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CONCATULAYSHUNS, ANNIPUSS!!!
FangQ qb999 (dat iz teh nummer we ring fur teh polis, fyrmanz an amboolans in TTI!)
Iss numma in Ingerland too!
Ohai Annipuss, wachu up 2?
Iss bean a wile since we speaked.
U wants drinks and danses?
TTI is Ingerlang (teenie tinee ingerland)
Ai isn’t up 2 mutsh dese daiz, but dis week Ai haz a bizzee! Ai haz 3 hospital datez an a cheezmeet awl in teh wun week!
Ai iz reddee fur bed, so Ai’ll pass awn teh drinkses an danses, thx!
O… I looks lik stupey kittey now…
Ai has a bizey thiz weak 2, but iss a big work bizey. Time too opens Mikrowsoft whirrd! Gets to typings time…
Hopsital dateses? Ai hopes u r ok?
Shall we do the tuck in dans?
*tuckTucktuck*
*dansdansdans*
*sleepysleepysleepy*
*zzzzzzzzz*
2 uv teh daytes aer rooteen chekks, teh uvver is halpin wiv doctur’z eggzams – dat iz fun! I haz got 2 teh aij wen lotsa fings aer a bit rong. Nuffin seeryus fank CC!
Few! Dat iz ok, i not wurry bout u NEmoor.
Dat doez sound liek funn – what do u do 2 help?
I only goez 2 doktor 2wice a year, 2 give blood. Iz nawt so fun, but I getz free stuffs – I get keyring and card!
I iz a “model payshunt”. Teh doktur’z haz 2 taek mai medikul histry an den disied wat treetmint Ai need. Sum uv dem hab berry funnee eye deerz!
WAO! iss bery cool.
but ai muss sai baiiii nw, i has too wark b4 mornins,
much much warks nw.
BAAAIIII all frenzes!
Ai iz off 2 bed naow, G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite!
Iz gud tu be a model payshunt, unless model is by Airfix.
i wer wundrin wut TTI stud foar!!1 i noo u wer in ingrrland, but i nebbr wudda thot… o well. jus hab a chokklit cookie/biskit.
Iz iyt a Rolex????
Fauxlex
bedder nawt b frum da saem kumpenee dat manyoofacshurd
mah currint watch. mah parints found n old dijittle watch lyin arownd
da haus, nd askded meh if i wantid a watch nd i sed yes. but i kint figyoor
it owt. it doan eebin hab a funkshun fer changin da tiem displayed.
i lets it run nd den stawps it at a tiem, den waits fer dat tiem ob dai
nd starts et agin… den it has a ‘mode’ which has da tiem sistem dat
i wants but kinawt b stawpd at awl.
Cheeper dan oder salespeeps.
Ai hada fren wen ai wuz a widdle oen wo haded a burdee liek diz 1.
*golfball*
*whack*
BURDEE!
Hey, dat’s teh watch I waz warin lass tiem I seed LCB!
Gimmee it bak!
sure u gits eet back… fur jus elebenty cheezburgers.
Pay twice, and own it wonce.
I’m nawt lieking teh wai dis iz goin.
but iffn birdie noe bwings cheezburgers 2 lcb… lcb will eet da burdie… u noe wans dis, no?
akshully, do want. iz paybak fer whut happind 2 mah car.
U shudn’t haz parked unner teh burd…
*sniff* samus wans burdie eeted bai lcb *sniff* noe laiks burdie…
hoa shud birdie hab noeded dat eet wus samus car? *sniff*
No, we lub awl teh creetchurs.
Burdie juss doin wat burdies duz.
We can’t taek deeze fings purrsonally.
eh, lcb no eets burdeez NEwaiz. u iz nawt in daynjr…
unless u iz endanjurd burd. cant halp u wif dat.
eh, i giss i iz relee jus bitter cuz dat burd gave me
a watch of utter crap…
file complains wib lcb… burdie’s jus sellin ^^
oh adn… {{{{{romeow}}}}}
btw …
IZ A SCAM.
Iz dat burd LCB’s fense?
I’m a liddle on teh fense about it.
Don’t payz elebenty cheezburgers! Iz a replucah.
is nawt.
iss – lukes like it sez rooleckses – o i c – is lolspeak watch!
see? is orijinul! fanks fur da pruhf fcm
Iss ok – i sells no watckes, i only watches cells.
