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Wot r da simpptums? I fink I gottit!
Conga Ratz, oh fleet ob fingurz!
simptoms consizt ob drinks nd dancis, followed bai eksessiv cookie
consumption, nd soshilyzin wif ur lolcat frends. in advanced stayjiz,
uncontrold loling.
Yus, yu diez laffin, wut a way tu goe!!!
I thot that ownli happened wib teh wurld’s funnyest jowk.
O, fang kewz. It wuz a naxident, akshully. But I do lurv de sirius liddul fayse peekin thru da plaztik. I fink a cuppa tee wood be nyse rite nao. An sum assortud Daynish 4 everwun? An maybe a liddul basik eyse dansin’? Az long az weer ownlee dansin in are heds.
Ai’ll go put kettul on – ‘k? BRB
SPLORT!
Sumfin abowt taht kitteh’s fayse just gets me.
O-k umm neber used dah CCC b4 but here goes
*suspenseful moosics*
scoopy ups brains
poor braans back in Ly’s head
poot on new CHRG wif DOI
tappy-tappy wif duck tape
wrap in floofy bwanket wif pikshurs of chipmunks
offers hot choklit nda choklit, mint fiwed chipmunks
sit nda rest 4 awhile till yoo feels better
Yu did gud.
fanks i hope i didn’t bork nofin
Fanks, Plasticat!
Oohhh… neber seed choklit chipmunks afore!
is okay gots lotta chipy-munks 2 yoos! By teh waa, if yoo feels liek dere b sumfin in yor head or if it feels fuzzy it mite b a dust bunny or 2
“SPLORT! Sumfin abowt taht kitteh’s fayse just gets me.”
Oh, mai, yerssss! EPIC *SPLORT!* Mebbe brakketud wif a *SQUEEEE!* ur 2.
Whups! The “squeeee” was so lowd paynt iz peelin’ orff da walls!
Quick call Dr. Tiny Cat
I knoez I gotz teh pawx. *sigh*
Dang, dewd! Ai NOZE ai gotz it!
but he hads his vaccines
adn no kan gets it now-lukie him!
der iz no vakseen fer LOL DIZEEZ!!!!!
i no suffers from LOL dizeez-I enjois ebery minute ob it
Mai emyoonuhteez…let meh show yoo teh lack ob dem.
*giggle*
*tee hee*
*snerk*
*guffaw*
*har har*
*titter*
*bwa ha ha ha haaaaaa*
*heh heh*
*heyuk yuk*
*cackle*
*snicker*
*chuckle*
*HEE HAW*
Ohhh – please tu excuse meh awn dat lst wun.
Shud wee putz yu in teh kwaranteen? Hmmm?, wut doo yu fink?
Are there martoonies in kwaranteen?
In that case, yesh ai hab uh sebeer case ob teh lolpox aifinkso.
Galluns an galluns ov chonklit martoonies, but yul hav tu sharez wiv anee uvver kwaranteeneez!
Can yew say I.V.?
wate – - der is treets inda kwarenteenz?????!!1!
NC66!!! BREEV ON MEH! FAZT!!!!
*Aaaahchewwww*
Oh excuse me choclatesamus.
Choclatesamus?
Awr yew OK?
Speak tu meh…
CHEEZFREN down! Git to kwarenteen STAT!
::seez choclatesamus open eyes a widdle and wink::
::winks bak::
KWICKLY NOW!
Yuse fergots teh CHRG(wdoi)! Ob cors, dats not b a veree ashun ob a laff!
ohai MM – when ai wented tew teh cheezfrens map tudai, ai sewd dat yew are nawt far frum mii!! ai wuz sirprized – ai dint tink dere wuz ne cheezpeeps near mii!!
ebbry bodee gotz tew goez tew da cheezyfrenz map ! an gib
cweenmj yur cheezyname n city and state (or kuntree) so she can
putz u onna da map wid uz ! (cweenmj@gmail.com) she iz du en a
magniffizent job mndin da map 4 uz, since sumbodee borked it last
weak. wi gotz cheezfrens awl OBER da whirled! last ai lukked der
wuz no one frum afrika doh, or noozeezland oar sowfmurika- an
iznt lyanthya frum teen ee er tiny er scottishfoldishland? sheez nawt
der yet eever
b a troo cheez peep anna getz urself onna da map!
Fank yew Sparkysmom!!! It b fun 2 due. Wii awlreddy haz over 50 cheezpeepz on deh map! I only putz deh marker wear peeps say. Usuallee deh middul uv deh town dey b telling mii. Oar just deh state or county oar kuntree. I wantz ebbreewun 2 feline kumfurrtable wif deh infur mayshun.
