
We needs to haz a Ohai Tee wiv yoo as teh Honnered gest
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
Yesh, yesh we duz. Ai will eben bake a caek! (or ai mite cheet an go to marxanspensurs an claim ai maded it maiself, but iz teh fort dat counts). Gud to see u Janet, an ai sends u elebenty billyun hugs an clean necks.
Ohai Tidmum!! Innit cold! Ai is finking ai might has to put teh heeting awn. Winter – DO NOT WANT (yet).
Ohai martoonie
Mine is awn awlreddy !!! I r Chilly * Brrrrrrrr*
Got so cold today doin teh potterin in Town, Me a Sissy sed
” Sod this for a lark” an wented to a nice warm Pub an hadded Luntsh
Bery sensible. U does nawt want to catch cold. Teh publunsh is essenshul in maintainin teh helf.
OH mai gudness! Ambercat iz rite! A mirakul! It wuz just so natchural to see yoo heer taht ai furgot it’s a weak day!!
Iz it reelee cold??? We hav reelee kwite warm – but nawt too hawt – whether rite nao. Ov corse, ai am elbenteethousandansum myols away. . . *sniff*
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Where iz taht wermhole taht Maus used to uze when yoo needs it???
Ai carnt put myn awn til harfterm – an eben tehn it taeks free-an-a-haff yeers to warm up. Eek homminy 7 – nawt so grate , akchully!
I lubs teh liddle switch wot sez ON
If u finds teh wermhole Janet, pls to be bringin teh kwite warm but nawt too hawt wether wif u. Ai finkso it is time to say byebye to teh tee shirts an flippy flops an hello to teh warm jumpers an bootz!
Myn sez “ON……som tym nekst week!
Myn sez “ON – nao plz send large check to teh gaz companee, thxitzaplesurerippinuawfbai”.
Ai haz mien awn mornin an ebenin fur 2 weeks naow – owld ladeez need 2 keap warm.
it iz AWLWAIZ teh fort (pleez noat fonee Ingerlish acksent -ai’m praktissing ao ai will fitz rite in!!
) that cowntz!
Taht is a verree gud foe knee Ingerlish aksent, JCH4K – has yu been taekin lessund form Dikvandike?
SJ! Yu is heer! Wot, is teh Moon Blu? R piggees flyin past it? Is teh Preston Gild meeting?! And R yu awl set for teh
LUNNON INNERNASHNUL CHEEZMEET
on Frydegg?!
*Wiggles awl eggcitedlee*
3 MOAR SLEEPS TO GO
Errrm… Ambercat? You is gonna make sure I nawt get lostid arent yoo ?..
here ya goez:
*passes ober mapquest printout*
*go to Route Elebenty Souf*
*Take exit Elbentee WunQ *
*slight right to New London*
anybody in New England wanna meet wif Tidmum on Friedegg in New Lunnon?
Werl, ai will be in teh Owld Lunnon in teh Owld England …
Oar do we cawl it “vintage” now?
oar “retro” mebbee?
ok ok ai has nawt been heer mush, ai nose. LCB told me off, so ai is heer. Plus Mr SJ is in HamsterJam for teh nite so ai is Home Alone and can come owt to play! And ai will see u awn Frydegg, wiv teh firemens!
Yu has bukked teh fyrmens, rite? Annipuss wont com if tehre is no fyrmens…oh, an she is maekin us awl “Ohai mai naem is….” stikkers, so we pertend we is at a comfrense (cos Ai ham “teknickly” a twerk…!)
Wh00t!!!!!!!!
Ah yesh, ai is awlso “teknickly” a twerk too… but ai likes teh sownd of teh cormfrense!
An doan wurry, ai neber leaves home wivout teh fyrmens.
HehHeh! Sneeky Beeky, Ambercat
“has pda, will pertend to be a twerk” Ai fink is teh fraze!
Oh pooh! Ai’ll bet yoo cud awl just cloaze yur ayez an know hoo ebreewun iz.
