A dog, huh?
A dog, huh? Yeah, I can do it… but to make it look like an accident? That’s gonna cost you xtra.
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A hit hamster?
eez nawt da size ob da mous in da fyte… eez da size ob da fyte in da mous!
adn mauscalshions awn ur tawp spot woodchuck
Gud wun.
yesh… mark twain hadded menneh good wuns
alwdough he referded 2 goggies… wib dis une.
iz dat ur kitteh siobhan?
i did well on my exams btw wich is nice
awn da abatar? yesh mai kitteh wen her wus yung adn rekliss ^^
congarats own dewing so gweat awn ur ‘xams
congra fats on ur nawt sekund woodchuck!!
sillybrashuns?
hewoo, Hashim, howya weeknd?
Ohai sairys!!
teh weekend waz gud but today iznt so gud askhullee…
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well, teh power waz out fur a long tiem cauz ob a major hailstorm and taht me kittehs also ma very petrified cauz of it…
itz bery cold here naow…
very cold and rainy….
Duz yu lib up in deh mountains? bye Murree, maybe? I usta.
noes, me libs in Lahore…
teh hails arent supposed to cum in dis season…bery weird…
Fanks, Hashim. Iz havin a Latte wif Bobcatt down belo. Joyn us!
Gerbil, actually.
No, A hit mouse.
Heigh, doan watch mai syze!
I was wondering if there is something that automatically translates these comments into lolspeak, or if people just do it naturally.
Iz a gerbil. I breeds dem. ^w^
Kitteh and maus see ai to ai
Oops …. zatta hambser? Tout it wuz a helfy maus. COngratz woodchuck! What would you lyke fer sellybrashunz?
Akshullee, i fink itz a gerbil.
But “hit gerbil” duznt sownd so gud.
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Gimme a Venti Latte tihs mornin!
Mercenaree maus?
lol, woodchuck, dat beez gud
**scurrieez ober to CappaLatte masheen….
pours teh fresh milkk inna frothee cup,
turns onna steem … bubble bubblol…
presses teh spresso beenz real good,
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
pours teh wippy milk inna cup with teh spresso
litteh lemon rind curlee onna side…
Here you are woodchuck! ***
Mmmmm.
Xtra fome. Jus teh wai I lyk it. Fanks, bobcatt! (Or iz it Robert?)
no, buttt yoo ken call me plane ol’ Bob. Robert beez too fermal an I haz no tayle so Imma jest “Bob”.
Sumwun bobbed yur tayl?
Taht’s tu bad.
But yoo doan has tu be nervuss arown rockin chares now.
Oh I wuz borned taht wey. An alla my sibberlings too. We kinna fink kittehs wiff alla extree onna behine r teh wunz wif teh birf defex! Eezee fer me to get aweigh wehn nobody can grabb onna my tayle to ketch me! Makes the lyin on the back spred eegul ting xtra eezy too wiff no tayle inna wei.
Reddy for a refill on taht latte? Hashim, you likka latte? Ennybuddy else?
icanhas plain cuppa joe? xtra lite? no sugar?
commin rite up cSmall! Hoap iss not too strawng foor yoo…Ize a litte hevee handid wiffa beenz.
latte?? i lub latte!!
and becauz itz berry cold here, i’ll liek it hawt, and nawt shaken, stirred
Ai wud lub a nicecuppatee! Tahts wut we liek in TTI…
ob course!!
*pours a hawt cupof tea in poohbear3931’s cup*
there, i fink u’ll liek it, maded it mah self!!
One LAtte onna weigh for our fren Hashim. I mayde wun with reglar milk and t’other izza hot soy latte. You ken have your pik!
** sprinkuls litte bitteh cimmamum onna fomee top**
An enneewai, deh gerbull wud prollee be in disguize wen duz hit – mebbe az hamzer.
Ai dunno,Vinny…..
dere iz gonna be reetaleeashuns fer dis !!!
deys alwayz gotsta ruin owr enjoiment…
Goggie mite be “made” man….
Iffin u kills teh made mens,u is gonna be sorree !!
hit hammie lays it owt for teh kitteh contractors
dealer kitteh, maeks u an offer u cant refuse!!
the pay, well, yeah, about teh pay… its not that much… really, only 100-300 cheezburgerz…
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mmmmm i likez doze numberz but mebbe not awl at once
ai donut fink da hammy can eets dat mush en elbenty-tweny yaers! Him gonna git cheezburger laundering biznus! afinkso!
