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I Christen thee Sir Annoyz Alot!
but i thot i wuz a gud goggie.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: longofool
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Kitteh duzn’t liek goggie
u just failed at saying first
But fotsopp, we dus not sai at wurd here. We veri politely calls it nawt-second, iffns we mention it atall.
Mishun uhkomplished then.
Thank you Captain Obvious.
*
Sorry, but ai has a crankee.
Dat tale is all boddle-brush, huh? Watch out, goggie! Pointy ends r rite der!
Nawt tink so. Kant see tale, but earz be forward, wiskers nawt bak. Kitteh nawt skered ob da goggie. Kitteh jus gonna gib pup a leetle bop on da nowse. Finks da kitteh an da goggie gonna be frens.
Uh leetle mmm bop?
paw..up..side-yer-head, put dat paw-up-side-yer-head
::stumped::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki6d3DimXGA
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gap band, oops upside your head
I knew it sounded familyer, butt ai jes culdn’t pwayce it.
Like dis?
♫ I say groove groove on
just because you don’t believe that I wanna dance
don’t mean that I don’t want to
just because you don’t believe that I wanna dance
don’t mean that I don’t want to ♫
Um. U can’t see tale? ar yu shure? I thots dat wuzza fut at nawt-second, but dat ting wavin in teh air? Surely dat is a tale?
No, I gess I wuz rite teh firs (heh heh) time. Izza leg.
Like Charlie and teh cat onna Daily Coyote? I luvs teh Daily Coyote.
Cormgradulayshuns!! Silly braid shoes?!?
*Hans aanipuss drinksies ob choyce*
Thx Ai fink Ai’ll juss haz hawt choklitt – iz neerlee tiem fur bed.
*scurries tu deh kitchin tu mayk hawt choklit*
*hans annipus beeg mugg shayped lyk turrtlol nd speel pruf ob hawt choklit*
*tux cozy floofy green blankie wif turrtlols awl ober it arownd annipus*
Kareful…downt burn yosef. U iz awlredy furr bedz…
Thx Dahson, Ai feel awl cozee an warm naow.
Ai gawt berry filiisofikal emayo abowt hawt choklit . yu wantz? ai sendz. haz cyute pikshurz ub babeez
iz et furr hawt choklitt or aginst et?!?
Cant nobuddee be agenst hawt choklit. Iz abowt peoplez bisit purfessur tu se wh dey ar nawt happy. He surbz da chawklit in awl kinez ub cupz nd seez awl chewz da fnansist nd liek da uvvur wun beddur. He sez iz wy deay ar unhappy.
(luzez sumfing in translashun)
Dat perfessor sounz berri ineresting ladymonde.
I can haz copee ub de filosofikal emayo ’bout hawt choklit, plz?
I wants to share wid mai fren in TTI hoo is often emayoing to me wid de hawt choklit to drinks besied hims.
U will serv me well!
Iz dat a Great Pyranees pup?
Ai fort labrador/retriever
It luks sumfing like teh great lumphing goggie uf teh naybors wich is alwais on mai back steps.
Ai read yor cawmint adn fink…”Doez goggie lib wit Linus Van Pelt?” I fot it said Great Punkin goggie.
Nao du az ai sais!!
Yesh master…
::gits can ob tuna frum pantry::
keke sumwun iz goan to get smackd
*wap…wap…wappity wap*
Kitteh noez how tu put goggie in himz pwayse.
Kittehz ar berree gud at traning da puppeez.
Stay! Gud goggie.
Noa yoo stay rite there. Ai’m gunna doo sum…err…stuff. Yeah…stuff. Yoo stay rite there adn doan moob. No madder wut yoo hear…screams…crashes…nuffin. Yoo stay rite her until mommeh and daddeh com tu talk tu yoo.
Happy Caturdai ebreebuddee!
Der’z ownlee 45 minitts left uv Caturdai heer!
Happy Son-ob-Caturdai noa annipuss!
wth caturday
whut a fitting naem fur a goggeh… well at leest inna whirld ob a kitteh. ai’d rathur christen him snowball or mebbeh kyooteh or both…
sir kyoot snowball…ai lykes it!!!
I christen thee ‘Sir PeesOnRug’
most ossim name ever!!
Sir Annoyz Alot
Sir Begz Fur Food
Sir Car Ride – ZOMG!
Sir D…
Sir Droolz Alot
Sir Eberyware is Mai Potty!!
Sir Frisky Puppeh
Sir G…
Sir Goggie (has to bee obbius)
Sir Hairs-get-ebbery-wher
Sir I wants bone!!
Sir J
Sir Jumps at yer face
Sir Kick da dirt and digs
Sir Lotssa Drool
Sir M
Sir Messy
Sir Not-so-brite
Sir Oblivious
Sir Pees-a-lot
Sir Quick-to-slobber
Sir R…
Sir Runs Arownd in Sircuwls
Sir Stays awn Porch *gud goggie*
Sir Trash Invader (weapon ob mass deestruckshun)
Sir U…
Sir Undies r Mai chew Toi
Sir Victory is Myne (kitteh lets hims tink dat)
Sir What deh Heck iz Going On?!?
Sir X…
Sir X Marks teh Spot Wer I Peed
Sir Y Duz Yoo Luk At Me Lyk Dat
Sir ZOMG Bacon!
