invisbl bouncy ball
invisbl bouncy ball
i bet u dont haz skillz liek me tho.
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Kitteh takes it to the hole!
dis wun shood rilly hab a SPLORT alert!!!
yesh, smileycat! i needz teh snorgle snorkel fur this fuzzeh buttercup.
Oh hai, Ferris! congratz on ur top commint!
“fuzzeh buttercup”!!! ai laike dat name! elebenty cheezburgers tu yu, Kayjoy!
CCC heer wif awl teh CHRG(wdoi) n suppel eyes u mae needes! NOes needs to splorts!!
Mai splort protekshun geer iz teh fail.
*braynes bubblol adn perclolate*
merkwery rizes awn therm…themomma…fing wif teh numberz awn it onna wall
*holdz awn tite tew pritty pinky 50’s BC* Oh noes!!! Hear ai goes…FWEEP SPLINGT KAWHINZ KERPLUNKITY KASPLORT SQUIGGOOSH MCSNAPPITTY KNEEPUCKLE TWIZEEEP FLAAHONK ZOOFLINK BAMSPICKLE-SPLATT…blargghhh, ai iz awlmosted ded…
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li’l help plz?
*collapses tew teh flor adn passes owt*
*MM rushes in wif CCC*
Goos!! U OK??? Heer ai gets ur brayns
*scoop*
Puts in hed
*pat,pat*
Duckee tayp in plays
*Scritch, rip, pat,pat*
*Gibs u sof blankee, Hots coco r Eye wish coffee n nu CHRG(wdoi)*
U feelz bettr nau!
Oh fank u MM! Ai thot ai wuz a gonner. Cheezburger rilly shud gibs us a worning payj b4 sutsch floofalishus kittehs be hear. Ai awlmost neededed teh Dependz! Mebbeh ai shud git wun ob tose Lyfe-A-Lert fingamabobbies ‘As Seen On TV’. Tehn wehn ai’ve splorted adn cannut git up ai kin push teh buttin awn teh dew-hikky adn teh fyremens will be kommin ober tew mai haus ‘n reskew meh.
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U spose teh Ty booteek haz tose watchamadoodles? Teh moar ai finks aboot it teh bedder it sawnds. Push teh buttin, git a fyreman, push teh buttin, git a fyreman. Yep, ai lieks it!! Fanks agin fur sabin meh!
Goosey
Wut a grate idea, Goosee!!! I think Gibbocat may just b havving sum uv dem…..he b sew thotful………….mmm….. dotz….. Yupperz…..He sed he b habbing dem in awl deh dee sy ner kullerz. U kin gitz dem 2 matching yer eye pawd oar ur sell foen.
Good ideer! I tink we cud call it da ACCS (pronownsed AXE). Stands fer Automatickal Cart Callin Sistem. Yup i tinkso!
Souns grate Phat Cat! In teh meen tyme we shud awl jus remebr to puts on r CHRG’s befur we eeven log on to dis site! Den ownlee teh kyootyest ob teh kyoots will caws teh splortage!
bestest sownd effex eber!
Nd she skorz!
hi ppls i luv dis 1
nuthin but net
teh croud gos wld! Rhaaaaaaaa!!!!!
::kitteh taiks it tu teh hoop::
U habta be diz tawl tu sit onde tabull
“An dat mowse Ah sawed? Him was dis hi. Noe, rillys!”
*fank yoo rattipuss*
syrsly
Yoo fink you awr gunna charge meh? BRING IT!!
Let’s see yor A game.
OH NO! Where’s my CHRG? I going to… Uh oh. I splorted.
Do you think they decorated the house to match the kitteh?
I fink so 2.
::breengs CCC maid ob honey maple tu scene::
Wait…where did it go?
It blended into the backgrownd.
Oh well…Ai still hab mai portable splort kits.
::Pullz stingz awn sealed package::
::Pullz owt mini-broom::
*Sweepy sweepy sweepy*
::Pullz owt mini-scooper::
*Scoopy scoopy scoopy*
::Putz bwaynes bak in hermione’s and hissy’s hedz::
I hoap I doan git dem mixed up.
