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Stinky Feet Leading Killer of Lolcats

we must attak stinkee feetz!

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: nikkstrife

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  1. Sairys says:

    tey deadly

  2. Hali-toe-sis. U has it.

  3. nightshayde says:

    Dunno abowt flavr, but dey definitlee haz an odur. DO NOT WANT.

  4. two_kittehs says:

    omg dey stink, I fink I is gonna thro up

  5. eeckthecat says:

    ….followed closely by having-to-look-at-pale-hairy-legs-syndrome

  6. Hay guise, if u want to leave a messages for our JanetCanHas4Kittehs and/or give a money for flours and stuff, u can go here:

    http://www.kthxbuy.com/jch4k.html

  7. mamarosa says:

    PLEH!!!1!

  8. N-E- buddy anna hear my pirate joke? huh? dooya? huh? huh?

  9. Positively Prime says:

    doze towz be gag worthee

  10. sweetpea says:

    …becuz da arRRr rating fine print sez it be foar Mature Awedeeyances. We no can haz mature, ifinkso?

  11. burfday fairy says:

    ohai, burfday fairy iz running laet today, just wants anywun hoo haz a burfday to kno taht i haz posted todays burfday greeting on teh fishy thred! :D

  12. Ok, ai’ll take that as an “aye, matey”.
    .
    So this guy (we’ll call him Pd’B) is walking along. Sees his old friend the pirate, whom he hasn’t seen in a long time. He has a peg leg now, and an eye patch, and a hook where one of his hands was.
    “Hey, good to seeya” sez Pd’B.
    “Arrrrr” sez teh pirate.
    “Wut happened to your leg? How’d you get the peg leg?”
    “Arrrr, we wuz in a sea battle and a cannonball blew me leg clean off. But ai’m OK, cuz ai have me pegleg”.
    “Oh, that must have been very painful. But wut about yer hand? How’d you come by the hook?”
    “Arrrrr, we wuz bein boarded, and a scurvy knave sliced me hand clean off with his cutlass. But ai’m OK, cauze ai can has my hook”.
    “Oh, ai’z so sorry to hear that. And ai hardly dare ask about your eye patch. How did that happen?”
    “Ai wuz up on deck and looked up at the mainsail when a seagull flew over. Arrrr, he pooped right in me eye!”
    “That must have been unpleasant, but that duzn’t usually put out yer eye.”
    “Arrrrr, ai noes, but it wuz me first day with me new hook.”
    .
    than kyoo, than kyoo, you’ve been a wunderful awdeeance.

  13. Green Is Good says:

    oh, I’ve slayed many a kitteh with my toxic foot stench.

    Ironically, they seem to enjoy it. They keep coming back for more! Ha ha!

  14. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Teh fut stink…iz dedly!

  15. Flamierd says:

    Lyez! Kitteh liek steenk. Kitteh khanvurt steenk deerektlee 2 enurgee

  16. turtlol says:

    yur stinkfoot, puts a hurt awn mai noes……
    and for those who might wear the occasional python boot, know this exquisite little inconvenience as Bromadrosis……

  17. Iyf weez kan dragg kitteh faur enuff awaiy frum teh stinkee fute wif teh sok awn, weez jes mite bees abul tuu reeviv hims;
    But iyf kitteh cums bak tuu teh fute, teh samest fing wil heppin agen adn kitteh wil faull oaver agen iyn shok!! :shock:

    ( :idea: Teh sohluushun: tiey a plastik baggeh oaver teh awffending fute)

  18. AlyssaColbyyy says:

    XD thats so perfect

  19. nightshayde says:

    lolspeek + pirate speek = borked brayez :shock: :sad:

    • nightshayde says:

      Arrrrr – dat shud haz bin “braynez.”

      Mah confyoozhun. Let meh show u it.

      In semi-unrelated news — I was given a cupcake today. A cupcake with sprinkles in the form of dots. I thought, “oooh – dots,” then thought of all you lovely cheezpeeps. :D

  20. Bad Cat! says:

    Looks moar like kittehs is dangerous for stinky feet!

  21. catalogical humor says:

    Kitteh noes
    teh agonee of de feet

  22. Hashim says:

    nobody noes teh truble meh nose haz seen!!
    adn dude, use some detergant on ur foot, k?

  23. bluesfan473 says:

    ACK!! steenky fut! AAACCCKKK!!! Fer de luv ob CC gib dis gui sum oder eeters!! Blargh!!!
    .
    Dood, ai had mai mouf open & eberyting :(

  24. Zallomallo says:

    ROFL, my cat does the same thing, all the time. Its funny.


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