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concats on ur nawt-sekkund LCB! Gawsh why isnt cheezburger getting as many kommints as it used to? I fink its failblog…i don kno why ppl like lukin at pics uv ppl hurtin themselvz and skreen shawts uv stoopid typos! and der kommints are full uv masterbait’n and grahmar police!
I dunno whut’s up with that. I myself has been teh vry bizzy at works and in teh evenings and don’t always has time to stop by. Also, peeps like our Janet has IRL stuff going on that preclude their usyool level of participamation here.
We needs another Dark and Stormy Night thread!
ohai guys. Me too, also has been exce… eskessiv .. too much busy atwerk and stuff. and the last weekend ai wented to New Hamster to go hiking, which wuz much fun. Maybe lotsa peeps are bizzy. But cud it be that noo peeple feels intimidateded by teh peeples who noes each otter here? Iz a misteree.
We needs to has a big party, then. Guinness Piggeh and I was working on a fashun show — mabye we can invite all u guise in addition to all teh celebritees I hads him invite.
Maybe we cud has a theem party, based in Igor’s gnu movie that premeered last week? I herd it wuz a monstrous success!
wuts a ‘dark and stormy night thread’?
ohai KKL! recentlee (ai cant spellz her name) ohtagoosiam (aifinkso) started a free form story with one line and den ebbrywun added another line or two tew teh story……… ai just lolled n lolled……..wuz teh funneh!!!
an teh nawt second line was………. it was a dark n stormy nite……
*jus in cayse yew wuz wundrin wut teh heck ai wuz tawkin bout*
Ohia KKL & JMK!! Mai eerz wuz burnin’ adn nau ai noes y! Ewe kin jus cawl meh Goosy adn ebbrebuddy will noe who ewe meen. Anudder Dark & Stormy? Ai fin taht kin bee arranged. Ai wud liek sum input tho. Teh nawt sekkund story wuz a lawt ob fun butt wii neber gawt it finished. Wud it work bedder tew taek it tew anudder playce, liek mebbe a pic on mai profile? Oar iz it bedder tew do it liek last tiem? Ai be open to suggestions!! Ennywun kin emeio me at yahoo dot com wit ideers.
wud u mind tellin meh what lol the dark n stormie was posted awn? sowwee fer teh late reply my comp had sum sort uv cyber-seizure O_O
ohai Goosy, as cwazy as it was I don’t see how u cud do it anny better! Mebbe just add a line in teh instruckshuns to say to reely try hard to finish at least teh furst storyline that takes off?
That wuz the most I laffed here sinse LCB mounted teh McKinley!
:Snerk: I agree. it wuz astro nom ikklee funnee.
I think mebbee aim to end deh story by 30 entreez
’sted uv 50. Dat may make it a liddul moar eezee tuu
kumpleeteing. But deh branchingz were part uv deh fun.
Mees hopin taht effry onsinnawihle, peepz wil continyew teh storries an we mai effen raech fiffties wiffout cheetin like mi!!
it waz a dark and stormee nite…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/#comments
oh thx sweetpea! Sry i didnt notice teh link…xP
I has been countin up. Der are over 30 peeps that wuz wut I calld regulars who haz stoppd cummin here since bout mid August, or iz postin much less and, I iz missing teh peeps. I wants dem to comes bak, pleaz. Is more fun wif lots of peeps playin.
i finkso sum peepz might can comes bak win teh whether getz coaled
and/or ikky.
Aill be bak reel sune. Mai sister iz heer frum Salt Lake City, an we still hav lots ov visiting relatives.
But moast will be goan bai Thurday. But ai DO hav sum ideas about waht cud be going rong.
We can has discussion?? Wehn ai’m bak fur reel??
Well, I haz also tu wurk in mai life….
Anyheew, I iz not a regluluur anywheys.
