Comments on: couples counseling:

By: peanut

peanut — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:42:33 +0000

yoo nied ta helpz cuz uzualie wen i argue wif miself wi dnt humph wi pull out dart guns an shoot

By: lollipopgurl101

lollipopgurl101 — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:25:23 +0000

o iz ok. sumtimes relashunshipz dun work. no b sad.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 13:22:51 +0000

Thx CS. Ai wuz awlreddee asleap wen u postid dat, but Ai `preshyate it berry mutsh!

By: Sachin

Sachin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:42:34 +0000

(de)coupling

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:35:52 +0000

Wen ur reddy 2 apolergize, ah’m reddy 2 heer it.

Meh apolergize? U needz 2 apolergize!

Meh? Wat did ai dew?

Yew kno wat u did, ai shuddnt hab 2 tell u!

Humph!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:25:22 +0000

not to my knowlege. they were both on SNL, different casts, but still….

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:23:04 +0000

am howln neow rmemrin it!! hav billy cyrstul
and bill murray evr dun a movie togethur??
f so, i wanna c it…

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:12:59 +0000

Ya killed anybody today Curly
.
Days not over yet.
.
I howled.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:40:31 +0000

yeh, r ebn city slickurz! “YeeeHaawwww!”

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:16:07 +0000

especially in that movie

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:13:09 +0000

♫ ♪
“i can still hear mi momma say…take time to know him, it’s nawt an
overnight thing, take time to know him, pleez don rush into this thing”
♪

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:00:49 +0000

grrl fight!! *slappity slappity*

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:57:35 +0000

duzzint it soun lyk sumpn billy crystal wud say tho…?! lol

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:46:40 +0000

{{{uniquekitty}}}

By: Todd

Todd — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:37:23 +0000

@2wh2blk2stripey

U win teh untertubez!

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:09:03 +0000

I iz Grate Laeks grrrl. Gets lotz of wadder, but salt, not so muchlewas in e. Hubbehcat was in de USN fer longztiem, but most ub it was be-4 I met him.

30,000 feet don’t count fer bloo-water sale-ing, no-how.
But iz countz fer deh Xtra-hai background raid-ee-ayshun.
Oar deh free-kwent flier mielz.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:02:55 +0000

*heddesk*
um, missd da desk…
*HEDESK*
dat wuz it.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:56:24 +0000

Sleepin on teh cowch… ur doing it rong.

By: Aegis Runestone

Aegis Runestone — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:43:43 +0000

Separation Anxiety.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:36:34 +0000

bin dere, dun dat…iz teh pleh….
eggscept de terapist dint hab a beeg red hart pillo on de cowch, dint madder, mai huzbin woodnt sit on de cowch wid mii newai…

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:25:38 +0000

I’ve never seen blue water. Well, not from sea level. I don’t think seeing it from 30,000 feet should count annywais.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:23:57 +0000

ya know, I’m not sure. I just know it as a smart-assed answer. Provinenance unknown.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:11:00 +0000

shdan, datz harry n sally…did i git it rite?? huh, did i?

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:07:14 +0000

Tee hee.
Hims is saylur two. Oar yousta be saylor.

He is married mii party-lee fer my skilz wid sewing sales, Ai finkso

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:04:37 +0000

just think about the sheets inna wind when he DOES get back.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:04:03 +0000

theez kittehs jus agree to disagree r disagree to agree wun a doze…

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:01:34 +0000

Ai want mai timbers shivver-ed and mai kiil hawled.
But deh hubbehcat is not hoam fer anudder weak. Sigh.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:00:48 +0000

@@@@@ lol havvint hurd dat 1 n awile….

By: Davis Sousa

Davis Sousa — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:55:47 +0000

LOL

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:39:15 +0000

You silly sod!
What?
You got us all worked up!
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
Ohh.
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Get stuffed!
He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Oh, yeah?
You manky Scots git!
I’m warning you!
What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Right! Silly little bleeder. One bunneh stew comin’right up!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:38:12 +0000

i knoes dat Basemint Cat is pyoor blak, but…
mebbe hims ware da wite tuxie fer a daet.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:36:49 +0000

u doan bring meh cookies NEmoooooaarr…..

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:35:53 +0000

oar izzit “re-leaf”?

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:35:37 +0000

elfi? i doan tink i has seen u fer a lawng time…

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:34:51 +0000

der’z no garantee dat ur lolz will goe awn hoempaeg iffin u submit,
i has maed liek 150 lolz nd submittid dem awl nd nawt wun has
gon 2 hoempaeg, but wunce i saw mah lolz awn “upcoming” paeg.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:33:25 +0000

happitael. teh win. i wish awl ishooz wif rilayshunships wud b
fixd liek dis.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:31:15 +0000

just please don’t boil da bunneh.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:31:10 +0000

it figgers dat its Basemint Cat nd Orinj Poysin dat has da
rilayshunship problimmz!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:30:00 +0000

WOOT! dis therapee b fun!!
*splish*splash*splish*splash*
.
umm…kittehs? wai u maeks mad faec?
(den da catnip kiks in nd i has a reeleef)

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:29:38 +0000

what?, yer wantin’yer timbers shivver-ed?

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:28:12 +0000

umz, whu heer can cumpowz a lolaby beddr den meh?
.
Lolaby, Lolaby,
Annipus deer,
u can go bedtiem,
nd no has a feer,
da trollz r awn yootoob,
da goggies inda pound,
the ninjas r sleepin,
so lets hang arownd!
Cheezburgers, Cheezburgerz,
xtra cheezy pleez.
Make mine a double
(i doan want peas)
Bedtime, Bedtime,
lets tuck you in,
if you have trouble sleepin,
den hav sum gin.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:23:13 +0000

Thisiz Therapii Kitteh. Comz hiir tu mii, bof uv yu. Ai wil snorgleyu an yu wil leaf mai offuss purrin. Yuss!

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:23:00 +0000

“Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan! “

By: jd

jd — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:19:49 +0000

Undesided cat will thynk abowt dat wun.

By: 2wh2blk2stripey

2wh2blk2stripey — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:18:56 +0000

what do you want to happen??
whut dew yoo wanna happin??
aye avast ye be wanton watt… ta acurrrrr mii matey??

By: Elsilrac

Elsilrac — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:13:56 +0000

LOL!
Yay! A kitteh just got a caption ‘cauza meh.
Poor kittehs, need cat nip?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:12:50 +0000

If you click on “Lol Builder” at the top of the page, you should do ok. I think the user interface is pretty self-explanatory & quite easy to use. I’m not sure how much time elapses between submitting a lol & having it show up on the voting pages — but I think all now go to the voting pages. Good luck — and welcome!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:10:43 +0000

*snerk*
…
Um … ai meenz “Arrrrrrrrr.”

By: Katzi

Katzi — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:10:37 +0000

LOLOL!!
Verree funneh Jenniffurr!:-D Kreeatiff too!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:04:04 +0000

it’s not you it’s me…….no no, I was mistaken, it is you after all
*snicker*