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Corse, sum ov teh pikchurez haz bin a big halp! LOL!!
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Pleez taek lotz of NOO pikchoorz at teh shure to be fabulolso LUNNON INTERNASHUNAL CHEEZMEET. Ai will be wif yoo in spirit, at leest.
Oh yes! Ai will has teh werk didji camra – cos Ai is a twerk, aftrawl! An nekst tym, JCH4K will be tehre too! And Paws4Thot, an Jimmba an Guiness Piggeh an Gibbocat an *scritches hed to fink hoo els is in TTI*…
oar, you could copycat my grandmother Mamée
who waz known to claim she made something herself which was boviously
from teh WinnDixie or Piggly Wigglee.
When anywun would dare to look askance, she would draw herself up,
look down her gallic nose ( but with a twinkle in teh eye),
and say “Oui, I made it myself home from the store without dropping it”
umm, dat goez wif martoonie’s comet on the caek.
hee hee – mai trik is:
1) take caek owt of bocks
2) put caek on pretty plate
3) smush edges of caek bery slitelee to maek it luk a bit uneven (moar creddy billy tea in claimin u maed it urself)
4) sift icing shuggar oar coco powder ober caek
5) lie froo teef.
An tehn nom fru teef!
Ai will sit at yur featz an humblee lern frum teh master.
Bery troo!!
mmm… caek…
brb, frijj to search…
…..Shudda been
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sawee. Too menney beers !!
Do not buy Nestlay Milk Chocolate Caramel Cake Bars …
Not so grate akshully
Thronton’s cakey bars, hwevver, R FTW!!!! Ennee flayvor!
Do nawt buy thorntons choklit caramel caek bars either … muchly pleh, imho!!! Hmm, beers, u say… *goes back to frijj, comes back with caek an wine an sossidj roll* Ah, dinner!
Oh Ambercat! GM does NAWT TA when it comes to thorntons caek!!!
Ai has had wyn an snax – an nao Ai is insinuaytin a lam brgr….If teh vejjees is in teh frij, dus taht still cownt as a fyvadai?
Oohh, sossidj rolls – mai mom madded teh best wuns, wif wunderful wunderful pastree. Hao ai misses her! (Adn teh sossidj rolls
)
Ar a bit tiddlee Tidmum? SUM luntsch!!
Ai’m assyoomin dat frowin teh five porshuns ob veggies (slitelee moldee) in teh bin still cownts, so ai fink ur good.
ok awl dis talk of sossij rolls has maed me hungree – an furstee – so ai’s goin nao to eat an drink unsyootable (but nice) fings. An later – ai gets teh hole dubble bed awl to maiself! No snorin! No hoggin teh blankies! No iseecoldfeet in teh back! Mr SJ is awn teh bizniss trip in HamsterJam an ai can has good nites sleep!!!!
Sowwy wehr is mai manners – nitey nite awl, see u again soon ai hopes!
yup – did taht wun yesterdy; cor jets (zoo cheenee, in Merkan) R nawt ment to be skwishy, rite? Or furry. R warkin rown teh kitchin, tuttin at teh daycor an castin nastertiums awn yur tenshun to dee tayuls wen it coms to Ohai, Jean?!
Poohbear39sumthing an LuvCharlieCat (ai think Luv sumthing Cat) an Paul, hoo libs in teh souf sumwhere. An AllyBally in Scotland. An
Annyluvsprintie. An Kermette, hoo lives in EIERland. There must bee moar. Ai will continyoo to think!
NItee Nite SJ!! SOOO gud to see yoo.
An . . .Ambercat??? I dont reelee think teh cor jets ar sposed to bee furry OAR skishy.
Althoooooo. . .purrrhaps if yoo boyle them fur a reelee long taim. . .
Anniluvsprintie! Hao cud Ai ferget Annil;uvsprintie! Janet, we need yu bak heer nao: we need anodder showt owt for teh lorst soles!!!
