couples counseling:
couples counseling: not going so well
therapy kitteh iz concerned tho.
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Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund — awl bai yerself!!! Drinks & danses, annipuss?
Iz neerlee mai bed tiem, but Ai fink a kwick nitecap wud be a gud idea! nawt shore bowt teh danses tho!
Mebbe a lullaby & a cuppa hawt choklit? Wif a liddul Bayleez, oar mebbe sum Kalooah?
Thx, dat sowndz berry gud.
umz, whu heer can cumpowz a lolaby beddr den meh?
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Lolaby, Lolaby,
Annipus deer,
u can go bedtiem,
nd no has a feer,
da trollz r awn yootoob,
da goggies inda pound,
the ninjas r sleepin,
so lets hang arownd!
Cheezburgers, Cheezburgerz,
xtra cheezy pleez.
Make mine a double
(i doan want peas)
Bedtime, Bedtime,
lets tuck you in,
if you have trouble sleepin,
den hav sum gin.
Thx CS. Ai wuz awlreddee asleap wen u postid dat, but Ai `preshyate it berry mutsh!
Ore how ’bout sum warm milk and gram-krakers wiff p-nut budder 2 dip them in? That berry, berry gud, ai finkso. Then walz off 2 bed!
Well, wun duzn’t do gud pirate lingo (iz a landlubber), adn teh obber wun stowl da furst wun’z cheezburger while dey were luuking up a fraze in deir pirate fraze buk.
Doan go to sleep angree, kittehz!!!
*haz teh solushun foar such problems, gets owt a pack ob water baloonies filled wib catnip oil adn starts throwing them at teh kittehs*
WOOT! dis therapee b fun!!
*splish*splash*splish*splash*
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umm…kittehs? wai u maeks mad faec?
(den da catnip kiks in nd i has a reeleef)
oar izzit “re-leaf”?
*heddesk*
um, missd da desk…
*HEDESK*
dat wuz it.
Orinj tabbee tuxie ♥ Blak tuxie
it figgers dat its Basemint Cat nd Orinj Poysin dat has da
rilayshunship problimmz!
i knoes dat Basemint Cat is pyoor blak, but…
mebbe hims ware da wite tuxie fer a daet.
A luv seet wifout teh luv.
So sad.
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Gud wun, woodchuck!
Iffen it’s still under warrantee, yu mai need tu get it replayced.
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w00t!!!
ooPs, I reepeeted my seff: werkd pretzel twisted teh first one!
Then spitted it owt agin.
itz liek i dun eben noa u eenymoar!
Well, dat’s coz…. hu aer yu?
you don’t eben talk to meh any more
U’ve chain-jed.
it’s not you it’s me…….no no, I was mistaken, it is you after all
*snicker*
Undesided cat will thynk abowt dat wun.
“Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan! “
just please don’t boil da bunneh.
You silly sod!
What?
You got us all worked up!
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
Ohh.
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
Get stuffed!
He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
Oh, yeah?
You manky Scots git!
I’m warning you!
What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Right! Silly little bleeder. One bunneh stew comin’ right up!
@2wh2blk2stripey
U win teh untertubez!
shdan, datz harry n sally…did i git it rite?? huh, did i?
ya know, I’m not sure. I just know it as a smart-assed answer. Provinenance unknown.
duzzint it soun lyk sumpn billy crystal wud say tho…?! lol
especially in that movie
yeh, r ebn city slickurz! “YeeeHaawwww!”
Ya killed anybody today Curly
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Days not over yet.
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I howled.
am howln neow rmemrin it!! hav billy cyrstul
and bill murray evr dun a movie togethur??
f so, i wanna c it…
not to my knowlege. they were both on SNL, different casts, but still….
