Ma and Pa Kent lern trufe
Ma and Pa Kent lern trufe abowt adawpted kitteh
nd next i goin 2 stop lex luthor!
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Him’z Superkitteh
Concats annipuss! U gots teh top spot alone!
Thx, it gets harder to get a solo nawt sekund wiv awl teh yung wuns arownd!
Not second! Gweat!
Troo dat!
Uv korse himz Superkitteh — he b HappeeCat!! Originator uv ICHC adn Cheezland
oh hai queen. i was wondrin about Happy cat2. did he find a furever howm? mebe tteh story was towl an i missed it? i hopes hw maded sumone very happitail
Ifinkso, Lunarmommy b getting deh new HappyCat dis berry weekend and giving him deh 4ever home.
I haz a happee just thinking bowt it!
Cormgradulayshuns!! Wuld u lyke sum hawt choklitt agins?!? Iz et awlmost bed tyme?!?
Not tiem fur Hawt chokklit yet – iz 3.45 in teh affernoon heer. Dats tiem fur a cup uv tee an a biskit (dat’s wat we cawl wat `Mericans cawl a cookie!)
yum cookie ~.~ i iz want cookie!!
Him’s can flye tu?
By day, a mild mannered kitteh. By night, protector of trewff, justiss n de kitteh way.
yay secund (:
hulk-kitteh oO
wusnt fast enugh ):
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I haz a liddul nowns ment.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt
noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-
92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f9517
50ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under
mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo
at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar
kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map. U duz not ha to habbing a ICHC
akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a
cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz
to putting dere.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2
spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting
ursef on deh map. wen i putz u on deh map I sending u a reply so noez ur messij dint landing in deh big bit bukkit in deh skye.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
Oh, no! deh link b borkt. I tryz agin. *sigh*
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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in case dis b borkt tu, try serching google mapz for deh “Cheezpeepz” map.
Tank u yur majesticksea.
I be sending u mai lokashun email soon.
ohh suppa kitteh!
mebbbe teh kitteh kriptonight be orinj….
bc TEH ORINJ ONES R POYSIN!!!!!
dat wud bee a good xplumanashiun fur da problim wif da orinj *nods*
but but but…Streaky (Supergirl’s kat) is orinj, not grei!
Mi geekiness, let me show u it.
mebbeh fur sabety causis? ai meen… u wuddnt wanna be huggded bi a superstrawng kitteh furgetting bout hims superpowers?
Purr-hapz himz haz kitnz an dey iz haf-Kriptoeeyen?
(Doan wuree abowt yr geekeenez. I wuz finkin dat awlsew.)
Leafting kar iz pahrt ob hims daelie wurkowt. Hims berry deadikated!!
Ai wahnt tu kno waht deh res of hims wurkowt is!!
BIG LULZ
EDWARD CULLEN CAT (:
Kitteh gunna win de catnip medal (bedder dan gold) fer de ‘clean & jerk’ competishun
dat was tha berry bestest and worstest parts of a former boyfriend… he was very clean, but he was also a jerk.
Kitteh finks ur pwobbem iz in da shock azzorbers.
Greetings, cheezpeeps, frum Minnesota! Nise wevver, nise tiem biziting fambly. Hoep awl iz well wif Cheezland.
iz taht u evethemulticatmom??
itz gud to hear frum u!!
glad u r habbing a gud tiem!!
Tiz me! Gud to sea yoo, Hashim! Ai will bee hoem Tuesday, but ai bin buzee foar last fyoo dais. It haz bin a bery nise bizit. Wii will be goin to lunch soon todai wif moar fambly. Itz bin foar yeers sinss ai bin heer.
Gotta leef naow. Gonna reboot tew git mai naem off dis publik masheen.
oh ok!!
itz gud to hab an update frum u Eve!!
i would liek sum ob teh nice weather here in Pakistan too…. heheh…. could i borrow it??
I finkso ai needs noo glasses. I readed your comment “nise tiem biting fambly.” Yikes!
i am here to save earth… and help u wiff teh garbage….
You’re my hero!!!! elebenty-one !!!!!!!
fank u muchlie Katjoy!!
Wii kud awl use help wif deh garbage….shudda noen dat superkitteh wud taking keer uv dat….wen ken I spekt him 2 sho up at mai door??
well, i fink, furst u call 911, tell teh peep to transfer teh call to Mr. kitteh adn tehn, speak teh code “teh goggie did it” and leave teh trash out side teh door. Teh next fing u’ll know, it will be gone adn there will be a surprise on ur doormat
i seez ur problem. Ur engine iz blown and taht ur engineer iz a kitteh
WIN.
SuperKitteh: teh Earley Yeers: Haow hims gotted hims staurt;
Hims nawt sekond beegan liek tihs: hoistyng caurs;
tehn hims graduamalatid tuu bygger stuf, liek staupping trains teh robburs wuz ridyng; adn hurlyng antee-aiurkraft myssiles iyntuu teh ohshun;
Naow, synce hims haz growed up, hims moastlee duz kunsultyng wurk, liek texxt-messidging Batmans adn Raubin bowt waiys tu fite adn deefeet krime……
orly? it looked more like kitteh was foolin’ wif the car. hotwire, maybeh?
Teh inkredibuhl BULK
“So, yer nawt unner here but Ai’ll fyne yew Lecks Loofer!!” Yew kin run but yew cain’t hide ferebber, dem lead lined knickers won’t keep me frum tracking yew down an bringing (taking?) yew to Justice!” “An now, Up Up and AWAyte a minnum, wus dat de can opener?”
testing
Dis look shopped.
I can tell cuz o sum o de pixel an from seein a few shops in meh day.
lawlz I luv this site. chizz burgers 4 ever!!
Another monokrammtikal kitteh, yay!
sad truth is dat adawpted kitteh is allergiks tew lolkryptonite.
Dat kitteh has a sooper rownd tummeh. Has only done bench press?
Supeh Kitteh does not hide secret wel.