*Pat pat pat* ::jently::
::Fixes CHRGz(w/doiz)::
*SNAP!*
Here…Extra markerz in case yoo wanna add tu teh designs.
::Secures wit duckee taip::
*Brrrrrrp* *Brrrrrrp*
::Rips open instahawt-chocklick dwinkz::
*Ssssssss* *Sssssss*
::Pors intu mugz wit turtlols awn it::
Letz see…where awr doez biskottiis?
:Rummage rummage rummage::
Ah! Here dey are
::Wraps hermione and hissy wit soft floofy bwankeez::
Yoo’ll feel bedder in no tiem.
egggsulnt reskew natitiveca66, but… wheres yur hed-cover????
Ai iz nawt weareeng it coz ai hab teh beeg sad and doan need it.
Ai iz mornin fur mai Marco kitteh.
See? Ai be smokin again tu?
Ai know…ai know…iz nawt gud fur meh, but ai nawt noe wut tu do witowt mai bes fwend N-E-moar.
Why thank yoo, nativeca66. I wish I cood do someting to mahk you feel better. Maybee send you a ragdoll kitteh? I has one here who could use a home. He’s wunderfull, but he beets up my grey tabbie all da tiem.
Fanks hermione. Ragdoll kitteh zounds cyoot. Ai lubs hims (in spirit) alown wit
mai udder elebenty kittehs, but ai culd nawt gib him uh foreber hoam.
Mai naybors cawl me teh crazy cat guy. I hab uh smile fur grey tabbie, tho, himz will lurn tu gib ragdoll teh high four soon aifinkso.
{{{{nc66}}}}
Dat feelz sew gud.
Fanky yor majesty.
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
Hoa iz yor trip goin?
Wii b parked fer a cuppla weekz 2 visiting wif mai Mom adn Dad. It b gud 2 seeing dem. Adn it b gud 2 b parked fer a bit. A week on deh road wuz enuff. 2day wii washinged deh motorhome. It lukz so much bedder wifowt deh grime on it.
Today…
Tiki: Hiiiiiiii!
Me: Hi Tiki. Hab yoo bin uh gud gurl todai?
Tiki: *kiss kiss kiss*
Me: I know. Yoy awr alwayz gud, right?
Tiki: He he he
Me: Wut did yoo do?
Tiki: *POOP*
Me: No, wut did you do todai?
Tiki: Here kittteh kitteh.
Me: No you didn’t.
Tiki: RUFF!
Me: Yoo awr silly.
Tiki: I lub yoo.
Me: Yes yes. I lub yoo too.
Awwww. I lub deh Tiki konversayshunz. Plz 2 gibbing Tiki a Schmoo frum mii.
::kisses Tiki’s hed::
Me: Dis iz frum cweenmj.
Tiki: ::snorgle snorgle snorgle::
Me: Yes yes, she lubs yoo.
Tiki: Ai lub…
Me: Hoo do yoo lub Tiki, cweenmj?
Tiki: Yooooo.
Me: No…cweem…em…jay.
Tiki: Clean mai cage.
Me: Close enuff. We’ll wurk awn that.
:snerk:
*KB senz hims luvvz foar u*
{{{nativeca66}}} I has a sorry to hears.
{{{{elfinugget and NB}}}}
Fanky elfi. Sew mehnee hugs todai, ai fink ai lost uh dress size.
Ragdoll kitteh is kyoot, but he is raczist. He onleh likes Siameesy types.
I iz gonna be crazy cat ladeh. All redy have 4.5 kittehs.
Oh noes. Aw well. Datz OK. Him can be rehabilitayted with lots ob hugs and snorgles. Jes watch owt fur the hed shavin and red suspendurs. Den yoo hab tu do an Intervenshun.
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Meanwhile…
Ai hab uh Siameesy type naimed Kimba, but hers nawt berry
soshulbull. Herz nawt ug gud candidate fur reforming him ob hiz beeguhtree.
I hab too othur Siameeseies. Kuchi is the Princess Alfalfa cat. Romany, her brudder, is pure afabull gud natcher. But he haz nawt manageded to reform Niko.
Mai simpathies fur yer loss of yer Marco kitteh. I losted my Pawz several weeks ago and still has teh sads. An mai Jenny cat, who is 17, is fadin fast. So we can haz a sads wif you.
