Tasting……I meanz
Tasting……I meanz testing 1-2-3!
silly kitteh. u suppozed 2 sing into da microfone.
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Is this on?
coiny grabshulashuns maus.
seems laik ur mic is awn…
Yes my friend, very good work on your, “Not Second” as they say.
huh??
sairys, iz taht u?? ur… ur.. e-ebil??
*collapses wiff shock*
Avast, thar!!! Who took th’ picture ‘o me trusty parrot? Thats mine!
I just got on ’bout 10 minutes ago, because I had other set the sails to do.
yur supozd tew talk liek dis. dident yah knoe dat? it maeks yew a icanhascheezburger.com ofishal membur.
Check… Check…
*SQUEEEEEAL!!!*
OK…
Ya’aaar, Maties. It be talkin’ like a Pirate day. If ye dinna talk like a Pirate, ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!
Er even worse, ye’ll be gettin’ a DEBRIEFIN’!!
Oh me! Now I be a-feared. Gunna somebody rescue me? Pweez?
Yarrgghhh! Ahoy mateys & happee tawk lyke a pirate dai! Naow swab dem deks or walk de plank! *waves hook hand in de ayre & puts parrot onna showlder.*
on noes meh matey!!
*swings from a thred which waz created by CC on teh sky*
*swings and taeks siobhan outta teh pirate boat and leab her on teh land safetly*
harrr!!
naow u should be alright mi matey!!
Oh me pirate! ye saved th’ poor wee me. How can I ever thank ye fer this brave and selfless deed?
hmmm… well, thanks, u dont need to repay mi matey, really…
*disappears*
Garth: [ running off ] Excellent!
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Wayne: Alright.. Barry.. you’re gonna do us a little demonstration of what you do on stage, right?
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Barry: [ gets up ] Yeah. Okay, what I do is make sure everyone’s got their gear on, and I cue their guitars, and I bring ‘em out onstage.. [ demos ] ..and I start the mikes and make the sure the scarves are always in the right place.. and then, the most important thing – I gotta do a sound check. [ pulls the mike forward ] “Check. Check. Check 1. Sibilance. Sibilance. Check. Check. Check 2. Sibilance. Sibilance.” And that’s pretty much what I do.
sure its not waynes whirrold? just askin…
arrrggghhh mii matey yez in mi lines abov it twer teh Tomaz (teh Castaway) `anks were bein’ teh road matey fer teh errasmyth on dat der caterdai nite live ship
ai kno maytee! itz frum when ye ole tom hanks wuz awn caturday nite lybe.
adn arrow smiff wuz awn der tu!
yarrr ai need tu walk teh plankie fur wachin sew mush telebichun.
arrghhhh wii jinx-ed each otter der mii shmilee kat mate!!!
jinx. bai me a coke… wiff rum ob corse cap’n!
“Aahhrr, matey! Shiver me timbers! Avast, ye scurvy corporate dogz! Bank of America is about to go belly up!”
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Elebenty cheezburgerz n uh bottlol uv rum 2 da maytee hoo figgerz owt ware dat b frum
I can has Bloom County?
Yaaaarrr, it was onna newz dis morning… arrrrfinkso
mebbeh is frum Montee Pyfon?
Noe, LCB/LCP iz beeyin rite — iz frum Bloom County. Dere wuz wun kawmickle strip win Oliver (da pooter pyrit) had yoozded himz pooter 2 hak n2 da Wawl Streat pooter n putted da messij “Avast, ye scurvy corporate dogs! Bank of America is about to go belly up” awn da NYSE messij bored. Da markitz crashded n da whirled baynkz wuz n termoyl. Himz dadcat kaymded 2 givz himz uh spaynkin, n himz thotted 2 hizsef, “I didn’t expect the ‘I did the same thing when I was your age’ speech this time.”
YAARRRR! I lubz eet! teh markitz crashes soo eezeelee… shud invest inna chzburgers, arrrfinkso
Wooden spryz me da wai fingz r gowin, aahhrr-finksew…
Wooden Spryz? is taht liek Wooden Leg but inna diffren plaice? aahhrrr etc.
