Comments on: only teh yung n foolish

By: DonAlexander

DonAlexander — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:59:42 +0000

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Elebenty Cheeznbrgrs for yu!!!!

Nethack ref FTW!!!!!!!!

By: iddehbiddehkitteh

iddehbiddehkitteh — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:14:27 +0000

kitteh n mouz iz joost distrackshun gaim.
wize kittehs of all kinze lissin to chorus kittehs
and intersessorz kittehs hoo speeks saim langwidge
as elderz intercessorz kittehs.
9 lives to learnz:
respexx for all kittehs,
yungz oldz
bigz smallz
blackz whitez tabbehs tortiez spottzes.
Ceileeng kitteh luvvs all of demz.
Basement kitteh esskortz all kittehs throo tribbyulaishuns
till all kittehs can haz cheezburgerz w/respexx.
wut nummerz lyves we on nao?

By: Q`tzal

Q`tzal — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:28:26 +0000

This kitteh likely to be eaten by a grue.

By: trauma

trauma — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:46:22 +0000

Iz Bob Dylan – Jokerman too
:3

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:29:14 +0000

fanks lunarmommy!! XD

By: DonAlexander

DonAlexander — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:19:23 +0000

Taht bez sadd. She likez teh black kittehs, make her go *splort*

Liek yuor abbattar!

By: maddy

maddy — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:25:27 +0000

is it just me or does it look like basement cats eyes are popping out of his head? like he’s just had a surprise thermometer up his botty.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:34:51 +0000

Most amazing upset of the year in 3…2…1…

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 01:14:10 +0000

Orijinnly wuz Alexander Pope in ‘an essay on criticism’poetry.eserver.org/essay-on-criticism.html

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:18:28 +0000

Bad decision in 3..2…1…

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:40:56 +0000

ob korse when Rudie mistakes Tonya or Shadow for Mama Spooky and pounces on teihr taylz, Rudie gets teh epic ::FASEPAW:: frum eethur of dem

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:55:04 +0000

Blak kitteh mite bees teh mommeh;
wen teh liddel bebbeh kitteh powncis awn teh mommeh’s tayle, mommeh wil pin doawn teh bebbeh adn subjeckt iyt tuu a rlly laung oardeel ov tung-warshing;

(afture taht, teh bebbeh wil fink twyce bowt attakking mommeh’s tayle agen)

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:47:09 +0000

Ricky Nelson maided a prittee guud rekording ov taht laung ago……

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:41:48 +0000

Lukz almost liek mah little Rudie and her mama Spooky, tho.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:40:26 +0000

re ↑ ↑ ↑ I can has Vet-Tech and Legal Profeshunul, plzthx?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:28:03 +0000

Sorrii fur yur trubbuhlz, Zach. Gamblin iz nawt sumfingk wii lykez tu enkuraj.

But awn teh UTHuhr subjikt, ai agriiz toadalii. Blak kittoonz ar teh best! An bii-ing az ai am a dark purrsun maiself, ai doan lyke teh “dark iz bad/light iz gud” eithuhr. But itz teh mainstriim kulchur, an ai kant chaynjit, much az ai wud lyke tu. Fangks fur standun up fur blak catz!!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:19:52 +0000

Avast, lolyers be nao fun atz awl! Tel lunarhubby himz shud attendz inna pirate hattie & eye pach, wif mebbe a tastful peg leg! Raize de skul & crozzboans flag mateys!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:08:59 +0000

lolz, hashim yoo are alwayz funny!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:06:30 +0000

oh, taht’s right, it be Talk Liek a Pirate Day!!
teh lunarhubby an i hab a dinner to go to dis ebening, for a lolyer assoshiyashun him belongs to. i aksed hmi if tehy will be akknoelijing Pirate Day; him sed prolly not. taht wuld maek it more fun. fud will be nommilishus, tho.

By: Zach

Zach — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:55:11 +0000

If I may write in standard English for a moment…

How come ever black cat is automatically basement cat? And, in reverse, a light colored cat is ceiling cat. In addition to that joke getting kind of stale, I don’t like what it is indicating about color.