Fanks carosue. {{{carosue and jenny}}}. Ai can make memory-awl fur herz wen iz tiem.
{{{{{{pawz}}}}}}
Ai fink ai saw pawz and marco ruff and tumble play in the meadow the udder day.
Ai yam so sawry tu heer dat. Sending happee thohts tu (yujym) yu an prayers tu up above dat yur hurtz will soon disapeer.
P.S. teh wurd in () wus a contribushion frum mai Tammy kitteh!
Fanks africat {{{tammy}}}.
Ai’ll be bedder soon.
Hai Nativeca66!
I’m so sowy dat ur Marco iz ober teh bridge. I’m gettin sumpfing in mah eye juss finkin bout ur beeg sad. I doan kno ov nuffin dat halps cept mebee tiem. Of corse, choklit neber hurt. Here, I maded u sum choklit truffles. I hab dark choklit, milk choklit (maed wif Catbury), and sum milk choklit wif Baily’s Irish Creem.
*hands Nativeca66 a silber tray wif truffles set in paper cups wif paw prints on them, and a glass dome ober teh tray*
I’ll send message to mah kittehs dat r ober teh bridge to find Marco and sho him round teh place. Dey r gud liek dat.
U gibs urseff awl teh tiem u needz to greef ober Marco. Hims waz worth it.
{{{{{Nativeca66}}}}}
Fanky romeow. Mmmm…Baily’s. Ai feelun bedder awlreddy
Ai bisit Marco awl teh tiem thru teh wurmhole in mai heart tu teh meadow and se hims pwayin wit awl teh udder kittehs. Ai noes him happy. Himz eben pways with Noey and ai nawt sew sad N-E-moar.
::mehbee jes uh widdle bit::
U kno wat goes well wif Baily’s truffles?
Baily’s on teh roks.
*hands boddle ov Baily’s, bag ov ice, and Waterford Krystal Glass*
Ooooh! Waterford! Fancee shmancee.
Ai’ll jes hab a liddle.
No…a widdle moar.
Keep pourin…
Wait…gimme dat.
*Glub glub glub*
Dats bedder.
*Hic*
Fanks romeow. Ai feel bedder now.
Well, mehbee I doan feel bad N-E-way.
{{{{nativeca66}}}} Iz hardz to lose bes fren kitteh. Ai loss Callisto ober a yr ago n Ai miss hiz floofy tale n himz gettin meen n himz in sweetee mode. Marco be waytin fur u atz teh bridj n u n awl ur aminel frenz cross ober togever. Himz haz lots of nys kitteh frenz to play wif, buts Ai shur himz misses u, too.
{{{{MFmom & Callisto}}}}
::peeks intu teh wurmhole::
::Marco hedbonks Callisto::
::Callisto whispers tu Marco::
Marco: (to callisto) Yoo did dat too? Sweetee mode wuz mai speshultee.
*high paw*
*sniffs*
U bring teers to mai aizes! Fanks u! Nys to b abel to cumfer eech odder!
{{{{{nativeca66 snd Marco}}}}} sew sawry yu losted yer kitteh
Mai Stormy crost de bridj las monf…he be bery shy but ai hope he joyns teh otter kittehs dat be welcuming Marco to teh Meadow
{{{{uniquekitty & stormy}}}}
Lemme check.
::Luks intu teh wurmhole::
::Seez marco aproaching stormy cautiously::
::Stormy luks down and swirls teh sand arownd::
::Marco pauses and gib stormy a liddle kitteh cackle::
*mew mew?*
::Story luks up and pways innosent::
Wut? Yoo nawt gunna do wut ai fink yoo awr gunna do.
::Stormy flops and present belleh::
Marco: Hmmmm…Dis culd be uh twick. Aw wut teh heck.
*pounce*
::Stormy gibs Marco teh back paw wappitty wap::
Marco: ok OK Unkle! – Yoo gawt meh dat tiem.
aaawww – stormy gotted brave!! ai haz a happitail dat yu culd sea Marco adn Stormy plai…ai still myss mai Stormy (snif,snif)
{{{{{{{{{{Nativeca66}}}}}}}}}}
So sowwy about yur kitteh. We losted our 21-year-old gray tabby in July, an I still gets a sad finkin abowt her. Yoo has mai simpafies.
