Not need to run noizybox…
Not need to run noizybox… I lik dem all clean 4 yu.
kittehs rly gud at cleanin dishez.
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Ohai, Goosie conga rats awn ur nawt sekund – top uv teh brayde. Haow shall we sillybrayte?
Ohai Anni! Ai needs sum strawng kawfee adn mebbe a gyhyoogic cimanom role wit lotsa budder adn icing.
*flashes back to childhood…Elsie, the head cook at the college where Goosey’s parents worked, made fresh cinnamon/caramel rolls from scratch every morning. I would watch them go around and around in the big oven and be intoxicated with the aroma. One roll measured 5″x5″x4″ and a whole pan weighed about 8 lbs. Absolute heaven.*
Sinse tihs iz teh internets wii can has elebbenty pans ob roles adn awl teh budder wii wantz. carefull!! teh pan is still hawt!!!
*drizzles icing on teh roles adn serves tehm tew awl teh cheezfrenz*
Adn ai fink wii shud hab sum Norweegin egg kawfee. Berry smooth adn tastee.
*wanders off to kitchen in search of IRL kawfee adn roles…*
mmmmmm. Dis sowndingz sew gud.
*hepz sef tu ginormus sinninomnomnom roll.*
nom nom nom nom nom
Thankz, Goosee!!!
Any time cweenie! Ai cannut stawp finking aboot Elsie nau. She wuz teh awsum. Ebbrey year during homecoming she adn her staff wud put out a smorgasboard taht wuz devine. Ebbreyfing wuz homemade frum scratch, nuffing ‘institutional’ aboot it. Awl teh salads, pies, hot dishes, breads, EBBREYfing!!! Ob coarse it wuz a hunnert yearz ago; Kewl Wip hadn’t even been inbented yet!
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Nau ai iz finking aboot teh glazed hams adn prime rib roasts at teh end ob the smorgasboard line. Oh mai, ai cannut stands it!!!
*waddles back to kitchen for more fud*
Nuffin sez luvin like sumfin frum deh uvin!!
*MM sneeks in n grabs a sinnyminny rowl n disskapeers*
That is funny And cute
Dat wai Ai get noms 2
Ai dryed dem tu
Who sez teh kitteh isn’t useful. Good kitteh!
Kitteh haz sew mennee usez!!
I finkso!!
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Absorber uv sunbeemz
Bakk skratcher
Capturer uv bugz
D…
Dust bunneh captuurer
Eater ob outta dayt fuds inda frigger ater
Fee line hed bonx when yu needz dem mostsez
G
Ooopsie!
Gushifud ,dispozer of
Hide & go pounce player
Innocent looker (rite!)
Jump lyke a maniak
K….
Gits stuff frum unner teh stove
Hacks up hairballs inna neat little pile
Implodes ur hed wif teh cyootness
Jumps awn ur lap fur teh petting
K…
Klimer uv treez
Likker uv dishez
Moover uv wuteber u b lukking fur
Nommer uv awl deh gushifudz
O…
Oh, Hai!! player (dis b wun uv deh kittehz favrit gamez)
Pounser
Quik runner awayer
R…..
Owner uv u an ur stuffs
Prechusnesses personahfide
Qwikker den u (speshully wen haz ur stuffs)
Runner fru da howz in da nighttime
S . . .
Sneekee up behinding uv u wen u b kukking so u kin step bak wun step and tripping over deh cat.
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Dat wuz soo long I cannot think uv anuzzer wun.
T….
Teechez teh goggie 2 purrrrs
Unnerstandins wen u r sad
Veilcrowz awn u reely tite
W…….
Wachher uv lizzrds & bugz in hawse
Xtreem sports competitrr
Yawning most xcellentlee
Wates fer u 2 sleep den haz kitteh-fit
Xpecks attenshun att awl tymes
Your stoof? Nao such ting
ZOMG, am ai de cauutest kitteh or wat!
Deestroyer of homewurkz
Eeterer of mowses
Finderer of spydehs
Giber of snorgle rites
H….
Reminderer!
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U can still has time to donate to teh We Lubs Our Janet Fund! We is collectifying moneys to buy JCH4K some jolly fleurs and also to gibs to teh charity in her mommeh’s memory as teh fambly requested.
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“How I can gibs a money?” u ask.
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U just clicks teh link below, I answers. Moar details are there.
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http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
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If u already gived a money, but would like to leave a message for Janet, u can click here:
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http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4kmessages.html
LCB, ken yu stil see alla shiney tings wid jess one eyez?
