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U need a bigger comfy rug.
hao abowt dis rug? (via I Has A Hotdog)
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concats, annipuss! How dey all fit? an how you sillybrayting tooday? I mayde yoo sum browwneez
Oh, Jimmba, Ai diddne see yoo too…want sum brownees? Concats on teh tye wif annipuss
yummm, browneez yus pleeze, ai meds sum cawfee creem tew haf wiv dems
*hands Jimmba browneez*
tehy has peecans in dem. Ai hoeps yoo liek. How does bebbeh kittehs of yoors?
deh bebbeh kittehs am wickeeed! dems habbin fun wif dems big brudders frum udder mudders and sisters frum udder misters, ai needs tew find mai camrea so ai can tek gud foti’s ob dem tew put on cheezfrenz!
plz to post soon?
pinky paw promises ai will post teh piccys as sewn as ai hab dem!
ai wann sum brownee! u need biger rug? i gots one….. rite heere!
Thx lindykat – Ai fink hawt lemon wiv hunny wud be best – Ai haz a cawld!
ai has a niec warm mug full of hawt hunny an lemon fer you. Hoep it helpz!
*hands annipuss mug wif kitteh handle*
Thx.
plz tew be gewin too pet shop nao!
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Sorry, 55555, you missed the top spot -better luck next time. By the way, we try to make the comment relate to the lol, and also, we try to avoid the “f” word. It is considered more polite to say not second or furthest from last. We understand how exciting it is to find “no comments”
i tink he jus wunts tu spam…
Wut iz dis “first” u speek uv, an y du u fail so mutch?
we are on yr rug, steelin yr hartz
flor be mitee cold fer teh pinkee toes, ifinkso
yah, and the kittehz no likes it win you putz sockz on dere pause.
oh, pointy endz awl ovur!
speekin o kittehz on rugz steelin hartzes:
Palace 0’spocken is now in temporary servitood to Dean, hoo belawngz to Denise, er teh neice. hims be wrasling wif all teh rugz in teh muddroom/waitinkareya fur teh myusik stoodio wing. So far, teh rugs be winnin.
OOOH, temp kitteh! sounz wunnermus.
go kitteh! beat ruggie!
*sound of fyuriyussss bunnee kix o deth emanatink frum otter ruum*
Oh maryO, u kunfuzing mii, ifinkso. Furst u say u habbing deh loner kitteh, den u say u haz bunniez fur kikz adn an otter ruum. Duz u b turning in2 a zoo?
bunneh/otter/kitteh rumble? dat maiks fer kwite a pixure!
oh, it bees a zoo round hear fr mini yrs!
oh, yay, yoo haz a kitteh in teh howse!!
nda on teh “Psssst” thread u called me ebil *tapps foot waitin 4 ansir*
But ai agrees wif u 10000000000000000000000000000000.999 purr sense rite
MWAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*couff,couff*MWAAHA*couff* ahh 4gets it! *Eets more pii nda storm a wai*
wuz just afrayd yoo might hab aksidentally gotted hold ob wun ob ebil maus’s ebil dezurts him yoozes for teh rekrootin ob ebil minyuns
dey iz from ebil maus*NOM* He wuz kind enuff 2 gives meh elebinty billyun piis-y u calls him ebil, seemz nice 2 me? BTW Ebil Maus makes G-rate piis!
well, tehre iz maus an tehn ther iz ebil maus. sumtimez iz hard to tell teh diffrens. an ebil maus kan be a softy – him iz gud to hab arownd wehn sumwun haz tehri hart borkd an needs rebenj on stoopy ex. but himz dezurts kan haz sum, er, intrestin side effex!
interestin? like good or bad? IZ AI GONNA ASPLODE? *tick,tick,tocktick,tock*
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai moas haz rebenj on teh Ebil Maus! Nda only one cheezpeep b best at rebenj……Ebil Maus!!! Ai go gets himz!!!!
maek hur yoo gets teh reel wun, uzully him iz akshully hologrfik projekshun!
wayt nawt second….ummm….second? Y for ai getz ebil maus to get rebenj on Ebil Maus?Hmmmm…… MAybe he b controllin meh wif his Ebil Piis!!!
HALP!!!! AI HAZ GOTS A DIZEEZ DAT AI CAN’T KURE!!!! IZ CALLED EBIL MAUS B CONTROLLIN MEH DIZEEZ!!!!!! HALP!!!!!!
