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Ai iz tellin u fur ur own gud
annipuss duz it agin! concatumalashuns! want nyse hot cup of tee foar yur cold?
Yiss pls! Thx fur teh concats 2.
iz gud comet, annipus, I’m tellin yoo, too.
SHHH. ai iz tryin’ 2 watch dis show!
Den hao did yew anser teh kweschun?
ahhhh, ai wuz tawkin about my NOes. Yeah, dat’s it…
Are yew crossin yer eyez at meh?
“mrow!! hiss!! fffft!!” in 3… 2… 1…
*pooftail*
I new owr inter-breed relashunship wud fayl.
dem pure-breds iz kinda stuk-up
I leevded uh GMTA kawmint bowt meezerz, but WP nommed it
Ai doan’t noe wat a meezer iz, pls 2 eggsplane?
Siamese = “meezer”
Siamese kitteh.
meezers aura teh MOST talkytiff kittehs
butter i gess they doan lissen tew as well
Ai haz heered wun “tawkin” dey iz berry lowd!
Dey iz! We keepz gettin kittehz dat are part meezer — awlwaiz bery talkative.
my big ‘ole Tabby is a big tawker, 2. Heez gotta beeeg vokabularee, and ai knot awlwayz unnerstand whut heez tawling about…
*nods knowingly*
Mai mane kitteh, Puck? He nawt Meezr, but he TAWKS.
He meows a lot, but moar dan dat, he TAWKS HOOMAN.
He stands neer doar an sez “me – owt?” and he has a sound that sounds like mwaaa-ur” when he wantses water, an he BERRY CLEERLEE sez “NOOOO”
wen we want him to do sumfing he nawt lik (lik com insided) and at leezt wunce he sed “WAI?” wen ai tolded him to do somfing.
Serreuslee, derez otter wurds but ai iz at wurk an canno fink uf dem. Puck tawks.
Mai Mane kitteh, she tawks and tawks 2. Boo iz nawt a hooman tawker, but she be berry berry kleer abawt wut she want. Mayhaps she tawt me kitteh in my sleepz – dats when she duz most of her tawkin.
Mai Gemini (see pretty piktur 2 da lef) mus b part meezer. Seh neber b shuttin up!
i din kno dat eifver. lolz!
“WP nommed it”
iz lunchtyme heer, taht’s why!
weird press: “yore werds hassa flaver…nom, nom, nom…”
quik, sumones cumming, act like a cat…
in the original tongue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEEgSS5paxI
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translated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8
aaaaarghh SPLORT!!!!
Ohhh maaaa Gawd…
SO
MUCH
WIN
almoss az funnie az kitteh wiht teh aasumm nindshuh skillZ!!!
WIN! fanx
The obvious reply is “ah, but you must have heard THAT, hussy”
… hissy.
Yes?
ohai, hissy! um, yoo knows, ai wuz not calling u a “hussy”!
qwestshun yoor perceptions:
which did ya ashume wazza boi & which wazza gurl?
Tabbee = boi & Meezer = gurl, aifinkso.
ai seez it teh uvver wai — boycat haz 2 bee wun nawt lissening!!
mii thot boi nawt lissnen tew!!
butter meezers allwaz luk gurlee ta mii
cud bee same-seks cupple? aifinkso wud hav sayme prollems az boi-n-gurl cupples…
Datz a gud poynt (wiffowt teh endz), tessm.
Or the tabby could be momcat and the meezer could be teencat.
Dat wuz mai finkin – but Ai finked teh siameez wuz `doptid
Tehse kittehs absativelly pohsolutely hasta bees married;
Thems haz taht exaspyratid luuk ov laung-tugevver kuppels!!!
Well now,, I haz a kweschun.. If a boikat sez sumfing a loan in teh woods an dere iz nawt a gurlkat 2 heerz him…. Iz he still rong????
prolly!
absulutlee.
S’wut I thot… :snerk:
Dis iz one uv teh fings dey shuld cover in pre-marriage classes.
“Your spouse is never listening to you”
Also shuld be included:
“How do you eech deal wif a crisis (And whut constitutes a crisis in teh nawt-sekkund playce)”?
“Who is HONESTLY going to do most uv teh howsewerk”?
“Which is more important – beer or paying teh phone bill”?
“How likely are u to injure a snoring spouse” ?
Anybudde else want to add ??
oooh, those r awl gud wuns!! eksellent list, aifinkso.
“are all horizontal spaces (a) for putting & leaving things on or (b) not?”
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over weekend: DH and ai r walkin downtown, an at a corner where we wuz turning, ai gotz in hiz way and ai sez, “sorry, ai kinda screwed u over there”
an he immeejetlee sez “elebenty yeerz, and taht’s all you got to say??”
*lulz*
**snerk**
Ai iz bad abowt leevin fings awn teh horizontal spaces…espeshully teh dining room table!
Sownds liek u & teh hubby has got teh humor in yer marriage,fer shur
teh hyoomur iz moast important fing sumtymes, wud u nawt agree?
Yesh…it can overcome many uv teh small,stoopy fings dat arise in marriage…
Ohai guis! Wun fing DH an mee agreed tew dooz, wen inna purty seeryeus fite oar Rgyumint, we umm…er… well we MOON chudder!! ( . )
Werks ebry tym, we jess start laffin
ZOMG! taht iz full uv funnee. mebbe ai will be brayve enuf too trai taht… oar mebbe nawt!