The best black cat I ever did know was a little bit “slow,” and ULTRA chill. You could wear him, handle him, move him, whatever him, and the claws never came out. They named him Courtney until they saw he had an outtie pee pee, then they named him Shadow, but I think a boy named Courtney was funny.

Anyway, the point is, I have a gambling problem.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:13:36 +0000

arrrrhhhh, hoap u wil post moar offen Tom! hear, haz a eye pach & a pirate hattie az a reward fer steppin owt ob de shadowz! Arrhhhh!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:07:29 +0000

Yaarrgggghhhh ’tis a blaksnaik! ai gunna protek de ship! avast mr. snaik, u wil feel wraff ob awl meh pointy hooks! arrrhhhhh!

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:04:12 +0000

THAT’S IT- off to the Naughty Barn with you all!

(I seldom post here but I like to read the posts)

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:03:18 +0000

iz in ur room, pwning ur elderz

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:01:02 +0000

Arrrhhhhh! Dew de hab showlder parrotz at de Tybooteek in honor ob de tawk lyke a pirate dai? Oar scurby dawgz mebbe? Avast!

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:43:00 +0000

leeza-b iz on vacashun, we no git to sea hers fur a elbenty-two daz!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:37:27 +0000

Massiv Regret in 3…..2…..1…..

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:31:12 +0000

…but why is the Rum always gone?

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:27:45 +0000

emporteed belshum beer ai fink.

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:13:27 +0000

tis a fur, fur beddar thing…

By: Sandy

Sandy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:01:37 +0000

Looks to me like Basement Cat _knows_ kitten is sneaking up on him . . . . Look out, Kitty, it’s a trap!

By: Missy

Missy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:01:28 +0000

A tail and tew kittehs…aifinkso we know teh ending.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:01:03 +0000

Derez beerz in deh chest?? Duz dey b alez or lagerz??

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:53:24 +0000

When Injeh was a kittun she would attack Yogeh kitteh’s tayl all deh time
but himz was very payshunt wid herz and would not retaliate
It was quite funneh to watch

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:50:40 +0000

FTW!!! Bery bery gud line!

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:50:07 +0000

But dis be Tiny Van Helsing kitteh! Him noes wat tu do!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:48:54 +0000

ai fink… da chest rodney habs in mynd… beers greatur treshurs…

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:28:08 +0000

It’s teh Butt-Wiggul ob Doom!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:27:47 +0000

Oh thank ye Fleep!!
That be extra helpful, I reckon so.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:22:14 +0000

YARRR, Maety!! Ye be right! Today it be Talk-Like-A-Pirate day! Shiver me timbers!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:19:41 +0000

*more snerking!*
Juss yu keeps yur hans orf mai treshur chest! Or ai’ll be clymin yur riggin!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:17:05 +0000

A 5-way ty!! Kum 2 deh ty booteek adn gitting a deeliteful gift!! it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
.
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
*Handz ebbereewun a lubberlee silk ty oar skarf*
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Ober here hdere bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh finest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Oh luk!! kitteh wind chimez. *runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkulingz deelitefullee.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t b seeing wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Datz were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:14:16 +0000

Yarr, Mr. big black sea monster, I gunna be attackin’ye in a moment. ye gunna be boarded and made to walk th’plank. All ye tails be belong to me. yarr, bucko.
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http://www.postlikeapirate.com/translator.php

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:10:12 +0000

nao dat u menshun eet… poor basemintcat! him habs noe CHRG…

By: kittehcruncheez

kittehcruncheez — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:04:30 +0000

teh pure an valiant shall conquer teh darkness!
liek ceilingcat, or a ittehbittehkitteh dat maeks u go splort!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:57:12 +0000

good old Frankee boi ai gess?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Q7RUKjslw

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:55:40 +0000

OMG! A Baessmint Kat! I whax it. I will nom it! An’NOM it!! an’… whaddya meen BaessmintKats got pointy-enz too??

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:47:25 +0000

Think little kitteh will be jumpin on tayle in 3..2..1..

By: allera

allera — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:43:57 +0000

“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”

anybuddiez no where dat come form?

By: thepetmuseum

thepetmuseum — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:34:09 +0000

guess dey all be spent in basemnt.