Stinky Feet
Stinky Feet Leading Killer of Lolcats
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tey deadly
congrat shoe lacings! wouldja like a bag o clothez pins fr teh noses?
*passes round bag*
yes pls
will deez leev marks?
`aye der – yez teh feet ‘o stank haz dun in ower por tabbeh mate
but hold on befer ye be frowin’ im off dis cheezy ship o’ raiders wii
shud be cawlin’ in dis cat o’ seep pee arrrrrgh…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/31/funny-pictures-cpr-cat-is-an-idiot
Dey is danjerus
luks lyke kitteh iz frowin up a liddle
can ya blame im?
But how does dey react too teh pointee-ends??
guy reacts by growin hims own powntee ends by nawt clippin da toenails
nd den filing dem inta poynts. hims feet jus git weerdr nd grossr bai
da dai.
Tree wai tye! A gud fing, az yu can force teh hoomin tu climb tu teh top ob teh tree adn den yu can’t smell teh soks!
Is akchoolee 4 wai – Sairys came in top affer Ai fort Ai wuz nawt sekund! WP up to trix agane!!!
lol, srry, i thot wurdpress eeted et, den et apeered ubuv yurs
Nawt ur fawlt, iz stoopie WP!
Noes! Noe pologize fur fastee fastee fingers! Conga rats Sairys!
Hali-toe-sis. U has it.
Jolly good Picture ye have thar, Matey
Arrrr. I be goin thru a rough patch.
Wuddint a smoov or a sawftee patch be moar kumfurtabul?
Now yer talkin’, matey! This burlap be doin’ none but harm.
Yargh, I can give ya a patch o’ cotton and bunny fur fer a gold doubloon!
Throw in a peice of eight and I’ll give you a spot o’ rum!
WHY???????????
pewpewpew
stinkfoot layzer killz kitteh ded
as many due, human toetally fergotted sNomdae’s sermon ” ten dedley scents” as soon az hims left the pew.
Dunno abowt flavr, but dey definitlee haz an odur. DO NOT WANT.
omg dey stink, I fink I is gonna thro up
….followed closely by having-to-look-at-pale-hairy-legs-syndrome
don’t worry sayz the kitteh, I will kill the stinky hairy monstah fur Uz
…and, in honor uv Maus…
“PUT ON SUM PANTS !!”
ya, i tink Maus went on a Debriefing rampaje across teh wurld, et jus naow showin in teh lolz
mai noese, mai eyes!!! blargh! ai am ded.
Oh noes! mah frend! i kinawt ferget yoo aftah yoo halpded me fite trollz!
(“ur marblz i fownd dem”) Heer, haf bak-2-lief poshun. it tayztes liek a
toklitt martoonee. nd heer r sunglassiz fer fyoochur saeftee!
Hay guise, if u want to leave a messages for our JanetCanHas4Kittehs and/or give a money for flours and stuff, u can go here:
http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html
PLEH!!!1!
N-E- buddy anna hear my pirate joke? huh? dooya? huh? huh?
Oh go awn den….
Ok, but only if I can tells mines next.
*curls up in chair wif chikn soup*
yah! unless it be rated arrRRRRRRRRR
…becuz da arRRr rating fine print sez it be foar Mature Awedeeyances. We no can haz mature, ifinkso?
hmmm, wut iz dis “mature” ob wich yoo speek ob? hmmm…
It meens growed up – nawt shore it applyez 2 ennee uv us!
I won’t grow up…
I don’t wanna wear a tie…
or a serious expression..
in the middle of July….
Fanks, Peter.
Fanks fer gettin teh ref !!
Arrrrrr…. ai beez a bit uv a Diznee freek.
hee. i relates it to da PeterPanPeanut budder kormershal.
`urry up end spit er owt den ye scrvy fleep
Ai iz waytin wiv baitid breff
tahts teh last pikshur!
Ai fink dat pikchoor wuz a bit fishy…
Arrrrrr … scurvy WurdPretzel seems to have putted the story at the bottom of teh thred. Sry.
Ai’ll gib yu mai pyrut joek:
Wy R pyruts cawled “pyruts”?
Oi Dunno matey, wy aer pyruts cawled pyruts?
Tehy juss “Aaaaaaarrrrrggghh!!”
Wat iz a pyruts fabrit vejitubul?
Ai dunno, wot is a pyrut’s fayvrut vejimatable?
Paaarrrrrslee? (Izzat a bejitabul?)
ARRRRRtichokes
So der fabrit drink must be a Maaarrrrrggerita?
Y arrrr pyrat’s buttz so beeg?
Aye dunno, y arrrr pyrat’s buttz so beeg?
befur i eben tell yer i gotter sai “arrrrrgggghh”
fum stealin’ evberones’ elses booty!
*heddesk*
Pass teh iycepak, plzkthx.
jest juanted tew saii “booty” arrrrgh
en thar aint no eiyces inn Carrrrghabein’
arrrrgh dis aint no stikin ingerlish friggut!!!!
