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Ai will get thin
congarats annipuss!! we hopes that all creatures of the sea can join in the sillybrashuns.
and ai noes that sumwun is gonna post this, so it mite as well be me. right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcmBjp44rHw
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let the dancing begin
LOL!
I fink I seed dis guy dansin at a wedding resepshun once….
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U putz ur flip-per in… an shakez it awl abowt…
Ai fink it wuz unkul Fred….
Ur unkul Fred luks like mai ant Alice…. ‘cept she haz a mustash…
Schmoo tu yew , Mr. Pd’B, Aye kneaded dat laff! Lolrus haz saem shayp az mii, jus bedder scents ob rhybin….
ohai smammie, lukked laik me dancin at teh beeech boys consert!!
Ohai, jamamamama, I wuz gonna go too. Butt daddi took mai Tburd awai!
awwwwwwww you cudda had fun, fun, fun!!!
{{{Jamama}}}
Aye wint tu VT tu C Dougie McLean… iz mush beddarer muzik fur uz non-dansurz… juss nod hour hedz adn smyl… (lotsa creakin noyziz inda awed-y-ntz)
i wisht i dansed taht gud
Fangkss. Ai kneaded taht.
Thx fur teh congrats PdB an Ai lub teh dansin lolrus!
Must…werk…off…xtra…bukkits
Oh the Huge Manatee!
:snerk:
*snort*
yaaaay! i hassint bin dis thin sinse joonyer high!
teh seal has teh FLAB ABS!
a spare tire mebbe? dey iz funner 2 hab den bukkits
I haz a size 5 bukkit, I knows I can fit in it soons!
size FIVE bukkit? whoo! u iz gun b lolrus SUPARMODIL! down in2
da 1 ton weight raynj!
Hazn’t you tortured me enuff
no gibe me mah bucket back
nawt-sekkind, i traynes ur mussils soes u kin b strnong enuff 2 taek it
bak frum da bukkit masta.
Iffin ai do 20 cruntches, ai kin eat teh trayner, yes?
no, but mebbe trayner givs bukkit bak
Iz wot ai promis maislef wen ai goes to teh gim – iffin ai does firty minits on teh tredmill, ai can has caek.
hmm….trainer is porshun too small, wil leev u hongry
get a janniter 2 goe wif dat. den u iz naise nd full.
i can haz siix pak!
ooh, ai lubs teh pinnipeds.
mebbe ai has dun enuf crunches now?
mebbe ai can takes a break?
mebbe ai can has sum fish to nom?
mebbe ai can takes a nap?
mebbe ai can finds my bukkit?
mebbe ai can haz towul?
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Nekkid crunchez — nawt sew grate, akshullee.
*snerk*
lolrus needs wun ob LCB’s nice big hunnert dollar twols!!
reelee? she pays hunnerd dollers fer deez…um…”Highland Spring
Resort” towulz? datsa lotta munneez, huh?
*seez da towulz*
*dey iz hawt towulz*
*dyves fayse doun in towulz*
ahhhhhhhhhh……fergettin….whut…i wuz…gun go du….
ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
will doin crunchies git mi mah bukket back?
No, butt…. it will makez ur bukkit smaller…. No butts abowt it!
Pee Ess… I mite also make ur bukkit bloo!!
doan lissen 2 der lies, lolrus.
fynd mah mazter Reel Samus – -
she knoes da whereabowts of ur bukkit.
shut up abowt yr bukkit
and gimme fifty moar crunchies, fatass
She works harrrrd for teh bukkit
So HARRRRRRD for teh bukkit
I feelz it in mah bukkit! Rok hard flabs!
I has a lot of dat.
Rok hard flabs FTW! !! Ai haz dem!
yoga lolrus
is nawt thin yet
needz to do himz kardio wurkowts too
mai abs maekz me strong, so i gitz bukkit bak from hoomins.
Lolrus is doin calistheniks to gets back his bukkit!
(puff)(puff)(puff)…….. 3!!!!!!!!!(puff)(puff)(puff)……….. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!
♪♪beedeepdeedeebeedeepdeedee♪♪
an now, heer iz teh laytest braking nooz on teh happycat-shiro peese negoshiyashuns:
happycat gotted four feets away frum shiro an did NAWT hiss at him!!
tehy wuz hissing erlier, frum abowt 8 feets apart, tehn i gibbed tehm treets. happycat eeted himz treets (taht kitteh lubs teh fud, him iz liek bottomless pit) but shiro didn’t. tehn i desided to try sumfing taht my verry smart boi thot ob: romeow had gibbed uz a nise tub ob catnip, so i putted a liddle bit ob nip in two empty plastik applesaws cups an putted a cup o’ nip in frunt ob eech kitteh. now tehy iz teh much mellower doods. tehn happycat creepd verrrrrrry slowly up to shiro, stopt abowt four feets away, an nawt hissd at him! tehy just stared at eech ovver for sevral minits, tehn happycat backed off a bit.
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progress!!
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for erlier updates, plz to see
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/22/funny-pictures-a-bigger-comfy-rug/#comment-448925
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we now returnz yoo to yor regulolry skeduled abdominominominominal kruncheez.
