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but no tracs of veggietabul
consaldumalashuns kittehcruncheez… here… ai hab cruncheekookies adn salad dressings fur u … but u can awlso hab choklit cookies adn milk iffn u prefer….
o fanks siobhan, ill haff teh cruncheecookiz an salad dressings! iz fasting todai an ill keep ur offerings for teh fastbrekking, which iz fortitee moar minoots!
i goes to ty-booteek fur sillybrayshuns wif momcat, plz for u to join? i be givin owt milk an cookiz liek usual!
eet wud be mai honurs 2 join u 2es
*hans kittehcruncheez da cruncheecookiz adn da salad dressings adn follows 2 da ty-boo-tek*
i fink i wud rader hab cookiez n milk…… hao bout u kittehcrucheez? I can cum two? Iz notted up wif u ina tie!
gud joob btw!
momcat
ofkowrse momcat, eet be a makrame! nao lits go i brings teh milk an cookiz, liek usual
i be fastin for todai, so ill just dansdansdans until teh tiem to nom coms!
oh wowz! how u hab da nrg ta dans dans wif no noms?
I iz impreseded…..!
momcat
eet be teh nawt so dansee dans! an i can has a seat ebry 5 minoots! teehee
Yu ar SEW ryte, kittehcruncheez! Nawt a TRAISS uv vejtubuhlz wud bii thar.
OT, but whar kan ai get wan uv thiiz bagz? Ai wantz mai verii oan bunneh, pliiz!
watch awt fur da fur!
momcat
ohai momcat! we haz a 2-way nawt sekkund! sillybrayshuns at teh ty-booteek?
souns gud ta me!
whut wud u lik? I haz ta cleen da hous tadai, I fink I iz gona get da ?mista cleen majik wand- da wun whare u wavez it n mr cleen cumz awt poof! n cleenz up da hole house four u!
-I haz to hab a partay fur inlawz tadai…..pleh…..
momcat
eet be ok, ai not nomming! but i haz a widdul fresh sammon in teh re… refri… refrijoree… icebox! iz u want?
(whipz awt floofy paw) !snatch! nom, nom, nom….
(luks inosent…. ) whut sammon didz u hab? I no seez sammon…..
(wipez off whiskas n calmly sauntrz off….)
momcat
i gitted u sammon, but u eeted it!
(blinkz beeg brawn eyez…)
ho mei?
cudn’t bee!
(surpressez slitli fishi burp…..)
momcat
iz ok momcat! iz fer u anyways
unless, u noms teh othur stuffs too…
let uz x amin da lettus…….
momcat
Iz dat whut you calls a “Springy Mix”?
yah! n e budi up fur da bunni hop?!
thumpti, thumpit, hop, hop….?
iz old…. no canz quite ‘memba how…
momcat
I think we just gets in a big line and hops all arownd! I loves to hop!
hop, hop, hop, BOING! i hoppeded inta mai bed! iz tyme ta getz sum shuteye whil it iz still sumwhut dark outside…..
nit oyle!
momcat
Ai sended a commint, but WP eeted it.
i noes! teh WP noms comments, espeshully on nawt sekkund occashyuns
it happens to me lotsees.
heer, i haz cookiz an tishoo for u.
WP EATED MEH COMMENtZ! :’(
poor anni! wordpretzel always fins sumbudeh 2 do dis 2! {{{{{annipuss}}}}} here… habs a choklitcookie adn sum milk. mebbeh u feel beddur den.
wowsers… au shud hab refreshumalated da sied… ah well… nao u habs 2 cookies
Thx! Wat maed it werse wus dat wen Ai tried 2 send it agane, stoopie WP telled me “U haz sended a dyooplikayte commint”
so’k anipuss…. weirdpress ated mai nom earlier tadai…. den had a commint fur disert!
momcat
U’d fink dat WP had eeted enuff bai naow! Muss be gettin berry fat.
manee-worded comments r hi in nootrishyun!
Tihs happenin sumtiems … Wen teh m00n iz on teh wayne, Wyrdpuss losin concentrashun.
u noe… sumtiems ai fink da wordpretzul dus eet on purpose… jus so we can gets hugs frum owr cheezfrens adn kookies adn blankies… sumbunneh shud tell da wp dat wii daon need dis occayshus da hugs adn eet kookies.
