Comments on: FIZICKS

By: Zekermeme

Zekermeme — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:07:56 +0000

walcom to enrichment center. dere wil be caek.

By: Badger

Badger — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:35:25 +0000

Now you’re thinking with (slightly too small) portals!

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:05:00 +0000

For all your kitteh extroosion needz!

By: Leigh

Leigh — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:03:31 +0000

The supercollider super exploded?

By: erik the lolcat

erik the lolcat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:48:46 +0000

ZOMG! iz teh “mr fantaztik kitteh” frum fantaztik four!
i can has an autograf? :3

By: chrisnnn

chrisnnn — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:02:03 +0000

sum wun needz 2 cut kitteh off frum fewd dish I fink

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:44:25 +0000

Ah yas, teh ebeh-rabenous WP.

Ai’z going sleepee-sleepz naow. Sweet dreems to you.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:39:41 +0000

Ohai DK. TWICE a hav ansered yoo – an twice WP seems to hav eated it. Purrpahs it will show up sune.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:37:51 +0000

Ohai DK! Ai hav bin missing ebreewun heer verree much. But ai’ll be bak soon, ai think. An ai awso bleeve ai hav bin feeling teh luv an comfort beeming thru teh air in mai general direkshun!
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But OH! Teh MOAST wunderful thing happened. On Thursday evening, at teh visitatshun, an verree nice yung woman, followed bai a rellee cyoot yung guy wawked up to mee and said “Ar yoo Janet??? Ai am Whiskers. An ai am bringing lots ov luv an hugs from awl teh cheezfrenz. (teh cyoot yung guy wuz her huzband Sean!)
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An tehn she awlso gave mee teh cyootest eber liddle stuffed kitteh wif a collar an tag around hiz nek wif teh naymes ov awl the cheezfrenz. Yoo cud hav blown me over wif a fether!
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Mai VERREE furst meeting wif a cheezpeep! RIGHT wehn ai needed it moast. Ai just couldn’t bleeve hao much comfort it gave to me.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:36:54 +0000

Unless u b a kitteh!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:19:24 +0000

Ohai Dame Janet. Ebreebuddy heer beez finking ob yoo n sending lots ob luvs.

{{{{{{{{JCHelebenty4K}}}}}}}}}

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:12:06 +0000

Ye cannot change the laws of physics!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:11:12 +0000

Cweenmj iz gibbocat’s trusted manajer ov teh Ty Boo Teek, an she knowz where ebreething is. Teh Ty Boo Teek iz indeed a moast wundrous plaice – there z much moar heer than meats teh ayie.

An – noozilander – pleeze donut hezitayte to ask enething tath puzzles yoo. We hav many things heer – a hole town, wif interesting Bill Dings an gardenz an streets. But we ar happee to tell enewun noo awl about it.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:57:01 +0000

Dat b soe truu, Jack, ever soe truu.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:20:23 +0000

Ennee playss Kitteh
can fitz wiskurrz froo. Awll ubz
Kitteh willz folloawz

Duzzn’t matturr wut
syze t3h hoal iz. Kitteh willz
awllwayz dyndz a way

Wunss wiskurrz bendz bakk
Kitteh beecumz likwidz andz
slithurrz lyke a snayk

Jack.

By: nummocat

nummocat — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:56:20 +0000

I iz serious cat. dis iz a serious post.

By: judson

judson — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:50:29 +0000

Puhlorppp! The inter dimenshunal kitteh pooter portal is currently pooting forth a dense but radiant kitteh of it’s own design. Dis one luks lyke a whiner… weiner… winnr… a good wun.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:24:34 +0000

hi pikachugirl2! we lubs teh pokaymans at owr howse. haz abowt elebenty-zillyun pokeymon cards. an games. an teebee shows we taped. an plushies. an buks. an stuffs.
yor lolspeek iz very gud! no roolz but to play nice – yoo do indeed pwn!!

By: Walter Brennan

Walter Brennan — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:14:45 +0000

I fink i sees problum wit dis supercollider.

By: warrior rabbit

warrior rabbit — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:18:00 +0000

yoo iz doin fyne wif da lolayngwidj!

wilkommen bienvenue welcome
im cataray au cataray to cataray

By: Manda

Manda — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:09:00 +0000

Oh gosh. How gross and… interesting.

By: 2minions

2minions — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:40:23 +0000

SSSHHHRIIIEEEEK!!!!