…an moar fuds…..
an moar wadder…..
an sum treets wuld be nyce !!
adn u shud git moar hans da git awl da food in fastest pawsible tiem reddeh fur us… adn iffn u bees good hoomin we lets u use ur muliple hans fur a stroke oar 2es
Kitteh pyle-up at teh bak door!
Eberywun en root 2 teh bak door needs 2 maek dere plans arown did jam.
…or at leest eggspect snorgle delays !!!
ohai, rhsb and eeckthecat!
didz ai cowmt elebenty kittehs??
Yesh,elebenty….we will needs teh pettin machine to gibs lub to dem awl !!
*STROKE, STROKE, STROKE*
wii needz moar petterz.
*Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..
Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo..Stroke ..skritch..snorgle..schmoo……..*…..
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Enuff yet?……*falls down inna ded faiynt frum awl teh pettings ov Cyootness….*
Oh Noez!! Tidmum down!!!
BWEEP!!! BWEEP!! CCC kummin frew!!!
Doan see no braynez frum a splort. Just a faynt, I guess.
*Feelz fur a pulse.
Yup, deh hart b pumping.
*Patz Tidmum gentlee on fais.
U K? Heer b a nice soft blankee to snuggul in.
*Rapz Tidmum up and puttingz a pillow under her hed.
Heer b a nice hot cuppa tea adn chokklit chip kukkee. U rest a bit now. Too much snorgling can leeveing u breffless.
….Wh..we..how..?? ….*Ohhhh! Fankyoo cweenmj
* Pulls blankie rownd closer an snuggles in pillo….
..I was all in frum teh petting marrafon!! Whut cyoot kittehs!! An so many!
*Putz on care troll mask.
Peepz!! plz 2 not b habbing lebentee kittehz!! u seeing
wut it didded tu ower deer Tidmum!!! Dis wuz a berry
klose kawl.
Luk at dat pale fais,
*liftz Tidmumz hed by deh hairz*
dose limpid iiz,
*pokez Tidmum in deh i*
adn dat sad egg spreshun!!
*points 2 teerz rolling down Tidmumz fais*
Her kud hav ben damm ijjed fer life.
Deh ginormuz snorgulz b hazerdus 2 yer helf.
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*Takez off care troll mask*
Whew!! Taht thing giving mii deh willeez.
Tidmum!! Y u cryin?
*sniffle…sob… Oh teh Porositee! Teh Cat manitee!!I fink I need a aerobix legal perfesshunall…*
Crool it is. making a Poor Tidmum awl Up an Cyooted out ober such snorgulishuss kittehs…Sniff…sob…
*putz awn diskarded care troll mask*
Peepz! plz 2 nawt bee puttin awn troll masks, dey are de hazard 2 ur helf! dey r hard 2 breev fru & de eyez doan lyne upz rite wif ur oan eyez! O de huge manitee!
*takez awf care troll mask*
wow, u rite! dat ting iz givin de willeez beeg tyme!
Plzn be gettin on nekst flain karpit. Kthxbai.
Ai can has dive N2 teh floof?
Yes you can has!!!
*hands rhsb teh snorgle snorkle*
Fanks, 4.5!
Stan, bak, ai’m goin in!
Oh, an ai mite b a whiel….
I am neckst in lion!
***taps foot patiently waiting for rhsb to come up for air…***
this be snorgle snorkeling to the elebentyith degree!
**rhsb trys 2 stuff awl teh kittehs in hur beeg purse**
Gotta go nao!
nawt so fast rhsb… we need 2 discuss hao u fink u gonna feed awl dose kittehs… u got ur 2nd adn 3rd job awlreddy?
wize your purse wigglink and ware did teh kittehs go???
naow i kno why all teh Women carri biiig pursies, dey ar all
lolcat burglars…. *gasp*
no wun iz anserin cuz me is bein a noodge?
Wii nawt ignorin u, Sairys. Ai thot ur commint wuz kyoot.
u r nawt bein a noodge! butt u haz rebealed de sekret reezon fer de biig pursies wich wuz nawt 2 be towld 2 anee wun! Shaiiiim!! (j/k)
mai beeg purse ownly haza pokkit foar a brick. or two. no rum for kittehs, ai sware!
