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By: ceiling cat

ceiling cat — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:53:08 +0000

Wut a happeh famalee =)

By: brandi

brandi — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:18:24 +0000

that is the cutest thing i have ever seen

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:49:50 +0000

Ai hopz ai contribute a liddul bai soshalizin wid de kittehs. Dey got a nu gurl nau, a fear-all, dat needs a lotta tenshun frum passers-by.

Deh guy hu owns deh store is berry speshul – he naut wanna be drop off plaece fur strayz an foundlings….but dat be hau it wurked out. We talk wen Graham get placed an wunner wen deh next bebbeh show up….24 hours! He wanna hab big plaece fur awlda kittehs dat need a hoem.

By: Queen of Queems

Queen of Queems — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:02:41 +0000

U kneedz some birf cuntrowl

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:13:32 +0000

but taht iz eben bettr, yoo helps teh aminols bekawz yoo wants to, not just bekawz yoo haz to bekawz iz yor job.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:10:12 +0000

Ai seez pieca caliko in middul ub grayz. Cant figger out who dat belongz to – tu far frum caliko ktteh in bak….iz dat annudder kitteh? Awlso, deh gray kitteh next tu it seems naud to habba hed……unlezz he turn hedaroun. Hard tu count…kant figger outda pichur.

By: krista-raised-by-cats

krista-raised-by-cats — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:00:23 +0000

u buleev der is 13 kittehs an dat comfyrug?!?! cownt dem!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:21:55 +0000

Ai no wurk at pedshup, ai juz go der to shop an vizzit. Izza speshul plaece.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:15:04 +0000

teh rug says: all ur kittehs are belong to meh!!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:19:32 +0000

wayt nawt second….ummm….second? Y for ai getz ebil maus to get rebenj on Ebil Maus?Hmmmm…… MAybe he b controllin meh wif his Ebil Piis!!!

HALP!!!! AI HAZ GOTS A DIZEEZ DAT AI CAN’T KURE!!!! IZ CALLED EBIL MAUS B CONTROLLIN MEH DIZEEZ!!!!!! HALP!!!!!!

By: bakanekokitteh

bakanekokitteh — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:45:48 +0000

ai wann sum brownee! u need biger rug? i gots one….. rite heere!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:45:12 +0000

maek hur yoo gets teh reel wun, uzully him iz akshully hologrfik projekshun!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:35:45 +0000

interestin? like good or bad? IZ AI GONNA ASPLODE? *tick,tick,tocktick,tock*
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai moas haz rebenj on teh Ebil Maus! Nda only one cheezpeep b best at rebenj……Ebil Maus!!! Ai go gets himz!!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:54:53 +0000

my daddeh wuz in teh paper today, in artikle abowt continyooing edjumacayshun classes for teh old folks, him iz retired fizix prof an iz teechin a korse called “teh furst 100 yeerz ob qwantum fizix.”
srsly.
maeks my hed hurt.

By: calamity_05

calamity_05 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:54:48 +0000

Ile taek a duzzen kittehs to goe pleez.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:50:37 +0000

well, tehre iz maus an tehn ther iz ebil maus. sumtimez iz hard to tell teh diffrens. an ebil maus kan be a softy – him iz gud to hab arownd wehn sumwun haz tehri hart borkd an needs rebenj on stoopy ex. but himz dezurts kan haz sum, er, intrestin side effex!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:26:54 +0000

dey iz from ebil maus*NOM* He wuz kind enuff 2 gives meh elebinty billyun piis-y u calls him ebil, seemz nice 2 me? BTW Ebil Maus makes G-rate piis!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:13:41 +0000

wuz just afrayd yoo might hab aksidentally gotted hold ob wun ob ebil maus’s ebil dezurts him yoozes for teh rekrootin ob ebil minyuns