It’s not just havening to work, it’s havening to work at something that takes up all ur brain cells and or (in my case) sometimes has u up in front of a roomful of people with a projection screen attachified to ur computer so u can’t comfterbly be talking wif ur Cheezfrenz or researching that rash that won’t go away and stuff.
U TEECH peepz teh artz uff cheezburgler??
An heer wus mee, alwhais tinkin teh nindshuh artz uff stelff an inffizzybillytih wuz tot in segrit muontin tempels an stuffs.
An heer iz teh faimoose LCB wiht teh beemer (she driffs oan tuu!) annu gompjudrr, turing teh sittis wiff her maydgikk show!!
yes yoo iz a reglulolar! yoo haz posted sevral days now an yoo eben haz an ebil twin!!
Maybee it’s cuz WP keeps eeting ther commints!!!! GRRRRR!! Ai just rote wun – an it disappered – again. An yesterday ai rote a couple that dint post when they shud hav.
{{{Janet}}} oh hai, I wuz just trying to tell peepz bowt ur meeting wif Wiskers adn how much u luvvinged deh kumfurt kitteh her brot 2 u!! Adn WP ben eeting mai kommintz. (see bottum uv fred.)
(((cweenmj)))) Ai’m off to luk!
janet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*tenurleee wrapz tendrils round janet*
*luks into janets face*
has you been eetin properlees?
here has sum sweetpea shoot salads. is goodfur you.
{{{{{{{{sweetpea}}}}}}
*tenederlee pats tender tendrils*
*noms teh yummee sweetpeas shoot salads*
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No, akshuleee proleee nawt. We hav soooooooo much fud! Peeple kept bringing fund. We can haz pilez ov cold cuts – meets an cheezes. Bukkits ov assorted pasta saladz – moast ov tehm reelee yummee – but. . . . An lotz of jello froots saldsz, an green grapes dunked in – ait think – creemcheez mixed wif kool whip!!!! An sumwun browt a huge platter of grapes tehy went out an pikked. An we hav awl kinds ov kukiees an peech cobbler (hoammaed) an peech pies frum a gud bakeree an THREE choklit cakes. An a melon.
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We hav had at leest 10 – 15 peepl eeting heer at leest wunz a day – an there’s STILL lots left!!
If u keep tawking like dat, dere will b a lot moar
dan 10 -15 peepz eeting at ur howse!!!
*Feelz deh moederhome engine starting up.
*Getting on rode and hedding….
*eest, ifinkso, yup, eest it is.
An tehn ai’ll go to teh noo an trollsaife cheezmap an show yoo hao to get heer!
hi janet! we haz bin finking ob yoo!! {{{{{jch4k}}}}}
Persunilly, metihnks teh failblog have muhc teh WIN in it and I offen laffs!!
BUT teh commints ar mosslee stuupid. Tehy shudd go to Nawty Barrn moar offen.
So I neverz posts tehre… Teh cheezpeeps ar mush more luffable!!!
{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}
{{{DonAlexander}}} Wii likez u 2!!
Now Iz cans goez to bed HAPPI-PLACE-ISH!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
wut’s teh failblog?
Hai leeza-b. It’s up above – over awn teh rite. Akshullee, ai’v nebber looked at it either. Ar sum ov our peepl there??
Izz noffer site like teh cheezburgr.
failblog dot org
Iz pics an muffies wehre peppz fail.
Like kitteh in caidsh, pairakiit on top. Wuz epic fail.
But iz mossly hoominz failin.
Site iz berry funnie, but kan be harsh an owtshies tuu!! Iss nawt alwhays fort teh week at harrt, an forum iz mossly stoopid peepz.
Teyh effen use teh “F” wurd!
Sso – NOT teh “Fail pic & vids” up above then???
It teh one. Jus sat eggsaggt one.
*just bak from a (thankfullee) breef eckscurshun to teh failblog*
I fink I need some brane bleech pls.
*Handz Leeza-b a floofee kitteh.