Is u still seein’ my eyepatch? I doesn’t see it anymoar. Stoopy WordPriss.
But yeah, I did has depth-precepshun prollems all day yesterday. But it was worf it. Yarr!
yez, tawk lyke a pirat dai wuz de fun onna ICHC butt oncte ai wen 2 werk no wun wud tawk lyke a pirat wif meh
Ai wurk wif a bery innerestin mix ob peeps frum udder countriez & ai doan tink de beleebed meh bout TLAP dai. Butt itz otay, dey alreddy tink ai amma bit straynge so dat dint mek it anee wurse.
Hey…wayrd it go?
LCB, dis b berry fine thing u adn Mais Oui b dueing fur ower Janet. {{LCB}} {{Mais Oui}} I awlwayz say deh Cheez Peepz b deh bestest in dhe whirlld. Adn U 2 beez a shining egg zamplol.
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Dis b a fine way 2 showing ower Janet adn her famblee how much she b lubbed.
Can we has a runnin toe tall? Or R yu juss goin to gib us a Fynul Scoer? Wud be nys to kno hao mush we raysed, bee tween us awl an across teh Werld
I is working on teh report even as we speak. I will report privately to teh Itty Bitteh Planning Committeh now and every day or so until we have stopped collectifying moneys. I’ll wait to report teh Final Skor to everyone until afterwards. Don’t want peeps thinking their moneys isn’t needed or appresheeated.
ooooooo. dat LCB b sneekee. *smakz 4hed* Shudda noen dat.
Hepful green kitteh heps u save wadder
an e legg trizitee
Buts grene kitteh will gets fat frum awl teh srt…artr… blud carrryers cloggin peeples fud! Das nots gud!
den I goez cleen owt da fridj 4 u… Iz spottid fishie in dere wot woz defynitlee outz of dayte… reely…
an den ai rechargez meh solar cel bye snoozin inna sunbeem fer de rest ob de dai.
wot? iz not meh fawlt sunbeem endz on ur chayr! (an who sayz is UR chayr? eberybudy knoes chayrz belongz 2 kittehz)
Kitteh sez:
Awl ur chayrz r bee long tu mii!!
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Awl ur sunbeemz r bee long tu mii!!
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Aw, hekk, AWL ur stuff r bee long tu mii!!
of course you lik dem cleen, no need for noisy box, smart dishwasher kitteh!
Hai Cheezee Peepz!! I haz a liddul nowns ment.
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Deh cheezfrenz map maded by Moe got borkt. Adn, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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So I haz mading a gnu Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map. U duz not ha to habbing a ICHC akkownt or b a yahoo cheezfrend, or habbing a weirdpress akkownt oar b a cheezfrend uv mine oar nussing else. Just sending mii deh emayo.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
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wii now returning u 2 ur regular commintz.
*weeeeeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek*
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O Hai cween! ai nawt c yu fur ebber!
Oh Hai GP! I just gotted ur emayo and puttinged u on deh map. I not ben online sew muches l8lee. Ben traveling frum Ory-gone to Minnee-Soda last week. Now wii b visiting wif mai Momcat adn Dadcat.
wp hating mii 2day. It nommed anuzzer commint.
I sedded a Oh Hai to u GP. It will showing up ven chew lee.
nawt to wurree {{{cween}}}
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* scampers off tu enjoy teh sunnehshyne
*envishunz Guinness Piggeh scampering*
* frew deh lush grass in deh sun shinez.*
Enjoi ur day!!
Hooray cweenmj, fer awl yr hard werkz!
Iz nao awn teh ma, and I gots teh stoopy 2 off mai nam bi followin teh diewreakshuns awn yr site!
Iz honnooored 2b wun ob yr subjecks!
Dat wud b teh MAP I is awn……Ma wudden lik mii 2b awn her!
Hygennic kitteh is konsurned onlee fur yer welfare.
Kwap!! I postid notice bowt deh new Cheezpeepz map but furgottid to removing deh H T T P stuff so now WP b nomming it. *sigh* wile wii waitz fer deh big nownsmint…… if u wantz 2 b on deh map, emayo mii at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name and lokashun.
Shur!! now deh big notice popz up!!
*burryz fais in pawz*
FAIL
thnx for dewing da map.
yez, tank u fer puttin meh awn de map! iz a shaim sumting happen 2 de udder wun, waz sew menne cheezfrends awn it
I suspekt dat tow oar free oar fore peepz wuz editing at deh same time adn deh Googul got confuzzamelated adn it hadding a spazm adn deh hole map gottid borkt. Even deh editing window disapeeringed. Berry strainge. Oh, well, kuputerz dew dat sumtimez. *sigh* But it b maor fun tuu blaming deh skurvey dogz.