We seemz to b teh ownlee cheezpeeps in upstayt NY!!
seems liek it – ai no dere iz wun in teh finger lakes areya, adn anudder hoos profyle sais dey are in noo yawk, but nawt wear… ai growed up in Fulton,nawt so far frum wear yu iz!
yew gonna brakes owt in laffs…. den role onda flor….gaspin fur breff.
to cyoor, yoo needs ta watch sum eevnin noos nd go bak 2 ur job…
but whu wud want DIS cyoord?
Dis cyoor haz much PLEH! DO NOT WANT!!
Hipohkondriak cat is afrayd of gettin sick.
mebbe hims shud git a plaztik bubbl
native cat
feerz da dizeezes dat deez noocummers bring
Lolpox – tehs afected giggel at plastix hats.
CCS (cute cat sindroam): the afektid suffer frum asplodin heds.
It shud be CsDC cat. Is CenturZ fur Dis-eez Controwl
Waal, yu don expec govmint acronoms tu beez grammatatikally coerekt, do yu?
waal, u don espekt ICHC acronymz 2 b grammatatikally corekt, do u?
heh
ruh-roh! lolspeekul tunul sindroam – viktim’s hanz be ottomatikully typin Lolspeek wurdz/spelinz in eemales 2 sivilianz… Innbax philz up wif reepliez sayin “WTF???” It doo happun! Iz dunnit minny thymez.
(’T leest Ai gotz cumpunnee.)
Ai haz kollieg in sayuns. Wes be takkin reeeeely siiryus stuffs. Astroffysuks! An summtimz we konnwurs in teh lolspeek. He be ICHC lurkr, butt I geetz him to postin oan ub deese daze!!!
Dan, that means YOU!
I finks ebery won shud no of dagerous lol dizeezez
Awl kyoot dizeez
Backwards walkin dizeez
Chocolate dizeez
D….
Daily ICHC checkin dizeez
Eetin eksessiv chonklitt dizeez
Flipping over backwards dizeez
G…
Gigglol awl de tyme dizeez
Habbin lawts uf phun dizeez
ICHC dizeez!!!!
J…
Joke telling dizeez
Kittee luv dizeez
LOL DIZEEZ!!!!
M…
More cheezburgers den i can handle dizeez
Now dere b no more cheezburgers dizeez
Ooooo i can’t fink ob an LOL dizeez
Pet teh kittehz obsessublee dizeez
Quiltee fingy dizeez
ROFL dizeez
S…
Peenut buttr nda jam on rye dizeez
Questioning cweenmj’s aut….athor…rule dizeez
Rating LOL’s low cuz yoo b 2 tired 2 understans um dizeez
S…..
Nawt dat i wood question cweenmj’s authority-she’s not watchin b she?
*hides under chair nda blames Wordpretzel on whole fing*
I didn’t do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It wuz hims—->
WAYT!!! WUT!?!?! U wud kwestyuning mai ahthoriteez?!?!?!?!
Dat b a berry seryus dizeez! Wii must get deh syntistz wurking on a kure fur dat rite away!! P’dB!!! I heerbai kumisshun u 2 finding a cure. I gibbing u a elebentee burgerz fur dis importint misshun.
as long as da kure nawt b in da form of a needel i will gladely take its-Aifinks *Gulp*
No NOOO*wakes up from nitemair sweating*
glade dat b ober
*looks up to c cweenmj nda P’dB standing above*
Aaaahhhh!
ai apol…apul…iz sawry fur mai boikitteh’s lack uf rispekt fur royalty, cween – yu know haow 13 year old boikittehs kan bee!! Aaaaggghhh …. teenagers!!!!
Heh Heh-Wayt hey!! remembers i kin c’s yoo
awf tew bed wif yew, yung man – yew haz tew go tew skool in teh mournin!!
Oh, I see it wuz just a dreem!!
.
But if u like, uniquekitty, I can moving himz marker 2
a tiny little eye land off deh koste uv Greenland. Sumtimez a liddul time owt ken wurking wunderz.
NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!Not Greenland!!! Ai no needs tiemout!! Ai b goin to bed right now!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai respect yoo authority from now on-mai still need teh kure dough- NOT AN ISLAND OFF DA COAST OF GREENLAND!!!!! NNNOOO!!!
OK. I not mooving u.
.
*tukz deh boi up in nice floofee blankee.
Schmooz 2 yooz, plasticat.
g’nite
*sigh uf relief*
fank yu yer majistee teh cween!!
g’nite!!
um…ceelin cat saev da cween?
fanks cween -if otay wid yu, wii kan let it go dis tyme…but ai keep dat offer in mynd! He ushoolly a bery gud boi, but sumtymes a liddul tiem owt iz gud fur a teenager…
teenagers, oyy…
Seriyus disrispekt fur teh cween dizeez
Triing nawt tew misbehave dizeez
Underestimating cweenmj’s authority dizeez
V…
Vanquishing threatened dizeez
What wuld ai do awn an island awf teh coast ob Greenland? dizeez
Xtra tiem tu fink about nawt crossing cweenmj dizeez
Yoo’ll neber see meh do dat agin dizeez
Zzzzz – It wuz jes uh dream dizeez.
i b dhe benevolent despot. I wun’t REELEE sending eneewun to an eye land off deh koste uv Greenland. Unless dey b wanting 2 go dere.