Heer, dis will taking ur mind off dat stuffz.
leeza-b luks at fluffy kitteh an tehnks:
“Dog Fail”
Beeeecauuzzzeee…
She nidz Extra-strong Brain Bleach(TM)!!!
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But ai hav mist ebreebuddee heer so much. It’s nice to hav sum taim to bee heer.
Hantz JCH4K Extra-strong Brain Bleach(TM) an FFG (be se FunnieFialGogguhlz) so she be proteggdud an can laff a teh failz.
Woarks foar me.
Jus doan reed commins. Tehy be – I mus use Ingerlish here – INANE.
Hainz leeza-b eggstra stronng brane bleetch!!
Frum paykkagging:
“Extra-strong Brain Bleach(TM) is guaranteed to make your brain SPARKLE, to CLEANSE it from all the FILTH and UNHOLINESS you have just witnessed!! “Can’t unsee what I have seen! *cry* ” NOT with Extra-strong Brain Bleach(TM)!!!”
Dey b saying *gasp* “Furst”????
*Fayntz at deh awdasitee.
*klonk
*tendrils creepcreepcreep sloooowly toward cweenmj*
*Wakez up and goez to find pruning sheerz*
Iz wiff cweenmj on tiss one. Be ten Drills Of DUUM!!!
nibbulnibbulbibbul
not to werry. i just be teething.
Doan wurry. It onlie wansta plai!
Cant find pruning sheerz. Furgot I duzn’t hab a graj ennee moar.
O hai, Janet! How u is?
In case u hasn’t seed it already, we has set up a place where Cheezpeeps can go to leave u messages. U can look here:
http://www.hullcloth.com/evidence/pmwiki.php?n=MaterialEvidence.Jch4k
peeps can add messages whenever they likes. And u can us teh Print link at teh top right to save all teh meesages on papers if u want.
No – ai dint know. {{{{lcb]]] That iz so NICE!! ai will go an luk in
in a bit. But furst, ai wud laik to see if ai can show yoo teh column mai brother, hoo is a writer an reporter fur ar lokal noospaper, rote yesterday about mai mom. BRB.
Hmmmmm. Mai bruver-in-law did it, but ai dont seem to be abul.
Heer iz the paypurr. http://www.heraldpalladium.com/ee/heraldpalladium/default.php?pSetup=heraldpalladium
an yoo needz to go to local, tehn Paije B-5. And tehn Teh artikul iz “A Teacher’s Teacher in Ebree sense ov teh werd.”
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But ai dont noe hao to maek it big enuf to reed! Tho ai’m shur it csn bee dun.
Ohai ebrybuddy! Eye still been here jest can’t get in on de komments rite nao. Too buzy wit de reel lyfe and awl dat. Eye hab seen de cheeze pics but habent read de komments b/c eye can no resist jumping in.
Aye like here and de cheesepeeps sew much butt it iz big black hole ob tyme when I log in. Yoo noe?
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Aye don noe what happen JCH4K (haven’t read the other comment strings yet) but eye wan too gib you hugs nonetheless {{{JCH4K}}}. Aye get the gist frum dis thread dat sompin big and not-so-happy happen too yoo recently I hab a sad for yoo jest because you iz sad. {{{JCH4K}}} again.
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(WP wont show all of my writing area in firefox, anyone else have this problem?) I’m typing totally blind for half my comments)
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Aye will go check onna Cheesepeep mesage-lan nao.
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Wun moar fing. De Fail blog is pretty stoopy IMO. Looked wunce ooar twice, no fanks.
Ohai rattyma. Thankz fur teh hugs. Ai reelee need them. It wuz indeed verree bad. Mai mom died last week. An ai haz a hyoooj giunt sad. But ai noe ai will be awl rite so bai an bai.
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an yes – ebreewun wf fyrefox haz teh problim wif teh dredded rap-around where yoo cant see waht yoo ar riting. This duzn’t happen in safari.