Fanky cassidy.
{{{{cassiddy}}}}
21! – Wow! Datz fantastic. Marco wuz 18.
marco kin hang wit my clive… (nc66 I lef mesij on yr profil)
{{{{krelm & clive}}}}
Fanks krelm. Ai replied to yor mesij.
Marco: (Tu clive) ‘Sup
Clive: Wassup?
Marco: Waaaahhhhzzzzzzuuuuuup!
Clive: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
We mus ass ume dats nativeca66 has teh inte…intle…smartz to puts hiz CHRG on beefur he enterz splorts area. Hims due such a gud jobs reskewing Hermione & hissy dats Ai noes hims a pro feshanul! Kyna lyks EMTs putz der glubs on wifowt finkin!
Naw. Moar liek Dennis Leary awn Rescue Me. Sumtiem ai jes doan care.
Ai’d rather rescue sumwun dan worry ’bout protocol.
Sry u luze bestest buddee.
Fanks jajeh. Himz wuz teh bestest kitteh in teh wurld. Awlwayz caimwen ai cawled tu him, slept awn mai belleh and wuld pway until himz wuz owt ob bref and panteeng liek uh goggie.
so sorry fer yoor loss, nativeca66. Himz will laff an mew an scamper wif all ov mai kittehs over teh brig in Mu Meadow. Dere’s Morgan, Megan, an Chelsea all waytin to play wif him. Morgan’s a big boy but gentle. Megan will leed himz on advenchurs, and Chelsea will snorgle an luff himz. See, tehy’re playin wif Chelsea’s mowser already!
{{{{{{nativeca66}}}}}}}
{{{{{morgan, megan, chelsea}}}}}
{{{{{lindykat}}}}
Oh boi! Sew mehnee fwends, hims nawt gunna now wut tu do. Himz gawt ADD, sew nawt sekkund morgan hedbonks him, den megan cheekrubs him, den chelsea grabs hims tayls. Heez spinnin rownd and rownd tryin tu keep up wit dem awl, jest liek he did wen ai pwayed wit him wit hiz faborite toy; uh horse whippy and runned him arownd in sircuwls until he panted liek uh goggie.
{{{{{{{{Nativeca66}}}}}}}}
sowwy fur ur loss… hope ur kitteh meets up wiff mine… so the could be happee adn nawt lonelee anymoar…
so sowwy… :’(
{{{{hashim}}}}
Fanky hashim. Lub iz trully in the air tonight.
Ai feel sew berry UNlonely dat ai culd cry (again).
Ai’m sure Marco feelz teh same.
ohh… yesh, lub iz soo thick in teh air that u could cut it wiff a knife *cuts a piece of lub*
*hands it to nc66*
its gud for eating, i lub it!
*nomnomnom*
Mmmmm…Iz uh noo pastry…
Lub cake
OAR
Lub muffin
OAR
Lub pie
OAR
…
I dunno, but iz berry (ful)fillin.
i liek lub muffin!!
would u liek a lub cup caek too?
wiff choklitt topping?
He’s a regular harlem gwobetwotter!!
Sweet georgia Brown!!!1! Iz dat yoo Curly? Wherez Goose and Meadowlark?
Brings back de memrees of childhood…going to de Globetrotters gamez wif my poppacat and lil brudder n tryen to sit in de nawt sekkond row of McCarther Court in Yoojeen. Mai poppacat wud hope to catch de ball or sumpfin.
Ai noes fink Curly’s hair was orinj!
Umm..Curly didn hab now hare. Dis needs tu bea sphynx kitteh (Oh Canada…)
Mehbee Curly’s scalp wz orinj frum tanning sew mush. Sheesh…ai always fot he wuz uh black guy, but mehbee him jes wanna luk liek dem.
Zaklee!!! Waz depinatlee notz orinj!!
kitteh kood akshuli haz invisble yo yo. let me shows u hows to walks teh dogses
Is so tru akshully. Dat kitteh has a yoyo fur shur, aifinkso wen Ai saw dis.
it’s not showing up.
