Really? I think of it more as “our” comforter.
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but thatz just win i feelz generuss
cuzz teh truf iz, itz mine; i jest shares cuz i feelz sowy fr yu
…nao, go brings me gusshiee fuds, hyuman slave.
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Conga rats sweetpea. We haz a tye!
yay! howard you todae? i still hazza bad hedcowd. yr rekomintashuns fr teh kure?
Aha! soe dat’s ware Ai cawt it! Ai haz juss started a cowd dis mornin. Aifink Ai need teh anti birus pertekshun in mai pyooter updaytin!
Az fur teh kure, Mai doctorcat yoost 2 sai iffn u treet a cowd it lasts 14 dais, iffn u ignoar it it lasts 2 weaks. Ai fink Vit.C an zinc halps a bit an yookaliptis awn ur pillo an a tishhoo iz gud 2.
fanx. sowy i gibbed it to yew trhu teh innertubes, erm interwebs.
I can sez rekomintashun?
Lavv enders. Under teh pilloh.
Wen u wakes, hedcowd b gon!
O, adn warm grean tee be4s bedd
A yooz labender an yookaliptus mixt – it duzn’t cyoor teh cowld, but maeks it a bit moar baerubble!
Iz mai tern at teh momint
U can haz it awn teh 30th uv Febry
at elebentee o klock
Ann I remembur yu had ttern like, foar yerrz go. U iz neffer sattsfriid!
Firs lawl ub kitteh sharings:
Whut’s urs iz mines.
Whut’s mines iz mines.
wottebber i think i might want at any fewchewer daet is myn.
Yep- having kittehs iz gud praktys fur having kid cuz dey think de same way!
I fink dat kittehs is bedder behaved an easier to trane. Fank CC dat kidlets daon hab pointy endz!
On the other hand, the kiddies eventually grow up and move out. No so much with kittehs.
ohai!!!!
i like everymuch!
MINE TOO!!!
I wud shares wif dis kitteh. I sharez the comforter, you shares your floof?
me i jus let kitteh win.
dey win anywai.
Genruus kitteh wil leyt yuu sleap wif teh kumfoarter wunce inna wyle, mebbee,
(iyf hims bees nawt uuseing iyt!); liek onna forf ov Juuly, wen iyts a hunnert deegrees inna howse, adn mebbee oanley foar firteen minnits atta tiem;
(yuu wil hasta taike veree shourt nappees!!)
I noes u finks all dis stuff is urs, but is not. All ur stuffs belongs to me.
Akshulii ai am moas jinuruss. Ai letyu shair.
Yu du reelize I is uzing teh Royal “We”, yes?
Verrah prittee kitteh! I miss mai kitteh, he runded awai lass month. I r sad.
{{{{{{{{{{torin}}}}}}}}}}
I hoeps yur kitteh comes back soon.
Teh little minion “shares” comforter nisely – I gets teh underneaf of it, she gets teh on top of me. Den I doesn’t move. Eber. Till brekfest time.
Marie Antoinette kitteh sayz:
“Let them eat biscuits”
Go wai hooman, u bodder meh. Doan cum bak ‘less u bringz sum treets.
Dis is sssssoooo my kittehs. Dey hasses deyr own bedzes, deyr own kitteh condos, deyr own skreend in deck (wif moar kitteh bedzes dere). But at nyte all 8 kittehs feelz dey _must_ sleep on comfurter (oar pillow). We (not royl ‘we’ … hubby/me/we) haz to gets CA king sizes bed jes so we can haz room to sleep at nyte. Nyte tyme bafroom trips big payn. Muv kittehs to get owt of bed. Kittehs grumble, complayn, go back to sleep. Havz to wayke up/move kittehs to gets back in bed. Kittehs grumble, complayn, get snippy, get down from bed, find noisee jingly, crinklee toyz to bat arownd on wud floor, argew wif eech other wif hissee/growlies. Wayk up time comz, we are still tyred from not-much-sleep. As soon as we get out of bed kittehs get in it to snooz off all deyr kitteh-party’n that kepted us awayk.
yah, teh kittehs alwayz expand to fill teh avaylable spayse.
wen owr kitteh shiro wuz yunger, him an himz brudder (hoo iz ober teh brij) maked a hole in teh bottum ob teh box springs an wuld hab Wresslefest inside teh box springs in middle ob teh niet.
hello ebreeboddy! burfday fairy just gotted home, so i am liddle bit layt wif teh burfday greeting. but heer it iz, a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz, trolz, an ebreewun esle hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i haz bringed delishus fudjee cakes, frooty punch, i skreem, an goodie bags wif kandees, sparkly pensuls, erasers shaped liek kittehs, an yoyos! an hugs an kisses!!
xox oxo xox oxo xox oxo xox oxo
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xox oxo xox oxo xox oxo xox oxo
oxo xox oxo xox oxo xox oxo xox
oh, an layt happe 30th burfday to elfi!! 30 iz gud aje – starts to feel liek a grownup!!
A cake maed of hugz an kisses??
Hao cud enething be better tahn that? Trumps eben chocolate, ai finkso!
Haowcumwhy wen ai turn ober inda nitetyme da kitteh goez “urph”?
When our Kitty (dats her naym … I wuz s’posed to just fostur her, didn wanna get attachded by naymin her …. but dat didn werk so much … she’s still wif us 7 years later) was itty teeny widdle we culdn’t keep her outta de bed covers (wich hasnt changded) an my poor boyfren … evry tyme he turned ovver I’d be in a panick and beet on him an’ screech “Yur layin’ on de kitteh!!!” An Kitty wud poke her head outta da covers all sleepee fayc frum nowhere neer him. Poor guy didn get a good nyt’s sleep for munths. But he tooked it pretty gud and still luvved de kitteh (an’ me) so I keeped dem both. He’s hubby now an Kitty is his fayvrit kitteh, but he lurvvves all 8 of dem (and me). Kittehs is pretty gud at helpin’ pick good guys to keep. When I wuz singul if my goggies and horses an’ speshully my kittehs didn like a guy I wud tell him “Ok-thanx-b’bai”. It werked out pretty gud ackshully.
all ur couches and softies r belong to meh!!
invisible viLOLlin
o yoo por por confoozed hewman… don yoo no? da kittehs ly nex 2 da hewmens day no r bad or dat r dien, but ownly iff day jus be metin yoo. iffin yoo no dem a lon lon tiime, dey ly nes 2 yoo neway. por por hubby
I has a comfurter ezactly that same color n’ pattern.
I has a lolcat ezactly that same color n’ pattern!
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I DOES TWO! taht cumfurtr be sooooo nize!
Isnt’ Kitty Porn Illegal?