I R having teh sayme prollem with WP todai. Hab big ameouwncement to mayke an wp eated up bofe tymes. back to teh typy typy again – mebbeh turd tyme izza charm.
turd tyme wuz not a charm. Whaz’ up? too menny werds? WP et my messij agin!
sew sirree bibcatt, mebbe iffen u typee a lil at a tyme it wil cum thru?
I will try datt. So be payshent with the messij cuz it will bee in a fyoo pots (az we say here in New Ingerland). …….
Messij coming up in 3, 2, 1…
Part 1:
“AHEM!” Xcuze me peeps but I hab a nown cement to mayke that iz berry berry importtant……
Bein az how teh state ob tings here iz what they iz (I’m speekin’ bout Merica, but ebreywon can paw tissipate here) an with teh Lexshun ahed, we are needing sum noo leedership, aifinkso an so I have tooken it upon myseff to nominayte a noo candy date for Purrsident.
Part3:
Sofar teh campayn is beeing berry sucseff….. sucsisss…..working out reely good, and peeps is responding to teh messij! Tis candy date haz prooben herseff to be owlways looking out fer teh peeps, teechin tem about teh whirled an teh innertubes an nebber asks for ennyfing for herseff.
sound gud….watz de cache?
Part4 :
She is teh kynna leeder that this cuntree needs (teh whirrled, akshully). I hab nommyn….nominn…… lected myseff to be teh campayne mannijer and so hab startid teh campayn. I no you will want to support …….. CWEENMJ FOR PURRSIDENT!!!!!
PArt 4:
Tis candy date is teh kynna peeps what wud mayke teh whole whirlled a better playce an hazza biggest hart ever.
I nominate CWEENMJ for purrsident! She iz alreddy cween so she noze lots about leedership an haz demonshredded taht she hazza credn….kridens…..she noze hou to fix alla prollems of teh peeps.
to see teh campayn I fink you can do teh typy ting with teh free Ws and then tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=Cfsu&altl=Xjtofs
(crosses paws to see if this works…)
CWEENMJ fur Purrsident!
Sweeet! Ai wud moast defimately vote fer cweenmj!
bf did teh linky werk for yoo? can’t wayt for Her Hyness to see it!
Errr, caym up wiv “Bert Wisner” for me – gess taht’s not wot its sposed to do…
OH NOZE!!!! I will fix it!
ackshully, ai copie & paste den put in de free w’s butt ai getz a error mezzage.Butt ai wud vote fer hour cween eben wifout seein de link
ingore the next address – tihs is the rite one: tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=dxffonk&altl=
teh address just abobe this one is the rite one! not in the rijinul comment at 7:16. Sry fer teh mistook.. WP mayde me jump tru hooops an swallered the address elebenty times!
fWHEW!!! I’m exhawstedd. This campayning is hard werk!
sorree , ai still nawt gettin dere
Ai dunno wai butt ai cahnt send a linkee here edder, WP alwais sendz it off inno owtside spaice & it neber, eber sho up, no matter wat ai tri, eben uzin cweenmj’s awesum helpies.
Yeay! taht got it!
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=dxffonk&altl=
Trai tihs, BluesFan. If Ai wus a Merkin, Ai’d voet for CweenMJ!
ZOMCC!!! Dat iz teh AWESUM!!!!!!
thx Ambercat!!! WP made me feel reeel stoopy todai. I’m so glad you got it to work and now the right linky is there for all. Mebbeh you would share the address with the next fred? i’m askared to try!
Clappity Clappity Clappity…Ai wantz tu voet fur da Qween!!!!
GO Cweenmj! A purrfekt candidate!
Thx, yur Highniss, u can has a grayte ideer! I jess hope since u have teh wherabowts of all ur subjix, u won start sendin owt tax bills…mebby I moov to Antarcata or Catmandoo or teh Phelinepeens!
No need 2 wurrying bowt dat. Deh onlyest tax i impoze b dat u due oar say sumfing nice at leest wunst.
Dat shud keep deh trollz away!!!
In taht caes, I willinglee pays teh tax at leest hourlee!
grody kat spit = not eat
all ur dishes r belong to us!!
or, dey be belonging to meh tongue!!
hashim ! u nawtz b onda new map ! wyfor u nawt der, boi ? u runz ober tew da cween rite awai naow an getz u putted n der! yesh, aifinkso !