RM: firefoks duz saym fing to mai commint boks. halfuvit is sumwere owt in cyberspayse. ??
here’s one way to read the story about JCH4K’s mom —
go to the site and select in the box at the top:
sunday 9/21/08
this should show you a mini-version of every page in the issue
find page B5 and either:
1) click on the small adobe acrobat pdf symbol under it,
which downloads the pdf file to your machine
or
2) click on the link to page B5, which will put a small version of the page on the left side of your screen. Then click on the article, and the text of it it will show
up on the right.
It is a very nice article, JCH4K!
U iz scairin me…
*pssssssssst*
sprays no-be-skayrd on DonA
Nawt seggund ten Drills Of DUUM, tehn teh weepwniced ohhai lucy dshinns???
Tehs plantt be teh Ebil !!!
iz juss kiddin {{{sweetpea}}}
Ai muss teak minnud tu pat meselph on teh shoaldrr.
*pats*
I lurfs teh LOLspaek!
Wehre els kan u teak Ebilebenty-Dollur wurd liek “weaponized hallucinogens” an maek a bunsh uff woard djoaks innut??
Nitynitre, ebbreone, I’m gonna saif tihs fred…
cweenmj saitt teh “F” wurd!!! cweenmj saitt teh “F” wurd!!! cweenmj saitt teh “F” wurd!!!
Duh yu need teh CCC??
Haer, haff sum smellin salts!
Alsow, tehy offen be sayinn “F***t” wehn te iz nawt ebbin nawt seggund. And tehn teh neks one ansur: “F***t fail.”
Iz so booorin. Bores like Drill Of DUUM!
needs duck taype.
Yup. Evry engineer noes duck taype fixez evryting.
I always carriez at leest 1 duck taype.
Wehre duss yu tayp duck too?? Belt? Showldur?
Iz not monorail cat, iz funicular cat. Like in Pitzburg, or Pariz.
Putz da fun in fun iklur?
Ooh! Now THERE’S a elebenty-dollar word!
mebbee yo shuld taek it owt to see wut it luks liek in teh liet.
Hay, wait. R u trine to entrap me?
Itz onlee worth sebenty dollars in todays ecomies anyways.
It wud not be a felolony, I donfink.
Then whut’s teh point?
Oh, BTW, LM, congrats on bringing HappyCat home! I’ll has to go out and, um, get u a catwarming prezzie.
ooh, fank yoo *rubs hanz togevver in antisipayshun*
him iz alreddy very warm, mebbee a catboxkleening prezzie (lots in, lots owt)
Reely reely reely?! Yoo iz givin Happy Cat a home? Aye iz sew happy fur yoo, Romeow, an Happy Cat most speshully! Yay Lunarmommy! Aye hab bin sew conserned wit de Happy Cat saga. Iff eye waz closer an cud hab a kitteh we wood want a kitteh lyke Happy Cat! Iz yoo gonna keep hiz nayme? Itza gud nayme/
yay! happycat hazza forebber hoam!!!
*happytayl dansdansdansdans*
oh, and LCB, cud you “pick sumfink up” for me to gib alsew?
an fur me tew??? pwetty pweeze!!
*gwabs sp’s tendirls an spins her round n round*
woopeeee!!
Ok, but u guise noes how bad my memories is. (I sed MEMORIES. Not mammaries. kthxtheystillgotsitgoinon)
So let’s make a list, shall we?
Abatar Cleaning Kit
Bookay of catnips
Cleener-upper of HappyCat Output
Dozen sordid mouses
E…
ebbrybuddies emeow addy
frozen dakries
guiness fur teh folks ober teh pond
h…..
hebenlee canz ob gushifudz
itteh bitteh fingz
jinglee bellz
k…
kleeen litterbawks
lurvely furry bodies
mahvelus meows
n……..
noo nip toyz
open bags ‘o fud
p…. (nothxbye, HappyCat2 brings his own)
perfect bookay of catmint frum my gardens
quik dry pointee end polish
“Rescue Me” ♫ on 45rpm
sterling silva service for elebentee
t…
treet jar maed of waterfud crystal (to go wif silva service)
ultra skritch resistent carpets
velvet pillos
w……
Wunnermus cushuns dat are super-comfee fur fuzzy tushies.