I can has prison guard joke?
No? too bad? ok ifinkso2.
*snicker*
oh… wusnt reely bad *hehe*
O, well i fought it woz bad joke…
Fankyu, Siobhan!
U can bes having gd dai?
rathur good nite ober here were ai beez
ghostily our is awlmus ober… ai jus be laffing away da ghosts wib a liddlol help frum mai cheezfrenz 
adn how bowt uz?
Iz habbing bizzies – gots 2 do much works bai morning – must sai baiiiiiiiiiii 2 cheezfrenz nw, gots too make mannee inglish wurds into French b4 Midnite. Iz bery bad forr sleepsitmes.
oh mai… dat sous laik hard wurk… ai hoeps u nawt gets heedaxe frum it.
so ai sais so lawng adn gud wurking
Iz tew.
iz nawt. u seded eet wus ur ‘rijinul. oups… ai meen… uh… ai meen… u seded u meanded it wus ur ‘rijinul.
ohai, ebreeboddy!! HappyCat iz now saefly in rezidense at my howse!! i hadded cheezmeet wif romeow today at her howse, we meeted HappyCat an La Luz an herz burdie, an we bringed HappyCat home to owr howse!! wuz abowt 90 minute dribe, HappyCat wuz going “arewethereyetarewethereyetarewethereyet?” but him surbibed. so did we.
now him iz in himz own room (wich iz my older boi’z room but himz not yoozin it riet now), him iz not happy bowt having to stay in wun room but iz to hlep ebreeboddy get yoosed to eech ovver.
owr kitteh shiro hided under teh bed for a long tiem (fink him gotted freeked owt by seein teh kitteh carryer, him duznt liek teh kitteh karrier) but now iz owt an sniffin arown. “hoo bin walkin in my howse?” tehn him wanted owt but i wuz frayd taht him wuld go “dis not my howse anymore i go sumwher else, gudbye” but him insisted so i taked deep bref an letted him owt anyway. him wented owt wun door, on teh patio, an riet bak in teh ovver door five sekunds latr. so, okay, tehn.
hoepfully tehy wil get yoosded to eech ovver soon an we kan haz kitteh buddies!
also, romeow makes teh BESTEST OATMEAL-CHOKLIT CHIP CUKIEZ IN TEH HOLE WIDE WURLD!!!!!!!1!!!
pikshures coming soon wen i hab teh chanse to taek tehm off my kamra an stuffs.
Iz gud dat teh storee haz a happi endin!
ai hoeps awl will ens up gweat fur da new kitteh ob urs
u shuds rite stories… u bee good ritur.
adn ai wans a kookeh nao *sigh*
YES!!! We had a cheezmeet!!!
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Mah kittehs ran and hid wen Lunarmommy and her family arribed. But, HappyCat waz liek “Hey – r u mah noo fambly?” “I finks I liek u!”
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HappyCat hit teh jakpot wen he gotted Lunarmommy and her fambly. Dey r awl GUD peeps! She teeched her boy well – he knows hao to treet kittehs , and iz a bery smrt and outgoing.
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Dis iz HappyCat’s chance to b in a place ware teh kitteh lubs him juss as mush as teh hoomins. Teh hoomins in mah howse lub HappyCat, but teh kittehs – not so mush. I miss HappyCat, but am bery happytail dat hims habs found a grate foreber hoam liek he deserves.
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Yeah fur HappyCat!
Yeah fur Lunarmommy and fambly!
Yeah fur Shiro!
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I baked xtra kookies, so dere iz plenty fur eberywon.
*passes teh plate to siobhan*
I b having such a grate big happee!!! I duz a happee dans!
* dans, twurl, hop, dans,*
*dans, skip, dans, twurl*
*JAZZ HANDZ*
I lubz a happee ending!!
yay!!
i haz such a big, ultra, mega colossul happee!!
*happee dans dans dans *
fank yoo, hashim!!
enjoys sum kookies!!
yesh happi endings iz teh bestest
*clappity clappity floofy pawz* Gemini and ai has a happee dat itz goin’ sew gudly.
yay! wil be wating tu se pikshurz ub dat gray boi in nu haom. ai has a happy.