Bartee iz unna mai kittehs! Izzat u, Honni? Ai kno he be berry brite kitteh, but ai supprized see him postin comminds!
kitteh maek u jump jump
Orinj kittehs can’t jump.
i dunno ’bout dat, but dey most certianly will CLIMB you, heavy denim or not.
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claws (or built-in pitons in this case) work on flesh just as well, thank yew veddy much.
Yesh ob corse yoo awr right. And, I hab teh holez in mai legs tu proob it.
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In fact, ai fink teh last tiem wun ob mai kittehs did dat, he yoddled wen he gawt tu teh tawp.
and then they have the gall to look ya right in the eyes as if to say “why’re ya screamin’ so loud, you’re the one with the sammich……gimme”
LMAO
go kitten go up the court
hay kikeoma, hooz “lolo” ink wier in myns wan2no…..
saym kwiltie
I doesn’t noes, teh kitteh sems kidna no happie. Kitteh needs not invisibul ball.
Kewt kitteh wonders when dis park gonna buy noo hoop
Aww… SPLORT!
Oh noes kitteh_kat_celia!
Hoa long has yu been here.
::Luks fur teh honey maple CCC::
::Still can’t find it::
Ai’ll hab tu yoos teh last ob may portable splort kitz.
No worries, tho, ai kin alway git moar at the tybooteek.
::Pullz stingz awn sealed package::
::Pullz owt mini-broom::
*Sweepy sweepy sweepy*
::Pullz owt mini-scooper::
*Scoopy scoopy scoopy*
::Putz kitteh_kat_celia’s bwaynz bak in hedz::
*Pat pat pat* ::jently::
::Fixes CHRGz(w/doiz)::
::Putz 50’s style bavin cap awn top fur extra protekshun::
*SNAP* *SNAP*
*skwirt*
Oops sum bwaynes skwished owt.
Well dats wut yoo git fur habbin sew mehnee kitteh_kat_celia.
I fiks it. Nuttin a widdle duskee taip and bailin wire kin nawt fiks.
*Brrrrrrp* *Brrrrrrp*
::Rips open instahawt-chocklick dwinkz::
*Ssssssss*
Biskotti? – Check!
Wraps kitteh_kat_celia in floofy bwankee.
Yoo feel beddur N-E-tiem noa.
I think yool hafto repaynt yor hunny maypo CCC dis ruum looks lyk a page frum IKEA cat-log!
Ai fink yoo awr right…az soon az ai kin find it.
::luks around::
To create a better everyday life for the many people.
Tank u! It alwayz teh oranj ones that get me with teh cute!
Deh nite watchman b wawkking down JCH4K Blvd. He stoppingz at deh JCH4k
Fowntin in deh JCH4K Rownd-ee-Bowt. Deh wadder splashes gentlee on deh
stachewz uv Janet adn her 4 kittehz.
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Dere b a liddul orinj kitty-baby sitting on deh edge uv deh fowntin. Deh
kitty-baby b watching deh wadder going splishee-splash. Evree now and dehn
dhe kitty-baby reechingez owt wif himz liddul paw adn patz at deh wadder in
deh fowntin. Wen himz liddul paw-padz touching deh wadder, him pullingz
himz paw bak and lukkingz at it in wunder. Deh wadder b a mistree 2 deh
kitteh-baby.
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Deh nite watchman wakkz on, kunsidering awl deh thingz deh liddul kitteh-baby haz 2 lern bowt deh whirrld. He passes deh darkened Ty-booteek and d’Beeker Labs. Evreething b kwiet in Cheezland 2nite.
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Deh nite watchman kuntinuez on 2 deh Princess Mu Medow. 2nite wen he kawlz 2 deh kittehz, awl deh kittehz dat haz krosst deh bridge appear az usual. But he seez sumthing elz bhind wun uv deh treez. He goez 2 deh tree and iz surprized 2 seeing a lady standing dere. She seemz unshur just wut 2 do. Deh nite watchman holdz owt himz hand 2 her.
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“Kum,” he sez. “Dis b a fine plais. Dere iz no need 2 b afrayd. Mai name b Eric. Wutz urz?”
