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iz filekitteh filing mai files?
Filekitteh is lost in space
Conga rat shoelace on nawt sekund KC
*dans wiggly dans wiggly dans wiggly*
haz decided dans an wiggly goes well together.
Drinksies?
fanks cimbacat! but i skipz teh sillybrayshuns for nao, i haz to go to dr tinycat, BRB!
bai kittehcrucheez!
sleepz gud!
I iz off ta da bedie bye two..
gotz a subbin joob tamara at fishykittehz skool! (mwhahaha!)
seez y’all tamara!
momcat
Ooh Ai lieks teh wiggly dansdansdans!
fanks! iz fun, u trai it tew lyanthya, u de grajt danser!
bai da bai kittehcruncheez…. gud joob! I wuz off watchn da yoo toob…..
whut shud weiz doo fur n IRS kitteh
wall iz gott da obvimus song fur uz….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8HYm10tlI
momcat
teh song iz a win! fanks momcat! i just gots bak from dr tinycat,
…as entertainment expense
ya, unforchunitlee dey nawt kownt az “childrun”, ebbin tho I nont gots no othr childrun. Whut wif kittehlittr an’ vet billz an’ preemyum katfuud, dey kost pritty mush da saem. I fink teh kitteh fuud iz problee moar aspensiv den teh elfi fuud.
Leest we duzzent has to send teh kittehs to colledj.
I s’poze dat ar truu. Teh KB maebee git speshul skoolingz, but nawt teh othr kitiz in mai howse.
eliminate the LoLtax
or else teh pointee endz, lemme show u dem!!
eider dat oar kitteh iz flin da flyiz……
momcat
Kittehs in teh Tuhrsdai file.
But tihs is onlee Mundai.
Hez ahed of his tym.
kitteh wud gladli file twosdai fur a cheeseburga twodai!
momcat
Kyoot commint!
“why you file me under ‘brokd’? i just born lyke dis”
Whew – gud fing ai gotz mai CHRG awn! Datz 1 kyoot tax d’duckshun.
Karen- are u de Karen hoo lives in Charlottesville? (Ai wuz lukkin at cheezfenz map) Ifso, ai wuz dere Caturdai fur a soccer game wif mai oldest girl kitteh- at Darden Towe park- it wuz very pretty, and a nice dai!
I is not Karen, but I libs dere. Teh Darden Towe park is wunnerful! I is glad yoo hasing a good bisit here.
U libz here 2, Cassidy? Ai doin’ teh temp wurk for UVA – hopin 2 gitz FT suun.
I hopes yoo gets teh FT suun, too! Dis bees a wunnerful place to libs. We has beinged heer since 1969 an our (grone) kidlets fink dey is Virginians. Akshuly, I guess dey rly is now.
Ohai! Yuz, ai m teh Karen wo libs in C’ville! (That should tell you all you need to know! hahaha) — Ai’v libed here alawng tiem nao. Darden Towe park iz berry pretee.
but onlee teh orinj wuns is deeduxtable
Tax firm of Kits Katz & Kayuute garenteez ur taxes bee filed rite or twicte ur cheezburgers bak & pointy endz fer de IRS.
pointee endz, DO NAWT WANT!!
iz on ur important documents, leabin u a surprise…
he looks so much liek mai Leo
and mah Simba kitteh too!! he luks liek him…
how spensiv dos da kuut kitteh tink he izzz?
he’s four-oh-wun-kyewt
i gots 3. how much tax i save?
mmm. i say…. lots how much dos tos kittehs cost u?
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I haz a liddul nowns ment.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map. U duz not hav to habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfren, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
das sounds kinda kool
Oh yay! I’ve got six. That’ll help a lot.
u no speek da langwage?!
***Ai haz annownsment! Happee Furst Dai ov Fawl Partee! Wif happee buffays of fud! Lotsa drinksies, speshully hawt choklit! Dansies and moozics ov awl kinds. Awl cheezfrends and cheezpeeps r invited 2dai! Sparklees en speshul Fawl partee favors. Pleez comes en enjoy!***KCT goes en and starts da moozic an dansies*** ***”””” {{{{to ebberywun}}}}
HAPPEE FURST DAI OV FAWL!
Happey firs!
Tankin u berry much! IZ kind und totfullz! Und generro us to allz.
Oh, if only…
Yay! *** floofie paws clappy clappy *** Dis a gud day tu NOT work! *** Dansie Dansie – passes choklit martoonie to ….. ***
***Hans anuvver choklit martoonie to Wet Kitteh Mouse*** O hai! Bootimus dai 4 partee! Gladz u r heer. {{{{Wet Kitteh Mouse}}}} Nawt sekund dai ov Fawl iz awlways niec!
I would like to claim a egzempshun fer snorgles an smoo
Iyf kittehs bees tax deduktibul, hmmmmmm, lessseee…….
Ai haz 2 kittehs wif a kyuooteniss kwohshunt ov elebenteey sevin;
Ai figgure taht raysis tehir deduktibylitee tuu 100 per cehnt;
Soe taht meens Ai DOAN HASTA PAIY ENNEE TAXES NEXXT YEER!!!!!!
The PURRiceless ar biiyawnd pryce.
Ooh, i be wishin that. mi kitteh coss mee ninedy dollahs… mi ma siksty, mee firty. it wuz mi birfday prezent, but stil, he be fum a sheltur… hee be pizeless
Aw, Kitty expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!