Yew awr troolee uh grashus ruler!
ooh, purty…
Hai lunarmommy!!
I sew glad u haz deh HappyCat.
I giving u sum smileez 2!
Suspishus Sneezes Diseez
Tribbel Furree Diseez
Underoos (flame retardant) dizeez
V-E-T phobiaz disees
W…
CDC cat gets precautionary measure backwards — covers everything EXCEPT eyes, nose, and mouth!
ya. iz liek dis wun fashunee soot maed of silvar nd stuff dat wuz liek
techno chic, costid a forchoon nd supozidlee wud keel gurms wif its fyburs.
but i saw da picshore, nd der wuz nuffin on da gurlz’ faec… she wud git
sik NEwai, didju kno dat 90+% of germs gits inta ur body froo da mouf?
so, karefull hoo yu mak teh kisseefaice wiv den, rite?
urjint qwuzchun…
hao duz wun put links 2 cartoons nd videos nd such in der commints? i tryd going to da desired webpaeg, selectin da URI, nd copi-paest n mah commints, but da
commints disappeerz! izza nitemarez!
Take awf teh aych tee tee pee colon slash slash part. Udderwise, WP noms it fur a while before it horks it bak up.
tank yew! as a test and for thanks, enjoi dis video.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRNv8f-GfK0
try agin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRNv8f-GfK0
HUZZAAAAAAH!!!!!
U HAS JUZT IMPROOVDED MAH QUALITEE OB LIEF!
btw da cat inda video iz teh phunneez.
Oh Hai CS!!
I upplaud ur use uv deh Huzzaah. I hazn’t seeinged a gud Huzzaah in agez.
I haz a hole paig uf helprz 2 improoving deh kwalitee uv ur life. u kin finding dem at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
*Handz CS a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!
I wented to teh Renaissance Fesitbul today and there was much huzzah-ing going on. At teh joust there was a cheerleeder guy wif a big wooden sign that said “HUZZAH!” onnit. When he helded it up, we sayed it. Only one time he holded up upside down so I sayed “HAZZUH!”
I think I was doing it rong.
Vishual uv big hairy guy in cute pleeted cheerleeder owtfit iz gibbing mii deh giglolz. Oh, deh huge manatee!!!!!
Ur mostly rite, he was hairy. I has some video; I’ll postify a link when I has a chance to smallify teh video from elebenty jigabarks to something a lil moar manageable.
um…i iz a minor. howsabowt mah martoonie iz just sprite inna
goblit wif an olive innit?
Dat b deh majik uv Cheezland!!
deh fudz haz no kalreez — adn u kin habbineg fudz u b lerjik 2 IRL, and nun uv deh drinksez haz alkeehawl. Ebreewun kin sing beyootiflea and dans like Finger Rogers and Fred Astair. If u b wanting ur martoonee 2 b Sprite wif an oliv, dat b wut u haz. {{ChocolateSamus}}
Oh da poor kitteh…(snerk)… hez gettin a automayted baff… (mai eyes are leekin form da laughin)..poor wet kitteh.
Gud work CS!!!11!!
Yah! Gettin kitteh in baf Spa machine one tyme not so hard. Like to see him get the kitteh in dere again do.
Epic!!! Very funneh!!!
Disease control cat
controls diseases.
Innobative recyclin ob platiky store bagee az hazmat soot. Green kitteh is GREEN.
i finks i has got lolpox simptomz… iz der any cure fer asploding heads?
experience cat… haz nawt such a gud experience askhullee
Help us Obi-Wan Kittenoby… you’re our only hope.
Wow I iz publishud on ICHC segund tiem nao. Dis is laik laif tiem achivment aword but too tiems!
Congradumalashuns, Delfosse: Elebentey sevin cheezburgers foar yuu!!!!
Ack i be ‘avin da lolpox sumbuddy helmp! doo yoo no da cuur?
evryting be goin fuzzy… mus go tooward da lite
One burger for the terrible quality ’shop.
I herd of dis bird floo–
any chanse we can gets sammiches out of it?
Tihs kitteh kynda bemindes mee ov a nun Ai hadded wen Ai wuz a kidlet;
Liddul skairey, akshully!!!
I work at the CDC. I thought this one was so cute that I printed it out and it’s hanging outside my office for all to see. : )
I fave’d this practically just for the “lolpox”. Epic pun.
is too late 4 me – iz got the pox!