nd lift nd hold
nd lift nd hold fer 1…2….3…
u a lot betteh at followin ur resolushuns dan dese kittehs.
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Exercise gud fer goggies, too!
nd hoomins! nd badgers! nd hippoes! nd skwerls! nd…nd… i stops nao.
U no, I keeps wonderin where she gots dat shirt… Is dere a BIG mousie missin?
Also it luks like underwares. But I wud not like to embarras her bai sayin so.
con-cat-ulayshuns awn ur nawt-sekond carosue!
It prolly iz reely a kitteh shirt, mai lokal Sprawlmart haz all kinda kitteh & goggie owtfitz dat mai kittehs wud shred meh iffen ai tryde putten awn dem
yeh… nebber cud unnerstand y hoomins wud want 2 putz such stuff on kittehs if nawt fur medical purposes… (ok, ai wud unnerstand eet wib da sfinxes in winter, but…)
concatulashuns awn ur triplol nawt sekkund carosue
Tank u. I found I wuz talking to maiself. Nuthin new there, o corse.
talking 2 urself can be purrrrty stressful… reely hard arguing wib ur inner voice… speculleh iffn dey keep tellin u 2 eets da kookies u bakded fur sumbunny else.
Sum daze its teh own lee intellijint comber sashuns Ai can haz.
Dat purdy ting dusn’t NEED clothz. She has pinky toe pads. Musch more butiful than tacky Volde-mart underoos.
Aftur mah exurcize I iz going to shred deh stoopee clothses
it be the yoga kitteh
yoda? ware? oh… yu sed yoga- as in yogurt an grunola…
Nao payne, nao gayne kitteh!
N lift N hold N fart in ther genral direkshun
den lift N hold N waive ur pribate parrtz at dere auntie
Excuse my not lolspeak but is it just me or does this look like something on a furry website =/
Iz lik I said. Underwares.
I means, who pus der underwares on teh cat.
peeps whoo hab wai moar munnee dan dey kno wat 2 do wiff. Wich dey shud immejiately sen 2 meh.
Or to teh Flowrs fur JCH4K fund – see SweetPea/MaryO or LCB fur de tayls
klikky on my naem to fidn linkee and info- some of which is twoo!
Wuz glad tu se dat amazon wurkd berry gud fur da send munneez clik, clik, clik, dun.
oar more munnee den braynz……..
moar munnies dan cents
shud send 2 da git-ChocolateSamus-a-wii fund.
haha ew you’re right. D:
aw c’mon… nawt awl furries be dat kind a furries, adn der hab been moar intumate picshurs here wibout peeplol turning inna da specul kind ob furry.
ai meen… iffn dis wus for furries… dang… mai home wuds be furry hq ebbery cleening tiem ob mai kittehs.
… whut?
u noe whut furry is, ryt?
Peeps hoo dressup like plushie toys fer their very own fun times?
yah or feels lik wanning to bees animuls mor dan wanning 2 bees hoomins, or habing a soulanimul or… well… or da peeplols “oh” ment… da peeplols hu laik looking at… intumate places ob animuls. but ders menneh kins ob furries, nawt jus one.
Richard Simmons kitty!
We innerupt tihs thred for a poLOLitickle brordcast on teh be heff ob teh ICHC partay
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=dxffonk&altl=
Camp pain manger:BobCatt
CweenMJ fur Precedent!
Iz dis nawt teh bestest ebber? Aye wud vote fur our Cween ina hartbeet!!!
me too… iffn ai wus frum da america.
wii cud start teh grunswel mobemint fur Cween ob teh Whirld… den dere’d bii ownlii happitailz ebberyware, Aye finkso….
jay… dat wud bee a niec ideer. *starts 2 make bannurs*
fanks siobhan!!! *goes back to printing bunkerstickers*…
bobcatt, dat bideo iz teh awesum, ai luv itz!
bye teh wai, duz hour beloved cween kno she iz been nom-inated? oar r wii gunna wate til affer she winz 2 tell herz?
Dat mite be a rood surprize. ai finkso she tu smrat tu want dis jawb.
Dats teh trubbul wiv polly ticks – peepl hoo aer clebber enuff 2 do teh job aer 2 intellyjint 2 want 2 get ilektid.
troo dat. baysd onda wai dat peeplz lampoon
da polittikl peeplz, must b da saddist job
evar 2 b in polliticks.
*peekz in*
Oh, noez!! take a demoshun frum cween 2
prez? nuh-uh. not mii.
.
I must kwoting ower late Prez LBJ –
“if nomeenated, i will not run;
if elekted i will not serve.”
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Ai nawt mememburs dat. maibe ai wuz tu yung?;)
I noez, u b a meer child kummpared 2 mii.
Dat b wut him sed wen sum peepz wantinged him to run fur re-elekshun.
Her Hyness, Did you sea yer bideo?? Make sure you klik on teh linkee……
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
Bobcatt
:snerk: yes i sawinged dat!
siobhan, u no needs ta b frums ‘merrika! ICHC iz its oan
votin masheen!
we iz biganuff 2 be our oan kawntree! or faylin a kawntree,
i lurnd bowt whut ‘microstates’ r, nd i bets we r beeg
fer a microstate
thomas flair kitteh goin fur da gold ! 17.9 ! hee winz !
…an doan fergit tew breeve!
and den stretch
I haz to work so hard to luk purty
:sighs dramatikally
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EEP! huh…
sowwy. i furgots ta breeve.
Sumwehers awt thur iz a berry cold moussie wiv no shirt runniz around
inda olde diznee cartoonz, izzint minni maus wifout a shurt NEwaiz?
iz trubblin…
Hahaha, this is really funny.
tv progamming 4 teh kittehs only!
“Helloh Kitteh” duz her kalystheniks;
(her iys waring a “Minnee Mowse” bibb, becuz hers “Helloh Kitteh” bibb wuz inna warsh….)
whut she hadta wash orf frum da bibb? cheez? chonklitt?
leftovers ob frum hur Minni Maus feest?
omg…washin minni maus’s remaynes frum hur oan bibb…
I TINK DIS IS WERD.
Paws Up High!!!
nex wii wurk dem abs! ahm gunna *pump u up*
Kitteh feels teh burn…fur hooebber put dat shirt on her!
heer iz burfday fairy, coming to yoo on a Speshul Gest Compyooter (my momma’s
) wishing a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to ebreewun hoo haz a burfday today!! i brings cheezcaeks, rootbeer flotes, pointy shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif kandees, yoyos, bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, an sparkly kitteh stickers. an songs an smilees for ebreewun!!
♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺♪♫♪☺☻♫♪♪♫☻☺
balance between soul adn body, i haz it, ifinkso….
Iz wonder wer dey got da top frm
Kitteh obiviusly girl.