{{{Janet}}}}
Teh power uv cheezpeeps be amazin.
JCH4K: plz to not peek at teh first link, but I thought u should see whut peeps is saying to u at teh 2rd link.
Ummmm
Sorree – dont’ know hao that happened! RONG LINK!! Going to fetch teh rite wun. BRB
OK!!
HEER iz teh rite wun – ai hope! About teh hyooj giunt sukcess ov ICHC an relayted things – in teh LA Times.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-benhuh23-2008sep23,0,2492555.story
thnankyou, Janet! i wuz wundrink about da otter linkee!
gigglol
ohai JCH4k — gud to see yew back.
Yay, we is faymus! Tanks fur teh linkee, Janet!
hiya
(iment tat as in “hiya maus!”)
STN!
so stawp nagging adn bring me gushifood!
Kitteh’s name must be Ginger.
wuz it teh stylish skarf that gaved her away?
Teh laydee haz teh bloos . . . an wayrs them well.
Ah,LCB….wunnerful old-skool Far Side ref !!!!
O, eeck. U *get* me!
U had me at “hello”
ebery kitteh inda whirld is liek dis.
Ai hurd a joek dat goggies heer “blah blah blah *goggie’s naem* blah blah…” and kittehs hear ” … ” (datz bekuz tehy r soopearier!)
Kittehs heerz dots?
kitteh hears nuffin! In kitteh’s oan whirld. What u sai meens nuffin unles itz attached to gushifud.
yah, dey hears teh tinopener rite enuff.
Hi. I’m from the Government and I’m here to help…
That wun gitz meh every tyme!
Maus! I has something 4 u. Lie down, smear this bananer pudding on urself and hold this feather duster. I’ll be rite back.
Baroo?
Ahem. Maus, in recognition of ur hard work last week in an unprecedented brief of mass-defeeting, I mean feat of mass-debriefing, I rited this song 4 u.
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Debriefees
With aplologies to Woody Guthrie and regret for teh real events the song was written about in teh first place.
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(sing along with Arlol and Emmylol and at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQbOScHfxhQ)
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The cart has pulled up, the Cheezpeeps are scatt’ring,
The jig is now up for their Fruit-of-the-Looms;
They’re taking ‘em off in a debriefing frenzy
They say all the Cheezpeeps be knowing too much.
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My father’s own father, he lost his best boxers,
They took off the panties from his lady wife;
My brothers and sisters come decked out in Jockeys,
And they rode the cart where they took down their drawers.
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Goodbye to my thong, goodbye tighty-whities,
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
And all they will call you will be “debriefees”
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Some of us go commando, our undies abducted,
The guy on the cart said they’d have to come off;
Six hundred shots of cold debriefing fluid,
They made us hold objects, like lard bowls and tongs.
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We gave up our shorts and we gave up our g-strings,
We gave up our longjohns, we gave up our trunks.
You reached ‘neath our clothes and extracted our knickers
Our astronaut diapers, even our Depends.
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Goodbye to my thong, goodbye, tighty-whities,
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
And all they will call you will be “debriefees”
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The Zippo set fire to our unmentionables,
Like a fireball of lightning, and destroyed them all,
And who are all these peeps, all freezing their buns off?
The comments page says, “They are just debriefees”
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Is this the best hope we can hold for our cute boy shorts?
Is this the best end for our undergarments?
To fall prey to vultures who expose our hineys
And be known by no name except “debriefees”?
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Goodbye to my thong, goodbye, tighty-whities,
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
And all they will call you will be “debriefees”
*floofy pawz klapping* Woot woot woot! Hooray fur LCB! That wuz a grayt sawng!
Um – *luks arownd* – Did I miss teh mass debreefing last week? What LOL did it happin on?
*whispurrs to gremlin* Ai mist it too! If yoo find it, pleez let mee know. Must hav bin reelee funnee. An if ai find it furst, ai will show yoo it.
