Comments on: CDC cat

By: EJ

EJ — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:22:45 +0000

is too late 4 me – iz got the pox!

By: Squeak

Squeak — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:59:17 +0000

I fave’d this practically just for the “lolpox”. Epic pun.

By: Sherri

Sherri — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:09:20 +0000

I work at the CDC. I thought this one was so cute that I printed it out and it’s hanging outside my office for all to see. : )

By: DonAlexander

DonAlexander — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:33:43 +0000

Ai haz kollieg in sayuns. Wes be takkin reeeeely siiryus stuffs. Astroffysuks! An summtimz we konnwurs in teh lolspeek. He be ICHC lurkr, butt I geetz him to postin oan ub deese daze!!!

Dan, that means YOU!

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:26:26 +0000

ruh-roh! lolspeekul tunul sindroam – viktim’s hanz be ottomatikully typin Lolspeek wurdz/spelinz in eemales 2 sivilianz… Innbax philz up wif reepliez sayin “WTF???” It doo happun! Iz dunnit minny thymez.

(‘T leest Ai gotz cumpunnee.)

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:30:07 +0000

Dang, dewd! Ai NOZE ai gotz it!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:48:07 +0000

Tihs kitteh kynda bemindes mee ov a nun Ai hadded wen Ai wuz a kidlet;
Liddul skairey, akshully!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:46:00 +0000

Congradumalashuns, Delfosse: Elebentey sevin cheezburgers foar yuu!!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:40:14 +0000

I herd of dis bird floo–

any chanse we can gets sammiches out of it?

By: Blackberry

Blackberry — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:33:32 +0000

One burger for the terrible quality ’shop.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:49:42 +0000

seems liek it – ai no dere iz wun in teh finger lakes areya, adn anudder hoos profyle sais dey are in noo yawk, but nawt wear… ai growed up in Fulton,nawt so far frum wear yu iz!

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:30:56 +0000

We seemz to b teh ownlee cheezpeeps in upstayt NY!!

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:29:52 +0000

“SPLORT! Sumfin abowt taht kitteh’s fayse just gets me.”

Oh, mai, yerssss! EPIC *SPLORT!* Mebbe brakketud wif a *SQUEEEE!* ur 2.

Whups! The “squeeee” was so lowd paynt iz peelin’ orff da walls!

By: beegirl

beegirl — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:46:05 +0000

Ack i be ‘avin da lolpox sumbuddy helmp! doo yoo no da cuur?
evryting be goin fuzzy… mus go tooward da lite

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:02:44 +0000

I knoez I gotz teh pawx. *sigh*

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:57:53 +0000

O, fang kewz. It wuz a naxident, akshully. But I do lurv de sirius liddul fayse peekin thru da plaztik. I fink a cuppa tee wood be nyse rite nao. An sum assortud Daynish 4 everwun? An maybe a liddul basik eyse dansin’? Az long az weer ownlee dansin in are heds.

Ai’ll go put kettul on – ‘k? BRB

By: Delfosse

Delfosse — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:19:25 +0000

Wow I iz publishud on ICHC segund tiem nao. Dis is laik laif tiem achivment aword but too tiems!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:17:36 +0000

Help us Obi-Wan Kittenoby… you’re our only hope.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:17:27 +0000

experience cat… haz nawt such a gud experience askhullee

By: erik the lolcat

erik the lolcat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:54:47 +0000

i finks i has got lolpox simptomz… iz der any cure fer asploding heads?

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:19:47 +0000

Innobative recyclin ob platiky store bagee az hazmat soot. Green kitteh is GREEN.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:18:49 +0000

Yah! Gettin kitteh in baf Spa machine one tyme not so hard. Like to see him get the kitteh in dere again do.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:49:27 +0000

Suspishus Sneezes Diseez
Tribbel Furree Diseez
Underoos (flame retardant) dizeez
V-E-T phobiaz disees
W…

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:43:13 +0000

Disease control cat

controls diseases.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:27:50 +0000

Hai lunarmommy!!
I sew glad u haz deh HappyCat.
I giving u sum smileez 2!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:22:51 +0000

Dat b deh majik uv Cheezland!!
deh fudz haz no kalreez — adn u kin habbineg fudz u b lerjik 2 IRL, and nun uv deh drinksez haz alkeehawl. Ebreewun kin sing beyootiflea and dans like Finger Rogers and Fred Astair. If u b wanting ur martoonee 2 b Sprite wif an oliv, dat b wut u haz. {{ChocolateSamus}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:21:06 +0000

ooh, purty…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:20:42 +0000

teenagers, oyy…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:18:59 +0000

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:17:15 +0000

um…i iz a minor. howsabowt mah martoonie iz just sprite inna
goblit wif an olive innit?