Ai dunno an ai dunno.
Ohai mum. Ai brotted sum frends hoem…
Wii can has snak naow?
An dey all can haz sleep-over??
u need 2 be gettin de gushifuds reddy 2 wefinkso!
kitteh kommittee sez: wii woodn’t con…kongre…gaver up lyke dis ef yew’d jest keep dat bowel en teh bakgraund filled up teh wai yew shood. wii’s finking bout impeechment, go-way (but fill teh bowl furst, plsxthx).
Bigger wadder dish be nice, 2.
Oh, and whare teh gushifud bowls be?
luk up LCB, yu got accomp… accompli… peeple jus lik yu.
Dis b deh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Kommitteh meeting.
U wuz not invited.
Kum bak wen u haz gushifudz fur us.
K?
Tehre goes teh groshuree bill….
*snerk*
pls to spay and nuder….
Did ai cownt ELEBEN kittehs?!?!
GMTA!
Yep, elebenty! Oh, the gushifud bills! Oh, the V-E-T visits! Oh, the snorgling!!
Imadjin hao warm teh bed wud feel inna Winturtyem….
Reely….iz plenty warm wif four….
elebenty wuld be downrite tropical!
dats gud fer de sabin ob de oyle! ai a bit wurried haow ahm gunna fords it dis cumin winter
Ai libs in an apartment dat has teh baseboard(water) heet.Ai cannawt reely control teh tempychur,and it iz freezin in teh winter.
Last year,ai boughted a heating blanket….best investment EBBER !
Attracts kittehs,too!
Aifinkso wif elebenty kittehs, bed b olny 4 dem, no hoomins lowd…no?
I hurd uv 3-goggie-nite but nebber elebenty-kitteh-nite!! Muss b reelee, REELEE coald!!!
itz twelbe. dere’s nother kitteh en teh top rite-paw korner hiding bhind stripey kitteh, aifinkso!
ebben beter! Moar kittehs to lurve…WANT!
Ai fink u nede MOAR KITTEHS!
Yesh! Moar kittehs! Wii neber can has enuff.
YES!
hoomins, allus bein cheep an furgiting wut teh impurtint factors are…
didz wee heer teh can oppinur?
neber mindz the comfy rug, brignz uz teh comfy chare
eleben kittehs on wun rug.
later, hyooman trims rug a litle smaller each day
finally, can has infinite number of kittehs in single point
becumz black hole
sucks entyre planet in
oh. maybe nawt such a good idee, ackshually.
at leest eet wud be an edn we cud lib wif… oar… die fur… ai meen… an edn in da middlol ob elbenty adn elebendies ob elebentymilluns ob kittehs… whut cud be beddur?
fizzikz: not awlwayz ur frend!
my daddeh wuz in teh paper today, in artikle abowt continyooing edjumacayshun classes for teh old folks, him iz retired fizix prof an iz teechin a korse called “teh furst 100 yeerz ob qwantum fizix.”
srsly.
maeks my hed hurt.
Hau mennee kittehs ken danz on deh hed ubba pin…er, rug?
Black one don’t fit, I take it for you.
de leedle wun wif de free culered faice & beeg bat eerz doan fit eidder, ai taiks dat wun fer u! *snorgle snorgle alla kittehs*
An eff ai taek deh liddel tabbee crammed in deh frunt, der wihl be mohr ruum fur deh udders!
Single mom kitteh has fallen on hard tymes
only has one rugs for all herz kittunz
herz losted all her cheezburger munnies on lolstreet collapze
of lolman brudderz
too lolsome, i lol-ing off mai lol-chair cuz of superlol, lol?
Nawt 2 wurree, teh gubmint will come an halp u bai gibbin u lots an lotsa munnies.
Oops, sowwy, ai thot u wuz a beeg fansee corporayshun. U jes wun individual, sew u on ur own.
**rhsb grumblin, finkin “stoopy gubmint nawt halp mi wen ai wuz borked”**
Oar, bettur eyedea: Has moar bebbehs, sew u can gets moar munnies frum teh gubmint. Nawt 2 wurree abowt gettin jawb. Wii will pays u 2 has moar bebbehs dan u kin afford.