YYYaaaa fur lunarmommy adn famblee adn HappyCat!! Shiro be otay wid HappyCat soon, ifinkso…after mai Stormy crost teh bridj last month,we gotted a noo kitteh from SPCA tew b kumpanee fur owr Unique – nawt second, Unique sais “do not want!!” naow she sais “noo yung kitteh iz lots uf phun!!”
yeh…dis watch…is frums da nigerian bankr dood whu iz gunna gif u
munneez suun. reely. iz troo.
I gotted won ov dose e-mayos lass week.
I wudda sended hims a monies, butts hims had teh poor grammar.
I drawed teh line at poor grammar.
Oyes, ib U B aiskin’ 4 da monies, U muss B habin da goodestest grammar arown.
Oh, Hai Romeow!! I putted u on deh map eben tho u didn’t sending mii a emayo cuz i rekkamembered dat u libz in Casa Grande. Is ok?? if not, I taking u bak off agin.
Hai mah cween!
I putted myseff on teh map a while bak. Iz there tew maps? Mebee I didn’t get dem awl.
Yes, I iz in Casa Grande, tween Feenix and Tooson.
Fanks fur ur halp!
btw…u needs to send him ur credit card infurmayshun.
Hah! Aye gottid wun frum teh Spawnish Lollery… sez Aye iz teh weiner… juss gib dem mai banq akkownt number tu sent teh munnies tu. Dey wudint lye tu mii, wud dey?
u iz teh weener? AWRIGHT!!!!! *noms smammie*
Nd ai gawt frum Lady )?) charlotte sumfing in TTI . sez hur huzbum wuz rich nd she hab da bad cancer nd hab no airz so kin ai be kontakt hur lolyurz tu be hur air? oh, shur!
Gman laughed at this
ahh-maw pawtneh in cwiime b doin good sellin da ebil watches dat haz elebenty billun ton ob orange kutness kittehs inside…. we wil contwol da world!Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!
nda 2gedr we shawl hatch our ebil plan-we will stawt wif Awl ob Cheezland, den TTI den Mewica-No won b ables 2 stop mah plot
Yuu foargotted tu saiy: “Bwa ha ha ha ha”…. koff, koff, hak……
i alwayz suspekted az much, teh kittehs only PURTENDING to hunt teh burds so we not be suspishus taht tehy are in kahoots in ebil wurld dominayshun plot!!
nda now, wif da hawp ob mah manx kitteh, wii will begin dah plan
*snoring*
hay, don no won cares?
*crickets*
pawtners!!!
*more snoring*
Guess i mus do dis on mah own!
now no won shall stops mii, not cweenmj,or hashim, or Romeow or nobodies nda i-oh hey!PIE!!! *nom Nom NOm NOM NNOOMM* delic…delsi….GGOOOODD*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
(hoep taht wuznt ebil pie frum ebil maus…
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(not taht plasticat needs any help bein ebil, sownds liek himz alreddy ebil enuff!)
naw, plasticat bery good boi, he jest habbing phun on ICHC…adn in spyte uf owr bestest trayning wut man (or yung man – plasticat is 13) isnt a liddle bit ebil?
But ai do wunder abowt dat pie – plasticat haz ben heer at home wid mii awl dai adn ai dint maik no pie… hopes ebil maus dint send it tew him throo teh innertubes…
I ar air trafik direkter
Pointin the plaien to the rite runway
How would you like to buy an “O”?
Round and neat
A nearly perfect circle
Tidy and complete
You can sing a pretty song
With it like so:
O! O! O!
(spoken)
Isn’t that catchy?
So buy the “O” and take it home tonight.
Don’t ask any questions.
Just buy the “O” and take it home tonight.
You’ll really love it.
So buy the “O” and take it home tonight.
**floofee pawz applawding**
A NICKLE!?!
oi vey… u gys maak mee laff har har har *Fake Applause* dat bring teers 2 mi I’s i pay moor dan 5 penneez 2 cee dat in kitteh/hewman
Sketchy cockatiel is sketchy.
(dont by us, were faeks)
whaddaya bouyin’?
ROFL!!! This reminds me of the guy near our school who does the same thing.
Ye ok mr birdy
Holy crap, I remember this quote from a really old game….