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:30:21 +0000

teh not-so-itteh-bitteh-anymore kitteh commiteh

By: lolcatlover

lolcatlover — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:26:43 +0000

The itteh bitteh kitteh comiteh
10 years latur

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:16:47 +0000

we hadded treets today too! will keep tryin taht a fyoo times, so tehy fink, hmm, wen i seez taht ovver kitteh, taht meenz i gets treets!! taht iz gud fing!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:13:55 +0000

taht iz very gud wurk yoo do, takin care ob liddle kittehs taht needs yor help! graham iz a hansum guy, hoep him iz happy in himz forebber home! frum wut i heer, tohse thwee-legged kittehs an goggies do really well kompensaytin for teh missin leg – tehy iz reel strong an spirited. an taht liddle francis iz a sweetie, hoep him duz well. iz sad abowt teh ovver bebbehs, nachur iz tuff taht way.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:12:10 +0000

Bud…..dey awl liek DIZ one!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:11:47 +0000

Ooooh, ai sez twice bai eccsident!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:11:32 +0000

when we gotted Inji kitteh yogi was bout a year old, and Inji was a tiny kittun, demz fited 3 dayz and den all was gud. I kept dem apartz for deh first few dayz but ebery day gabe demz treatses tugedder and when dey was eating
dey furgotted bout deh odder kitteh.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:11:17 +0000

Ai wunner eff diz be fahl ub capitalsism, liek commanizm fehl cuppla dekades bak ago.l

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:10:25 +0000

Ai wunner eff diz be fahl ub cappitalsism, liek commanizm fehl cuppla dekades bak.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:09:35 +0000

Gud pointz! Oil cumpknees hab recurd profets….dey shud bayl outda banks, ur peeps hu goin broke on der gaz prices.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:58:51 +0000

Aifinkso wif elebenty kittehs, bed b olny 4 dem, no hoomins lowd…no?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:50:27 +0000

Eff u vizit site, u prollee wihl ahlso see Francis, rescued wid tu siblings ad birf. Deh tu sibbies died an went to rainbow bridge nursery, but Francis duin juz fine.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:48:41 +0000

Widdle thwee-leg yung kitteh ai kno frum pedshop dat takes ker ub sum strays juz muve tu furebber hoem wid thwee udder all-grown-up kittehs. We wurree aboud hau udder kittehs wihl manage. Thwee-legger is tuffee – we plai tuggawar liek wid doggee, an he strong. An he lub tu jump an run and run an jump! Parta mai hart wen wit him tu nu furrebber hoem, aifinkso.

eff u wanna knau about dis tree-legger, go to http://www.bayridgetalk.com, and search for “Graham.” He quitea kitteh!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:04:04 +0000

tahts okay, lolspeek not reqwired.

By: Fiat Knox

Fiat Knox — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:47:43 +0000

hehehe Too true dat. Comfy rug iz too small.

But watching doze cats compete for space on dat rug iz fun, spechul when dey … oh, bollocks, I can’t talk lolcat for toffee.

Eleven cats, on rug space large enough only for one big cat … whatever genius thought of that? I could sit and watch them fight for the warm spot all day. Who the hell needs television when you have Darwinian evolution in action?

By: cSmall

cSmall — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:38:53 +0000

mai beeg purse ownly haza pokkit foar a brick. or two. no rum for kittehs, ai sware!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:28:19 +0000

nda on teh “Psssst” thread u called me ebil *tapps foot waitin 4 ansir*

But ai agrees wif u 10000000000000000000000000000000.999 purr sense rite

MWAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*couff,couff*MWAAHA*couff* ahh 4gets it! *Eets more pii nda storm a wai*

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:25:50 +0000

Kitteh famblee sez taht rugg nawt bees tuu badd; butt thems wuud rlly preefurr aurmchayre, oar a smaull kowch iyf yuu cuud mahnidge iyt;

(Mommeh kittehs sez bebbehs ar nawt tuu partikuler; ebben a smaull luuveseet wuud bees OK!!!!)