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:15:40 +0000

um…ceelin cat saev da cween?

By: jd

jd — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:53:10 +0000

I thot that ownli happened wib teh wurld’s funnyest jowk.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:51:49 +0000

Yew awr troolee uh grashus ruler!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:48:48 +0000

i b dhe benevolent despot. I wun’t REELEE sending eneewun to an eye land off deh koste uv Greenland. Unless dey b wanting 2 go dere.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:57:12 +0000

Ur mostly rite, he was hairy. I has some video; I’ll postify a link when I has a chance to smallify teh video from elebenty jigabarks to something a lil moar manageable.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:57:05 +0000

Vanquishing threatened dizeez
What wuld ai do awn an island awf teh coast ob Greenland? dizeez
Xtra tiem tu fink about nawt crossing cweenmj dizeez
Yoo’ll neber see meh do dat agin dizeez
Zzzzz – It wuz jes uh dream dizeez.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:39:14 +0000

Vishual uv big hairy guy in cute pleeted cheerleeder owtfit iz gibbing mii deh giglolz. Oh, deh huge manatee!!!!!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:38:31 +0000

*sigh uf relief*
fank yu yer majistee teh cween!!
g’nite!!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:35:49 +0000

fanks cween -if otay wid yu, wii kan let it go dis tyme…but ai keep dat offer in mynd! He ushoolly a bery gud boi, but sumtymes a liddul tiem owt iz gud fur a teenager…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:34:36 +0000

OK. I not mooving u.
.
*tukz deh boi up in nice floofee blankee.
Schmooz 2 yooz, plasticat.
g’nite

By: plasticat

plasticat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:30:10 +0000

NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!Not Greenland!!! Ai no needs tiemout!! Ai b goin to bed right now!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai respect yoo authority from now on-mai still need teh kure dough- NOT AN ISLAND OFF DA COAST OF GREENLAND!!!!! NNNOOO!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:29:33 +0000

Fank yew Sparkysmom!!! It b fun 2 due. Wii awlreddy haz over 50 cheezpeepz on deh map! I only putz deh marker wear peeps say. Usuallee deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. Oar just deh state or county oar kuntree. I wantz ebbreewun 2 feline kumfurrtable wif deh infur mayshun.

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:28:33 +0000

Dis cyoor haz much PLEH! DO NOT WANT!!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:26:05 +0000

Seriyus disrispekt fur teh cween dizeez
Triing nawt tew misbehave dizeez
Underestimating cweenmj’s authority dizeez
V…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:23:11 +0000

Oh, I see it wuz just a dreem!!
.
But if u like, uniquekitty, I can moving himz marker 2
a tiny little eye land off deh koste uv Greenland. Sumtimez a liddul time owt ken wurking wunderz.

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:22:01 +0000

ebbry bodee gotz tew goez tew da cheezyfrenz map ! an gib
cweenmj yur cheezyname n city and state (or kuntree) so she can
putz u onna da map wid uz ! (cweenmj@gmail.com) she iz du en a
magniffizent job mndin da map 4 uz, since sumbodee borked it last
weak. wi gotz cheezfrens awl OBER da whirled! last ai lukked der
wuz no one frum afrika doh, or noozeezland oar sowfmurika- an
iznt lyanthya frum teen ee er tiny er scottishfoldishland? sheez nawt
der yet eever
b a troo cheez peep anna getz urself onna da map!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:21:35 +0000

awf tew bed wif yew, yung man – yew haz tew go tew skool in teh mournin!!

By: plasticat

plasticat — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:18:55 +0000

Heh Heh-Wayt hey!! remembers i kin c’s yoo

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:16:12 +0000

I wented to teh Renaissance Fesitbul today and there was much huzzah-ing going on. At teh joust there was a cheerleeder guy wif a big wooden sign that said “HUZZAH!” onnit. When he helded it up, we sayed it. Only one time he holded up upside down so I sayed “HAZZUH!”

I think I was doing it rong.

By: old lurker

old lurker — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:14:49 +0000

Oh da poor kitteh…(snerk)… hez gettin a automayted baff… (mai eyes are leekin form da laughin)..poor wet kitteh.
Gud work CS!!!11!!