OK, will do, J4K! *whispurrs* I haz bin thinkin uv yoo. {{J4K}}
Um, shh, dont tell Maus, but I still haz myne on! *tiptoes away wif a kwietness*
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/18/funny-pictures-you-orogammies-dis-one-called-snow/#comment-446155
Thankz Maus!
An moar hugs to yoo {{{{{Maus}}}}} too! Yoo gotted sum in teh sayme messaj az LCB in teh messasj WP eeted.
Ohai, {{{{{{Janet}}}}}} gud tu se yu owt nd abowt.
Fangs, maus! Too funneh! Yoo guise shuld tayk this show on teh road. Or, um – luksarownd – at leest onto teh innernets. Oh wayt, yoo is awlreddy there. Or here. Or both!
It started here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/18/funny-pictures-you-orogammies-dis-one-called-snow/#comment-446155
Zowie! OMGWTFBBQELEBENTY!1!1!1!
Thanks a bazillion LCB! That is exxxxxxcellennnnnnt!
OMCC, FTW!!!!!!
*whispers to bluesfan473* “sumtiems dees peeps jus aint rite, aifinkso.” But den again, ai shud fit rigtz in!!!!!!11!!!1!!
*still fully breefed (STN)*
R u going to start defeeting peeps next?
*sits on feets to hide them*
As wun of teh, er, “debriefees”, ai grujinglee applawd dis mangifisent sawg.
Brava!!! Brava!!! Brava!!!
[puzzles wif kwestchun mark over head]
???
I seez I haz missed sum excitement here.
LCB!!
{{{{{LCB}}}} (hugs – again – ai hugged yoo urlier up there, but WP eeted it. It may be bak soon – oar maybee nebber – hoo knows??
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But taht wuz BEYOND fablulolso – an yoo haz yet again outdun yurself. At WHAT an unexpekted tribyoot to ar awn and verree verree deer Maus!
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Maus – ai cud maek yoo a reellee pritee cross stich wall hangin ov this, just laik ai did fur “Hao about tehm Moose Goosers.” LOL! Ai just gotted a scanner, so nao ai can akshullee show ebree wun that wun. Ai must say, ai wuz verree prowd ov it.
good fur yoo Janet!. Scanners r cool. i use wun at werk
{{{Janet}}}
if ai wuz drinking cawfee
there wud be cawfee all ober my monitor.
ai lubs taht song (ai meens teh orijinal)
ai hopes that ai donut experience an earwurm teh next time ai here it,
but … yer version is FTW!!!
Ohai, Phillipe. Ai’m glad to heer yur haiking trip wuz lots ov fun. Ai heer itz starting to be reelee prittee there nao. Heer too, akshullee1
Thx, PdB! I lurves teh original, aslo. I was leery of using it for a parody, but teh chorus just sort of started insisting itself on me during teh mass-debriefing so there wasn’t much I could does about it.
At first I thought I’d just write one verse and the chorus, because I didn’t think I could come up wif enuff diffrent types of unnerwares. But as it turned out, I had a few lefted over. I’ll put them on teh cart for use when a debriefee-to-be is not waring any.
Ai must admitz it, deer lcb, taht ai wuz toadallee astonisheded at teh number ov different “briefz” yoo ar famileear wif!
Well, underwares is a subject vry close to my… hart.
*diez laffin*
LCB iz teh JEENYUS!!
oops, taht wuznt me, taht wuz sumwun else
*goze to wurpress to log in*
… owrselves to half of ur munnies.
Ohai, leeza-b. Hao wuz yor trip? Did you lyke Florryda? Wer yor kittehs OK when yoo got bak, inkloodin Gummi, teh noo gurl on teh blok?
ohai Gremlin!
Vacashun was grate, fanks for asking! Got home yesterday, but I is off today too, trying to catch up on howse-cleening etc.
The howse was ok cept for where Gummi shredded sum garland wif chinese lanterns… not sew dekorativ anymores.
Here’s teh recap on my return (cc’d from last nite, I iz 2 lazy to retype):
Leeza runs to door, saying, kittehs! I iz home, I mist u, how iz u? Eberyone ok?
