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Lawz iz maed 2 be broken
Ohai annipuss – lookz liek we has a macrame with a Daisy chain tying uz togeber.
Shall we dance off 2 teh tye booteek 2gethur?
Hay ebereedobee, Konga lien to teh tye booteek!!!!!11!!1!!
Konga! Woohoo!
uhm i myte sownd lyke R’tard but whut is booteek?
ty-boo-teek is kumming frum a boutique dat u visit wen u has a tie of nawt sekkund commints
humm… sekund twy…
ty-boo-teek kums frum a boutique dat u bisit wen u habs a tie ob 2 or moar cheezpeeps an da nawt sekkund commint.
2day eet is ai ho is an tawp of da list ob wurdpretzuls nommings… *sigh*
oh adn… noes… u nawt sound like annifing els den a innurestid cheezpep wanning 2 lerns
Oh, hai noozilander! u must b gnu 2 not b noeing deh Ty-booteek! It wuz maded bai mai gud fren Gibbocat wen dere wuz deh furstest 6-way ty. It iz dere so awl deh peepz hoo haz deh ty ken haz a prezint 2 k’memorating deh awsum okkayshun. Adn he sed wii kin taking deh noobees dere for wlkuming gifts. Adn he haz uzzer stuff fur enneewun hoo b wanting it. Oh, yeah, I almost furgotting — it awlso makez a gud plais to hide frum deh trollz–dey b having no majinayshun, sew day kan’t finding it!!
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Kum wif mii. I show u it. *takez noozilander bai deh hand adn deywakking 2 deh Ty-Booteek. * Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
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Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dhere b deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses.
Deze r deh gnuest itemz: kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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*Gitz chokklit martoonez fer sef & noozilander.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Cweenmj iz gibbocat’s trusted manajer ov teh Ty Boo Teek, an she knowz where ebreething is. Teh Ty Boo Teek iz indeed a moast wundrous plaice – there z much moar heer than meats teh ayie.
An – noozilander – pleeze donut hezitayte to ask enething tath puzzles yoo. We hav many things heer – a hole town, wif interesting Bill Dings an gardenz an streets. But we ar happee to tell enewun noo awl about it.
Ohai Dame Janet. Ebreebuddy heer beez finking ob yoo n sending lots ob luvs.
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Ohai DK!
Ai hav bin missing ebreewun heer verree much. But ai’ll be bak soon, ai think. An ai awso bleeve ai hav bin feeling teh luv an comfort beeming thru teh air in mai general direkshun! 
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But OH! Teh MOAST wunderful thing happened. On Thursday evening, at teh visitatshun, an verree nice yung woman, followed bai a rellee cyoot yung guy wawked up to mee and said “Ar yoo Janet??? Ai am Whiskers. An ai am bringing lots ov luv an hugs from awl teh cheezfrenz. (teh cyoot yung guy wuz her huzband Sean!)
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An tehn she awlso gave mee teh cyootest eber liddle stuffed kitteh wif a collar an tag around hiz nek wif teh naymes ov awl the cheezfrenz. Yoo cud hav blown me over wif a fether!
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Mai VERREE furst meeting wif a cheezpeep! RIGHT wehn ai needed it moast. Ai just couldn’t bleeve hao much comfort it gave to me.
Ohai DK. TWICE a hav ansered yoo – an twice WP seems to hav eated it. Purrpahs it will show up sune.
Ah yas, teh ebeh-rabenous WP.
Ai’z going sleepee-sleepz naow. Sweet dreems to you.
Ai nevah readed lawz anyho
Proof kittehs is likwid, nawt solidz!
Sew trew…the proof is in teh pudding….kitteh looks like he ayt a lots of teh puddings.
U be fittin frew da hoel reel gudly.
yes iz goggie hoel
(mai muvvers name iz karen)
hee hee – plez telz ur muvver ai siad “ohai” 2 hur.
tube-o-kitteh, only $49.95
Tube-O-Kitteh kumz kumplete wif
Amazing soft furz
Beyootiful iiz
Camra reddy pozez
Deeliteful purringz
E….
Eezee open mouf
Fitz, hissy type
Grrrrrrs
Helpful alarm service — wakez u up wevver u wantz 2 oar not
Ingeenyus cubberd openingz
Jumping abiliteez sekkund 2 nun
K…..