Naw, wooden legz nawt b berree spry…
mebby, the laydies of negotiable affection ARE complaynin’ ’bout splinters.
Ahoy LCB! Aahhrr, me beauty — U b winnin da elebenty cheezburgerz n da bottlol uv rum! N beeyin Tawk Liek Uh Pyri Dai, I gess U mite b LCP — LolCatPirate — n wood awlsew won deze gowld dubloonz n peesiz uv ayt (deyz shynee, U noez…)
*dances victory hornpipe*
ai juss notissd lcb haza patch
hee hee cyoot!
Tawkin liek a pirate in lolspeak?! Oh my… I ar in big trubbles.
Yarrrrrr! Taystz laik chikkun, mateys!
cornkatshoelaces for teh top nawt sekkund spot! sillybrayshins at teh ty-booteek? i haz milk an cookiez!
Arrrgh! Milk and cookies is fer landlubbers! Give me rum, er ye’ll be feelin’ the sting o’ me hook, matey!
Well me maties, I needs t’ set sail fer Virginny fer t’ weekend. I leaves t’ secret treasure map w’ ye. And I’ll flog any o’ ye who looks at it! Yaaarrr!
Arrrrr!
Ahoy,matey…
Ye have a gud weekund !!!!
(Ai red that as “Virginity” the nawt-sekkund time arownd)
U can’t haz virginity sekund tiem rownd…..
:snerk:
***hhmph***
is beddur… b-cuz… awl da virgins dy frum:
- axeslaughtererererses
- bloody dragins
- chripyburning fru a dragin
- dragin dragins…
- Ebil Maus
- fyr swompz
- gayngz uv pyritz
- hooligunz
-injury-inducing things
-jagged edged things
-kritters
-lions,tigers,& bears
- my!
- oh my!
-no, I din’t fur-gitz N!
-nervous nellies
-prancing pirates
-querilous queens
-raiding raiders
-state of bad mind
-too much tension
-u r ded!
-v…
- venumos dragins
- wylde pirates – arre
- xylophones?
Xylophones? hehe How ’bout…
X marks teh spawt onna trezhure map taht wii nawt sposed tew luk at
Yardarm, hanging from
Zee plank upon which u walk
Fabulous ending !!!!
Yup- ai thinks u can be “re-virginized” after certin number of years.. not sure hao menny it taykes. (arrr!)
Naw, its lyke ridin a bisikkle (but moar fun) — yu nebber furgets. Nd if yu remembers, itz nawt re-virginated.
Ar u sailin fer Virginny fer field hockey? Ai am roaming the lubberly state of Virginny this weekend fer soccer- Charlottesville Caterdai then Gloucester Sundai- and mebbe tyme fer sum drinkin’ of grog in between..
Ohai Luvcatsva — is yoo playin teh soccer or watchin it? I libs just outsied Charlottesville an teh forecast is for beautimus wevver dis weekend.
Enjoi!
YOu r a tasty kitteh yourself!
I luvs dose white paws. N furry ers. An pinky nose an tung.
yesh… is a sweet one… but habs sum sort ob an ebil look
Teh luk sez ‘ya, Ai lik it. Wutcha gunna du bowt it??”
Yaaar, he does!
Avast, ye Cheezpeepz! Yon Ebil Maus nawt b tawkin Lolspeek, but himz b tawkin liek uh pyrit! Aahhrr!
izzit enuff 4 splortage?
Yup- keep yur pirate CHRG on titely.
yumm… sumbunny eeted bacun b-4 speeking
eet be teh micronom-o-phone!
flavr nawt 2 gud akshoolee
Luks liek choklit … taists liek plaztik. Pleh!
Wut happuned 2 deh Cheezfrenz map?? It b borkt!! Iz dere a gnu wun??