Twerks!!! roflma mayks yew furgit stoopy stuffs lukin atta bear hynee
Ohai, gurlz, ai wisht ai nu awl dat 50 yeerz ago! GPS iz sumtiemz stupee tu. it kepe teling me rong nd ai goze ware I nu beddur , den wen ai neded it gabe up awn me.
- toilit seat up oar down?
- why ickie sox noe fits on da floar.
- da baby is nawt ownleh ones responsabilty.
- why 2 televisions myt be beddur dan one.
- why u shud live 2geddur a year b-4 marring in da furst plaic!
ai furgotted…
- maps are good replaicmens fur nawt asking for ur wai
- asking for ur wai is good, asking acshual noeing peeps is beddur
Ohai siobhan, eye fownd owt dat GPS R bedderer. Mai DH tipikal gui, neber aks fur wai to go oar tern butts trooly lubs lektronik fings, sew he gots a GPS fur las Xmas. Naymed lady type voyce ‘Hazel’ she sumtyms nawt no rite wai, den she is ‘Hazelnut’.
hehe, dat be ginormus good idear! awlmost anneh man bees in lub wib da lectronics…
mai poor brofer once wanned 2 bisit meh… neber been to mai citeh b-4. him wus bery con fuzled bowt da gps telling him da follows da rails ob da streetcar adn getting hisseded at by da streetcar wen him nawt moobed fast enuff ^^. him sed him neber wus gonna bisit meh agin… buwt ai is shur… iffne he needs sumfing frum his biggur sistur (well older wud bees da ryte wurd, b-cuz him’s da biggur one), him will bee ryt ober adn growl about da gps agin ^^
LOL, sumtyms GPS nawt sew smart akshully, butts beddar dan me tryn tew reedings map, mai nawt geocologimical finking mynd, let me sho yew it! Aifinkso it beddar 4 bofe us, he grumble cussnsware at Hazelnut dan me…
Amens to teh libbin 2geddur !!
Iffin ai had libbed wif nawt-sekkund hubby,ai wuld NAWT hav married him !!!!
*hai5!!* Mii 2 (3, 4, adn 5)!!
ai muss be STOOPID – ai lbbed wid mai huzbin nawt sekund , den married him newai….*bangs hed on wall*
Aks Tidmum abowt toilit sete. ;Getz a floofy wun . It wil nawt stai up. hee!
Big marrig kweshon:
Hoo gits da remoke?
hoo paze teh kabull bill??
hoo gits da hoomin? adn hoo gits da canopenur? adn who gits da hows adn da chilren adn da gushi food?
oooh, those r nawt “MARRIJE” kweschuns… those r “NAWT-MARRIJE” kweschuns!
best u sort dem owt b-4 da marrije, es les expensif in da edn
sshhh – ais consintratin on mai nose
LOL!
w00t!!!
Ai seez ur lipz moovin butt awl ai heers iz ‘blah blah blah”
WaaaT? Dis kitteh keeps tawkin, yappin and blablaing an ai jest keep ignorin himz. Wai he no get da messij? Bluesfan473, mebbeh u tell tawky kitteh, uvver kitteh no getz messij.
De hunnymoon bee ober ifinkso
mebbe layter tehy will hiss and make up?
*gigglol*
but dem behines still bess 2geddur… eet can nawt be dat bad… no? *howpefull iz*
Hey guiz! wood yoo lyke 2 bote 4 my reevees on amazon.com? I wood B sew happy-tayle iffn my cheezfrens boted “yes” on “is this review helpful to you?” I just got nom-men-8ed to teh “vine groop” of reveewerz, (w00t, w00ty, w00t!) an ai lubbs it berry-mush…my noo gole is 2 mayke 2 teh “tawp 1000 revoowez”…wiff yore help I kin doo it; aifinkso! I can send yoo linkees to my most newist wons…prolly I shood make mee an abator and get “bloo” so yoo can fynd my revoos. I has much happiness wiff cheezfrens and my amazon-riting. (they no lyke lolspeek, ai-finks…knot to worry–kitkay is buy-linglol!)
whut? dem noe laiks da lolspeek? shaim on dems!
jus sedn da linkies ober by messij 2 meh, ai will lookit dem
u myt need 2 gets an ichc account furst…
dat siameez looks like he is cross i’d
Aifinkso mosts ob em due…dare trayts R voycee adn wonkee iied
*pawses in himz eerz*
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“la la la la la la la …”
“I cant heeeeeeeeeeeer U”
I shows to wifey; “Look! It’z US!”
Manfred & Ayla – hau u gets awn cheezez??? Ai noes tayk pics lyk dis!!
I have a serious question no one will answer for me.
How does anyone get so many votes? Is there a strategy? It seems that no one is seeing my LOLz after I make them.
Am I doin it wrong?
I am so proud at the moment…
I am so proud right now.
Congratumalashuns, RobS: yuu dyd guud!!!!!
Teh kittehs can has relashunship pawblums.
Hey! I know this is of-topic but what kind of cat is the one to the right? It was so darn pretty!
Chocolate ftw<3 *lรธw on it*