Kittehs:
Ohai!
U is home?
Give us fuds.
Gummi sez teh garland, it had a flavr! Did yor kittehs ignorify yoo to show yoo they didn kayr yoo wuz gon? Iz wun uv teh standard kitteh respawnses to a hooman hoo wuz missing. What awl did yoo see in Florryda?
Yas, there was teh obligatorrie 5 minnits ackting like ‘we duzznt care’ but it’s been a snuggle partee ever since.
Didn’t do much siteseeing, except for Fort Clinch, a civil-war era fort.. otterwise just relacksing and hanging on teh beech.
oh! eggsept we did gets to see sum sientists digging owt a sea turtlol nest! It hatched teh nite before, and they go in and digs it owt, b/c Fay pounded so much sand on top uv what was there, to make shure dere was no babbeh turtlols trapped inside. They found 3! SO kyoot! And then tooked them to teh ocean and there was a RACE to teh waters. We named owrs Forrest.
Run, Forrest! Whut a neet thing to see. *puts paw on chin* Yoo noes, teh gud things peepuls duz in this whurld is amayzifying, izznt it? I red a storeh wunz abowt peepuls hoo halps teh frogs an sallymanders kross teh roads in teh spring. (Yoo kin find these storehs too – google “help amphibians cross the road.”) I luvs teh liddel kreechurs, an teh bigger wunz too. We halps owr fellow kreechurs when we kan . . .
Last week mah Dexter poynted owt 3 whyt behbeh skunks that wuz hangin owt by mah deck. They playd in teh sun, then tuk a nap in teh rhododendrums; teh neggst day they wuz gon! I haz nevr seen whyt skunks IRL befoar! They wuz lyke 3 liddel angels, or tynee liddel fayree godmuthers. I naymed them Flora, Fauna, an Merryweather.
*twitchy tendrils tempted to touch the trwapdoorlever*
*readsmilereadsmilereadsmile*
*completelyee fergetz twapdoor temptashunz*
Oh, get on with it!
*Pulls the trapdoor lever*
Oh,noes…she has been sucked into teh Ebil lair !!!!!
*a very liddel voyce frum way below*
Ratzenfrassen trap door. Um – halp?
OK, gremlin, ai guess itz just yoo an mee. Hao ar we gonna get hur aout ov there??? an we gotta doo it fast.
*sees tender liddle tendril waiving weeklee thru teh trapdoor boredz.*
But wayt! I kalls Ruby teh Ruby-Throated Humminburd to fly meh owt!
*whissels* Ruby!
*a whir uv red an purple wings, as Ruby flies down frum teh skies*
*leaps onto Ruby an flies owt uv teh hole under teh trap dor*
Hooray! It wuz teh brite red lite uf cheez-luv comink owt uv owr J4K’s hart that gayv meh teh inspirayshuns. Ruby lite, Ruby teh Humminburd!
Fangs, J4K fur teh moral support!
Leeza! Yoo R nawt on Cweenmj’s map of whirlld
dominashunpartissipashun!Go see her comment neer teh end ob teh prebious fred! Go naow!
I did see dat, but my home pooter is so sloooooow I thot I wud wate and do it tomorrows at werks.
But yoo just has to emails her (cweenmj@gmail.com) adn tell her whair yoo R!
dat’s still a problem… dis compooter is so stoopy. long storee. I promiss I do it tomorrows.
*crosses hart, and spits*
ew.
Adn yoo gots to sai “Ten fingers up to CC, ai hopes to die on mai birfdai”.
teh elebentee (giveortake) most skerry werds in the English langwich.
Kranky kitteh refuzez 2 lissen 2 u
almost nawt sekkind! argh so clus but i was reading lol buk infomshins.
wir mai wordz? can not see mai wordz..
“That’s it. Either take off the stupid bandanna, or I’m peeing on the rug.”
Vats waht I was finking 2!!!!