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Deh lady hezzitatez a moment. Den she takingz deh nite Watchmanz hand. “I am Mildred,” she sez. “Mai dottir Janet sed she kumz tuu dis medow sumtimez. I thot I mite see her heer.”
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“Oh, yes. I have seeinged her heer, b4. Letz sit on a bench fur a wyle. I think she may kum bai.”
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Deh nite watchman adn Mildred sat adn playinged wif deh kittehz 4 sum time.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{eric}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai luv it when you describe the medow and the bridge.
And ai am sew thankful that the nite wathcman iz der tu luk owt fur awl the kittehs (and the bisiters).
::sobs uncontrollably::
Ther ther. U’ll b ok. *rapz nc66 in floofee blankee*
Haz a chokklit possum. I awlwayz haz sum in mai pokkit fur mer gen seas.
*Wipez lint off chokklit and handingz it to nc66*
yoo ar bery kind to all who need tu lern abowt teh meadow, cweenmj. Fanks for sharin teh storees.
dunno if I wanna think about the meadow right now. I’m sure Papa John (maternal grandfather) is there with his insane red dog, and his cat. He was buried with the Reds leash (she predeceased him) and the cats rinestone coller. “She don’t know they aren’t diamonds”, a direct quote from the man.
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I’m tired of funerals.
*looks around in terror* A possum? Where!
more {{{{{nativeca66}}}}}} aren’t cween’s storys uf de meadow teh win? {{{{{ eric, mildred, JCH4K, awl de kittehs in teh meadow, adn ne 1 dat wants a hug! }}}}
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WIN WIN!!! And full ob awesome!!!
I ♥ cweenmj.
there there… i know teh description iz byootiful *sniffle* and it really taeks out teh sensitive *sniffle* side outta you…
*sniffle* sumday i should visit teh meadows and see mah favorite kitteh, i lubed her maor tahn i hab eben lubbed Simba… i miss her… *sniffle sob sob…*
yesh, i knows teh description iz berry byootimus *sniffle* adn taht it taeks out teh sensitive *sniffle* side of u…
*sniffle* sumday i should visit teh meadow to see my favorite kitteh…
i lubbed taht kitteh bery much, waz mi furst kitteh adn i habbnt eben lubbed Simba as much as i have lubbed her… she waz so gr8 *sob sob sob very much*
ai lubs teh cween’s stories uf teh meadow -sew well written, sad adn happee at teh saim tyme
Mai ayes ar leekin…agin…Ai lub reedin bout da Meadow. Tankx
sumwun cawdeeplummer…my eyes r leekin{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}
I have nawt herd of Eric afore but I yam ver happy to hear dat he is watchin out fer the occupants of the Princess Mu Meadow. Yer story gave me a three tissue drippy eyes, runny nose, remembrants of my over the bridgers, both the two and the four footed. Fanx Cweenmj and fanx Eric.
I warning u 2 get ur Kleenex box handee.
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U kin seeing part wun heer
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/01/funny-pictures-y-dis-ladder-scream/#comment-399075
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adn part 2 heer
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/19/funny-pictures-sleepeh-committeh/#comment-418345
Ohai Cheezgang! I has a 30 todae!!! YAY!!
Huzbin an’ me, we went to teh Dolleewuud… stopt foar pankaek brekfist on at teh Flapjax on teh wae. We rode teh rollurkoaztrz an’ eetid yummeh fuudz. Den we drovd hoam, an KB an’ me went walkies to chex teh mail.
Den ai had a big nap.
it wuz teh wunnrfolz. YAY!! I’s oldr todae. 
{{elfi}} Happee birfday!! I glad u had a gud day!!
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*wisspurrz: I haz a seekrit fur u…..evreewun b older 2day! :snerk:
Ya, but I been sayin’ I’s 30 for teh lazzt yeer-anna-haff. Nao it finullee troo!
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Happy birfdae Elfinnugget! It sownds liek you had a reelee gud time.
Ize glad you iz here, and reelee glad to here you iz hapee to be oldr.
(I iz kinda lot oldr dan you, and mai life is still getting bettur an richur and Ize lurning new kinds uv fun!)
Happy birffday Elfinugget!!
glad to hear taht u are enjoying teh day!!
hope uz feeling special cauz itz ur birffday!!