Wunt tehey gets awl soggeh?
LOL!
Just sayin — mite bee nice if deh goggies weren’t allays called deh eneme. Sum of dem getz along wi deh kittehs fine.
I lubs dem bothz.
wii’r gunna do dis hit, c? adn den u’ll oh meh fur lyfe, c? sew u’ll hafta halp meh wif dis bank haist, c?
Jus wun ting Floofy….Ahm gunna need a lil hep moovin de body.
stoopy wurdpress keeps eetin ma funney commints i inserted below heer.
o so naow et shows… lets see if i can postit below…
wurdprezz iz de crazee makin sumtymez fer shure
*!&@#!@ WURDPRESS!!!! ……… ok, get a hold uv yurself…. *breathe in, breathe out* …. ok, bluesfan473, i gotz an idea. can yu go to teh surch lolz and type in ‘hiding a body’ and teh furst pichur yu see will be teh one ive been tryin to post a link to.
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Ez naut gud wiegh to stard da week!
meez sowey… teh compooter hates me……
u mean tis? http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/13/funny-pictures-bored-halfway-thru/#comments
Bud we lubz u!
dat pixure iz grate! I luv de kitteh legs stikin owt frum aroun de corner
Doan worree, WP duz de saim ting 2 meh eberytyme ai tri 2 poats a linkee, no madder haow ai tri.
Dat Hashim, wat a showoff!
(j/k!)
Ai dunno wai ai cahnt poast a linkee butt mostest eberywun elze cahn.
hmmm ok….
i’ll ignore wat u just said
if u haz a linky, remove teh http adn add teh www.
i’ll explain
liek if u haz http:blahblah.coom
remove teh http adn then it becomes blahblah.com
tehn add three W’s so it would be ww.blahblah.com
try it!!
Iz dis wun ob ebil maus’ minyuns?
Taht’s wut ai wuz finking. Oar eben *Q ominus musiks* wun ob Basement Cat’s minions!
Tihs burblol de-fin-ate-lie wun ob Basement Cat’s mignons… Mebbe morceaux mignons, heh heh, if’n burblol not caerfull!
Dum da dum dum daaaaa… ere cums ebbil killin kat an monsta mouz -hide qwik!
u cahn run, butt u cahn’t hide! (dun dun DAHHH!)
hoo sais ai cahnt haid? meez jus use kitteh camo
Dun dun DAH….hay, wear’d he gao? Dats sum gud camo!
dey also gotz sum New and Improoved Cali-Kitteh Camo guarranteed to hide yu frum hoomins who dont lik “gifts”
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I haz a liddul nowns ment.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map. U duz not ha to habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
hmmm. i finkso da cween shuds gives us tidals. say, HRH MaisOui. i can haz honurifik? canneye, huh, cannye? huh? huh? huH?
p.s i NOminate EbilMaus for courtjester.
meez sekkund dat
nominate Mary0 fur mos givin purson?
re EbilMaus fur cortjester– Ifinkso YNG wud be beddererer?
*whispurrs: wach oot, he allus be wachin*
wuz dat behedder?
Speaking of royaltee,let us consider our belov’d Dame Janet, enlighten’d ruler of the Realm o FourKittehs,Benefvolent rulur o Us and Cheezland : as herz humble serbants we do hearby wants to send her a Tribute adn Heart Salve, as befits her Royal Person, to aid her in the comfoart of her tender haert in the loss of her belov’d Mother.For moar infoarmashunz, Pleez to clickky on
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
foar a moast excellant link maded by HRH Lolcatburglar, who has mended herz ways adn is collecting munnies (not keepink it!) transfoarmed by the beams of light streaming from Janet’s personage.
Teh win! Ai found a money an hab doughnutted thru PayPal. Taht iz so cleber ov LCB an Ai iz impurressed! Ai had a sad befur cos Ai wunted t0 send sumfing for Dame Janet Four Kittehs butt fort twas nut purrsibly frum TTI… Noaw Ai haz a happie!
Ai wuz bery bery sad wen mai Mumkitteh died an my kidkittehs sed, “Get a hobby, Mum!” an tehn Ai foundz ICHC, wich maeks mi hab a happie an larf lotsanlots…
yaypoohbear!
Ai wan 2 sai iffen annee wun wantz 2 mek de donashun & haz a amazon akkount dat wuz bery bery eezy & secure wai 2 dew itz so dunnot bee wurried. itz wurked grate & ur info iz nawt rebealed to aneewunz elze.
u wanting a tidal wave?? ok.