Xeroxes uv teh fuzzy tushies (kittehz oanlee, plz).
Yo-yos fur teh kittehz to imitayt (push kitteh off cowntur — himz bounces bak up).
Zebra-pattern sawftee blankeez.
Fuzzie kitteh tushies???? ; Ai just today gotted a noo printer wif a scanner.
Can wun scan in fuzzie kitteh tushies??
Ai don’t reelee know hao to uze it yet. Sumwun sayed maybe ai shud trai reeding teh manual!
i’ll taek wun ob eech, plzkthxbye
Moar like a telefurique.
Ryte yu arr! FUN ickyular kittoon wil ryze shortlii.
Or Prag!
Lolz Angeles has a funicular, too! Cept dey made it stop. So now it sits at bottom like dis heer lil lolcat.
Iz moar laik skee-lifft kat, but…. um… teh grabbitee winned.
at leest hez haz a softee landin for hiz buttz
Sadly, grabitee always wins. Just ask my bosoms.
U haz tawking boobeez??
*ponderz dis gnu peece uv info.
*rayzez hand.
I haz a kwestyun. LCB? Wuz u in deh sir kuss??
U bet ur sweet @$$ I was.
It was Picadilly Circus. I was teh one dresst like a turist.
An du tehy snoar?? Tawk bekk?? Oar yewz nawtie lenkwidsh??
They often get moar attention than teh rest of me does.
Liek… Kittehs liek tu maik teh bikquits onnem??
Or…
I geussuz tehy be teh draama kweens tehn…
“Oh boobeez!! Where is thy firmness??”
Don Alexander! Ar yoo pair o’frazing “Oh deth, where iz thy sting???”
Yesh Ai wuzz!!
Taht wuuz funnieh pic!
*poot* ‘n scoot ketteh defy grabity
hai, cheezpeeps! my kitty, da brain, has been nuked 2day and is at da vet. we spended da munnies for da webcam and ifn yoo goes here: http://www.avmi.net/NewFiles/webcam/webcam13.html
yoo can see da Brain ! (ifn it asks yoo fora password thngy use “colville” and “brain” both lower case)
will only werk 2day for 2 1/2 more hours Get im while heez hawt ! (is nucleeur med joke!)
hyperthyroid cat is hyperthyroxic…?
Ai haz an accited! Uniquekitty haz agweed 2 maybe let meh haz meh own wordpretzel nda ICHC account wif mah oan abitar nda eberyfing!!!Ob course moas shud no wut meh abitar b by meh name!?!
can any wonz gib uniquekitty a link oar ssumfin to find out hoa to makez teh smileyz-she wishes 2 no.
cweenmj haz teh mostest amayzing an usefulest informayshun on herz blog:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
she tellz yoo how to maek teh smilies, how to maek yor name turn bloo, all taht graet stuff!
fanx Lunarmommy-ai jes told uniquekitty……
gonna has meh oan abitar,gonna has meh oan abitar
*startz 2 dans trips, falls, nda hits head on putey desk*
stupey putey desk
*losses consciousness*
Iz yew okay, plasticat?
*whispurrz: greneland
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*dat shud waking him up!
Wha hu wen y? GRENELAND!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *pawses 2 boa doan to cweenmj* AAAAHHHHH!!!!*runs trips falls nocks self oat agen*
Things r luking up for Monorail Cat…an up and up an up…
Monrail cat – tekknololdshikkull atvanss!
Tonite at ten!
hay, i just seed happycat doing sumfin taht shiro iz teh only kitteh i ever seed doing dis: him wuz drinking by dippin himz paw in teh water tehn likkin teh water off himz paw!! shiro duz dis too!! *sob* i just knowed tehy wuz ment to be togevver…
kinda likez hoa our kitties Unique nda Tira fecth nda play wif icee cubees in deh watr dish…..