Kitteh-type eers & wiskers
Likking ability par exellance
Meows, sweet
Napping, a specialty
Owns yuo
Pink noze an toe pads,
(& Purring talent lyke no udder aminal)
Q…
Quilted furr(washable)
Rainbow coloured eyes
Static shock fingerz
T…
Tubular shapz 4 skweezin thru tite palcez
Usually sleek furz
Vorashus appetite 4 gushifuds
W..
Well pointed endz
Xtreme hart capturing abiliteez
Yowling capabilitee at no eggstra charge
Zealus self-cleening akshun
For all your kitteh extroosion needz!
I feels borned again!
das whut ai fink ebbery tiem ai ‘gets’ inno da tramway… *giglol* mebbeh kitteh adn ai shud fink about… lusing sum weit… mebbeh… we shud loos uhm… sum fur?
an eet defiez teh rool dat teh door iz onlee for goggehs
liquid metal kitteh
going da look at da terminaduur awn lol news & plolitics, kthxbai
i wuz gonna sai octopus kitteh….like yerz bettr.
Kitteh looks liek she be needen Jenny Craig.
*goes tew exercize* puf puf puf … no is eazy habben trim tummiez wif soz meany cheezburgers lurksingz awound!
mai speshul paw stand, let me show u it
Diz kitteh an ai needz 2go 2 teh jym, wii boff needinged to xersize, aifinkso.
Wii b needinged teh kitteh frum Caterday wif teh pinky shurt.
Kitteh iz nawt fat; kitteh is floofy
GMTA!!!
Xtra ffloofy! But srsly, can U imagine kitteh at de Curves gym? Jog-dontinkso, jump-dontinkso, lift-dontinkso…
SSSHHHRIIIEEEEK!!!!
Iz imagining and laffin so hard I scares nabers!!!
kittehs is good at dat. Iv seen dem defie fizix lots!
Extrud-A-Cat
(Not fur goggies)
wall cat!!!!!!!
No bugz git in!
Newton Kitteh’s law of Physics #1: if teh object/place in which kitteh goez iz half teh proportion of teh kitteh’s belly, teh blubber cumz in hand…
Aktually…I’ze stuck.
Yesh, kitteh bees wedgeded iyn, Ai finksoe; hims needez sumewun tuu poosh frum teh bak adn pullez frum teh frunt; eivver taht, oar a rlly byg shuuhorn tuu pry hims aowtta tehre;
(Iyf noeboddee noetisses hims untyle afture dinnuretiem, mebbee hims wil bees abul tuu climbez aowt suuner, becuz hims wil haz misseded a meel!!!!)
I feel betrayed.
*heddesk*
Deese Piks R funny me haz fun wookin at demz
new 2 da site am i doin good speakin Cheezburger language?
if i am i think im pwning.
yoo iz doin fyne wif da lolayngwidj!
wilkommen bienvenue welcome
im cataray au cataray to cataray
hi pikachugirl2! we lubs teh pokaymans at owr howse. haz abowt elebenty-zillyun pokeymon cards. an games. an teebee shows we taped. an plushies. an buks. an stuffs.
yor lolspeek iz very gud! no roolz but to play nice – yoo do indeed pwn!!
Iz teh Prinsuss Chunkz bruthuhr. Verii hansum. But mebbe niidz teh Saowf Biich Dyet.
Oh gosh. How gross and… interesting.
I fink i sees problum wit dis supercollider.
The supercollider super exploded?
Puhlorppp! The inter dimenshunal kitteh pooter portal is currently pooting forth a dense but radiant kitteh of it’s own design. Dis one luks lyke a whiner… weiner… winnr… a good wun.
I iz serious cat. dis iz a serious post.
Ennee playss Kitteh
can fitz wiskurrz froo. Awll ubz
Kitteh willz folloawz
Duzzn’t matturr wut
syze t3h hoal iz. Kitteh willz
awllwayz dyndz a way
Wunss wiskurrz bendz bakk
Kitteh beecumz likwidz andz
slithurrz lyke a snayk
Jack.
Dat b soe truu, Jack, ever soe truu.
Ye cannot change the laws of physics!
Unless u b a kitteh!!
sum wun needz 2 cut kitteh off frum fewd dish I fink
ZOMG! iz teh “mr fantaztik kitteh” frum fantaztik four!
i can has an autograf? :3
Now you’re thinking with (slightly too small) portals!
walcom to enrichment center. dere wil be caek.