@@@@@
sir Upchukz awn flor
Sir Very smellee
Sir Wantz walkeez
Sir X…
Sir Run-run-run-run-a-lot
Sir Sweeteepie (Ai lubs goggies!!)
Sir Tailzawaggin
Sir Up-on-mai-lap
Sir Vegan-NOTTT
Sir W….
GMTA
Sir Wags (he’s australian)
Sir XXX, he luvs yer leg
Sir Yelp, the cat doesn’t luv him luvvin’ yer leg
Sir Zoom, he heard the car door
Hmm. XXX. wy dint ai fink ub dat?
“An dat mowse Ah sawed? Him was dis hi. Noe, rillys!”
r u shore?!? Ai downt b’leebs u. Mehbe u jumped dat hai win u saws deh mowse!!
Noe, rillys! Him was dis hi and haved laser beems in he eyes!
An Ah was leik “Onoes!” fer ’cause him was berry skerry leik.
Bud Ah was berry bwave and beated him. Okay, wel, Ah beated him owt da bakk dor.
owt da bak dor stiwl countz. Yu Go Rattipuss! Gud job!
Noe, Ah means Ah was da firs wun owt.
::: blushes awl pinky and stuffs :::
Here…Ai halp yoo Rattipuss
ifn himz wuz as beeg as u sais…Aim glad u rand aweigh!! u hab deh 9 lives, butt iz nawt wurth yusing wahn obe dem ober a mowse!!
ohai – datz ok. i nu dats wut yu meen. Fast ‘nawt sekund’. ‘Nawt sekund’ cowntz in eberyting. Fite, run, nom, danseez, sleepeez….eberyting.
Wal, Ah wudda beed okays butsept fer he laser beems. Dat jus nawt nachrul.
Oar mehbee yoo wuz watchin Looney Tunes?
youtube.com/watch?v=ffU4-3yc7mw
But whar is gwineeveer?
Kittehz is nashural born leaderz
mah yogeh kitteh would completely boss ovah
mah frenz huge German Shepherd goggie
goggie was a liddel bit fraid of himz pointeh endz
Ai seed a tinee liddle kitten kitteh chayse a big German Shepherd – goggie wuz berry skared uv teh kitteh.
Mai kitteh Peaches hoo iz 10 pounds of floofiness iz in charge of de hole howse…inclooding Opie. He’s mai goggie an is about 50 pounds of goofiness.
Dis lolpic shows classic moob by kitteh ob why Peaches iz in charge ob teh hole house. Weneber I gawt uh new goggie oar kitteh, ai wuld put dem fayse tu fayse sew kitteh culd execyoot dat moob and den eberryfing wuz awlright.
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::wonders if it wuld work awn kidlets::
Datz coz dayr nashural born killerz too.
Mai German Shepherd yoosd tu Annoyz Alot mai Marco (OTB) awl teh tiem until she saw himz take owt teh goefur in teh yard dat she wuz alwayz trying tu catch. She saw dat and sayz tu herself, “Whoa, dis kittehs gawt skillz.” Dutchie came ober and sniffed it after Marco had pwayed wit it tu def. Den they were duh best ob fwends afterwurds.
Heeeyyyy! Diz ‘pozed tu goe unner two_kittehs cawmint.
::hedesk::
Ai greez wit Wilf_Brim -kitteh bop. No mmm bop. No She bop. Bop no haz pointee enz.
Cyndi Lauper ref – FTW
^.^
Goggie luukes alawt liek mai Lolbradoar wen hims wuz a puppeh;
Iyf hims bees enneefing liek mine wuz, kitteh iys iyn foar a bad tiem;
(Kitteh mite windez up re-christening goggie:
Sir Buggez Me A Lawt and Pesturs Me tuu Def!!!!!)
TAG! YOO AWR IT!
ohai, burfday fairy heer, i iz on a rode trip an iz a liddle laet wif today’s burfday greeting, but yoo kan now go get yor burfday greetings on teh eksersizing kitteh thred!!
haha niceeeee one
*bonk!*
*wap*
*tag*
*swat*
*dornk*
Ai’m nawt touching yoo.
*smack*
*tink*
*bip*
*poink*
*Kpow!*
*ding*
*klonk*
*pow!*
*bam*
iz nawt touching u too!!
*honk*
*boom*
*screams*
*thump*
*screeeeech*
*crash*
*sirens*
Mom! Heez awn mai side.
*whack*
*plop*
*bang*
*biff*
*klink*
*clash*
*ding*
*piff*
itz nawt mom, itz MAM!!
*poof*
*swish*
*jab!*
*swipe*
Has anyone noticed the cat has two front right paws, one on the ground and one in the air? I think someone Photoshopped this pic.
Ai fink teh wun awn teh ground iz kitteh’s bak paw. Hims jes turned a widdle tu the right tu get a good angle awn teh kitteh wen he waps him awn teh noez.
that is a rear leg yer seein’, the shot looks righteous to me.
yoo must be tihs tall
to go on tihs ride
scuuz me, dat der be knightin.
nawt christenin, lurn u’z sum britishnezz!
C’mon dood- Hi five! Doan leev meh hangin heer!
Kittoon wil tiich tihs bee-yatch wanss an fur awl. Sendit runnin fur cuvuhr.