Ohai sparkysmom!!
i will tell cweenmj about it… well, its becauz teh map haznt giben any clear details about Pakistan so its liek saying taht i only lib in pakistan…
the details tehy show in USA, dey dun show it ober here…
k… naow i should be on teh map….
U kin zoom in adn klik on deh Satellite view. Den it showingz howsez adn evree thing! I puttinged ur marker in deh middul uv deh river!
Dat way peepz won’t b thinking I puttinged teh marker on ur howse.
ok!! fanks cweenmj!!
i am grateful!!
Hashim libs inna de middle ob de river? Ai hoap he cahn swimz! Oar at leas haz wun ob dose duckie floatie tings!
i can swim, iz a gud swimmer akshullee but to tell ya teh truff, i dont lib in teh middle ob teh river!
wel, dats gud
Ai wuz pixurin Simba wif de lil wadder wingz awn! Haow is Simba dewin? All bedder?
i fink if Simba haded wings, he would hab eated tehm!!
he iz fine, getting bettur!!! fanks!!
yay, Hashim! yr on teh map!
do you liv inna house boat?
taht would be cool but no akshullee… cweenmj, i fink u should put teh place marker on teh land so eberyone could undersatnd
yah, Cweenie, we duzznt want ebbrywun tew fink dat Hashim libs onna housbote!!
ai iz off tew orygun……. czechs in tewmorry!! has a gud day all yew peeps!!
haz a gud day Jamamakitty!!
hope kitteh wuz carefuul wid da knifes….
hooray, adorubls kitteh!
yesh, good ting tihs iz not a clowseup pikshur of tihd kitteh becuz he be splortashuss bebbeh. *** walks quietlee over to clozitt to take out hawkee helmut. Strapz on HH to reinforss CHRG***
“AHEM!” Xcuze me peeps but I hab a Nown cement to mayke that iz berry berry import tant……
Bein az how teh state ob tings here iz what they iz (I’m speekin’ bout Merica, but ebreywon can paw tissipate here) an with teh Lexshun ahed, we are needing sum noo leedership, aifinkso an so I have tooken it upon myseff to nominayte a noo candy date for Purrsident. Sofar teh campayn is beeing berry sucseff….. sucsisss…..working out reely good, and peeps is responding to teh messij! Tis candy date haz prooben herseff to be owlways looking out fer teh peeps, teechin tem about teh whirled an teh innertubes an nebber asks for ennyfing for herseff. She is teh kinna leeder that this cuntree needs. I hab nommyn….nominn…… said so that I will be teh campayne mannijer and so hab startid teh campayn.
click onna linky inna next messij or copy and payst inna your bowzer and joyn us in getting teh right purrson inna whytehouz.
Sinceerly yourz,
Bobcatt
“AHEM!” Xcuze me peeps but I hab a nown cement to mayke that iz berry berry importtant……
Bein az how teh state ob tings here iz what they iz (I’m speekin’ bout Merica, but ebreywon can paw tissipate here) an with teh Lexshun ahed, we are needing sum noo leedership, aifinkso an so I have tooken it upon myseff to nominayte a noo candy date for Purrsident. Sofar teh campayn is beeing berry sucseff….. sucsisss…..working out reely good, and peeps is responding to teh messij! Tis candy date haz prooben herseff to be owlways looking out fer teh peeps, teechin tem about teh whirled an teh innertubes an nebber asks for ennyfing for herseff. She is teh kynna leeder that this cuntree needs (teh whirrled, akshully). I hab nommyn….nominn…… lected myseff to be teh campayne mannijer and so hab startid teh campayn. I no you will want to support …….. CWEENMJ FOR PURRSIDENT!!!!!
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=Cfsu&altl=Xjtofs
Sinceerly yourz,
Bobcatt
Wel, iffen u doan lyke de wai ai lode de dishywahser den dew itz ursef nex tyme, sheesh!
OMG SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Tehy’d bii cliinuss dishuz inna wurruld!
*SNORGLE*
Ur fud
It has a pleh
iz gonna clen ur dishes 4 u!
Bebbeh kitteh bees teh bestest lektrikal ahpplyence inna howse, adn her duznawt ebben haz a kourd!!!
Her bees ehnergge saiving, kwiet, deepehndible, low mayntinence (oar mebbee nawt), effyshunt, adn moast iympoartentlee: KYUOOTE !!!!!!
economicly frendly dishwasher, runs on cheezburgers!