Iz imagining and laffin so hard I scares nabers!!!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:46:33 +0000

Iz teh Prinsuss Chunkz bruthuhr. Verii hansum. But mebbe niidz teh Saowf Biich Dyet.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:59:36 +0000

*heddesk*

By: pikachugirl2

pikachugirl2 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:49:47 +0000

Deese Piks R funny me haz fun wookin at demz

new 2 da site am i doin good speakin Cheezburger language?

if i am i think im pwning.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:10:36 +0000

Yesh, kitteh bees wedgeded iyn, Ai finksoe; hims needez sumewun tuu poosh frum teh bak adn pullez frum teh frunt; eivver taht, oar a rlly byg shuuhorn tuu pry hims aowtta tehre;

(Iyf noeboddee noetisses hims untyle afture dinnuretiem, mebbee hims wil bees abul tuu climbez aowt suuner, becuz hims wil haz misseded a meel!!!!)

By: fizzix

fizzix — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:49:17 +0000

I feel betrayed.

By: Cat Skyfire

Cat Skyfire — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:36:00 +0000

Aktually…I’ze stuck.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:20:17 +0000

Well pointed endz
Xtreme hart capturing abiliteez
Yowling capabilitee at no eggstra charge
Zealus self-cleening akshun

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:12:07 +0000

Xtra ffloofy! But srsly, can U imagine kitteh at de Curves gym? Jog-dontinkso, jump-dontinkso, lift-dontinkso…

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:10:08 +0000

Tubular shapz 4 skweezin thru tite palcez
Usually sleek furz
Vorashus appetite 4 gushifuds
W..

By: old lurker

old lurker — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:47:17 +0000

GMTA!!!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:46:39 +0000

Quilted furr(washable)
Rainbow coloured eyes
Static shock fingerz
T…

By: cratz

cratz — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:40:34 +0000

Kitteh-type eers & wiskers
Likking ability par exellance
Meows, sweet
Napping, a specialty
Owns yuo
Pink noze an toe pads,
(& Purring talent lyke no udder aminal)
Q…

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:31:13 +0000

Newton Kitteh’s law of Physics #1: if teh object/place in which kitteh goez iz half teh proportion of teh kitteh’s belly, teh blubber cumz in hand…

By: thepetmuseum

thepetmuseum — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:30:59 +0000

i wuz gonna sai octopus kitteh….like yerz bettr.

By: dougrogers

dougrogers — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:26:24 +0000

No bugz git in!

By: se588

se588 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:15:02 +0000

wall cat!!!!!!!

By: hamjudo

hamjudo — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:47:59 +0000

Extrud-A-Cat
(Not fur goggies)

By: nick

nick — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:44:54 +0000

kittehs is good at dat. Iv seen dem defie fizix lots!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:30:18 +0000

Helpful alarm service — wakez u up wevver u wantz 2 oar not
Ingeenyus cubberd openingz
Jumping abiliteez sekkund 2 nun
K…..

By: Cimbacat

Cimbacat — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:20:32 +0000

Ai nevah readed lawz anyho

By: steroid

steroid — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:16:34 +0000

Kitteh iz nawt fat; kitteh is floofy

By: karen

karen — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:05:52 +0000

Eezee open mouf
Fitz, hissy type
Grrrrrrs

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:52:03 +0000

Wii b needinged teh kitteh frum Caterday wif teh pinky shurt.

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:50:42 +0000

Diz kitteh an ai needz 2go 2 teh jym, wii boff needinged to xersize, aifinkso.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:41:06 +0000

Tube-O-Kitteh kumz kumplete wif
Amazing soft furz
Beyootiful iiz
Camra reddy pozez
Deeliteful purringz
E….

By: Missy

Missy — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:31:57 +0000

Sew trew…the proof is in teh pudding….kitteh looks like he ayt a lots of teh puddings.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:14:50 +0000

mai speshul paw stand, let me show u it

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:14:06 +0000

Oh, hai noozilander! u must b gnu 2 not b noeing deh Ty-booteek! It wuz maded bai mai gud fren Gibbocat wen dere wuz deh furstest 6-way ty. It iz dere so awl deh peepz hoo haz deh ty ken haz a prezint 2 k’memorating deh awsum okkayshun. Adn he sed wii kin taking deh noobees dere for wlkuming gifts. Adn he haz uzzer stuff fur enneewun hoo b wanting it. Oh, yeah, I almost furgotting — it awlso makez a gud plais to hide frum deh trollz–dey b having no majinayshun, sew day kan’t finding it!!
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Kum wif mii. I show u it. *takez noozilander bai deh hand adn deywakking 2 deh Ty-Booteek. * Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
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Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dhere b deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses.
Deze r deh gnuest itemz: kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer sef & noozilander.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!