AAaaawww.. Sew cyoot. Mai kittehboi duz tihs dippy fing 2 gets cheereeoz owt of hiz milk…
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Wut a match maid in hevvin, lunarmommy..
happicat an shiro..
climin’ up a tree
tryin’ to catch a
M- O- U- S- E…
UR kitteh eets cheerios n milk? Too cyoot!!!!!
Yas… Butt… wud be nise if he ated hiz OWN … ’sted ov MINE…
Heh! Iour kitteh at may perrents hoam (she hass no name, purr fing…
) doez tehs tuu!! Iz sooo kyoot.
Our oal kitteh, Frischling (young suckling wild boar, in teh Dshurrman) dippud her pawsies in teh ioagurrt an mainaisse dshars to tehn like teh pawsies cleen an cleen jarss all out. Waz like dish wassr, but furrie!!
OMG – he didz it!
Dat iz so cool! I didn’t kno dat Shiro didz dat, too!!!
I has a happy.
yup. him eben duz dis drinking owt ob teh toylit an teh swimmin pool.
tehy seemz to be gradjuly reaching a peese agreemtn. very gradjuly. i writed abowt it below. haz had a cupple instances ob “face time” 4 or 5 feet apart wif no hissing for at leest a fyoo minits. i fink happycat haz been throo so much an teh big moov yesterday an noo howse an noo kat were just teh last straw an him gotted compleetly stressed owt. fink him might be starting to relax a liddle.
Monorail Cat berry, berry priddy.
Want.
Monorail cat cannot make the grade.
That’s because he’s not inclined to study.
Now that’s a new slant on the picture.
Watch owt!! deh teecher b grading on deh curve!!
I luvs ur enginewitty mj!
*digz toe in durt.
aw shukz. taint nuffin.
cweenmj haz purring witty engine inside!!
Luks moar liek a foyer – nawt a study.
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I noez sum uv u b sik uv dis nownzmint so i burryz it at deh bottum uv deh fred. But sum peepz haz not seeinged it.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere. I duzn’t putting in enee moar (or less) info on deh map dan u b wanting. Mostly I putz peepz in deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. If just wants ur state oar kuntree identifyed, dat b ok 2.
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U duz not hav to b habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
thanks for doin dis. is wunnerfulz and full o Win adn awesum.
So iz deh flower/ms fund fur Janetz mom!! U adn LCB r deh best. Hang on, I haz sumfing to share. brb
Wp haz eetid mai commint twice!! I hates WP!!! i Hatez it I telling u!!
Shur that popz up rite away!!! GRRRHH!!!
inhanse ur calm, mj!
we’ll ask teh dawnkey to hoof it when she stops by.
Oh, it needz moar dan a hoofing!! It b nomming mai
commintz left adn rite, and up adn down ad sidewayz.
It needz a thermo-nuklear re-akshun shuvved up itz
ohai! Ai nebber herded yu so much mad beefor. wat kans wii duz to makt awl beter???
Chokklit… wen in dowt, chokklit….. adn moar chokklit.
mmmm. i splo… sple… treat misef tu chokkit wif BAILEY’s inside. nom nom nom! hav sum :::paws chokklit tu cweenmj::: shud maik sweet dreemz. nite now. i gotz tu getz reddy fur sleepies. mehbe i peek in a laiter.
Ok!!! I iz reelee hackkt off now. Wp keepz eeting mai kommint. It b a bit frum an emaoy I gottid frum Janet. She b saying how Whiskers camed to her momz visitashun on Thursday and gavinged her a cumfurt kitteh. Adn how much it ment to her to have a Cheezpeep kum to see her and how she luvvingz deh kumfurt kitteh.
Ok I try putting dis down heer awl bai itself.