Arrrr! JD be sayin’ that he thinks it were hacked by a bunch o’ scurvy dogs…
Arrr. Teh yelloe belleed skurvee doggs!
Wii’ll haz 2 making dem waak deh plank. Chaised bai vorayshus catz uv nine taylez!!
Eye mii matee.
Arrrr!
Ai say we be huntin those mongrels down….
Arrrr!
Aaarrrgggh! B ye karful. Downt under estikmaytee deh skurrbiness.
And once we catch ‘em, I say we keelhaul ‘em! Yaarr!
Dat wood b uh kawmint moar ‘proepreeyut 4 Ebil Maus… U b noein wat keelhaulin b?
Well, I can not b cween wifowt noeing wear mai subjekz b.
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I haz mading a gnu map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Adn 2 keeping deh skurvee dogz frum hakking it, I will keeping it under mine own kuntrol. If u b wanting 2 b on deh new map, sending mii an emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name adn deh town/city adn state oar kuntry u b in. I will putting u on deh map.
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I ken also putting a small commint on deh marker if u haz sumfing u wantz to putting dere.
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I mading dis gnu emayo address just 4 making dis map. I promise not 2 spamming ennywun hoo ritingz 2 it. Plz to using dis address onlee 4 putting ursef on deh map.
Ahoy mii Beauty- ious Qween aye bee tankin ye harrrrteelee fer dewin’
dis’ !! tem scurvy barneecul troll dogz did suredlee ruin ower gud fun!
Ai rayze a pint to owr cween fur de new map- ARRR!!!
ARRRRR!
Yesh,she be worth awl teh gold dubloons in Lundun Town,
arrrrr!!
Ahoy, me sweet! Ur luvverlee Hyniss b up urlee 2dai!
Huzzah tu teh Kween! Wii pierats lubs teh mapps! I iz habbing tu swabb teh dek naow but latur I haz a kunning pwan tu yews yor webhelpings tu get a abatarrrgh adn maek mi nom blue. Aye waznt shur bifor cuz mi kidletz uziz it, but Cheezfrensland be beriberi saef aifinkso. Eben wiv Pierats beein scruvy. De Cheezpeeps wud nebber betrai mi tini trust.
Fank yoo, Cween! Dat bees a berry nice fing to do!
I does nawt has a bloo naem — can I get on teh map anyways? I wuz on teh old wun.
I can has mike cheq?
Ooooohhh a Mike-ra-foneee!
naaahhh itz a fonee at teh Mike!
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…….
3?!!? Dats hao mennee liks it taeks tu git tu da sentur ov a tootzee pop! Yarrrr!
This mike has a flavor
Aaarrrhh, an dat flabor is “PLEH!” Aaarrrhh!
Taysts like chikin
GMTA!!! Ai posted myne wifowt seeings yurs.
Dat be actual chicken,or chikin uv teh sea ?????
iz der a differince?!? Ai nawt fink so!!!
acshul chickin dat droppded inno da see…
Shiber meh Timburrs, dis hear taystes lyk meh chikin. Aifinkso!
Ohai frenz.
Can ai has hugz? Ai nawt feline gud. Ai gots a call 2 Dr TinyCat, but nawt heered frum hur yet.
**crawls unner teh bed**
*krawlz unner bed* Wutz dis? *batz at dust bunneh* SNEEZE!!!
*krawlz further unner bed 2 rhsb* {{rhsb}}
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Ai be sendin u teh Nikita kitteh awn a beem uv lite to helps u feel bedder, matey!!
Ai sowry yu nawt feels gud. Iz deh tyme of yr furr deh PLEH.
*pulls rhsb owt frum undurr deh bed*
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*put her IN deh bed*
*tux naice cozy floofy blankie wif bebbeh duckies awl ober it arownd rshb*
*gibs rhsb beeg mugg shayped like bebbeh duckie nd speel pruf ob hawt tee*
Karful…downt burrn yosef.
Hopes u b feelin betturr soons!!