**tongue firmlee in cheek**
grumble grumble ….. stoopee bankz loaning munneez 2 peepz so dey kin buying howzez wen dey kant eben afford 2 buying gas…… grumble grumble …mebbee if deh oil kumpaneez didnt b getting awl ower munneez, peepz kud afford deh morgij paymintz…..grumble grumble …. mebbee deh oil kumpaneez shud bailing owt deh bankz……grumble grumble…… stoopee pawleetishunz letting fingz git so owtta kuntrol…. grumble grumble …poyntin finners at ee chudderz adn duin nuffin …. grumble grumble …..
Gud pointz! Oil cumpknees hab recurd profets….dey shud bayl outda banks, ur peeps hu goin broke on der gaz prices.
Ai wunner eff diz be fahl ub cappitalsism, liek commanizm fehl cuppla dekades bak.
Ai wunner eff diz be fahl ub capitalsism, liek commanizm fehl cuppla dekades bak ago.l
Ooooh, ai sez twice bai eccsident!
Dat wus so funneh. But srsly. Get dem bigger comfay rug.
Bud…..dey awl liek DIZ one!
Ai wub teh waai eben teh oens nawt onteh ruggie stil haz a paw awnit.
nao as u sai it… u inspireded meh fur dis:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2079351
Schroedinger’s rug?
*sigh* i hoeps sumtime soon shiro an happycat wants to sit on teh same rug. happycat haz teh stress aftur himz big moov yestirday. happycat sed, stay in dis room all teh tiem? DO NOT WANT! an himz howld all night, so we gived up on keepin him shut in teh room all teh time, putted up a baby gaet. him iz eksplorin teh howse, gettin kinda growly an hissy at shiro wich him nebber did at romeow’s kittehs. so teh purrsunality chanyj tells me him iz stressd OWT! shiro growlz an hisses bak a liddle, but at leest tehy haz not tryed to biet an shred eech ovver. yet. wen happycat gets too hissy, i put him bak in himz room. him seems to kno him iz in tiem-owt for a wile.
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but happycat iz big luvey-boy to teh peeplez in teh howse. an shiro iz more koorious tahn hostile. so wen happycat calmz down fings shuld get better.
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iz only teh furst day, we’ll see how it goez. buyed a herbal spray tahts’ supposed to smell liek kitteh happy-hormones, see if taht helps. dis iz teh furst tiem i hab evar adopted a kitteh wen i alreddy hab wun. advice frum peeps wif eksperience is welkomed!!
Teh kittehs be feelin eech udder owt fer a few days. Happycat iz jus cornfuzzled at the events uv teh past couple days, and will lubs hims new home soon enuf.
Ai haz gotten 2 kittehs who needed to be introduced into teh howsehold…awl 4 kittehs get along nao,and didn’t have much trouble gettin dem acclimated. DID hav trouble wif a foster cat & my Christy,tho. Foster cat wuz teh ebil and so is Christy sumtimes…dey culd nawt get along no matter what. Jus keep an eye on Shiro & Happycat, and as long as they don’t attempt to arttack eech udder,u will be fyne.
fank yoo, taht’s kind ob wut i’z finking, an wut i’z hopin to heer. dis iz such diffrunt behayvyur for happycat taht i fink it mus be stress, an wurkin owt hoo’z hoo in teh howse. shiro iz takin it okay, but i wurry a liddle cawz him reely REELY wanted owt (him iz indoor/owtdoor, mostly stays in bakyard). him iz sittin on teh wooden climing fort riet now, enjoyin a liddle “me tiem” in teh shayd an fresh ayr, but i wurry he desides dis not himz howse anymore an go sumwer esle.
wen ai gotted a sekkund kitteh 2 mai nawt sekkund kitteh ai jus letted dem 2geddurs… dem maided beeeg circlols arwound eech ottur, hissded adn said ‘nawt want ottur kitteh’ maded demselfs biggur wib hair standing owt in manneh direcshuns. adn in da niet… dem moobed mores adn mores twogeddur till. in da morning dem wus in sepurait plaices adn so it goes awn fur 4 more dais… but in da fifh morning when ai wokded up, dem wus bof in mai bed… on on mai back adn on cross mai legs…
ai noes… awl peeps sai 2 keeps dem apart… but mai flat is 2 smal fur eet adn de kittehs wur unner mai obvi… obsu… ai watchted dems… adn eet awl wented out well
fank yoo, taht iz nise sotry, gibs me hoep!!