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i gottid an emayo frum Janet. I don’t think she will mind mii sharing dis. She reelee lubz deh Cheezpeepz. And ower luv fur her iz a reel help 2 her.
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“The most wonderful thing happend at the visitation on Thursday. I was talking to a group of people, and this very nice lookging young woman, followed by a really cute guy, walked up to me and said “Are you Janet.” To which I replied, “Why yes, I am.” And she said “I’m Whiskers.” And I nearly fell over right on the spot. I KNEW she lived in South Bend, which is only about 30 miiles away. ….. And she brought me a little sturffed cat for comfort, with a collar and tag around his neck with the names of all the Cheezfrenz written on it. Oh MJ – this just meant SO much to me! My very first ever meeting with a Cheezpeep! ….. And it made me feel so special – and loved – and cherished. Strange, how our group is so very special. Of course, having all the dear relatives from far and wide … arriving and being there was also good. But having my little stuffed kitty (which has a PERFECT ICHC kitthe expression on his face) brought to me by Whiskers herself – I was just completely bowled over.”
No, ai dont be minding at awl. It wuz so . . .ai can’t eben describe it. Just waht ai reelee needed rite then. Whiskers!! Standing rite there befoar me. It wuz ai if she reelee browt awl teh gud an warm thots ai know mai deer frenz heer hav bin sending me – wif hur – in concentrated form.
Wyh yu tawk so wierd in emayo?? Wuzz hart tu follow. Wierd gremmur an spayllinks an stuff.
Ken oan lurn tihs suumfferr??
Sorree, DonAlexander. Teh peepl there . . .moast ov tehm dint speek lolcat. Ai noe taht soundz verree stranj indeed. So since ai had bin speekin teh Ingerlish there, ai just sorta lapsed into it in mai emayo to cweenmj.
Tuss, tuss, teh yewff off tudai…
Gettin all tehre lenkwish frum teh EmmTeeVee an teh repperz!!
Teihs nawt gudd, wehre wees be goin…
Waht dus tehy lurn at teh skwyullz todai??
Nuffin but fingks liek: “The funicular cat experienced a severe technical malfunction in the chainlink manifold, resulting in a significant reduction in climbing speed, followed by stalling at the foot of the track.”
Uz cenz beliebs hoa long it tuuk me to rite dat doan!!! I krinsh wehn I juss seez it! DO NOT WANT!!!
Janet tawks weerdy in emayo.
But noaw I hassa happieh tu!!!
{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}
Oh!
Ai furgot to say – teh reellee cyoot guy wuz hur reellee nice huzband!
Wuuz he firemenz??
Janet sendinged mii an emayo and I hope her duzn’t mind mii sharing dis bit.
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“The most wonderful thing happend at the visitation on Thursday. I was talking to a group of people, and this very nice lookging young woman, followed by a really cute guy, walked up to me and said “Are you Janet.” To which I replied, “Why yes, I am.” And she said “I’m Whiskers.” And I nearly fell over right on the spot. I KNEW she lived in South Bend, which is only about 30 miiles away. ….. And she brought me a little sturffed cat for comfort, with a collar and tag around his neck with the names of all the cheezfrenz written on it. Oh MJ – this just meant SO much to me! My very first ever meeting with a Cheezpeep! ….. And it made me feel so special – and loved – and cherished. Strange, how our group is so very special. Of course, having all the dear relatives from far and wide … arriving and being there was also good. But having my little stuffed kitty (which has a PERFECT ICHC kitthe expression on his face) brought to me by Whiskers herself – I was just completely bowled over.”
Uv korse, wuns it finelee desidez 2 posting mai commint, WP horkz dem awl up at wunst and makingz mii lukk like a doodee hedded numskull.
o noes! you not da doodee hed. WP be doodee hed.
hee hee hee! ‘doodee’. hee hee hee! goggies du doodees. kittehs neber doodee. kittehs poops. **how meny mor doodees kin i fit in heer….hmmmm…**
kittehs poops reignboos
Yu noes, deespit tihs, we likez yu ennywayz. {{{cweenmj}}}
Iz inekspl… uneggsplai… nawt tu be unnerstuud, but we duh!