Kwarreling kittehs bees jes taikeing a shourt vakashun awaiy frum eech uvver;
(iyn bowt fyfteen minnits, thems gunna foargeyt bowt tehir mad, adn kuddel up tugevver nexxt tuu teh byg redd hart;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
happitael. teh win. i wish awl ishooz wif rilayshunships wud b
fixd liek dis.
hey im new here can some one tell me how to post my lolz i wantz peepz to see zeem =P
If you click on “Lol Builder” at the top of the page, you should do ok. I think the user interface is pretty self-explanatory & quite easy to use. I’m not sure how much time elapses between submitting a lol & having it show up on the voting pages — but I think all now go to the voting pages. Good luck — and welcome!
der’z no garantee dat ur lolz will goe awn hoempaeg iffin u submit,
i has maed liek 150 lolz nd submittid dem awl nd nawt wun has
gon 2 hoempaeg, but wunce i saw mah lolz awn “upcoming” paeg.
Wut hapenz if aneewun talkz in normalspeek “like this”
nothing spectacular.
elfi? i doan tink i has seen u fer a lawng time…
Knot 2 mush–wii iz buy-lingal–it just taykes us a bit longer 2 unnerstand, U, dat’s awl,,,
could be far worse, you could be hung-up by yer toenails and flogged senseless with an organic carrot.
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count yer blessings
*snerk*
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Um … ai meenz “Arrrrrrrrr.”
what?, yer wantin’ yer timbers shivver-ed?
Ai want mai timbers shivver-ed and mai kiil hawled.
But deh hubbehcat is not hoam fer anudder weak. Sigh.
just think about the sheets inna wind when he DOES get back.
Tee hee.
Hims is saylur two. Oar yousta be saylor.
He is married mii party-lee fer my skilz wid sewing sales, Ai finkso
I’ve never seen blue water. Well, not from sea level. I don’t think seeing it from 30,000 feet should count annywais.
I iz Grate Laeks grrrl. Gets lotz of wadder, but salt, not so muchlewas in e. Hubbehcat was in de USN fer longztiem, but most ub it was be-4 I met him.
30,000 feet don’t count fer bloo-water sale-ing, no-how.
But iz countz fer deh Xtra-hai background raid-ee-ayshun.
Oar deh free-kwent flier mielz.
what do you want to happen??
whut dew yoo wanna happin??
aye avast ye be wanton watt… ta acurrrrr mii matey??
*aplologees to Barbra & Neel*
Her: U don bring me catnip U don yowl me luv songs
Him: U hardlee meow to me aneemor Wen I walk tru teh catdoor at teh enda teh day
Her: I member wen U cudden wate to rub me U usta haet 2 leev me
Nao afta rubbin me laet @ nyte
Him: Well its gud 4 u An ur feelin alrite
Her: Wahl, U juss roll ovar An turn owt teh lite
An u don bring me catnip ennymoar…
LOLOL!!
Verree funneh Jenniffurr!:-D Kreeatiff too!
u doan bring meh cookies NEmoooooaarr…..
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havvint hurd dat 1 n awile….
Den we awl don unnerstan yoo… J/K… gess tehrz no lau aggenzt it…
Ai hopz mai “Laff yer wai 2 teh bedder merrege” klass 2nyte don endz up laik dis!! Ai’ll beez axun 4 mai munniez bak…
LOL!
Yay! A kitteh just got a caption ‘cauza meh.
Poor kittehs, need cat nip?
Thisiz Therapii Kitteh. Comz hiir tu mii, bof uv yu. Ai wil snorgleyu an yu wil leaf mai offuss purrin. Yuss!
LOL
theez kittehs jus agree to disagree r disagree to agree wun a doze…
bin dere, dun dat…iz teh pleh….
eggscept de terapist dint hab a beeg red hart pillo on de cowch, dint madder, mai huzbin woodnt sit on de cowch wid mii newai…
{{{uniquekitty}}}
Separation Anxiety.
Sleepin on teh cowch… ur doing it rong.
grrl fight!! *slappity slappity*
♫ ♪
“i can still hear mi momma say…take time to know him, it’s nawt an
overnight thing, take time to know him, pleez don rush into this thing”
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Wen ur reddy 2 apolergize, ah’m reddy 2 heer it.
Meh apolergize? U needz 2 apolergize!
Meh? Wat did ai dew?
Yew kno wat u did, ai shuddnt hab 2 tell u!
Humph!
Humph!
(de)coupling
o iz ok. sumtimes relashunshipz dun work. no b sad.