{{{rhsb}}}
hopes ur feline bettar soom
Ahoy matey! Cum out on deck and let ur frenz give u hugz- {{{rhsb}}}
ob course you can hugs, kittehs be sending snorgles 2
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oops typo:
I meant to write
you can has hugs
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} yrrrgh hear bee summ gudlee hugs fer ye matey!!!
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iz so sowwy fur u :’(
hope things get the better for u soon…
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} mebbeh u myt wanna habs a floofie blankie 2 feels beddur? wurks wib da splorted ebbery tiem… here u goes *hans rhsb a floofie blankie wib get beddur soon wishes on eet*
Ahoy, rhsb! C’mere, me beauty — the bilge of yer bed is no place for a lovely lass like you!
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Have a taste of me grog — it’ll cure what ails ye!
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(srsly, joyn us n Tawk Liek Uh Pyrit Dai — lafftur duz da hart gud liek uh medisin)
Ohai, RHSB! Ai sowwy u nawt feline wells! Heer. Hev wots ob hugs! {{{{RHSB}}}} Moar hugs ef u wants dem! Heer hev sum camomeel tea. ***gibs RHSB cuppa tea*** Dis mite maek u feelz bedder! ***KCT cawls Dr Tinycat 2 respon STAT!*** ***Wraps RHSB enna warm floofy bankee en puts huge floofy pillow unner RHSB’s hed*** *pats RSHB hed, taeks temp* *Dr Bebeh Kitteh Luv runs in to gibs him speshalty snorgle to RHSB to maek RHSB feel bettur til Dr Tiny cat gets dere.*
{{{{rhsb}}}} mebbe sum teeantoash be nise, or if sumthing shtrongur iz kneaded, wee cud “Shplice teh Manebraice!” Hoap Dr Tineycatte shee ficksez yoo rite up.
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Hopes yoo is feline mush bettrer SOON!
Ahoi rhsb {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} an arrr!
ur mike, it haded a flavr, adn it be gud!! *nomnomnom*
Ohai eberyone!!
iz it just meh or noone cant access there cheezy profile??
i cant from yesterday!!
Salaam Hashim. Ai can see ur profiel. Aer u logged in 2 dat az well az 2 WP?
Trie loggin owt den in agane.
Ohai and salaam annipuss!!
when i go to mine.icanhazcheezburger, an error shows up, its been happening since yesterday morning…
even if i go to log into my profile, the paeg wont load up, arrr!!!
So sowwy, Hashim! Has u try da PTBs (Powers dat B) en askeded dem 4 da help. Dey help meh wen ai haz trubble wun tyme. Ai ken see mai cheezy profile en urs and awl de udders. Kplzthx. U hev wunnerful weekend, Hashim!
fanks KCTailkinker!!
i’ll try contacting them!!
i dun fink this iz the problem with my browser becauz i tried it wiff firefox, internet explorer adn google chrome!!
the page wont load!! *sigh*
its been two days since i’ve maed lolz…
ets ok Hashim, yu can jus faborite mor lolz adn insted uv makin dem yu cna rate udder peples lolz afinkso
ya, ifinkso i’ll do taht… noes!!
i cant do taht either because the favorite button iz missing in mah browser adn that to favorite teh lolz, i need to be logged in!! *sigh*
teh mikerophone , not for noms !
OMG so phunny, I really LOLed!
Avast, where be all the piratical kittehs today? It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!! Don’t ye be telling me there ain’t no kittehs of the piratical persuasion!
Choklit Rayn!
*terns awai form myk to breef. tern bak to myk to nom!*
I have that mic, it is soooooooo fin cheap
Dis wuz funnyer when it was Chokolatez Rain!
Kitteh bees a neu rok staur: butt iys nawt a rapper, butt a slurper:
♪♫♪♫♪♫♫…slurp…♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♫…slurp…♪♫♪♫♪♫♫…slurp…♪♫♪♫♪♫…slurp…♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♫
YARR, u haz a flaver
tawk show kitteh
practises his elickution
i has dat microphones to!!!!!!!