*Wavez floofee pawz wif a lunar frekwency*
Juss kiddingk!
U kin beeing deh Duchess Uv Muusik, Mais Oui.
Dat b DUM Mais Oui.
we can nominate Mary0 fur most giving purson uv las week?
ya, i haz fursts to taht!!
datz berry, berry kind o you, sairys, adn yew meks me blushh
but dere can be many, many, otter peeps dat has been at leest az giving az moi. for egg sample, LCB put in muuuuuuuuuuuuuucho werks and effort into da linkees, and is orgamizing da munnies, sumfink wich i rilly dredded & dunno muches aboot.
ya LCB too, she deserves et
Mebbe den LCB could be Duchess of teh Treashuree instead.
…… on nawt third thought, mebbe nawt such a good idee.
Duchess of “Lawst” n Found? (er just “found?)
heh heh !
*ahem*
Iz grate idea Cweenmj. An ai weally engoy ur interwebs spots very much! Fanks fur sharing wif uz!
Mouse: Iz haffin’ sekund tauts abowt dis meetin…
yep, you r rite pitabread! n’ fird tauts, n’ forf tauts, n’ lebenty ….aifinkso.
FINALLY, AI DID DA BLOO LINKY (RATZ) ok, better naow. ehem- Ai did da bloo linky for da gibbin ob da munny, an ifn you do da amazon way iz sew ez! was much serprized. an onda site der dey tell yoo hoa much dey has kalected, too.
EBBereebodee goez to cweenmj’s e-meow dat shee made fur uz fur da cheezmap- put yurself onna da cheezmap (aktewally she duz it foar yu sew da borker doan getz uz.)
haowkumwhy weez nawt gotz no peeps in d Utah ? or Texas ? iznt da stagehandan in da Texas?
***Ai haz annownsment! Happee Furst Dai ov Fawl Partee! Wif happee buffays of fud! Lotsa drinksies, speshully hawt choklit! Dansies and moozics ov awl kinds. Awl cheezfrends and cheezpeeps r invited 2dai! Sparklees en speshul Fawl partee favors. Pleez comes en enjoy!***KCT goes en and starts da moozic an dansies*** ***”"”" {{{{to ebberywun}}}}
HAPPEE FURST DAI OV FAWL!
er…. wud that bee the nawt sekkund day ob fawl? Or wee cud callett teh Awtumble Equinocks Party. Ennyway – issa grate idea…. noms and sparklees and party favers for ebreebody! Inna awtumbs, I lubs
Apples, pickeded fromma tree
Berries onna bushes inna garden (but done eatem, PLEh!)
Candeecorm!!
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Dropping leefs
Elolofantz (nuffing 2 due wif fawl, I just likez ‘em)
Foliage in ebree kuller
G….
Goblin masks on sweet liddel childrens
Hot cider wiff donuts
Icing on cinamonomonomon rolls
Jack-o-lanterns wiff kitteh faces
K…
Doan wurree, iz worf it 2 mi!
Hit Hambstur (aka Mahfia Mowse, Gangsta Gerbul) weels adn deels;
(Hims nebber misseses wif hims teenee tinee Kahlishnikov, wich hims carrys arown inna liddel bittee geetaur cayse)
Kittehs beddure bees preepaired tuu forkez oaver mennee munnies;
HH (aka MM, GG) duz nawt cum cheep!!!!
Krystal cleer frosties
Lots of beautimous colorz
Menny niz smellz ob leeves, durt, wadder….
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Oopsie! wuz commint for Leosmom. Sorree!
awwwz,
mez in love wiz this one! ^ ^ Uz didz a gwd job!
Me sayz keep up ze goodz work!
lovez
haylz
HOW DO I FAVORITE THIS? Seems like I can only favorite ones in the voting area
I wish there were more hamburgers to rate this one! It’s freakin’ awesome!
u can has 2000 nao, and 15000 whenz we reaches alderaan.
I am hijacking this thred for a moment to ask a kitteh helth qwestion…
Mai Nikita,the 19 lb. wonder, has elevated liver enzymes (count should be 60-100,hers is 166).Teh vet is nawt so concerned rite nao,but they want to keep an eye on it.
Anybudde hav eggsperience wif kitteh liver issues ??
(Nikita will be 9 yrs.old in Feb.,BTW)