Tankoo verree mush, ladles an jellyspoons, we’re heer awl week. Trai teh tryp!
doze towz be gag worthee
…becuz da arRRr rating fine print sez it be foar Mature Awedeeyances. We no can haz mature, ifinkso?
well, dis be in da rong palace. just moob on…
we’ll just blaem dis on wurpress.
yah, lettuce!
bunny
Aye, sorry, me just had t’ put that in thar A pence for an old man o’de sea?
ohai, burfday fairy iz running laet today, just wants anywun hoo haz a burfday to kno taht i haz posted todays burfday greeting on teh fishy thred!
Adn wunnderful burfdai greetings tehy aaarrrrrr, too!
Ok, ai’ll take that as an “aye, matey”.
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So this guy (we’ll call him Pd’B) is walking along. Sees his old friend the pirate, whom he hasn’t seen in a long time. He has a peg leg now, and an eye patch, and a hook where one of his hands was.
“Hey, good to seeya” sez Pd’B.
“Arrrrr” sez teh pirate.
“Wut happened to your leg? How’d you get the peg leg?”
“Arrrr, we wuz in a sea battle and a cannonball blew me leg clean off. But ai’m OK, cuz ai have me pegleg”.
“Oh, that must have been very painful. But wut about yer hand? How’d you come by the hook?”
“Arrrrr, we wuz bein boarded, and a scurvy knave sliced me hand clean off with his cutlass. But ai’m OK, cauze ai can has my hook”.
“Oh, ai’z so sorry to hear that. And ai hardly dare ask about your eye patch. How did that happen?”
“Ai wuz up on deck and looked up at the mainsail when a seagull flew over. Arrrr, he pooped right in me eye!”
“That must have been unpleasant, but that duzn’t usually put out yer eye.”
“Arrrrr, ai noes, but it wuz me first day with me new hook.”
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than kyoo, than kyoo, you’ve been a wunderful awdeeance.
Fur dat u can walk teh plank. Arrr Matey
Arrr, why is it talk like a pirate day? Aye, me parrot concurs.
Aaaarrrggg! naow datz awlmowst as bad az teh stinkee feets!!!!!
lmao, i need a wooden bosum naow!!!!
We now welcome to arrrrr comedy stage… LCP!
*smattering of applause*
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey Pirate, do you realize there is a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?” The pirate walks over to the bartender and says, “ARRRGGHHH. It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
*Arrr, you two comics went t’ the same website for the jokes, me think. Gar.*
Or mayhaps the proprietor of whatever website has been to arrrr show before.
STN ARRRR
Oh Aye!
ROFLPIMPBBQ!!!!!!!!!11!
All mai burgurs to yoo!
Lols Fleep!!
K, wut do yoo calls a wimmin wut duz teh wurk ob 3 mens?
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A slakker.
*duks to avoid teh rottin froot, shoos, etc.*
**Dis klamer: Fur entertainmint porpoises onlee. Duz not necessisarilee represent teh opinyuns or onyuns ob ICHC peeps**
I’d say it represents my opinion very well.
Ahoy, i’m laughin’ now, good one 4point5kittehs. But umm, its dangerous t’ start wars between genders, Aye.
Aye noe, butt aye cudn’t stop maye-selb!
*whisspurrs in out of pirate dialect* how did you get the name DK? Donkey Kong?
aye ye be beein vry genrus’ mii tinkz tharrrr
A pierat, a mishunary, n a cannible walk in2 a bar. Teh batndr sez, “What is dis? Sum kinda joke?”
oh, I’ve slayed many a kitteh with my toxic foot stench.
Ironically, they seem to enjoy it. They keep coming back for more! Ha ha!
Does that mean u is slewfooted?
Itz teh catnip between teh toez, izinit?
Teh fut stink…iz dedly!
Lyez! Kitteh liek steenk. Kitteh khanvurt steenk deerektlee 2 enurgee
yur stinkfoot, puts a hurt awn mai noes……
and for those who might wear the occasional python boot, know this exquisite little inconvenience as Bromadrosis……
Iyf weez kan dragg kitteh faur enuff awaiy frum teh stinkee fute wif teh sok awn, weez jes mite bees abul tuu reeviv hims;
But iyf kitteh cums bak tuu teh fute, teh samest fing wil heppin agen adn kitteh wil faull oaver agen iyn shok!!
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Teh sohluushun: tiey a plastik baggeh oaver teh awffending fute)
XD thats so perfect
lolspeek + pirate speek = borked brayez
Arrrrr – dat shud haz bin “braynez.”
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Mah confyoozhun. Let meh show u it.
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In semi-unrelated news — I was given a cupcake today. A cupcake with sprinkles in the form of dots. I thought, “oooh – dots,” then thought of all you lovely cheezpeeps.
Looks moar like kittehs is dangerous for stinky feet!
Kitteh noes
teh agonee of de feet
nobody noes teh truble meh nose haz seen!!
adn dude, use some detergant on ur foot, k?
ACK!! steenky fut! AAACCCKKK!!! Fer de luv ob CC gib dis gui sum oder eeters!! Blargh!!!
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Dood, ai had mai mouf open & eberyting
ROFL, my cat does the same thing, all the time. Its funny.