Oohai Lunarmommy, I haz bin away, so I did not no u had adopted Happycat fer shure, how grate!
I went bak and read teh linky, and here’s my 2 cents if u is still looking for advises- (just fresh from addin 3rd kitteh to a 2-kitteh howse) – All teh hissing had me so worried but apparentlee is normal, even if sownding vishus, u has to let them werk it owt, if u can, unless it reely turns into a fite. Mostlee they just hisses and one mite act like he will attacks, but tehn they do some kitteh sekrit communicashuns somehow, and one backs down. Ushully. I also HIGHLY rekkomend teh kitteh pheromoan diffuser. I gotted Comfort Zone wif Feliway. Peece has rained ever sinse. OK well at leest it stopped Thelma from spraying, and it DID calm them down a lot.
ohai, leeza-b! yah, we pikd up happycat frum romeow’s howse on sunday (see teh thred wif teh burd fensin teh rololexes). i wuz hopin taht a liddle bit ob hissin an growlin iz normal; wuz just consurned cawze happycat nebber hissed at romeow’s ovver kittehs. him haz bin throo so much stress an chaynj, i guess the car ride an noo howse an noo kitteh wuz just taht last straw in teh bukkit!
i gotted diffrent verzhun ob teh saym kind ob fing as teh Feliway – not az much munnies, but seems to help. if duznt, i will get teh Feliway. (hubby don’t liek teh idea ob habbing kitteh pheromoans flotin arownd, eben simulated wuns. *shrug* but if nessesary, i will insist sinse i’m teh wun hoo haz to be heer wif tehm all day)
I knows what you mean, when I red abowt teh pheromoans I thot, ew? But when Thelma sprayed the cowch… I got despirate.
Ohai, ai iz glad tu heer ub purgres . Mai gurlz bin tugevvur awlwaiz, 12 yeeerz nd stil hissez at eech uvur. Dint notis enny difrens wif da Fleway. nd iz munneeish!
i red taht it wurks abowt 85% ob teh time. most kittehs liek it, a fyoo dont. my shiro wuz gettin dis hawnted luk on himz fayse, wuz kinda sad. so eben tho teh lunarhubby dint liek teh idea an finked teh feliway wuz too many munnies, i had to do sumfin. so tried teh ovver kind, costed less, hopefully it helps.
Ohai Leeza!!! Hao R yoo? Hao wuz ur hous when yoo gotted hoem? Hao wuz Fla? Wut did yoo bring mii?
DK!!!
*turns and tries to run, starts going, feets slip and leeza slides in2 DK wif a WHOMP*
I is fine! How iz u? I got u a coconutt!
oh, sowry, I forgotted to anser ur sekkund kwestion.
Howse is ok, cept for where Gummi shredded sum garland wif chinese lanterns… not sew whole anymores.
Homecoming wus today, here’s how it went:
Leeza runs to door, saying, kittehs! I iz home, I mist u, how iz u? Eberyone ok?
Kittehs:
Ohai!
U is home?
Give us fuds.
Just like kids, eh? We worry adn fret, adn they’ll all liek, yah yah, Mawm – wut’s fur supper?
yup!
I did notise Gummi had a cuppla skratches on hur nose. I’m shure teh naybors heard sum interesting noyses coming from my howse.
I had lotsa fun, gud times, but was glad to get home.
Did u has a gud weekend?
I notised u got debreefed last week….
… and when Maus gets back, he’ll want to debrief u, too.
well at leest I has a tan now, so he can tell where to start.
That’s OK, didn’t need that part of mai hed enneewai…
COCONUTT!!!!! AI LUBS COCONUTT!!! Fank yoo!
Ai R doing OK, all fings konsiderered.
Did yoo habbing a gud tyme? Wut abowt ur hous? Did it adn teh kittehs surbibe?
i thought i saw a 6-pack
sadlee i moas rez……rusel…..lukks liek teh wun on teh rite..
yah, mee too.
Lolrus iz gettin bak into shape for bukkit season!
butt little did lolrus no dat bukkit seesin b endin fifteen dais ago……
mebbee lolrus goez on vakayshun to teh bahamas an werz bukkit tehr!
oar mebee he maeks hoomins build him an artif…..arfia….fake heated sunnie beach nda in doar watr park?………
oopsi! Dis wuz spose 2 b a reply 2 Lunarmommy
nda dis wuz spose 2 b a reply 2 me-don mind meh, ai iz still enjoying Loldizeez
wurdpretzl duz taht sumteims. jus for fun. cawz it’s just taht way.
phooey
NOOOO, They be stealin’ my phats
*snerk*
….in mai dreemz…..
de synkronized swimmin teem frum cheezland haz inneresting cast
Hmmmm, teh Lolrus luuks liek Ai feal;
At lees naow Ai haz a guud visual ov wut bees goeing awn iynsiede mai hed!
iz gigglez out laud evry time i seez dis
If I really want to feel the burn, I’d do this with my friend who’s name is Atticus. He should see this first
LOLrus gettin redy for da bukkit serch