We doan’t nead ennee eggskyoos 2 nom cookiez!
dat much is fer shur!
Warnin: bunneh may contayn lettus
my luck ai doan eet bunnehs. els ai wud hab nommed sumfing nootrishus adn helfi 2es…
eetin produkt may cause dustbunnehs in ur stommik
Oh noes!!
oh noes! i must savs u nao befoar a veggietabul lovin speeshus coms!
-cleens teh produkt from dustbunnehs-
-puts dustbunnehs to…-
um, wut dustee place u wants? or mebbeh oddur placis?
Fank yoo fur saving meh!
Plees nawt to be putting me in Annipuss’s howse, i haz a scared for wullee mammuths..!
Ai bettur hied at Karen’s hawz, kthnxbai!
But wii awl b going tu Annipuss’s howse fur deh 2012 Lolympicz!! U kin kum 2, I fink wii kin keeping deh woolee mamuthz under kuntrol.
Bunneh may contayn tracs of lettus!
Oh that is SUCH a cute picture. I’m going to send it to my bf ^^;
Although nothing can be done about it now, I hope the owner knows that iceberg lettuce is definitely not healthy for bunnies and will cause the poor thing to have diarrhea….
If you are an owner of a bunny and yet do not know the proper diet of bunnies, please do not let this picture encourage you to feed bunnies iceberg lettuce. Romaine lettuce is okay, but iceberg is not. Please thoroughly do research on the diet of your pets before feeding them food.
FYI, Dole field greens salad has romaine lettuce, endive, raddichio, and carrots. It does NOT have iceberg lettuce in it.
Dustbunnehz seam to lib at mai hawz, sew U cud heid here.
Teh dustbunnehz in mai howse aer moar liek wullee mammuths!
*snortle*
Ai fink teh Dyson pet vac can no works 4 u. Mebe u can get da Dyson Dinosawr an wulle mamuth vac extreeem. Cleanz up better ifinkso.
haz bin beeyuteeful wethur heer. ai opind mai windohz and da lubbly breez brawt awl da dustbunnehs owt to play! dey danst and danst ans came togeffur inna cornur lyk dey wer havin a big partee!
Saladz may be habbin teh raisens also.
Ebber morninz, my goggies go hab der raisens. Wild raisens be teh bestest. “grazin in teh grass is a gas…” (pleh)
EWww – Bunneh-Butt Bref!
Bunneh raisins gud fur teh flowers… Not teh goggies! Duz teh goggies hav indig… undegesh… upset tummehs?
is caturday! bun ok but whar is kittehs?
hydin behin da dusbunnehs adn waitin fer u 2 bees unaleert… so dem can jumpz uh
mai also kontein ginny pids
Feeld greenz: nao wif feeld rezident.
Field of Greens: If u build it, they will nom.
LCB!! ur still being a Py Rat?
No, WP just bein’ slow to restore me to my normal lubly self.
LOL! Dat commint hit a homing runn! LCB
May alzo kontain trazes of kewt….=-)
Hmmm… ai bye dat salady mix sumtymez butt ai neber gut a bunneh fer a bonus prize. Ai amma writin to de cumpny 2 complayne rite naow!
Izza salid, not Crackarmajax!
O, u rite, ai alwais get dem 2 confuzed
Pashunce: I dun has it!
Wai u complayne hooman? ais jus pikin owt de carrotz. U cahn hab de rest.
Waiter! There’s a hare in my salad.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
MAcdOAULDs clerk: “Mai Ai halp yuu??”
Custumer: “Ai wuud liek wun “Bunneh wif Feeld Greiens Happee Meel” tuu goe;
MAcdOAULDs clerk: “Weez doan has taht item heer”;
Custumer: “Ooooh Rite!!! Soe sorree!!!
Ai hasta goe tuu Windee’s foar taht; Kthnxbai!!!”
hey! dats mai faberit item tuu! iz almozt az good liek cheezburger!
Alsew, it b kald “Hawpee Meel” doo too teh hawppin.
bunnehs shouldnt be eating cabbage…
Ohai!Bunneh luk tasteh….omnomnomnomnom…i eatz teh bunneh!!!
XD Bunneh go nom. XD
that looks like chinchilla more dan it doez bunneh
^___^ heh
Veggie no moar! But I luff teh bunneh bonus!!!
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Hilarious!