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:24:52 +0000

I hait it wen u go to the beach an all gud spots is taken…

By: Butterhead

Butterhead — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:02:07 +0000

Duh gray won on da rite has 2 bodees! WTF?!!!1!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:01:16 +0000

fank yoo, taht iz nise sotry, gibs me hoep!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:00:21 +0000

fank yoo, taht’s kind ob wut i’z finking, an wut i’z hopin to heer. dis iz such diffrunt behayvyur for happycat taht i fink it mus be stress, an wurkin owt hoo’z hoo in teh howse. shiro iz takin it okay, but i wurry a liddle cawz him reely REELY wanted owt (him iz indoor/owtdoor, mostly stays in bakyard). him iz sittin on teh wooden climing fort riet now, enjoyin a liddle “me tiem” in teh shayd an fresh ayr, but i wurry he desides dis not himz howse anymore an go sumwer esle.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:58:35 +0000

wen ai gotted a sekkund kitteh 2 mai nawt sekkund kitteh ai jus letted dem 2geddurs… dem maided beeeg circlols arwound eech ottur, hissded adn said ‘nawt want ottur kitteh’ maded demselfs biggur wib hair standing owt in manneh direcshuns. adn in da niet… dem moobed mores adn mores twogeddur till. in da morning dem wus in sepurait plaices adn so it goes awn fur 4 more dais… but in da fifh morning when ai wokded up, dem wus bof in mai bed… on on mai back adn on cross mai legs…

ai noes… awl peeps sai 2 keeps dem apart… but mai flat is 2 smal fur eet adn de kittehs wur unner mai obvi… obsu… ai watchted dems… adn eet awl wented out well

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:53:44 +0000

Teh kittehs be feelin eech udder owt fer a few days. Happycat iz jus cornfuzzled at the events uv teh past couple days, and will lubs hims new home soon enuf.
Ai haz gotten 2 kittehs who needed to be introduced into teh howsehold…awl 4 kittehs get along nao,and didn’t have much trouble gettin dem acclimated. DID hav trouble wif a foster cat & my Christy,tho. Foster cat wuz teh ebil and so is Christy sumtimes…dey culd nawt get along no matter what. Jus keep an eye on Shiro & Happycat, and as long as they don’t attempt to arttack eech udder,u will be fyne.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:52:59 +0000

*putz awn diskarded care troll mask*

Peepz! plz 2 nawt bee puttin awn troll masks, dey are de hazard 2 ur helf! dey r hard 2 breev fru & de eyez doan lyne upz rite wif ur oan eyez! O de huge manitee!

*takez awf care troll mask*
wow, u rite! dat ting iz givin de willeez beeg tyme!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:51:53 +0000

grumble grumble ….. stoopee bankz loaning munneez 2 peepz so dey kin buying howzez wen dey kant eben afford 2 buying gas…… grumble grumble …mebbee if deh oil kumpaneez didnt b getting awl ower munneez, peepz kud afford deh morgij paymintz…..grumble grumble …. mebbee deh oil kumpaneez shud bailing owt deh bankz……grumble grumble…… stoopee pawleetishunz letting fingz git so owtta kuntrol…. grumble grumble …poyntin finners at ee chudderz adn duin nuffin …. grumble grumble …..

By: tidmum

tidmum — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:47:49 +0000

*sniffle…sob… Oh teh Porositee! Teh Cat manitee!!I fink I need a aerobix legal perfesshunall…*
Crool it is. making a Poor Tidmum awl Up an Cyooted out ober such snorgulishuss kittehs…Sniff…sob…

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:46:33 +0000

burfday fairy haz bringed many kittehs today to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY!!1!! to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! we haz cuppie caeks in many flavrs, fizzy party punch, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, shiny pencils, yoyos, an kandee! an fun kard gaems to play!
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By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:45:39 +0000

u r nawt bein a noodge! butt u haz rebealed de sekret reezon fer de biig pursies wich wuz nawt 2 be towld 2 anee wun! Shaiiiim!! (j/k)

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:44:30 +0000

Ai libs in an apartment dat has teh baseboard(water) heet.Ai cannawt reely control teh tempychur,and it iz freezin in teh winter.
Last year,ai boughted a heating blanket….best investment EBBER !
Attracts kittehs,too!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:44:09 +0000

Ai dunno an ai dunno.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:43:45 +0000

Wii nawt ignorin u, Sairys. Ai thot ur commint wuz kyoot.