Duz dis b ware I duz mai Sally feeldz impreshun?
Thank yew, thank yew, I’ll b heer awl week!! 
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U likez mii, U REELEE likez mii!!
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taht iz wunnerful! how nise to hab an unekspekted cheezmeet at such a time, an how nise ob her to go do taht!! teh cheezpeeps iz fine folks. i hadded cheezmeet wif romeow on sunday to get happycat, an she is teh nisest lady an makes teh bestest otemeel-chonklit chip kookies in teh hole wide wulrd!!
Oh lunarmommy! You akshulee gotted to meet Romeow, teh coolest kitteh ov them awl????
Yoo ar so lukkee! Ai am SOOOOOO lluking forward to meating Romeow sumday! Ai’m shur it will happen.
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AND yoo got teh fabulolso Happycat. Just hao lukee can wun purrrson bee?
anovver update frum teh kitteh U.N. on teh shiro-happycat peese negoshiyashuns:
we had anovver breef daytaunte. furst, shiro an happycat gotted close enuff to tuch nozez before tehy started hissing. tehn i calmd tehm down wif treets an catnip. tehn tehy lounged on teh kitchen flor abowt 4-5 feets apart WIFOWT HISSING for sebral minits. tehn happycat wented for shiro’s fud an i had to put him in tiemowt in himz room.
so iz 2 steps forwurd, 1 1/2 steps bak today, not bad for furst day ob bein expozed to eech ovver, i gues.
PLEEZ SUMWUN REMIND ME DIS IZ NORMAL! *ahem*
Yu now haz two beebehs, nawt oan.
Iz twis deh tribble-trubble.
Noaw.
Enz.
Finullie goin tuh bead, iz alreddy gettin lite outsiad aginn… :S :s
daytaunte == day be tauntin eech offer al day long
yup, that’s it
Nite nite, awl.
G’nite Janet!! Schmooz 2 yooz
{{{Janet}}}
Wow, lunarmommy – dat is grate!
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Eben wen HappyCat waz behine teh barrier in our howse, TJ wuddn’t eben cum down teh hallway! Shiro already lounged next to him? Dat iz teh wunnerful! U hab made much moar progress in a shorter tiem than I eber did.
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I waz juss lukin fur sum happy noos before I wented to bed – and u gabe it to meh!
{{{{{Lunarmommy & HappyCat & Shiro}}}}}
kitteh thinkn
“i thinks i kan, i thinks i kan…”
speed boost in 3…2…1… *fart!*
*snerk*
i am respektuble 40-hmhm-yeer-old howsewife, but i still lubs me a gud fart joke
Kitteh is temporarilee out of survice while he comteplates the hai-speed collishun between teh bannister post and hes reer end.
u cahn dew it kitteh, sing wif meh naow…
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♫♫ Climmmmmmb eeeebree mowntan ♫♫
augh!! eerwurm!! *shaeks hed despritly to dislodj eerwurm*
Sorree lunarmommy, heer, ai heps u wif dat eerwurm
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♫♫ Forddddd ebree streemmmmm ♫♫
Silly kidz…
IZ Naw Incline Cat not Monorail cat…
Sliiy Hoomnz
Monorail Kitteh Lien enkownturs unahvoydabuhl diffycuhltees:
tehmporaree raiyle blokkidge; obstrukshuns onna trak needez tuu bees kleered awaiy befoar Monorail iys operahbul agen;
(Untyle tehn, kitteh kan jes staiy putt, adn mebbee jes taike a nappee oar sumefin;)
The cat needs Mary Poppins’ magic.
Monorail shipped directly from Seattle…where the entire length of the track is about as long as your staircase.
Monorail Cat needs update to inclien railwai cat.
http://www.chattanooga-charm.com/images/incline.jpg