Widdle thwee-leg yung kitteh ai kno frum pedshop dat takes ker ub sum strays juz muve tu furebber hoem wid thwee udder all-grown-up kittehs. We wurree aboud hau udder kittehs wihl manage. Thwee-legger is tuffee – we plai tuggawar liek wid doggee, an he strong. An he lub tu jump an run and run an jump! Parta mai hart wen wit him tu nu furrebber hoem, aifinkso.
eff u wanna knau about dis tree-legger, go to http://www.bayridgetalk.com, and search for “Graham.” He quitea kitteh!
Eff u vizit site, u prollee wihl ahlso see Francis, rescued wid tu siblings ad birf. Deh tu sibbies died an went to rainbow bridge nursery, but Francis duin juz fine.
taht iz very gud wurk yoo do, takin care ob liddle kittehs taht needs yor help! graham iz a hansum guy, hoep him iz happy in himz forebber home! frum wut i heer, tohse thwee-legged kittehs an goggies do really well kompensaytin for teh missin leg – tehy iz reel strong an spirited. an taht liddle francis iz a sweetie, hoep him duz well. iz sad abowt teh ovver bebbehs, nachur iz tuff taht way.
Ai no wurk at pedshup, ai juz go der to shop an vizzit. Izza speshul plaece.
but taht iz eben bettr, yoo helps teh aminols bekawz yoo wants to, not just bekawz yoo haz to bekawz iz yor job.
Ai hopz ai contribute a liddul bai soshalizin wid de kittehs. Dey got a nu gurl nau, a fear-all, dat needs a lotta tenshun frum passers-by.
Deh guy hu owns deh store is berry speshul – he naut wanna be drop off plaece fur strayz an foundlings….but dat be hau it wurked out. We talk wen Graham get placed an wunner wen deh next bebbeh show up….24 hours! He wanna hab big plaece fur awlda kittehs dat need a hoem.
when we gotted Inji kitteh yogi was bout a year old, and Inji was a tiny kittun, demz fited 3 dayz and den all was gud. I kept dem apartz for deh first few dayz but ebery day gabe demz treatses tugedder and when dey was eating
dey furgotted bout deh odder kitteh.
we hadded treets today too! will keep tryin taht a fyoo times, so tehy fink, hmm, wen i seez taht ovver kitteh, taht meenz i gets treets!! taht iz gud fing!!
burfday fairy haz bringed many kittehs today to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY!!1!! to ebreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! we haz cuppie caeks in many flavrs, fizzy party punch, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, shiny pencils, yoyos, an kandee! an fun kard gaems to play!
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Duh gray won on da rite has 2 bodees! WTF?!!!1!!
I hait it wen u go to the beach an all gud spots is taken…
Kitteh famblee sez taht rugg nawt bees tuu badd; butt thems wuud rlly preefurr aurmchayre, oar a smaull kowch iyf yuu cuud mahnidge iyt;
(Mommeh kittehs sez bebbehs ar nawt tuu partikuler; ebben a smaull luuveseet wuud bees OK!!!!)
hehehe Too true dat. Comfy rug iz too small.
But watching doze cats compete for space on dat rug iz fun, spechul when dey … oh, bollocks, I can’t talk lolcat for toffee.
Eleven cats, on rug space large enough only for one big cat … whatever genius thought of that? I could sit and watch them fight for the warm spot all day. Who the hell needs television when you have Darwinian evolution in action?
tahts okay, lolspeek not reqwired.
The itteh bitteh kitteh comiteh
10 years latur
teh not-so-itteh-bitteh-anymore kitteh commiteh
Ile taek a duzzen kittehs to goe pleez.
teh rug says: all ur kittehs are belong to meh!!
u buleev der is 13 kittehs an dat comfyrug?!?! cownt dem!
Ai seez pieca caliko in middul ub grayz. Cant figger out who dat belongz to – tu far frum caliko ktteh in bak….iz dat annudder kitteh? Awlso, deh gray kitteh next tu it seems naud to habba hed……unlezz he turn hedaroun. Hard tu count…kant figger outda pichur.
U kneedz some birf cuntrowl
that is the cutest thing i have ever seen
Wut a happeh famalee =)
How many litl kittehs r there?