*bright strings erupt from the ground adn form “Happy Birthday Elfinugget!” in the sky*
Dolliez Woodz!! yu beez rite aroun da corner frum me her in Nash Vegas! Glad yu hadz fun. 10-o-Cee iz a wunnerful plaiz to lib. Aifinkso
Ohai, Elfi! Happi burfdae! Souns laik yu haz a grate day!
Roket lawnch fur mi t’morra. Maeks mi fink ub yu an KB.
Hey Jon!
KB senz a ohai and hedbonx.
Hapeetayl burfday elfinugget!!! Hopes yu an hubbee an teh kittehs will b berry happee in yur nu home!!!
awwww…. so kyoot!!
oh wait… *tightens CHRG*
*SPLORT!!1!*
Ohai Hashim…Ai kud not leeb yu here lyke dis… Lemme tink… Sweepin up da braynez, … pour dem bak inna brayne kase.. pat…pat.. CHRG and duckie taype… Sawft blankie.. purpol.. and chonklit…Der…datz bedder. Rest nao Hasim..ai goin to sleepisleepz nao.
ahhh…. fanks old lurker!! iz feeling much better naow!!
gud nite!! sleep tight!!
i fink teh saga ob teh lost bukkit iz not teh only saga, there iz one more, involving meh and mine.icanhascheezburger.com …
Day 4 wiff out profile, dunno how many messijs musta been clustered up or how many favoritings…
kitteh machis tabul
And wahl. Iz monokromatikal
kitteh sez: teecher sez yooz pads nawt palm… but ai hassa pad awn mai palm too! isle never lern to dribble a ball. dribbling is fore bebees and goggees… isle just swat teh ball an hit yu in teh fase.
testing 123…
ok… wordpress had eated two of my commints so waz testing if it would eat sum moar…
Hashim are you there? I was just reading the news about Islamabad and wished to send good thoughts to you…take care young friend. I also wanted to say that I looked at your Flickr site (Jaffers too, your brother?) nice work. which kitteh is the grey tabby with white? I want! oh well.
Ohai krelm!!
fanks for the gud thoughts!!
yes, Jaffer is eldest bruvver adn hez in Pittsburgh PA…
teh bomb waz terrible, killed a lot of peepz but mi and teh fambly am fine, fankfully!!
iZ tru, wii cud nawt stand 2B wifowt r Hashim! Himz Bing preshus 2 us>
No mam, reely, de mowse wuz dis big! Butt ai kikked itz tale!
Wow, tis funny! (seriously, wtf?)
****SPLORT!!!!!!**** *fawlling on da grownd frum da cyuteness*
OK Katzi, weez fixxes yuu up: Cauls foar CCC; geyts BRVM; vakuums alla braynes up adn reevursis air flohw; shuutez braynes bak inna Katzi’s hed; aurm wrestlus Missus Duck foar teh duckee taipe; firmlee taipes Katzi’s hed bak tugevver;
geyts 50’s bavving kap adn snappez awn sekurelee; geyts CHRG adn pullez over hed az wel (kan’t bees tuu cairefull); geyts cuppa Earl Grey tee adn a biskottee;
gibbs to Katzi; Wel, Katzi, yuu reyst naow; yuu gunna feal beddure sune; heers sume Ladee Godiba chokolyt; O, heer, taike teh hole baux; Njoi!!!
Weez hadda caul teh KP (Kyuootniss Polees); thems shuud bees heer ennee minnit;
Peeps ar lineded up rownd teh blok, tryeing tuu kidnap,(korrekshun, kittehnap) teh kitteh becuz ov hers xtreeeme cuddleyniss adn dorableniss kwoshent;
Tehse iyntrudurs muste bees deahlt wif kyndlee butt firmlee; weez unnerstaynd tehir dillemma, butt thems kans nawt bees braking teh lauw becuz ov teh irreesystible luuvabilitee ov teh bebbeh kitteh!!!!!
Mad skilz. YU HAZ TEHM. O Kittoon uv teh Sun, ai bough down in yur jineruhl direkshun.
if kitteh has invizble boucy ball, how can he find if he loozes it? *scratches head*
OMG!!! This is so cute!
INVISIBLE TURNTABLE!
hola!