I don’t think kitteh cares if the bannananadana comes of or not…himz gonna pee on sumfin!!!
O yea? U tink ur tuff? Wel breeng it, hooman!
Ooh, Grimalkin ketteh is so pritteh (even wit teh sassy look on hims fais). I lurves teh gray kittehs.
Kitteh B-longs to Charlie Brown’s teecher?
BTW, in relayted noos, abowt 2 weeksago, Bill Melendez passed away. He did teh voyces in menneh uv teh Peanuts TV speshuls, inklooding Snoopy.
Oh, ai LUBBED taht Snoopy vois!!!
RIP Bill Melendez
Mah fayvrit uv teh Charlie Brown speshuls wuz teh Chrismuss wun. Member that scene whar Snoopy duz impreshuns uv teh barnyard anymals, inkloodink a kow?
Teh Thanksgivink wun is mah sekund fayvrit, whar they mayks teh meel feechuring toast and popcorms.
So THAT is what my kitteh is saying to me…
Teh oanliest fing kitteh wills puttez up wif, iyn relashun tuu “Blah, blah, blah, blah”,
iys iyf teh “blah, blah” iynbolbes guushy-fuud;
(Iyf iyt bees jes “yakkitty, yakkitty, yak” stuf, kitteh sez tuu goe waiy!!!)
hai yoo gui-ize ! ifn yoo goes ere you b seein my Brain kitty at da nuclear medicinc place- yoo can see himz in dis pic ! pweeze go see mi lonly widdle kitteh ! Himz awl alone and knoes nawt where himz famblee went (sigh) da doc says himz can come hoem on thursdai.
whoopsi! 4gotted da linky (mai senior moment, let mi show yu it !
here yoo go :http://www.squaremans.com/images/BRAIN.gif
ok, noaw whatz goen on ? here, AI gibs yoo da linky agin http://www.squaremans.com/images/BRAIN.gif
aww… poor liddle kitteh! Wundrin whai he is inkarse… incahs… kept locked up. Ai hope he’s back home wif u soon, sparkysmom!
{{{{{sparkysmom}}}}} {{{{{{{{{Brain}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Poor liddle Brain 
Awwww
I holdin him in teh Lite fer teh Nooklear medissin to do its Jawb.
Poor kitteh. Ai hopes the nucleyur medcines makes himz all betters! It b scary bein in da hospital all alone! Ai send bukkits and bukkits of gud forts to Brain-kitteh n hims mom!
“funny, all I hear is “blah blah blah, I’m a dirty tramp”…”
an now heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trols hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i bringed party caeks wif fancee frostings, frootsitootsi punch, pointy party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif shiny pensils, bownsy ballz taht liet up wen tehy bownse, kandees, an sparkly kitteh stickers!! an smiles an sunshines!!
☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼
☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺
☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼
☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺
☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺☺ ☼ ☻☺☼☼ ☺
iz yor burfday today? Happee Burfday!!
♫♪ Happee Burfdai tew yoo
Happee Burfdai tew yoo
Happee Burfdai DEER MelONyx
Happee Burfdai tew yoo!♪♫
Fankoo bofe! Has been a gud dai!
Rokkit. Rokkit. Rokkit. Rokkit.
Gorillaz ref-uh-rens.
Did anyone mizz da Sakee?
hi sakee!!
habs yoo bin bizzy or away? or helded prizuner in an Ebil Lair sumwher?
I has been slayve to a big fing kall’d WURK! I has hads a tireds evvry day but Sundaez. No Caturdayz for Sakee! ;_;
Mytee Qte floofie kittoon!
This is how I feel about the campaign advertising on television (all of it, regardless of who “approved” it). Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…
i fink i haz a earworm stuck… sry, cant hear u… speak louder! no, moar louder, no, MOAR!!1! *snikker*
That is not how many BLAHS it is supposed to be like dis lol blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
soooooooooo cute but freaky luv it
made me wet myself
still cryin lol